Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:34:32 PM No.213498291
Remember when Rihanna was a shapeshifting alien stripper?
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Thread 213498291 - /tv/ [Archived: 8 hours ago]
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:49:16 PM No.213498640
>>213498291 (OP)
The space incest movie
The space incest movie
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:49:55 PM No.213498657
>>213498291 (OP)
No, because like everyone else, I didn't watch this.
No, because like everyone else, I didn't watch this.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:53:44 PM No.213498764
>>213498291 (OP)
Yes, it was clusterfuck kino.
Yes, it was clusterfuck kino.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:54:50 PM No.213498787
I'll say it every thread. Would have worked better as a tv show
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:06:23 PM No.213499087
>>213498291 (OP)
This movie was all CGI and no plot.
This movie was all CGI and no plot.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:08:55 PM No.213499157
>>213499087
It might have worked with a better script and not casting fucking Dane Dehaan for the role. Isn't Valerian supposed to be a chad?
It might have worked with a better script and not casting fucking Dane Dehaan for the role. Isn't Valerian supposed to be a chad?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:10:09 PM No.213499191
>>213498291 (OP)
Cara was good in this but the dude was insufferable.
Cara was good in this but the dude was insufferable.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:14:11 PM No.213499298
The Rihanna part really tanks the movie which is already flagging at that point. Should've been Besson kino but it sucked by the end. There were some good scenes in the first half.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:15:15 PM No.213499337
>>213499157
>The movie with no plot would have worked better if it had a plot.
Yeah, that's how it works.
>The movie with no plot would have worked better if it had a plot.
Yeah, that's how it works.