Why did it fail?

>>213491162 (OP)
Fail?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/U5iY7v4H_y8

>>213491619
lol

>>213491939

>>213491939
>>213492128
>>213491619
>>213491162 (OP)
>Spiniggers still seething

i loved it
a LOT better than 2
there i said it

>>213491162 (OP)
It’s the best of the original trilogy. You’re just a gay faggot who’s mad that the family stayed together in the end of movie

>>213492228
For sure.

>>213491162 (OP)
Because Jurassic Park peaked at TLW

JP2 and JP3 both pull some retarded shit
JP2 has that weird black daughter who kills a raptor with gymnastics and the blunder of a tied up and caged t. rex eating everyone aboard a ship somehow
JP3 has the whole "talking to raptors" bit when Sam Neill blows into a cast of a fossilized larynx

However, while JP3 has none of the lows that JP2 has, JP2 has the subplot with the baby rex, Pete Postlethwaite as the hunter, the tall grass raptor sequences, the trailer falling off a cliff while the guy gets ripped in half by two rexes, which are all total kino. JP3 has none of those highlights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1gpDQnhBQ8

JP2 shit the bed a lot but it knew how to build suspense.

>>213492173

>>213492259
0/10

>>213492128
>>213492528

>>213491162 (OP)
Trex fanboys just try to smear it unfairly.

noooooooooooo not yet

It was just...boring. The Spino design is incredible, but the Rex loss is just retarded. New big bad kills the old big bad to show how badass he is, is such a stupid trope.
Movie is obviously plagued by rewrites and starting shooting without a finished script. It especially shows with the horrible last third of the movie. 92 minutes? Jesus

>>213492128
>>213492528
>aaahhhhhhh pls save me mosasaurus!!!

>>213492593

>>213493149
>New big bad kills the old big bad to show how badass he is, is such a stupid trope
Such a great and effective trope! FTFY

>>213493698
>the new big baddy is so unpopular it gets forgotten and never mentioned in the sequel and the old baddy comes back for 4 more movies

>>213493755
>the old baddy comes back for 4 more movies
to job and show how badass the new baddy is! The most effective trope! They can't stop using it!

>>213493755
Dont forget
>old big baddy comes back in a later sequel but is retconned to be a mindless minion trope

>>213493680
This cartoon is insultingly bad

>>213493149
>New big bad kills the old big bad to show how badass he is, is such a stupid trope.
And just to hammer it in, it even had this little exchange:
>Is it the T.Rex?
>No, it sounds...bigger."
Yes, even with a little pause in there.
It's like they took horror movie tropes and just threw them all in.
They should have focused on the raptors instead of wasting it on the shitty Spino.

>>213496657
>They should have focused on the raptors instead of wasting it on the shitty Spino

*ring* *ring* incoming mogging!

>>213491162 (OP)
>unlikable kid
>raptors were blue with those stupid feathers instead of cool tiger stripes
>no Julianne Moore
>Spino killed Rex like it was nothing

>>213492228
>>213492238
As much as I know it isn't, I guess it's okay for you two to be wrong... horribly, awfully, should probably consider suicideably wrong

>>213493834
That's a completely different movie by a completely different studio

>>213491939
do the same people who bitch about this "reality" still love jurassic world and the new one? I wonder

>>213497627
really? He was the franchises best kid by far
>JP1
yeah theyre classic but they were pretty dumb until the kitchen scene

>>213497695
Only drives the point harder!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vg99u0DEQs

>>213497627
>raptors were
cool as fuck.

i love the original three park movies
the world series is like "marvel-ization" of the series to me, especially the first three that have that cringe human-dino bond thingy
the fourth one also has this to a slight extent (little girl befriends smol dino bs), but it's far less minimal to the first three world movies

>>213498036
Wrong

>>213498036
>>213498442
I actually like both equally and just see them as different tribes, with the JPIII raptors being the more mentally stable and cooperative ones while the ones from TLW are chaotic and the most aggressive of the two.