Baykino is back on the menu boys

>>213474888 (OP)
He should do an adaptation of Appleseed.

>>213474888 (OP)
enough with the transformers, give me some true Power Ranger kino

>>213474888 (OP)
who the fuck watched these movies past the first?

>>213474888 (OP)
Sam witwicky bros were so back

>>213474974
28 years later just came out man give it a little time to breathe

>>213474974
End yourself if you unironically want a Power Rangers movie directed by Michael Bay

>>213474888 (OP)
Bay should direct live action Evangelion instead, with Hideki Anno producing

>>213474888 (OP)
I'll only watch if he objectifies the women again.

>>213474888 (OP)
will the designs become overdesigned again?

>>213475575
I couldn't tell who anyone was in the one where they were all silver

>>213474888 (OP)
Yawn. Wake me up when Knightkino is back on the menu.

>>213475135
would American audiences be happy with Shinji being a total beta?

>>213474888 (OP)
They finally stopped pandering to nerds. Zoomers are grown up now too so the nostalgia for Bayformers will be massive.

>>213475135
It would please me if Japan put a total ban on all Japanese IP from ever being allowed to be adapted by foreigners. Strict machine translations by Japanese developed AI only, no localization.

SEVEN TRANSFORMERS MOVIES

LET IT DIE ALREADY

DO POWER RANGERS OR THE GI JOE CROSSOVER

>>213476327
Nobody cares about those bozos. Transformers has always been the money printer

>>213476297
We gave them Columbo and Spider-Man, the least they can do is give us Eva

>>213474888 (OP)
I never liked scrap-metal looks in bay movies, hope it changes finally, if not i'll refuse to watch them as I did with all of them.

why did Bay become the Transformers movie guy?

>>213476384
westerners should create their own original stories like Lord of the Rings and Discworld instead of ripping off superior Japanese culture.

>>213474888 (OP)
>More 80s toy advert slop
Nobody cares. I've genuinely never met anybody who has ever watched this trash. Its entire fanbase only exists on the internet.

I will always insist that Bay would make a great Star Wars movie as long as he has a writer that does all the narrative work, which is what Bay hates working on.
Luke Skywalker being given the Bayformers Optimus treatment would be kino, plus the action wouldn't suck dick.

>>213476505
Dark of the Moon and Age of Extinction made a billion each.

I like the trilogy and the first Marky Mark one, but the last one is atrocious.

>>213476449

same reason Cameron became the blue space cat guy

>>213476297
>Strict machine translations by Japanese developed AI only
kys

>>213476559
Mark has a history of committing hate crimes.

>>213476559
6 Underground is also bad and lazy. There are clear editing mistakes left in the movies.

>>213476616
>HE THREW PEBBLES AT LE WHOLESOME NIGGERINOS FORTY YEARS AGO WHEN HE WAS A DUMB MINOR!!!!!!! CANCEL HIM FOREVER GET HIM GET HIM GET HIM

>>213474888 (OP)
they finally had a decent one with bumblebee and now they go back to being retarded

>>213476999
>decent one
The CGI and action were awful, plus the main character was insufferable, the fucking girl spends half the movie crying.

>>213474888 (OP)
>Baykino
>Bay
>kino
Sorry, OP, but I'm not Chinese. I can't be excited over another slopfest that re-explains the plot every 10 minutes.

fag needs to do the treasure island black sails sequel
it's grim that the best adaption is still muppets

>>213476999
>>213477030
It wasn't terrible, just insanely boring and needlessly dramatic. If you want to make a Transformers movie, the right way to go about it is making a two hour action packed toy commercial for boys, not a boring teenage drama for girls.

>>213477061
Nobody cares about the plot, just about robots beating each other with a good CGI and soundtrack.

>>213474888 (OP)
Transformers vs. ICE

>>213476069
Who is this for? Zoomers grew up with the bay characters and gen alpha doesn't give a fuck about transformers

>transformers
>trans
Even the robots are gay now.

>>213474888 (OP)
Michael B lost his way long ago.
He will never recapture the magic that allowed him to make KINO like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHyaVvekWek

>>213477161
Me

>>213474888 (OP)
>Baykino
he peaked here

>>213476327
>GI Joe
To be honest I've only ever liked the Sigma Six incarnation.

>>213474888 (OP)
hell its about time!

>>213475575
>bot designs with personality and characteristics
>boxed bots made to sell cheap toys
Bayformers will always be kino and I am tired of pretending otherwise

>>213475575
probably not. the mankids prefer the 80esthetic

>>213476999
Filtered.

>>213477376
Mankids are in their early 50s now, it's nostalgia bait time for millenials who gre up with bayformers.

>>213475135
>Bay should direct live action Evangelion instead
Obvious bait, but he would fucking butcher it and turn it into Pacific Rim with jailbait isntead of actual kino.

>>213476449
Kikeberg chose him of course

>>213477376
And those were given three movies and they all flopped.

>>213477206
Just like australian old people - I love me some pokies.

>>213474888 (OP)
God, no.
BTW one of the things I've hated the most about both milennials and my generation is the Bayformers revisionism. Outisde of the first movie which is good fun the rest of the series is a fucking atrocity that ushered in the CGslop era.

>>213477409
>Pacific Rim with jailbait
Sounds like kino to me

>>213477408
>grew up

Bitch, I'm as middle of the road Millenial as you can get and I was fuckin' 21 when the first bayformers movie came out.

>>213477453
>Sounds like kino to me
Yeah, but that's only about a quarter of what makes EVA good. It'd work well for the early Asuka episodes that make up the second quarter of the series, but even then it'd be unsatisfying because that's only half of what makes that part of the show great.
If you were to make a perfect EVA movie series, you'd need to incorporate 80s teen drama elements from John Hughes films, dark psychological war film elements from early Vietnam war films, dark surreal 70s sci-fi elements from stuff like THX 1138 and Stalker, political thriller/althist elements for Misato, Ritsuko, and Kaji's arc, and of course very imaginative surrealist elements borrowed from Lynch and Coppola.
All Bay would give the film is the schlocky, 80s Bruckheimer influence, which while very important and crucial to the success of an EVA adaptation (Anno himself is a MASSIVE Top Gun Fan who credits the movie for kickstarting his military fetishism and inspiring him to make Gunbuster) would ultimately miss the forest for the trees.