IM SWITCHING OVER TO WHATSAPP! SEND THAT INTEL REPORT TO MY AOL CHAT AND UPLOAD THE COORDINATES TO MY INSTA!

>>213486227 (OP)
It's not that hilarious.
Movie just sucks.

>>213486250
>Movie just sucks.
f i l t e r e d

the movie gets a lot of unnecessary criticism because everyone is expecting super hero movies. Well, this is REAL LIFE

> black man protagonist
> blows off his superiors
> critical work to be done and he's off facetiming family
> steals a car
> bringing his personal drama into the work place
> gets demonstrably loud in the office
> needed on the crisis bridge - he tries to leave the work site
> has a daughter that is a single mother
> his son is responsible for mass murder
uh....i'm thinking its KINO

>>213486934
>this is REAL LIFE
nigger gets fired!

everyone in the theater jumped up from their seats and applauded when this happened

Movie sucks
Get over it

>>213487005
>Movie sucks
raciss ass peckerwood deadass fr fr
YA COOKED HONKIE

I'LL CALL YOU BACK

I NEED TO OPEN A GUI INTERFACE AND HACK THE GIBSON'S TCP-IP OPEN SOURCE BACKDOOR FROM THE CLOUD.

>nigger in 2010
>kino last man on earth

>nigger post 2020
>"BIX NOOD"
something went wrong... ROBERT! WHY IS YOUR RACE NOT COOL ANYMORE?

>>213488248
that's way too complex for an illiterate nigga like ice cube to read albeit

is this a "so bad it's good" or just bad movie?

>>213488364
in between

>>213486934
the black FALLING DOWN

>right-click
>choose the "Fix the problem" menu
Is hacking really that simple?

>>213488332
He's a rapper, he can manage word salads.

holy shit the guy that directed it has a portfolio of fucking music videos and commercials HAHAHHAHA

>>213487048
>peckerwood
your ass is greenlit, toad

>computer, load up celery man

>the only way to get the thumbdrive to you is for you to make an order on amazon

I watched it because of the funny clips people were posting. Thought I could maybe get a few laughs out of how bad it was.
I would not recommend anyone else do the same. It's just shit.

>the headshot that utterly BTFO'd hipsters

>>213488446
u feelin froggy?

>>213488485
THEY EATIN OUR DAETA (DAATA if your the hoe)

>>213486934
Why does Ice Cube always seem to make *that* face and look of disdain and constipation at the same time in every movie?

WAIT WAIT WAIT
A GUY THAT HELPED PRODUCE UNFRIENDED WAS ON THIS FILM HAHAHAHHAHA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timur_Bekmambetov

>>213488523
>Unfriended
I knew it had that stink on it.

>>213488514
>The rapper has two expressions: a resting scowl and nuclear overreaction, neither of which suggest the sort of individual the government would trust with the technology to eavesdrop on anyone he sees fit. (Variety)

>>213488326
Social media, everyone can see how they act (and it’s not like in the movies).

i heard that the space force is in this slop. what happens with them? do they get laser satellites or something?

>>213486227 (OP)
>right click
>inspect element
>THE ALIEN TRIPOD IS 50 METERS TALL, WEIGHS 62 TONNES, FIRES PHASED PLASMA PULSE PROJECTILES AND COMES FROM MARS

>>213488514
>Ice Cube always seem to make *that* face

>>213488514
>*that* face
its called ACTING

>>213486227 (OP)
Would've been unwatchable without Ice Cube. He really turned it into an entertaining shitshow.

>>213488621
>individual the government would trust

>>213491097
>He turned it into an entertaining show.

Watched it.
So bad so good.

>>213491097
We get to watch him be a frustrated boomer basedfacing at his children

>>213491111
>>213491133
ICE cube digits das rite

>>213486227 (OP)
it's utterly boring

>>213491163
>basedfacing at his children
DAH BAYBEE
REALLY?
DEM HOG MOGS AINT NO GOOD, BOO
YA....HAD...TOO...MUH....SOH...DEE....UHMMM

CUMMIN STRAIGHT FRUM DA UNNAGROUN
AH YUNG NIGGA GOTS IT BAHD CUZ AHM BROWN
AH CANET SPEAK NO UTHA WAY DEN HOWS AH RAHPS

>>213491183
>it's utterly boring
Its the black male version of
> 104 lbs woman leg whipping a room full of 240 lbs special forces operators

YO
MUH NAMES IS 'WILL RADFORD'
BUT ONNA SKREETS DEY CALLS ME
> that gay faggot nigger from Empire

>when you hack the mainframe and rename tripod.exe to tripod.jpg

But what did Joe Rogan have to say about it?

>>213491295
>what did Joe Rogan have to say

>>213491295
>what did Joe Rogan have to say about it?
he couldn't understand why aylliums wanted information.

>>213486855
He is right.
>>213486227 (OP)
That about sums it up.

it was a tech scifi movie up until the ending
then the writers gave up
I mean, stopping the alien invasion by
> making them blaze a fat sac of chronic
lazy story telling for some cheap jiggaboo laffs

>>213488514
It's the deep seeded hatred for whitey

>>213491309
It's the cute little stabs that always gets me

>>213491309
>andrew tate finds only one cup of coffee waiting for him

>>213486227 (OP)
by far the best movie of 2025 but y'all aint understand it yet

>>213486227 (OP)
Did they try to make him look like the black guy from Westeworld to disguise him as a competent actor?

>>213488523
Can he do something other than overpriced ads?
Because Night Watch and Day Watch, which were ads diguised as movies but good, he has done nothing but product placement slop, that make the worst Adam Sandler shit look like absolute cinema. Well, Abe Lincoln the Vampire Hunter was kino, but anything else?

I actually really like the idea of the government growing so obsessed with surveillance they risk alien invasion to implement more of it, why not put that in a not shit movie

@grok vibe code a solution to this alien invasion and make a video of the aliens having sex with my wife

>>213486227 (OP)
Linus Tech Tips had a cameo but it was deleted in the final cut. It seems he was consulted on the technical side too but was ignored in the end.

>>213486855
tracking you down rn

>>213493990
this can't be real

this is legit so bad it's good. also being a nsa agent looks fun as fuck ngl

>>213491835
THOSE DAMN ALIENS EATIN MY FACEBOOK

I thought for a solid 3 days that he was this guy

>The character of William Radford was originally written as paraplegic to fit in with the themes of COVID and people being "glued to their screens" but the director was impressed by the intensity of Ice Cube's chair throwing that he re-wrote the character to match.

And the Oscar for best chair throw goes TO.
kek

>>213494408
He isn't?

>>213494408
His agent turned down this movie and the hipster-director was listening to NWA when he got news. A spark of genius

>>213491339
Assume they had a massive central archive similar to the library of Alexandria and it's now gone
They're trying to rebuild their vision of history from scratch using data

>>213486227 (OP)
Ice Cube's ugly mug during most of the movie's 90 min runtime is not exactly a crowdpleaser. Plus you can see his dirty nails in some scenes, very nasty and unsightly

>>213488523
That makes so much sense but also insane because as bad as unfriended was I think it handled the "Skype call movie" shtick far better than this lmao. This feels like it was made by a nigga who stopped learning about technology in 2005

>>213486934
explain what you think "demonstrably" means

>>213494639
I can demonstrate how loud he is.

>>213494666
that's not what I asked

the budget for this movie was a $1000 amazon gift card

This is the worst fucking movie I've ever seen in my entire 38 years on this planet. I don't think I'll ever see another film this bad, and I'm pretty sure I'll live to at least 98.

Is this a Steven Seagal money laundering bit? It feels like money laundering.

>>213494230
I change my mind, this is godawful. it would be unwatchable without ice cube's reactions imo

This movie is just an Amazon ad

>>213486855
this meme is unironically better than the film
>>213488364
just bad
>>213488514
the confused negro pose is ice cube's money maker
>>213491111
>4 repeated digits
WE'VE BEEN CUBED LADS

>>213494200
it unironically is real
he somehow traced a dude through the source inspect option lol

>>213488514
That's his "I'm acting" face. Dudes been doing it for 20 years

>>213494581
unfriended at least went the full nine and made their technology scenes use actual products that are in real life, not just some whipped up UI image or a google page called "boogle" or something

>>213486227 (OP)
I ended getting the film, I fucking hate you guys

>>213491835
DO NOT REDEEM YOUR MEMORIES SAAR!!! It's oyver

>>213491835

Someone put this on for me without me knowing what it was. Hardest ive laughed at a movie in a while, I genuinely think this is a future cult classic, at least for the modern day. Its retarded gimmick format is absolutely ripe for edits. Its without question the worst movie ive ever watched, and I saw borderlands in the theatre.

>>213486855
Amazon literally made this movie so Cube’s facial expressions would go viral. And it’s working.

>Be Hobo
>Suffering from mental illness
>Amazon Drone drops from the sky during alien invasion
>Your phone rings with an unknown number
>They order you to fix the Amazon Drone
>Refuse, you will die if you do this
>The voices entice you with free internet for a year?
>Refuse, claim the government is tracking you online (they are and it’s shown to be Orwellian super-surveillance)
>The voices say they’ll give you a $1,000 Amazon Gift Card
>You accept, you fix the drone
>You are immediately vaporized by a heat ray as the drone flies away
A MAN FAILED BY SOCIETY GETS PAID CORPORATE SCRIP TO OBEY A FACELESS MACHINE BEFORE GETTING GRACELESSLY KILLED

WotW might be the most poisonous film ever made. It’s actually just monstrously vile. From the blithe violations of privacy to the obsession with corporate security, it’s a picture of the cancer in America’s brain.

>>213486227 (OP)
Was the movie actually written by Chatgpt? It seems stupid enough but it's also such fucking nigger loving pc bullshit that it had to have come from a rainbow haired libtard.

>>213496135
the government will give you free Internet for a year, sir.

>>213491309
Manlet on the run

>>213496135
where would the homeless guy even ship the packages? lmao

>>213496962
PO box

>>213496135
I really expected them to frame the government surveillance as an unambiguously good thing.
>>213486227 (OP)
>right click on video feed
>choose "hack aliens" from context menu
>aliens are now hacked
The entire movie is some writer transposing their experience of a do-nothing excel spreadsheet office job onto a counter-terrorist analyst. His entire job during the invasion was to make an excel spreadsheet of where attacks were, which could have been automated since the information was fed to him in the first place.

>>213486227 (OP)
>incoming whatsapp call from Mr. President
>deny
>I need to call my keeds

>>213497191
>I really expected them to frame the government surveillance as an unambiguously good thing
They kinda did, Radford’s job was never presented as “wrong” and it was Goliath that was over the line. Which doesn’t make sense because Goliath was described as “super surveillance and data collection” when Radford already had so much authority that he could hack his daughter’s phone and send texts through it, he could use any camera in any home at-will, he got a warrant.pdf in 10 minutes. What’s worse than that?

>dad you hacked my fridge?
YOU BETTER NOT BE DRINKING ANY MORE OF THAT BASEDMILK ITS BAD FOR YO KEEED

>>213497316
>and it was Goliath that was over the line
Yeah I had no idea what the fuck Goliath was even supposed to be. The only thing in the movie he didn't have immediate access to was a military drone and he was able to get into it after he ran topsecretpasswordgenerator.exe

>>213497355
>you gonna have that little mulatto wearing dresses
Based cube

>>213486227 (OP)
I can't believe it cost $131 Million to make

>>213497436
Did it really? It has to be laundering. I watched it with my friends and it looked like they were editing aliens into stock footage. There was one shot that just looked like a picture of burned out vehicles from Ukraine and a few that looked like video of US troops in the ME. 85% of the scenes with actors in them had zero extras, even when they were out in the city streets.

>>213486227 (OP)
What's next? Are they going to have Bill Gates play a gangsta rapper?

Always LMAOing @ "gangsta" rappers who sell out and become wholesome chunguses.
Bet Tupac would go back to being ballerina by now if he was still alive.

>>213494581
How can metadata even calculate shit like size and weight?

>>213497600
Metadata, it’s the data of the meta. In Medieval times, the word “glamour” came from “grammar” because people thought big Latin words had magical power.

>>213497600
anything is possible with amazon chud

>>213497600
just turn off your brain bro

>>213497569
Nigga ice cube hasn't been a "gangster rapper" in decades at this point.he was already doing shit like Annaconda and three kings by the end of the 90s. Even tupac was in or cast to be in a bunch of movies around the time he died.
>>213497600
The power of Amazon's patented AI systems don't worry about it

>>213486227 (OP)
The movie is god tier "so bad it's good" shlock if you're ripping into it with friends. It's just an awful time if you're watching it alone.

hard to hate Cube no matter what dumb shit he does for a paycheque 2bh
still intend to watch this at some point tomorrow for the laughs

I don’t even know how to describe this movie besides being the most American movie ever made. It plays up and at times celebrates aspects of modern America that most people find abhorrent. It’s the cancer in your brain developing a voice and defending their right to exist. I want to add to >>213497376 that the movie makes it a point to emphasize the government does not have a right to “see what’s in your Amazon cart.” You could ping this as clumsy writing but the movie also makes a point to show how blithely the rights of common citizenry can, should, and will be violated.

The message of the movie is that, “your rights as a consumer are worth protecting, but you as a person are cattle to observe.”

>>213497790
If I want to turn my brain off I listen to music, or sit on the patio, or put on Lord of the Rings, or a podcast.

>>213497805
I know and it is bringing me joy for decades
even better when it turns out the tough guy gangsters were buckbreaken by some other zesty nigga

>>213491835
Wow it is so poignant of our modern times isn't it. This is real horror dog.

>if I get a message from the government on Microsoft Teams I can hack into their flight records

>>213488364
yes

>>213488411
>right click on an email
>view page source
>suddenly have access to encrypted government files
>take screenshot of Tripod
>run it through "the system"
>now have its trajectory, height, lethality and speed information

>>213491835
MY APES! THE ALIENS ARE EATING MY APES!

>>213497805
>already doing shit like Annaconda
IS SNAKES OUT DER DIS BEEEEG?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r808KpMGdt4

>>213491835
>the virus is eating my Facebook account that I haven't touched in 4 years!

>>213497720
You're thinking of "grimoire."
https://www.etymonline.com/search?q=grimoire

>>213486855
YTMND is back in vogue?

Let's talk about the most important part... Is there a Thunderchild scene or not? Fuck the Cruise movie for omitting it.

They actually just hacked Ice Cube's irl webcam and recorded what he was doing during the COVID lockdown without him knowing and edited into a movie

>constant and blatant Amazon product placement
>ice cubes horrible line reads
>The blender tier VFX
>the editing in general
>2000s idea of hacking
>shit like the green screen being reflected in Ice cubes glasses and them literally looping the USB drive scene with the audio track
This movie genuinely feels like a parody. If you told me it was an Asylum Film or a spoof I'd believe you

Data is food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k23RegrGqys

>>213491835
this indirectly brings up a good discussion on what to do with dead people's social media

>>213494437
If this is true its a stroke of luck, that one retarded decision turned what was probably a stupid gimmick straight to streaming bait executed poorly, but seeing ice cube stare agape into his laptop while his daughter is attacked by aliens, and instead of doing literally anything that we expect a person with legs to do, just slur out "DON WORRY, I GACHU MANG", and then hack a tesla or some stupid shit before going to make an excel spreadsheet, that has elevated to cult status kino.

>>213498613
The fucking stock footage explosion man I can't even

>>213486227 (OP)
Was it really that bad?
What were they thinking?
This might be nothing else but a money laundry operation

>>213498978
I think you're thinking of a tax write off. It's possible, but I'm pretty sure it was a COVID remote filming project that got sensibly shelved before someone dug it out of the cupboard and tossed it into the release schedule