Genuinely, what the fuck are you supposed to do with the three seashells?

>>213496946 (OP)
it was one of those jokes that was written to be absurd and never meant to have an answer, but terminally online fags turned it into a meme

>>213496977
>I have no imagination
Shell 2, then 3, then 1, then 3 again

>>213496946 (OP)
Poop into the first one, scrape to clean your anus with the second. The third one is just a scoop incase you drop one.

That wasn't so fucking difficult was it?

you wipe your ass with them are you fucking retarded?

>>213496946 (OP)
Looks like they're on a hinge that you lift up to reveal what I will assume to be cleaning clothes that you're supposed to use in combination

>>213496977
>it was one of those jokes that was written to be absurd

its clearly buttons for a futuristic self cleaning toilet

holy fuck people are retards

>>213496946 (OP)
>He doesn't know

>>213496946 (OP)
fill them up and sell them at a suchi bar

>>213496977
This. Anyone who explains what they're for is a midwit that doesn't get the actual joke.

>>213496946 (OP)
I always assumed they were buttons that would activate some sort of cleaning system in the toilet. It doesn't look like they can be picked up and the way they are centered on each tile tell tells me they weren't moved before Dredd came in.

>>213496946 (OP)
>he doesn't know

>>213497262
That’s just mise en scene at play, another example of visual storytelling communicating how rigid and obsessed with organization, cleanliness, and perfection that this society has become. Every day is basically boot camp inspection day.

>>213496946 (OP)
they contain small worm holes to the sewers/fresh water
one is for the front
one is for the back
one is for washing your hands
don't mix them up

>>213496946 (OP)

>>213496946 (OP)
From the novelization.

>>213496946 (OP)
why didn't they just fly the seashells to mordor with the gryphons

They're just decorations. That's the joke. In the future there is a special fiber in the food that makes your shit firm and coated in a nice translucent sheen of mucus and there is no need to wipe anymore.
Sly isn't used to the fiber so it doesn't work on him. He gets the full Taco Bell effect.

>>213497742
>Sly prefers rat burgers to Taco Bell
I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

>>213496946 (OP)
>what is absurdism

Anyway the point of the joke was that it was written in as a joke after the scene was written in originally

>>213496946 (OP)
It's like that old Iowan joke about the guy that needed to use a farmer's outhouse. After inspecting the outhouse the guy came back and told the farmer there wasn't any toilet paper and that he only found three corncobs. The farmer replied you use a red corncob first then use the white one to see if you need to use the other red one.