WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THAT

They all look like 80s pop star El DeBarge

because they're ecelebs

>>213497540
them combined dont even have a 1/10 of his talent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAQSZhazYk8

I dont get why you shitskin teens from /v/ make these threads here and not on /fa/
not only will you get the female brained gossip you crave, you'll get tips and tricks on making fun of these types and making the ones that have this safe sleaze """aesthetic""" there upset

>>213497524 (OP)
this is how white liberals wanted latinx people to look and act if they accepted their far left garbage

>>213497524 (OP)
Because it’s in style now.

>>213497674
Youtube videos are basically television

>>213497524 (OP)
Low T white "men"
Many such cases. Sad!

>>213497524 (OP)
there's a difference between mustache + mullet and just mustache imo. the reason you find them to look similar is because they're making youtube thumbnail expressions

performative males

>>213497524 (OP)
It's the "i'm totally not a grifter" look

>>213497524 (OP)
It’s the male manipulator look

>>213497524 (OP)
Safe Sleazy

ok so how should I, a virgin nerd in my twenties, dress?

Beards became cringe because of this type of faggot, so now they've shaved the beards and are in the process of ruining mustaches. They can't keep getting away with this

>>213497524 (OP)
This is the nice guy look

>>213497524 (OP)
Man Carrying Thing and Eddy Burback are fairly normal people. Can't stand the rest of them though.

>>213497674
oh so the mods finally made a statement about what board youtube shit belongs on? May I see it?

>>213497969
>Eddy Burback
The videos of him going to all the Rainforest Cafes and Margaritavilles with his friend was fun

>>213497524 (OP)
Does anyone actually think those nu-male staches look good? I can't imagine the pedo uncle vibe is all that popular with the ladies, but maybe I'm wrong.

>>213497944
Jeans and a t shirt. When you decide you’re an adult you switch to button ups.

>>213497540
>>213497568
>achieve fame and fortune
>Michael Jackson plagiarizes your look, sound and dancing
>sink into obscurity
It's not fair fellow rhythm of the night bros.

>>213497524 (OP)
My man Man is a good man, don't throw him in with these other losers

>>213497524 (OP)
>idubbbz made israel so mad without trying they nuked a charity

King.
Never bought into the hate the first time around because he dared to have sex with a woman.

>>213497524 (OP)
Demasculated, basedboy cucks desperately trying to prove they’re still masculine and tough so they grow a mustache because they think it makes them men

>>213497524 (OP)
most of them are zillennial faggot "allies", I can't answer why they have the same phenotype but good on you for noticing

>>213498191
You know how people who are insecure about how they smile will do the mouth agape, silly face so that they can go: "You see, it's MEANT to look bad, so you can't critize me for it!"
Well, it's kinda like that.

>>213497524 (OP)
Hasan Piker impersonators. Unfortunately for them they don't have what he has - billionaire father, landlord mother, multimilionaire uncle with direct ties to DNC, contract with Night Media corporation and Puff Diddy connections.

>>213497524 (OP)
Shitty american traditional tattoos! Shitty cut and paste from magazine American traditional tattoos! Check it out bro. Ive always like spiders, you know that, so i got this spiderweb on my knee. And then also got this badass women boxer on my calf. I think its sick cause women typically aren't viewed as fighters, but some of the chick's i know are stronger than me! Im thinkin about getting a couple roses and a compass over here

>>213497524 (OP)
The Last Man phenotype.

>>213498191
Its a masculine look but it only works if you have a masculine face, if you look soi and low test then congrats the stache also looks soi and low test

Government pysop, gays in the global cabal love getting their dicks wet to these guys

>>213497524 (OP)
what should they look like instead?

>>213497524 (OP)
He's giving ME the creeps

>>213497969
na eddy burbank is a soiboy fag

>>idubbbz made israel so mad without trying they nuked a charity

>King.
>Never bought into the hate the first time around because he dared to have sex with a woman

>>213498091
Yeah but I think he's a rapist or something

>>213497969
You have down syndrome

>>213497524 (OP)
That's what men who do no physical labor in their lives look like when they grow a mustache to try and look masculine

>>213497969
Man Carrying Thing’s hair and beard are tolerable because he looks like an unkempt English professor not a manicured hipster faggot.

>>213498769
>>213498311
>>213497969
please shut the fuck up

>>213497524 (OP)
You forgot Sam Hyde

>>213498320
>gunn superman
jesus this movie is gonna age like milk

>>213497797
>white
Look again, pranjeet.

>>213498560
>Dared to have sex
>Gets married and changes his last name to her's

>leftists look like muslim cucks
jeez whiz i dont know why so many young men shifted to the right

>>213498769
>unkempt English professor
No. He’s just a dysgenic halfwit incapable of grooming himself because he’s a slob with no sense of personal hygiene.

>>213497524 (OP)
I cucked a guy that had this style once, AMA

>>213498422
lmao
Can't tell if head is shopped or really that small

>>213498924
except chuds also look like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7SKAXyBWPE

>>213498191
the left were humilated by the basedjak memes they had to shift gears and do the hasan piker commie look but its so ugly and repellent to women that real men do not like it and women dont like it so they are stuck virtue signalling to anybody that would pay attention

>>213498886
>beaner doesn't know how statistics work
Buenos dias senorrrrr¡¡!!!!

>>213498963
It is really that fucking small, it's actually incredible. I think he knows and that's why he generally stays out of group photos and why his guest always sit in the back of his room, because only in contrast to others it's blatantly obvious that he is a DYEL with microhead.
Cherry on top that 'inbred' is his favorite slur.

>>213499070
Half of those guys are not white. If you can't tell the difference that's because you're not white, simple as. Now back to street shitting with you.

>>213499083
So from left to right we got jeet scammer, brown and retarded ryan Reynolds, chink Jimmy fallon and generic white guy #1258974563

>>213499135
>Half of those guys are not white.
Sure they aren't senorrrrr¡¡!!!

>>213499164
>chink Jimmy fallon
lmfao holy shit I can't unsee it now

>>213497524 (OP)
how much of these guys videos is just them bitching about right leaning people having more views than them?

Idk but it looks stomach turning and cringe.

I'll occasionally see a young alt girl out with one of these wet street gutter faggots at the sushi bar or whatever and I can only wonder what kind of drugs he must be providing for her to participate. Oh and neither of them ever look happy. Miserable as the fashion implies

>>213498755
having a physical labor job sucks

>>213498950
youre an immoral person no better than the cuck
you both live in the same degenerate world

>>213497524 (OP)
what? we have problem with moustaches now?

>>213500101
nice try liberal

>>213500108
good one achmed

>>213499083

>>213497524 (OP)
Should I shave my moustache now?

>>213497524 (OP)
Man Carrying Thing is just if Dunkey went Teddy Roosevelt. The rest are shitlibs though

believe it or not, men of all kinds have had facial hair

>>213500088
Whatever, the guy was a douche anyway and the girl talked mad shit about him. It was the only time in my life I got with a taken woman and I don't intend on doing it again, I was a young dumb guy in college. Also, we didn't even fuck, we just kissed in bed while I fingered her and licked her nipples.

>>213500933
Based nipple licker

>>213497524 (OP)
Predators mask themselves as harmless to not alarm their prey.

>>213500933
>didn’t even fuck
you got cucked

>>213498320
>kindness is the new punk!
How kind are they to anyone with even slightly differing political views?

>>213500933
so basically you had lesbian sex lol

>>213501133
Kek this. I totally cucked him bro we stayed up all night and cuddled and watched Netflix like some bicurious college girls he was so cucked

>>213497524 (OP)
I like man carrying thing

>>213497524 (OP)
WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THAT