Thread 213498753 - /tv/

Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:53:16 PM No.213498753
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>watch Clerks 2
>THIS is presented as some kind of hot sex goddess
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:34 PM No.213498812
>>213498753 (OP)
She fucks other dudes while kev films it all. Their private collection is massive. Open secret in Hollywood. Dax and Kristen do the same thing.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:43 PM No.213498815
>>213498753 (OP)

It’s been a while but wasn’t she portrayed as a huge bitch the entire film while Dawson’s character was cute and down to earth?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:57:23 PM No.213498856
>>213498753 (OP)
it's called context. The context is they're working as store clerks - it's a demeaning dreary job and at their age they feel void and empty inside so the point is they're idolizing a non-attractive woman as attractive because their standards are so low.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:03:14 PM No.213499001
>>213498753 (OP)
Still is.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:04:03 PM No.213499022
>>213498815
yes.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:05:11 PM No.213499049
brown
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:06:33 PM No.213499093
>>213498815
She also has a huge clit.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:07:56 PM No.213499127
Someone post that 8.5/10 curvy girl at some keg party from a 00's movie.
>this was considered unattractive in 2004
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:09:15 PM No.213499167
>>213498753 (OP)
Nigga dat bitch got a giant clit and is Kevin Smith's wife.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:56:48 PM No.213500434
Brown Taint
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:03:58 PM No.213500625
>>213498753 (OP)
she is to the kind of guy who would waste his time watching that crap
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:04:23 PM No.213500636
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>boingboingboing
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:12:42 PM No.213500901
>>213498753 (OP)
clit/brown/taint-area pOwning status?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:33:01 PM No.213501481
>>213498812
How can I get in on Kristen Bell?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:47:56 PM No.213501849
>>213498753 (OP)
She would pwn your brown/taint area
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:51:20 PM No.213501931
>>213500636
the boss at my first job in college looked just like her...except she was dark as a burnt match. we got along so well, she would've been a perfect wife. damn my racist cock
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:56:20 PM No.213502056
>>213499093
is that how she pwns taints?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:05:16 PM No.213502285
>>213501481
Be a black porn star
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:09:17 PM No.213502398
>>213498753 (OP)
Was even more ridiculous in Jay and Silent Bob Strike back when they tried to pretend she was as hot as Shannon Elizabeth or Eliza Dushku
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:10:22 PM No.213502431
I regret going to the theater to watch this. I want my $7 back Kevin Smith
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:13:46 PM No.213502536
>>213498753 (OP)
She was a solid 6.5/10 when she was younger. Plus she is tall which is rare
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:14:47 PM No.213502566
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>>213502536
Forgot pic