Thread 213498203 - /tv/ [Archived: 2 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:30:21 PM No.213498203
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Would you watch a kino like this?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:31:28 PM No.213498225
>>213498203 (OP)
It definitely looks better than those pictures of whatever is going on with the wizard of oz
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:31:30 PM No.213498227
>>213498203 (OP)
This looks way too distracting.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:32:23 PM No.213498242
If it was kino like the Matrix I totally would.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:33:26 PM No.213498270
I hate it when the movie distracts me from eating my 3 course goyslop meal in a brightly lit room.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:34:20 PM No.213498288
>>213498203 (OP)
It would only work for a movie youโ€™ve seen before, otherwise itโ€™s too distracting
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:37:20 PM No.213498357
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>>213498203 (OP)
GIVE IT TO ME NOW
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:08 PM No.213498376
new
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>>213498203 (OP)
paying money to hear some faggot slurping ramen when you're trying to enjoy your experience
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:39:07 PM No.213498406
>>213498203 (OP)
dem niggas eating french fries and spring rolls?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:40:19 PM No.213498428
mite be cool
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:19 PM No.213498467
>>213498203 (OP)
no
distracting
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:42:38 PM No.213498470
>>213498203 (OP)
It seems really distracting and not good.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:44:22 PM No.213498524
>>213498225
>>213498203 (OP)
No, it's the same AI slop. Look at those wavy buildings and shit. It's all chinkslop AIgen garbage and they charge normies hundreds of dollars for it. It's genius in how lazy and shitty it all is.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:46:42 PM No.213498583
>>213498524
Yeah but there's a border around the film itself to separate it from the ai shit
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:49:54 PM No.213498656
>>213498524
>Look at those wavy buildings and shit
it's supposed to look like that. it's just retarded they made it like that because the agent is supposed to be moving not the buildings.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:50:21 PM No.213498674
>>213498203 (OP)
Another useless gimmick that will go the way of 3D, smell-o-vision, etc.
Movies are not theme park rides.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:51:35 PM No.213498707
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>>213498583
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:54:09 PM No.213498772
>>213498656
>>213498583
>it's supposed to look like shit
Agreed.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:00:37 PM No.213498931
>>213498203 (OP)
no it's distracting af
some of the first scenes were ok but that fight scene is ruined
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:01:50 PM No.213498962
>>213498707
lmao this is so terrible
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:03:41 PM No.213499011
popcorn pepe
popcorn pepe
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Imagine watching some hardcore anal porn like that and whenever there's some gape action there's giant gaping assholes farting on the sides and you feel all the vibrations and maybe even smell
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:11:27 PM No.213499223
FUUUCK
FUUUCK
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>>213498203 (OP)
Already sort of do. They have 4DX theaters in my area. Shits fun. Twisters was great in one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IPanvJaZ0I
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:30:20 PM No.213499722
>>213498203 (OP)
retarded
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:33:18 PM No.213499799
Does movie audio actually hold up at concert level volumes in that kind of space?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:25:31 PM No.213501264
>>213498376
That will be $400 plus tip
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:40:59 PM No.213501677
>>213498203 (OP)
would be better in VR
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:45:08 PM No.213501783
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>>213498203 (OP)
that webm doesn't show how it looks when the movie cuts to a scene with a different environment, so it probably looks weird
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:53:16 PM No.213501976
>>213498203 (OP)
Sure if I was at a theme park watching a short about ants or some shit.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:35:43 PM No.213503151
Zoomers who live for "experiences* will lap this shit up, being able to watch the movie without distraction is completely separate to being present at a movie event where other people are there at the same event and everyone agrees the event is really really amazing.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:41:11 PM No.213503286
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:42:43 PM No.213503322
>>213498203 (OP)
Would, it looks kino
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:44:36 PM No.213503365
>>213498203 (OP)
I'm sure it feels different being there but it looks distracting as hell
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:08:14 PM No.213503940
>>213498203 (OP)
Only if it was Subway Surfers gameplay.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:10:44 PM No.213504006
>>213498203 (OP)
Looks pretty cool, ngl
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:22:41 PM No.213504316
I have yokel genes. It would make my stomach turn.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:23:46 PM No.213504349
Easy-Chicken-Ramen-Recipe-24786-49b53962cc-1623342871
>>213498376
Sounds like someone is jelly
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:38:46 PM No.213504775
>>213498203 (OP)
I would, yes

It looks awesome
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:51:02 PM No.213505117
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>>213498203 (OP)
Would you watch a kino in a room like this?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:56:22 PM No.213505275
>>213505117
This shit would get old so fast in person. Less than an attosecond.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:59:38 PM No.213505387
I like it dark in the theatre so no one can see me masturbating except the random girl I sat next to.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:06:36 PM No.213505607
pp
pp
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>people pay for this
i hate the world we live in
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:10:11 PM No.213505726
>>213498203 (OP)
>consumes three millions niggawatts just to watch a 2 hour movie

Huh no? I would like to keep my planet clean thanks
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:16:13 PM No.213505876
>>213505117
Neat.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:17:49 PM No.213505920
>>213505726
It is clean energy. It's being powered off sleeping humans in tanks.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:27:18 PM No.213506181
>>213499223
I feel like this is something you should only do if you have a film industry that makes extremely engaging films and not goy propaganda although i admit it would be pretty fun to rock and vibrate while the smell of gunpowder and death are released to a modern Schindlers List.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:29:56 PM No.213506248
>>213498203 (OP)
now this i can get in to
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:33:40 PM No.213506336
>>213498203 (OP)
Looks shit, makes you look at all the lame backgrounds instead of the film. The human battery fields is cool but otherwise there's too much movement
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:34:06 PM No.213506354
anyone have that wizard of oz webm that has a fucking ad pop up in the middle of the screen
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:34:46 PM No.213506379
>>213505117
Kek
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:34:54 PM No.213506387
im more disturbed by the fucking full meals
i dont wanna watch a movie at a restaurant smelling food
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:37:12 PM No.213506436
>>213501677
Heh, yeah my first reaction to seeing this is that these look like VR backgrounds
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:38:30 PM No.213506476
>>213498203 (OP)
imagine porn on that thing
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:39:50 PM No.213506506
fd
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>>213504349
I'm jealous of what? wanting to hear people slurping soup or knife and forks scraping plates?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:45:28 PM No.213506647
>>213498203 (OP)
Yeah they did a pretty good job with this movie & from the other clips Iโ€™ve seen too. Itโ€™s also a different theatre than the sphere, not the same place that showed the horrendous Wizard of Oz slop
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:47:39 PM No.213506707
>>213498270
go back to /pol/
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:51:54 PM No.213506822
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>>213498203 (OP)
Films were meant to be viewed as you would a painting from the art gallery. This is an affront to art.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:54:56 PM No.213506898
>>213505117
Hate to be that faggot but man tripping in here would be tight
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:56:44 PM No.213506952
>>213506822
"Films" (movies) are spectacle based and meant to be akin to the circus.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:57:57 PM No.213506985
>>213506822
Sorry cuck but movies are literally a theme park ride despite what Scorsese or Tarantino say about it
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:04:29 AM No.213507145
>>213501783
EL BALD FRAUD
GIVE ME FREEDOM
GIVE ME FIRE
GIVE ME 2 BILLION FOR TRANSFERS
OR I RETIRE
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:05:04 AM No.213507158
>>213506822
I kinda agree, but if it's a movie you already know by heart like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Cannibal Holocaust, it would be fun to watch it this way while having a couple of 'zas.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:06:47 AM No.213507203
>>213498203 (OP)
I'm getting more radicalized by the day.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:14:36 AM No.213507406
>>213498674
Shouldn't you be off directing your new movie for Tubi, Marty?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:15:30 AM No.213507439
>>213498203 (OP)
It looks cool as shit, and they're going to have to do gimmicky theme park shit to theaters to get people to start going again. That said, shit like that's only going to be in a handful of major cities around the country.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:16:30 AM No.213507470
>>213498203 (OP)
You can kind of already do stuff like that in VR.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:22:48 AM No.213507676
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>>213498203 (OP)
This unironically looks kino.
Did they have to manually plan out and do every scene? And make all the assets from scratch? If so thats as much work as making an entire movie. Its actually impressive.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:25:05 AM No.213507745
>>213507470
WTF are you on about?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:29:04 AM No.213507884
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>>213505387
Same as sept im plummin my bung hole with a dragon dildo and flinging sanitorum clumps around the theatre
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:31:21 AM No.213507952
>>213498203 (OP)
No, but I technically listen to audiobooks like that, GraphicAudio usually has a full cast and sound effects and now I find regular audio books a bit dull.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:32:16 AM No.213507984
>>213506898
..duuude..
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:43:24 AM No.213508298
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>>213498707
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:59:29 AM No.213508761
>>213507745
There's different apps where you can watch movies and such on a big theater screen, and there's shit going on around the screen as well. Nothing so elaborate as this, but a similar idea.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:02:56 AM No.213508853
>>213498203 (OP)
I'd give a try but from that webm, it looks more distracting than anything. I'd be okay with watching the Matrix there, but I wouldn't watch a movie for the first time in that theater, that's for sure.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:03:46 AM No.213508876
>>213498203 (OP)
I could see them re-releasing stuff like Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Godzilla, Jurassic Park, classic Disney animated movies, Alien, and stuff like that in this format if it takes off. Watching Jaws and feeling like you're out in open water would be pure kino.

I'm a sucker for gimmicky shit like this. I've even got my living room decked out with those Philips Hue bulbs that sync up with the screen, and do a really crude and rudimentary version of this.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:05:23 AM No.213508908
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>>213508298
>why is tourism dying in Las Vegas
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:08:04 AM No.213508977
woah thats cool!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:08:22 AM No.213508983
>>213508298
The second they do something like Shin Godzilla in that format, I'll pay that.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:16:26 AM No.213509200
>>213498203 (OP)
I heard you get blasted with fecal particles during the rave scene.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:17:25 AM No.213509230
>>213498203 (OP)
This actually does seem like something normies would absolutely lap up, just like Avatar. That being said it would probably be amusing once or twice, though I highly doubt I could sit through an entire showing without getting sick of it.
>got applause because it was so white and featureless
fucking normies
>>213501976
Pretty sure there was some kind of disneyland attraction that was a bugs life short where you sat on logs and there were "bugs" crawling underneath the chair, when I was a kid.
>>213505117
It wouldn't even take five minutes and I'd probably piss myself on the couch without noticing.
>>213508876
Something like godzilla, jurassic park, king kong, or pacific rim do seem like they'd be prime material for this.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:17:32 AM No.213509237
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>>213509200
Might be pretty kino to watch Blade there
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:20:24 AM No.213509315
>>213508298
>235$

What!?

What happened to 45$?????
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:22:03 AM No.213509365
>>213498524
Try that again in English esl faggot