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>”Step out of the vehicle”
>”Now say the alphabet backwards”
>simon didn't say!
TASER
BAM BAM BAM BAM
SHOTS FIRED
>"step out of the vehicle with your hands up"
>" Now do the killer bean dance!"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zBh5lve4J44
>>213498220 (OP)Most people can't say it backwards, I know I sure can't. I only remember the alphabet from the song
>>213499302Maybe, but not inebriated.
>>213498220 (OP)i can't say the alphabet backwards even 1000% sober. that's a ridiculous fucking test
>>213499382You don't have to get it 100% right. You just need to appear sober while doing it.
>>213499382It's a humiliation ritual. You give a bunch of assholes badges and uniforms and suddenly the dormant fascist in them comes up to the surface.
Sir I cannot fucking write.