What the fuck is this asshole's problem?

>>213490477 (OP)
Why the fuck does he have to 'cast' anyone?

>>213490477 (OP)
I can never tell if this is ego or just the retarded way he talks

>>213490513
both

>>213490505
Because he wants to make films but lacks the talent. Simple as.

>>213490505
What's the point of having a casting couch if you don't cast?

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>>213490538
I think I get what hes trying to say but its coming off as highly retarded

>uhhhh so I went for coffee the other day and this little Japanese fella came up to me and said he was a huge fan of my work, I was thankful to him and looked to move on with my day but he stood there staring and had his translator ask me if I knew his work. He asked have you ever heard of “iron gear solid” or some fucking shit like that and I said directly to him “listen, buddy, I don’t know who the fuck you are so fuck off, bitch. I don’t like ethnics in my movies and I don’t like them in real life” so uhh that’s all I have to say about that piece of shit, either way the word of the day is F

>>213490505
He scans.

>>213490568
It isn't even true though games like Zelda and Tomb rider had you switching between first and third person before 1998

>>213490505
He's a talentless hack who's not good enough to direct a daytime soap opera who's leeched off people making things with gameplay until he cultivated an autistic fanbase that gobbles up his garbage. It's a good scheme and deserves respect for pulling off the cult of personality.

>>213490505
he's a star-fucker

>>213490605
>iphone filename
>"shit fuck bitch"
>"muh based and redpilled Lynch" when he literally had a BLACKED couple in Lost Highway, a Nipponese in Twin Peaks, and also was all about heckin trans rights in the 90s
God, "people" like (You) are an embarrassment.

>>213491076
it's kind of easy mode to do that when you're Japanese though, and doubly so in videogames - an industry that's always been desperate for recognition as "art"

>I was asked by Kojima to come up to see him and talk to him about staring in which would be the second Death Stranding, and I had next door to zero interest, but I always admire Kojima, you know Kojima is a guy that does what he loves, and I do what I love, the difference is what Kojima loves costs hundreds of billions of
dollars. so I thought I should go up and at least visit him, and it was incredible, I had to go to this building in LA first and get a special credit card and I had to get special keys, a letter came, and a map, and then went to the airport and flew up and then they had a rental car all ready for me. everything was set and I was to drive to this place and I came into an office, and there was Kojima, and he talked with me for a little bit, and then he said I want to show you something. now right about in this time I started getting a little bit of a headache. you know what I'm talking about. okay so he took me upstairs and he showed me these things called "B.T's" and now this headache is getting stronger. he then showed me many "Bridge Baby's" and different things, then took me for a ride in his Ferrari for lunch. Kojima is kind of short so his seat was way back and he was almost laying down in the car, we were flying through this little town up in Northern Japan. we get to the restaurant, and not that I don't like salad, but that's all they had. then I got almost like a migraine headache and I could hardly wait to get home. before I got home I kind of crawled into a phone booth and phoned my agent, I said there's no way, no way I can do this, he said David calm down you don't have to do this. and so Kojima, bless his heart, I told him on the phone the next day that HE should star in it, it's his game and he invented everything about it but he doesn't really love acting and so someone else did act in that game, but when I called my lawyer and told him that I wasn't going to do it, he just said you just lost many millions of dollars, but it's okay

>>213491159
Wasn’t the Asian in twin peaks Chinese?

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>>213490513
You absolute nigger retards could never entertain the probability that he said all these things in japanese and these are translations. This is why you can't even manage to get laid; you are literal genetic mistake level of stupid.

I hate g*mers so much

>>213491529
Pretty good impression of a kojimbledrone but unironically not autistic enough. Keep practicing and you'll get there.

>>213491674
this actually made me mad. what a complete brainlet.
further proof that BCS is for high IQ chads while breaking bad is for dummies.

>>213490605
Leftists have the worst caricatures because they're completely ignorant of their subjects

>>213490477 (OP)
i watched this guy's criterion vid on youtube where they get famous people to list their favorite movies and i was expecting western titles since he comes off as such a westaboo, but nope, they were all japanese films.
you can probably guess which ones he picked as well

>>213490605
>Anyway, I have to go, I'm late for the cleveland show

>>213491168
kek

>dude uhh...Kojima is dumb lol
>UPVOTE MEEEE

>>213490505
He's a westaboo who is obsessed with Hollywood and American stars and directors.

>>213491055
That's what I'm not sure about if thats what he's trying to say. I think he was just saying he thought about the camera, sniper rifle, and missile items as a reason to switch to a first person view to show off the 3D environments. Not that he created fps. But with Kojima its hard to really know

woah

>>213490477 (OP)
I don't get it; what are you mad about.

>>213490605
Lmao

>>213494388
Every time I read this I read it as the 10% he's referencing is the things considered "possible" as opposed to 90% of things which are "impossible". Thus he's saying time and technology makes the possible possible. Am I cooked?

>>213490477 (OP)
Humiliation ritual

>>213494388
impossibru

>>213490505
Nigga, every speaking role in a video game gets cast. Even Crash Bandicoot had to get cast even though all he says is WHOA. What do you think "casting" is?

>>213490477 (OP)
i dont understand what you are angry about? are you retarded?

>>213490477 (OP)
>>213490505
His English is not great. Obvs he meant "do a cameo". Stop being retarded.

>>213490477 (OP)
he should put Davids corpse into the game, have him be reanimated or something kino like that. Have Davids family member do the mocap

>>213491159
Can you get your kojimbo cock sucking ass back to /v/? His games are all cutscenes and corny one liners btw

>>213497684
Not precisely - directors George Miller, Nicolas Winding Refn and Guillermo del Toro all play major roles in his most recent games - it's just that he credits them as "special guest appearance" but it's their appearances are motion captured while the characters are voiced by professional voice actors instead of doing it themselves

>>213490505
That way he can take a photo of them smoking cigarettes together and post it on social media.

Lynch in a Kojima game would have been unironically kino but I doubt Lynch would ever agree to doing any mocap or face scans for a FUCKING video game. Get real.

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>>213498137
>kojimbo's hair is going grey
Time comes for all of us I guess

>>213498118
The dude was in something like 30 episodes of Family Guy

>>213498187
Because Family Guy is REAL art

>>213498074
That's cool. I guess he wouldn't have made him audition, if that's what's got OP's panties in a bunch.

>>213490477 (OP)
He can just make AI Lynch, since Lynch loved and endorsed AI so much, there should be no issue.

>>213497857
Don't forget wikipedia esque info dumps that go in one ear and out the other

>>213498184
hes like 60 years old man

>>213490605
Didn't Lynch do BLM at one point? How out of touch are you people?

>>213490477 (OP)
understandable
I hope Kojima gets to fulfill his dream of going to space for several months to create a game with the understanding he gets from living in space

>>213490477 (OP)
Is funny how people always got mad at kojimbo thanks to his awful broken engrish. Also, I think that Lynch would accepted a role in one of his games, I mean, he already did a lot of cameos in terrible films like Nadja or Cleveland Show. Also that DumbLand weird online shit was done for a gaming site.

>>213491188
Chinese people are Asian, yes.