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BIBLEKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpZ7y72u-c8

>Angel Studios' ZERO A.D. follows a young Virgin Mary (Deva Cassel) and his husband Joseph (Jamie Ward), who must protect the newborn Jesus Christ from the murderous king Herod (Jim Caviezel).
Anonymous No.213510557 [Report] >>213510617 >>213510657 >>213510825 >>213511825 >>213512441 >>213513017 >>213517648 >>213520357 >>213522027
why does a 1st century jewish king look like someone from medieval Europe?
Anonymous No.213510586 [Report] >>213510657 >>213517396 >>213522268
Who is going to tell them there was no Zero AD?
Anonymous No.213510603 [Report]
It looks like the penguin
Anonymous No.213510617 [Report] >>213513311 >>213517531
>>213510557
Because wypipo are le bad.
Anonymous No.213510619 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
lel, I thought that was the penguin at first glance
Anonymous No.213510657 [Report] >>213511549 >>213513643 >>213517564 >>213518605
>>213510557
>>213510586
They're Christians you can't expect them to know things
Anonymous No.213510671 [Report] >>213510701 >>213518605
Why did a christ tard studio cast Jesus to play Herod?
Anonymous No.213510677 [Report]
>Caviezel's played Jesus and Herod
He should do a one-man Jesus Christ Superstar show at this point
Anonymous No.213510701 [Report]
>>213510671
He can't get work anywhere else
Anonymous No.213510710 [Report] >>213513039
>>213510463 (OP)
>a young Virgin Mary (Deva Cassel) and his husband Joseph (Jamie Ward),
>his husband
Anonymous No.213510724 [Report] >>213517373
so Ben Hur will never be surpassed huh ?
Anonymous No.213510764 [Report] >>213517439 >>213519368 >>213519985 >>213522300 >>213524305
Deva Cassel

Damned nepotism
Anonymous No.213510800 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
>Zero A.D.
>it's the actual title

I hate evangelicals so much it's unreal
Anonymous No.213510825 [Report] >>213511549 >>213519107
>>213510557
Because now it is Christianity's turn to use media to rewrite history.
Anonymous No.213510845 [Report] >>213518605
Cuck kino
>i gotta protect my wife's holy son
Anonymous No.213510862 [Report] >>213518605
>>213510463 (OP)
Oh cool, they did the story of Yamu hearing the prophecy of Baal Hadad overthrowing him, so he killed all the infants born under that star sign, except in a historical context 1000 years later.
Anonymous No.213510879 [Report] >>213510946
>You see Herod, I depicted you as the ugly overweight wojack while I have depicted Joseph, the stepfather of Jesus, as the Gigachad. You have lost.
Anonymous No.213510946 [Report] >>213511370
>>213510879
>stepfather
He's the father who stepped up... and then just completely disappears for some reason.

Can't even be bothered to show up to his own son's crucifixion
Anonymous No.213511370 [Report] >>213511457 >>213512880
>>213510946
If you want the unironic answer it's because culturally, Joseph has to die before Jesus can quit being a carpenter. That's why Catholics and Orthodox always depict Joseph as an old man.
Anonymous No.213511398 [Report] >>213513039 >>213523302
>>213510463 (OP)
oh this seems inter-
>Virgin Mary and his husband
>his husband
...wat
Anonymous No.213511457 [Report] >>213517515
>>213511370
He gets sucked up a tornado. Jesus tries to rescue him but Joseph says not to because the world isn't ready.
Anonymous No.213511508 [Report] >>213513039 >>213519140
>>213510463 (OP)
>Virgin Mary and his husband
I have no idea if you just typoed or if this is some satanic subversion crap.
Anonymous No.213511549 [Report] >>213511696
>>213510657
>>213510825
Shalom
Anonymous No.213511696 [Report] >>213511760 >>213511844 >>213519412 >>213519453
>>213511549
Anonymous No.213511715 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
That is pretty cool that the hero in one story now plays the villain in the heroes story.
Anonymous No.213511760 [Report]
>>213511696
Hey look, its Anon, King of the Jews! Lets kill him and name him that and that becomes truth! yaaaaay
Anonymous No.213511825 [Report]
>>213510557
Because if you are making a bible movie Jim Caviezel is the best actor willing to work with you. Therefore the starring role will look like Jim Caviezel.
Anonymous No.213511837 [Report] >>213518605
>>213510463 (OP)
fantasy movies are risky. they almost always flop.
Anonymous No.213511844 [Report] >>213517330 >>213518605 >>213519500
>>213511696
christcucks be like
>heh, nice try, jew, but my faith in a jew in unshakable! No matter what you say I will continue to worship a jewish rabbi from land of Jewdea! I will never stop listening to the teaching of jew that tell me to be submissive and turn the other cheek! Bet you're so mad now, jew!
Anonymous No.213511922 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
Ah yes, just how Roman client kings in the Levant looked.
More lovely slop (biblical), then.
Anonymous No.213511923 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
>*looks directly into the camera*
Anonymous No.213511941 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
she looks kinda old
Mary was around 13-14
Joseph was probably late 20s and most likely not his 1st marriage, Jesus had brothers, Joseph's kids
Anonymous No.213511963 [Report]
>go into religious movie thread on 4channel dot org
>get redirected to r*ddit
Anonymous No.213512409 [Report] >>213513109 >>213518761 >>213522300
>>213510463 (OP)
>Deva Cassel
Monica Bellucis 20 year old daughter. I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOM
Anonymous No.213512441 [Report] >>213514200
>>213510557
king herod wasn't jewish, he was just the client king in charge of judea
Anonymous No.213512636 [Report]
We need more Sword & Sandal Fantasy movies like these instead of Capeshit.
Anonymous No.213512697 [Report] >>213512737 >>213512934 >>213517322 >>213517472
>>213510463 (OP)
>Angel Studios
Is picrel still their greatest work?
Anonymous No.213512737 [Report] >>213512934 >>213517472
>>213512697
Nah, they have Sketch which is out right now and I don't believe is an outright Christian movie.
Anonymous No.213512816 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
>Jesus hunts himself
Anonymous No.213512880 [Report]
>>213511370
I thought that whole "I'm doing my father's work" thing was superm-jesus saying he wasn't going to be a carpenter like Joseph
Anonymous No.213512921 [Report]
>Watching Jesus cinematic universe at the movies
>One of the disciples draws a sword and gets ready to smote a servant of the high priest, and cut off his ear
>Slouch down in my seat and yell, "YO, THIS קײַקל BOUTTA GET DABBED ON"
>Everyone laughs
>Jewish guy adjusts his yarmulke and says, "You aight, goy."
>Hear "He cute" from one of the girls
Anonymous No.213512934 [Report] >>213513052
>>213512697
>>213512737
Didn't they do that child trafficking movie that people at Walmart could never shut up about a couple years ago?
Anonymous No.213512944 [Report] >>213513039
>>213510463 (OP)
>a young Virgin Mary
>and his husband
wut
Anonymous No.213512978 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
>completely fictional story about muh mary
So boring. Why don't they adapt the book of Kings or the book of Samuel?
Anonymous No.213513017 [Report]
>>213510557
He's supposed to be trump. Baby Jesus is Epstein.
Anonymous No.213513039 [Report] >>213515643 >>213518594 >>213518605 >>213518679
>>213510710
>>213511398
>>213511508
>>213512944
At first I thought it was just OP copying and pasting from youtube but no, turns out that like most Christians he's illiterate and a moron

He probably thought it said "Marty"
Anonymous No.213513052 [Report] >>213515849
>>213512934
Yeah, the griftsphere said it was the greatest movie of all time blowing open pedophiles in high places, but it turns out the guy it was based on is a huge fraud, plus the movie sucks.
Anonymous No.213513109 [Report]
>>213512409
mon dicq
Anonymous No.213513133 [Report] >>213513186 >>213513234 >>213513302
Why is it called 0 AD if it looks like its entirely about Jesus' birth and infancy? What am I missing here?
Anonymous No.213513186 [Report] >>213513222
>>213513133
cuz that's when he was born anon
Anonymous No.213513214 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
Notice how Prots and Caths can't ever exit the Bible and tell stories from ca. 70 AD to ca. 300 AD? The Bible's been filmed ad nauseum; I want some early Church kino now.
Anonymous No.213513222 [Report] >>213513269 >>213513331 >>213513487 >>213518311
>>213513186
Chat is this real? I always thought BC and AD were before christ and after death, was Jesus really born in year 0 after his own death?
Anonymous No.213513234 [Report] >>213517352
>>213513133
Isn't it obvious. Jesus was born 1 AD which means After Death as we all know so since this takes place before his birth it's 0 AD which again as we all know lasts 33 years
Anonymous No.213513269 [Report]
>>213513222
You can't argue with sience bro
- chat
Anonymous No.213513291 [Report] >>213516161 >>213518311 >>213518826 >>213525098
>>213510463 (OP)
bros this cast
i think bible kino is back on the menu
Anonymous No.213513302 [Report]
>>213513133
>pic
Who is he talking to?
Anonymous No.213513311 [Report]
>>213510617
Anonymous No.213513316 [Report] >>213513363 >>213513371
AD
is anno domini, guys
Anonymous No.213513331 [Report] >>213513363 >>213513371 >>213521675
>>213513222
>after death
american education
AD means Anno Domini
Year of our Lord
Anonymous No.213513363 [Report] >>213513428 >>213517434 >>213517848
>>213513316
>>213513331
I believe you guys mean CE - Common Era
Anonymous No.213513371 [Report]
>>213513316
>>213513331
>They couldn't resist the temptation
It's like you guys haven't even read the book
Anonymous No.213513428 [Report] >>213515775 >>213522247
>>213513363
i like asking CE virgins what huge event happened to mark Current Era from Before Current Era
Anonymous No.213513487 [Report] >>213513523 >>213515671
>>213513222
What year did you think it was when he was 2 years old?
Anonymous No.213513523 [Report]
>>213513487
Obviously 0 AD 2
Anonymous No.213513551 [Report] >>213523921
>>213510463 (OP)
>dramatic whispering, this is super serious guys
>darkness to hide how shit everything looks
>patented medieval piss filters
it's a no from me.
Anonymous No.213513604 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
>and his husband Joseph
Anonymous No.213513643 [Report] >>213513730
>>213510657
Wow guise it's a cool atheist! XD
Retard.
Anonymous No.213513689 [Report] >>213517305 >>213522576
>>213510463 (OP)
>Virgin Mary and his husband Joseph
So it was true all along
Anonymous No.213513730 [Report] >>213516454 >>213522576
>>213513643
Says the guy in the thread written by a dipshit that can't figure out the difference between "his" and "her"

But please tell me more about your retarded sky baby who lived in 0 AD where kings dressed like they did in medieval europe
Anonymous No.213514200 [Report] >>213517301
>>213512441
>king herod wasn't jewish
Hmmm, let's check and see what the only contemporary source on King Herod that isn't from a christian perspective or from Herod's court says:
>Pompey curtailed the territory which had been forcibly appropriated by the Jews, and assigned to Hyrcanus the priesthood. Some time afterwards, Herod, of the same family, and a native of the country,667 having surreptitiously obtained the priesthood, distinguished himself so much above his predecessors, particularly in his intercourse, both civil and political, with the Romans, that he received the title and authority of king
Oh so he was just a high ranking Jewish priest but not a Jew though. Makes a lot of sense, retard. Even the Christian sources call him a Jew, they just frame him as a bad one that didn't follow the bibble correctly, quite unlike [insert your sect of Judaism here]
Anonymous No.213515487 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
Reminder that all of this really happened exactly the way it's depicted here
Anonymous No.213515643 [Report] >>213518605 >>213519335 >>213519353
>>213513039
Let me get this straight, he's a Christian (most of whom are illiterate and moronic) but he also somehow misread the Virgin Mary as "Marty"? And that's more likely that him either being an ESL or someone who has absolutely zero knowledge of Christianity?
Anonymous No.213515671 [Report]
>>213513487
2 DA (During Alive)
Anonymous No.213515775 [Report]
>>213513428
Nothing.
Anonymous No.213515849 [Report] >>213517544 >>213517628 >>213519209
>>213513052
They also did a thing where during the credits, Jim Caviezel came out and told everyone to buy extra tickets even if they weren't going to watch it again to "pay it forward" for people who showed up at the movie theater but couldn't afford a ticket, even though no movie theaters had such a program.
Anonymous No.213516131 [Report]
imagine a mere little babe, so meek and humble, but so powerful that even emperors, kings, and soldiers fear He! imagine this babe would become king of kings! imagine that our Lord and Savior Christ would die for our sins that we be saved! imagine! praise the lord! praise be to he the almightly! go for forth and serve! raise the bar! serve the lord! hallelujah!
Anonymous No.213516161 [Report]
>>213513291
they're all literally whos besides (((ben))) and (((sam)))
Anonymous No.213516454 [Report] >>213517647 >>213522280
>>213513730
Anonymous No.213517212 [Report] >>213519130
>>213510463 (OP)
>Starring Jim Cabiezel as Collin Pharrel as Penguin
Anonymous No.213517268 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
The outfits are completely wrong. Looks like shit.
Anonymous No.213517301 [Report]
>>213514200
the "jewish" identity has been split by usurpers trying to kill the levites since the book of Kings you atheists always love to ignore this or you literally just dont know or are playing retarded. The one verse that says it explicitly is revelation 3:9, the origin of "judaism" aka zoroastrianism and babylonian mystery religion with a biblical skin is 2 Kings 17:28-30
and Ezra the prophet was using their geneological records to check everyone claiming to be "jewish" AKA Yahudim and when they couldnt prove their geneology he told them to fuck off Ezra 4:1-3
but again youll just ingore this because uhhhh reasons lol.
Anonymous No.213517305 [Report]
>>213513689
He didn't have 2 dads, he had a father, and a dad who stepped up.
Anonymous No.213517319 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
evangelical slop
Anonymous No.213517322 [Report] >>213517490 >>213519582
>>213512697
Personally, I prefer the second one. It's much more ove the top with the Christian persecution complex. Also, wasn't that Pureflix?
Anonymous No.213517330 [Report]
>>213511844
Its Yahudah, there is no J in original hebrew, the modern people who call themselves jews take Yah out of everything on purpose according to their doctrines.
Anonymous No.213517351 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
On this board Herod the Great was a hero, end of story.
Anonymous No.213517352 [Report]
>>213513234
Isn't it generally agreed that Jesus was born around 4 BC
Anonymous No.213517373 [Report]
>>213510724
The 2016 Ben Hur is actually kino btw.
Anonymous No.213517396 [Report] >>213518605 >>213519082 >>213522576
>>213510586
Who is going to tell them there was no virgin Mary?
Anonymous No.213517412 [Report] >>213517440 >>213518199
>>213510463 (OP)
The Massacre of the Innocents never happened. There were contemporary historians with very clear anti-Herod bias and none of them included "and one time he had all the boys age 2 and under in a certain town killed because of a prophecy saying a rival king would rise against him". When people with an interest in making him look bad don't mention it it didn't happen
Anonymous No.213517419 [Report]
The only good Angel Studios movie is "His Only Son" about the binding of Isaac.
Anonymous No.213517434 [Report] >>213522247
>>213513363
CE - Christ Era
BCE - Before Christ Era
Anonymous No.213517439 [Report] >>213518644 >>213519368 >>213519477 >>213522300
>>213510764
>Parents: Monica Bellucci, Vincent Cassel
Holy...
Anonymous No.213517440 [Report]
>>213517412
back off hidf
Anonymous No.213517472 [Report] >>213517750
>>213512697
>>213512737
>Tony Hale
>Darcy Carden
>a loli
Yeah, I'm gonna masturbate in the theater to this tomorrow
Anonymous No.213517490 [Report] >>213519582
>>213517322
>It's much more ove the top with the Christian persecution complex

I might have to watch it then, I still think back on scenes from the first one years later and laugh.
Anonymous No.213517515 [Report]
>>213511457
Anonymous No.213517520 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
lol, straight to streaming christfag slop.

Not interested, Flanders.
This is not the website for church boys.
Anonymous No.213517529 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
More like Burgerkino, Looks like the Burger King mascot
Anonymous No.213517531 [Report]
>>213510617
>le

Go back, faggot.
Anonymous No.213517544 [Report]
>>213515849
That's an Angel Studios thing, all their movies have it
Anonymous No.213517564 [Report] >>213518605 >>213519273 >>213519474 >>213523255
>>213510657
This. They're the dumbest people ever. And they dare to denounce science as if that's the "alternative" to believing in magic and superstition like some dark ages peasant.
Anonymous No.213517595 [Report] >>213518628 >>213521062
>bible
>kino

Sorry, those words do not work in conjunction with one another.
Anonymous No.213517628 [Report]
>>213515849
That's desperate and fucking pathetic. As if this movie will play in any theater. Maybe two in the midwest near a megachurch or something. You can rent out a theater these days and show your little DVD.
That's all this nonsense is.
Anonymous No.213517647 [Report] >>213522576
>>213516454
lol, the schizo chud thinks this dunks on anyone but himself.

>trusting science over religion

Fucking obviously. lol
Religion doesn't get to make a second opinion regarded what my doctor says.
Anonymous No.213517648 [Report]
>>213510557
All villains have to be White-coded. A Jew villain is simply out of the question
Anonymous No.213517663 [Report] >>213519308
Jesus was autistic. It all adds up. Anyone contradict this?
Anonymous No.213517664 [Report] >>213523520
where did this company find actual funding? mel gibson?
Anonymous No.213517750 [Report]
>>213517472
you're that into Buster Bluth?
Anonymous No.213517848 [Report] >>213519948
>>213513363
>walk up to ticket booth
>One ticket for Zero CE
>you mean Zero AD?
>NO.
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>drive home with a smile
Anonymous No.213517917 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
I'm a historylet, but don't that king's clothes look way too modern? If you showed me this guy with no context I would guess it's a medieval movie.
Anonymous No.213518199 [Report]
>>213517412
honestly, would the roman's have even allowed a client kingdom to do something like this? its one thing to butcher during the process of the initial conquest but something entirely different to do a little mini purge based off some local superstition.
Anonymous No.213518311 [Report] >>213519334
>>213513222
Nice math Atheists you aren't born at 1 age you are born age age 0.01/365.

>>213513291
Holy shit we are getting a Gaspar, King of India reference thats unironically sick.
Anonymous No.213518396 [Report] >>213518586 >>213519342
>zero AD
dont they usually have a historian consultant to stop them doing retarded things like this?
Anonymous No.213518586 [Report]
>>213518396
it's about the message bro. christ is king btw.
Anonymous No.213518594 [Report] >>213518679
>>213513039
No, OP is a shitskin from a 3rd world country. most brownoids get gendered language wrong when trying to write english.
Anonymous No.213518605 [Report]
>>213517564
>>213511844
>>213510657
>>213517396
>>213510671
>>213513039
>>213515643
>>213510845
>>213510862
>>213511837
Anonymous No.213518628 [Report] >>213519514
>>213517595
there have been some bible kinos

Ben Hur (all 3 versions), The Greatest Story Ever Told, The Ten Commandments, Prince of Egypt, Noah, The Last Temptation of Christ, and His Only Son just to name a few off the top of my head.
Anonymous No.213518644 [Report]
>>213517439
this type of brutallistic mogging should be illegal or at least against the geneva conventions
Anonymous No.213518679 [Report]
>>213513039
it's as >>213518594 said. thing is tho, mainland Euros apparently often do the same thing. even in places like Finland
Anonymous No.213518761 [Report]
>>213512409
>slight hint of areola
hnnnnnnng. just as erotic as her mother.
Anonymous No.213518826 [Report]
>>213513291
>no Al Pacino
why bother?
Anonymous No.213518924 [Report]
>The Year of Our Lord 2015+10
Religion in current year? Yes
Anonymous No.213518944 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
>his husband
FUCK YOU ZUCKERBERG FOR GIVING THIRDIES INTERNET!
Anonymous No.213518969 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
Jesus is Herod now?
This subverted my expectations.
Looks like a sloppy, overdone make up job.
Anonymous No.213518976 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
>more jewish fairytale slop for the zoomer gen
Anonymous No.213518990 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
It's wild, they just used to say, "Kill all the babies so they can't usurp me."
Multiple times in the Bible.
Anonymous No.213519082 [Report] >>213522296
>>213517396
One time, I was in a room with a guy who was saying some very insulting and crude and vulgar things about Mary, mother of Jesus.
An invisible force knocked him off his chair.
And we all acted like, "yeah, he lost his balance on his chair" but we all know he got knocked off by an angel or something.
And he didn't say anything about Mary after that.
I'm not even Catholic.
Anonymous No.213519093 [Report] >>213522356
>>213510463 (OP)
Is this AI?
Anonymous No.213519107 [Report]
>>213510825
>now
Anonymous No.213519130 [Report]
>>213517212
exactly
Anonymous No.213519140 [Report]
>>213511508
"Satanic" things don't exist
Anonymous No.213519209 [Report]
>>213515849
You can probably watch it on their website on the dime of someone who "paid it forward" like with The Chosen.

Why do atheist scum always have to lie? Aren't you supposed to le "be a good person" without any expectation of reward? Why be a filthy sower of discord speaking as a false witness then?
Do you like it when people tell lies about you unmerited and based on total falsehood?
Anonymous No.213519273 [Report] >>213523641 >>213523856
>>213517564
The people who have brainwashed you into a secular "trusting of the science" through school books and the news and popular sentiment practice magic. Black magic.
You are under their spell, actually.
Materialism.
Anonymous No.213519308 [Report] >>213519325
>>213517663
yeah, I contradict it
Jesus wasn't flapping his arms around and stimming and covering his ears when there were loud noises
Autism is a curse, not a blessing
Anonymous No.213519318 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
You think Caviezel is gonna get struck by lightning this time too?
Anonymous No.213519325 [Report] >>213519388
>>213519308
Idk man, the hustle and bustle of the big shiestys at the temple sent him into a table flipping rage
Anonymous No.213519334 [Report]
>>213518311
>Holy shit we are getting a Gaspar, King of India reference thats unironically sick.
SAARS
Anonymous No.213519335 [Report]
>>213515643
Suck a dick, Eglin. Save the mental gymnastics for the morning round table meetings.
Anonymous No.213519342 [Report]
>>213518396
>dont they usually have a historian consultant to stop them doing retarded things
I mean clearly not, considering this movie exists at all.
Anonymous No.213519353 [Report]
>>213515643
>And that's more likely that him either being an ESL or someone
>>that him
Who is the retard now, chucklefuck?
Anonymous No.213519368 [Report]
>>213510764
>>213517439
AHHHHH

SHE GREW UP

AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
Anonymous No.213519388 [Report] >>213519426
>>213519325
they deserved it, it was righteous indignation
scoffers can snicker all they want while they get beat with a handmade whip
Anonymous No.213519412 [Report]
>>213511696
Everybody stopped posting the drawing of jesus getting raped by romans
Anonymous No.213519426 [Report]
>>213519388
I didn't say it was wrong, I was just point out that it was pretty autistic.

>you must wait 2 minutes to post
I know exactly how he felt when he saw the money changers.
Anonymous No.213519453 [Report]
>>213511696
Yeah, they crucified their rightful King while Pilate, an unwashed Roman wanted nothing to do with it. He could see Jesus was a good guy. The Jews couldn't. They had some kind of blind rage against Him, like (You).
Anonymous No.213519474 [Report]
>>213517564
Science has replaced religion in the latter's social and historical role.
Anonymous No.213519477 [Report]
>>213517439
Would
Anonymous No.213519500 [Report]
>>213511844
>descended from Judah?
check
>a teacher?
check
>from Judea?
check
>gives Wisdom for situations?
check
>Slandered by jews like you for 2000 years?
check

>"Muh Poh Diddah Gum I'm Atheist!!!"
Yeah, so are the jews, JEW
Anonymous No.213519514 [Report]
>>213518628
i would also add the animated movie joseph king of dreams
Anonymous No.213519526 [Report] >>213520130 >>213521250
>>213510463 (OP)
I wish Jim Caviezel could go back to doing cool things like Person Of Interest.
Anonymous No.213519582 [Report]
>>213517322
I mean the first one is literally the "A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor" email chain turned into an actual movie.
>>213517490
For me it's the Muslim girl whose father throws her out of the house when he finds out she was secretly listening to Bible audio books.
Anonymous No.213519948 [Report]
>>213517848
KEK
Anonymous No.213519985 [Report]
>>213510764
holy sexo
Anonymous No.213520130 [Report]
>>213519526
He will be in Passion 2 though
Anonymous No.213520238 [Report]
Rome already did it right, his style was influenced by the current Persian Empire incarnation, more specifically Babylonia, just like jews had been for centuries.
Anonymous No.213520357 [Report]
>>213510557
it's on purpose to make Christcucks think they're worshiping something that isn't foreign and middle eastern
Anonymous No.213521062 [Report] >>213521374
>>213517595
Ben Hur is top 10 kinos of all time imo, religious or not
And they will never make a movie that could get close to the old epics, they don't even have the technics to do it anymore. No actors with regal qualities either
Anonymous No.213521235 [Report]
Secret lore time: AD is made up bullshit. Chriggers will try to tell you that's the "real dating system". It's not. The reason this is the year 2025 is because it's the 2,025th year that the sun has risen in the constellation Pisces. Chriggers are still using the old pagan calendar and lying about it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrological_age?useskin=vector#Age_of_Pisces_(Piscean_Age)
Anonymous No.213521250 [Report] >>213521311
>>213519526
He can't he's been blacklisted for being a nutjo- a devoted follower of christ and his teachings
Anonymous No.213521311 [Report] >>213521588
>>213521250
God literally struck him with a bolt of fucking lightning twice was it? The producer or something ALSO got hit.
Anonymous No.213521374 [Report]
>>213521062
Which Ben Hur though? Ramon or Charles? :3 haven't seen the latest one so cant really tell whos in it. I'm super stoked about Angel Studios though and of course Kirk Cameron and what hes doing with brave books though he may be Protestant hes doing a great thing teaching the new generation about the greatest story ever told. <(^-^<)
Anonymous No.213521458 [Report]
Anonymous No.213521562 [Report] >>213522356 >>213522448
So what year did people start actually using this new calendar? And why doesn't year one correlate to Jesus's birth anyway??
Anonymous No.213521588 [Report] >>213521614 >>213521644
>>213521311
... is that a good thing? I would take that as a sign that whatever I'm doing is wrong and I need to stop immediately
Anonymous No.213521614 [Report]
>>213521588
Though it's fairly rare it does happen desu same with people getting hit by meteorites
Anonymous No.213521644 [Report] >>213521786 >>213521820
>>213521588
No it's definitely a sign of wrath. The god of the jews is not god. He is death. The true gods still show their displeasure at times when you really piss them off, but they had mostly ignored the affairs of man since you chose to worship demons for 2,000 years. But they're coming back now.
Anonymous No.213521675 [Report]
>>213513331
Not american and ESL here, I thought the same as a kid and it doesn't make sense because it would leave all the years jesus supposedly lived empty
Anonymous No.213521786 [Report]
>>213521644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy-fGciOh5k
Anonymous No.213521820 [Report] >>213522099
>>213521644
>But they're coming back now
But he was struck by lightning during passion of the christ
Anonymous No.213522027 [Report]
>>213510557
Most of the Bible that protestants and evangelicals use was edited and composited during medieval times. They injected their culture into it by interpreting old jewish, greek, and arabic writings their own way. It's like if I took an old Japanese myth where white symbolizes death but I didn't pick up on the symbolism so I just used black instead. Then hundreds of years later some people on 4chan are like "no they actually used black to symbolize death, using white is revisionism"
Anonymous No.213522099 [Report]
>>213521820
You mean the most popular chrigger movie of all time? I wonder why that would irritate anyone not jewish that might be hanging out in the spiritual realm.
Anonymous No.213522210 [Report]
>shit lighting
>historical inaccuracy
This is from the trailer alone, imagine how much worse it will be when it releases.
Anonymous No.213522247 [Report]
>>213513428
>>213517434
Literally nothing happened on 0AD because not only a real Jesus didn't exist (historicists are almost as retarded as apologists) but if he did (he didn't) it wasn't during the year zero but either several years later or earlier.
Of course christcucks never care about truth and facts, they only want to impose their lies on everyone so it doesn't matter that the year 0 is not the year of their Jewish lord.
Anonymous No.213522250 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
Deva Cassel has moved into acting? Nice. This is one nepobaby I'm happy to see.
Anonymous No.213522268 [Report] >>213522303
>>213510586
What were the Reservoir Dogs in Reservoir Dogs?
Anonymous No.213522280 [Report] >>213522576
>>213516454
Christians who didn't take the vaccine are not real Christians and will burn in hell.
Anonymous No.213522296 [Report] >>213522576 >>213522611
>>213519082
Oh wow, something bad happened to one of the millions of people insulting that dumb Jewish whore called Mary that gave birth to that fictitious evil jew called Jesus. Proof that God is real.
Anonymous No.213522300 [Report]
>>213510764
>>213512409
>>213517439
kino, but it's not a surprise with that mother
Anonymous No.213522303 [Report]
>>213522268
We'll never know. They spent all that time in the stupid warehouse so we never got to the reservoir
Anonymous No.213522312 [Report] >>213522343
>>213510463 (OP)
>a young Virgin Mary (Deva Cassel) and his husband Joseph (Jamie Ward)
>his
That's all we fucking needed. A tranny Virgin Mary.
Anonymous No.213522331 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
>Jim Caviezel playing Herod
kek
Anonymous No.213522343 [Report]
>>213522312
Incel Mary
Anonymous No.213522347 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
>AD
>after death
im confused
Anonymous No.213522356 [Report]
>>213519093
Don't insult AI.
>>213521562
>So what year did people start actually using this new calendar?
Iirc It was in the 6th century or so. Before that they used a calendar starting with the reign of Diocletian who persecuted them. Christcucks really love the idea of being persecuted victims. Sadly they changed the calendar from Chadcletian.
>And why doesn't year one correlate to Jesus's birth anyway??
Because Christcucks are dumb low iq gorilla nigger retards.
Anonymous No.213522448 [Report]
>>213521562
people didnt really track years in the BC/AD sense up until around 800 AD in most of europe.

romans tracked it by name of the consul that was in office at that time.
when central roman authority in europe slowly collapsed, migrating people brought their own calendars with them, but still pretty much all of them worked with the familiar lunar 12 month cycle.

byzantines at first had the roman-type calendar that started with the founding of rome in 753 BC. later they adopted a more christian calendar that started with the hypothetical founding of the world around 5000 BC.

in western europe an AD/BC calendar only started to emerge in around 800 AD with charlemagne and the franks, when the church established worldly authority and central governments were interested and capable again to keep good records.

calendar tracking and maintenance has been a huge topic in several church councils over the centuries, and jesus birth is just an approximation anyways because he's never mentioned in any historic documents outside of the bible. its just an educated guess that everyone ran with.
Anonymous No.213522576 [Report] >>213523212
>>213522296
>>213517396
>>213513730
>>213522280
>>213517647
>>213513689
Shalom
Anonymous No.213522611 [Report] >>213523212
>>213522296
So did she give birth to Jesus, or is He fictitious?
Just throw everything at the wall and hope something sticks, huh?
Anonymous No.213522621 [Report] >>213522629
>>213510463 (OP)
Is that Farrell in his penguin makeup?
Anonymous No.213522629 [Report] >>213522637 >>213523253
>>213522621
Surprisingly no, that's actually Richard Kind
Anonymous No.213522637 [Report]
>>213522629
:0
Anonymous No.213523212 [Report]
>>213522611
>fictitious characters can't give birth
Smartest christcuck.
>>213522576
>you're a jew for calling out Jewish lies
Most honest christcuck
Anonymous No.213523253 [Report]
>>213522629
Goddamn
Anonymous No.213523255 [Report] >>213523370
>>213517564
Technically Jesus is just the avatar of God on Earth according to Christianity. Kinda like how you have a character representing you in an RPG. He never actually claimed to be the "son" of God, that shit came afterwards. He literally claimed to be God Himself.
Anonymous No.213523302 [Report]
>>213511398
Good luck finding a virgin that is not a man.
Anonymous No.213523370 [Report]
>>213523255
>He never actually claimed to be the "son" of God, that shit came afterwards. He literally claimed to be God Himself.
On the contrary, it's the last Gospels to be written (John) to be the first to claim Jesus as God.
Anonymous No.213523471 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
Gerard Depardieu?
Anonymous No.213523520 [Report]
>>213517664
Evangelical churches will have optional-but-not-really outings after a sermon where the entire congregation does "something" and it's usually just eating food but when there's a movie like this out, they go see that because they think they'll send Hollywood a message kek
So unironically it's probably funded through larger church organizations.
Anonymous No.213523641 [Report]
>>213519273
Then why are Christians Capitalists?
Anonymous No.213523856 [Report] >>213523929
>>213519273
>Materialism.
[OH MY GOD IS THAT LIKE THINGS TO BUY AND STUFF NOOOOOOOO I AM BEING LIKE GENOCIDED SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT MY OH MY GRETA SAVE ME MARX/SCHWAB/STARMER NOOOOOO
Anonymous No.213523908 [Report] >>213523961 >>213523968
>>213510463 (OP)
last ditch effort for the church to boost their ranks
it won't work, the truth is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xlNEJcdra0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTBgYWFvsio
Anonymous No.213523921 [Report]
>>213513551
I fucking hate those tropes
Anonymous No.213523929 [Report]
>>213523856
No, Materialism is a Communist principle having to do with a denial of the spiritual, only acknowledging the existence of the physical.

materialism
2. the doctrine that nothing exists except matter and its movements and modifications.
Anonymous No.213523961 [Report] >>213524090
>>213523908
oh yeah I bet these guys right here are telling the truth
Anonymous No.213523965 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
I'd like a Jewish revolt movie from the Christian perspective to show the growing divide between the communities.
The main character could be a Greek Christian with a Jewish Christian wife.
Anonymous No.213523968 [Report] >>213524090
>>213523908
>number of christians
>2.5 billions
>number of athiests
>few western euro transsexuals, middle aged communist college Karens, EU commission and Banana Man

Oof.
Anonymous No.213524090 [Report]
>>213523961
>>213523968
next time, watch the video before replying you dumb goyim
Anonymous No.213524305 [Report]
>>213510764
qt
Anonymous No.213524465 [Report] >>213524832 >>213525039
remember when atheism was a trend 2012-2020, most of them converted by now. altho theres always a few hardliners that will die on a hill, no matter how silly it is
Anonymous No.213524832 [Report]
>>213524465
Bruh, I watched as it was swept and completely dismantled by feminism, becoming Atheism+, in literally just two months. Absolutely fascinating shit.
People with no convictions having absolutely no defense against malicious outsider ideology. Even their dear leader Dawkins got a fucking heart attack after a single clash with them, only to become 'cultural christian' year or two later. Unreal shit.
Anonymous No.213524910 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
>Virgin Mary
Anonymous No.213525039 [Report]
>>213524465
Yes, the fedoras are literally the exact same phenomena as tradfags.
Anonymous No.213525073 [Report] >>213525123
>>213510463 (OP)
>From Jesus to Herod
RANGE
A
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G
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Anonymous No.213525098 [Report]
>>213513291
wtf where's pedro pascal
i can't watch this
Anonymous No.213525123 [Report]
>>213525073
His next role has to be the devil
Anonymous No.213525153 [Report]
>>213510463 (OP)
>all main characters are jewish
woke slop
Anonymous No.213525221 [Report]
Why doesn't Hollywood make The Maccabees kino? It writes itself:

>War against Pagan Greeks
>Judah Maccabee and Israelites fight against 1:10 Greeks
>cue 30 minute epic battles, blood and gore
>Movie ends with Greek General attacking on The Sabbath.