>tall ugly woman
your wine aunt you haven't seen for a long time
What is the next terrifying monster the twisted mind of Zach Cregger will come up with?

i fucked up the greentext so you can laugh at me if you want to

This guy's straddle the line between funny and infuriatingly obnoxious. The gaslighting is the worst.

He is more talented than Jordan Peele.

>>213495067 (OP)
>1890's Tuscany Italy, the camera pans down in a sweeping shot over a vineyard
>In a world...
>A middle aged Italian couple can be seen making wine
>The moon shines brightly over a lone grape
>...where the vines are filled with magic
>The grape grows and morphs into an anthropomorphic grape
>Cut to black
>A man shouts "I'm gonna grape you in the mouth"
>Title shot: The Grapist
>This winter

>>213495067 (OP)
Table monster

>>213497574
Dude, just get in there, table monster that shit, and we can bounce!

He was cool in WKUK, and his dad's connections probably were the only reason it ever got picked up, but holy shit I hate that nepobabby so damn much.

>>213498145
>dad's connections

How close does being a lawyer from bumfuck Virginia get you to Hollywood?

>>213498277
>Arlington
>bumfuck nowhere

lmao

>>213495067 (OP)
Murderer

>>213498277
Better question is why would the son of southern lawyer throw away his guaranteed spot in law school and a cushy lawyer career to be a literally who director?

>>213497549
Beautiful but next time I want you to do it happier and with your mouth open

>>213495067 (OP)
Short, bald man

Best horror movie of the century so far, fuck your contrarian shit.

>>213498490
Who the fuck wants to be a lawyer doing paperwork all day instead of creating things and having fun?

>>213495075
I don't like laughing at the misfortunes of others. You're seen. You're heard. You're appreciated. <3

>>213498565
It's easy money. After a few years you make $500/h and juniors do all the paperwork. You just sign it

>>213499292
>It's easy money.
he got paid 10m for Weapons

>>213500250
10M is what he'd collect for winning a 50M lawsuit, which is small potatoes.

>>213498490
Lawyers are soulless bugmen

>>213495067 (OP)
Watching this makes me wish Trevor was still alive, god I miss him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25wSKqJizM&t

>>213495075
It's alright man I fucked up a post yesterday and dipped out of the thread entirely

Watching the Newsboyz livestream made me hate Zach so much that I can't be bothered to watch his slowburn a24 horror

>>213499292
>>213500284
You're proving this anon's point >>213500344
>I'd rather be miserable and very rich than happy and regular rich

>>213500669
I know Zach made the guys delete some SSS and Newsboys streams or cut stuff out, but I wonder if he did that with his own streams where he played souls games, I remember he talked about how much he hated Mike Flanagan

>>213500682
>soulless bugman lawyer
>happy
Kek shut the fuck up, loser
>Alarming statistics reveal lawyers in the United States rank 5th in occupational suicide rates, facing a 3.6 times higher risk of depression than nonlawyers.

>>213495075
I had a typo the other day and everyone made fun of me so I just dissociated and in my mind it wasn't me who made the mistake but some other anon so I joined in making fun of the post and I felt a bit better

>>213500682
>>213500344
Why would a writer/director be happier than a lawyer in any case?

>>213498277
what country are you from? Arlington is an extremely wealthy suburb of Washington, DC where every government contractor lives. It's literally the exact opposite of bumfuck

What's the contrarian reason us based right wingers hate this guy?

>>213501527
Zac’s 44 years old. You retarded mutts are pretending that Arlington as it is now was the same Arlington when Zach was in high school and in undergrad to make some retarded preddit gotcha.

>>213500811
People in the entertainment industry kill themselves nearly 2x as much as lawyers. Don't let jeetGPT think for you next time retard

>>213495067 (OP)
A NAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILGUN

>>213501728
not too late to admit you’re a fat brown third worlder who doesn’t know shit about America but likes to pretend because he’s retarded and obsessed

>>213501731
Literally and directly copy/pasted from the ABA, Rajeesh
https://www.americanbar.org/groups/senior_lawyers/resources/voice-of-experience/2010-2022/dissenting-death-preventing-lawyer-suicide/

>Alarming statistics reveal lawyers in the United States rank 5th in occupational suicide rates, facing a 3.6 times higher risk of depression than nonlawyers
Kill yourself, bugman. Literally, professional degree mill schools for halfwit toddlers incapable of abstraction and doing anything remotely interesting with their life.

>>213501728
>Washington DC wasn’t the seat of power in America 25 years ago
hahaha you’re dumber than a nigger

>>213501874
>Arlington
>same as DC 25 years ago
Do you happen to have a reading comprehension of a four year old, Benjy?

>>213501851
A study (not a fucking blog) disproves your jeetGPT drivel
Eat less feces and learn to read
>>213501731
https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/69/wr/mm6903a1.htm

>>213501970
And where did the ABA get those alarming statistics, Rajeesh? I will givr you a hint since you have the intellectual capacity of a goldfish:
>a study
Brilliant what one can discover when one is literate.