>reboot completely disrespects the original source material

does anyone here really still use facebook?

Why do you have a webm of children saved?

Are they wrong though?

>>213512337
Never even had it to begin with

>>213512337
I haven't posted anything on facebook since 2016, only use the messenger part to keep in touch with some friends.

>>213512342
to masturbate, you fool

It's all big tech silicon valley horseshit so who cares

>>213512053 (OP)
You know, my friends and I were obviously similar, but we never had matching outfits.
This shit where you see groups of people where the exact same clothes is so weird to me.

>>213512558
zoomies are nothing but mindless cattle. slaves to the algorithm.

>>213512053 (OP)
I wonder what they think about someone who uses 4channel dot org slash teevee

>>213512752
they wouldn't know what 4chan is then say it looks like some old ass site for uncs fr no cap.

>>213512337
Still use it for messenger, every tine I scroll and read comments I nearly die of cringe. It really is just a bunch of gen x's and boomers being fucktards

>>213512558
>>213512734
>Gen Z coordinate their outfits to maximize stat buffs and team synchrony
>this is a bad thing
I dig it. They're like little broccoli gangs.

>>213512558
>people where the exact same clothes
It's so over for me.

when tiktok takes over, they'll make the same comments about youtube.

a few years ago fb tried competing with youtube by giving better ad shares. it didn't do anything.

>>213512815
so it's like 4chan but for boom booms

>>213513045
They’ve permanently and publicly attached themselves to their retardation. We are not the same

>>213512337
It's better and YOUNGER than X but i only use it to snipe courses for my career.
You can't do that on insta and it's owner by fb

>>213512053 (OP)
>log into my facebook
>constantly see teenagers posting
Mind you, I’m in certain groups that tends to draw them in (babysitting and job hunt groups), but clearly there are young people on the platform that also post regularly.

>>213512337
For marketplace

>>213512053 (OP)
>AYYO FACEBOOK FINNA NO CAP BE SLAW AF FR Y'ALL
All zoomers belong in concentration camps.

>>213512414
same

>>213513173
I think they’re cute

>>213512053 (OP)
Facebook wasn't even the original lol

MySpace bros....

>>213512337
Marketplace is the only good thing from that godforsaken place, I keep getting banned. It's all boomers and Gen X retards shouting past each other. Terminally online mongoloids.

>>213513108
>but i only use it to snipe courses for my career
What do you mean

>>213512932
It didn't do anything so they artificially inflated the shit out of the metrics which actually did encourage some fairly major content farms to try to pivot over to Facebook entirely only for them to get slapped in the face a few months later when it was revealed that their actual viewcount was <5% of what FB had said it was.

Evil, evil company.

>>213513244
Always with the antisemitism

>>213512337
I use the messenger thing as some of my old friends from college use it as the only means to contact me

>>213512053 (OP)
Average 4chan user

>>213512053 (OP)
The fuck is FB? Is that some kind of pedo app?

>>213513327
>pedo app
that would be discord.

>zoomer boys coordinating their outfits
Shit gets me bricked

>>213512053 (OP)
So what is the hip cool website to overshare your private life on these days?

>>213513327
You're thinking of Instagram.

>>213513422
Instagram.

>>213513422
instagram i guess? it seems like more young people use that as a dating app than the actual dating apps.

>>213513244
>they artificially inflated the shit out of the metrics

for those that don't know, facebook has a feature where you can scroll endlessly and keep seeing new videos. if a video played for 1 second, they counted that as a view. they tried to trick advertisers and say they were the second most popular video platform.

in contrast, youtube only counts a view if you watch a certain portion, like 10% or something.

>>213513422
TikTok obv unc. What could possibly be bad about a Chinese company algorithmically serving up content for an entire generation of people in a system they’re openly trying to crash with no survivors?

>>213513108
>i only use it to snipe courses for my career
What?

What race is that brown female? Like a sun burnt chink?

>>213512053 (OP)
I desire to have consensual sex with every female in this video

>Someone asks for my instagram/twitter/whatever
>Tell them I don't have any social media accounts
>They immediately give me a weird look
Is that red flag?

>>213512337
I use the messenger app to video call grandma on her iPad. I have an android phone

>>213513239
>keep getting banned

Yeah, you don't get to be a racist chud there.

>>213513575
i show them my ig and it's just pictures of kpop idols

Last time I logged into Facebook in ~2019 the only recent posts I saw (besides the flood of ads and recommendations) were from the cool scene girl from high school, who eight years later was now a haggard drug addict, posting about how her boyfriend had cheated on her and as a result anyone with her phone number should hit her up for a no-strings BJ after her evening shift at the shittier of the two McDonald's in my hometown was over.

I immediately deleted my account. Later heard through the grapevine that they got back together right after and both OD'd during Covid.

>>213513575
Short answer: yes. The lack of social media accounts confuses and angers the normie

>>213512053 (OP)
Americans dress like shit

>>213513613
i thought normalfags were slowly becoming anti social media? or is that virtue signaling.

>>213513613
i remember seeing that you can't enter certain countries if they can't check your social media.

>>213512053 (OP)
This isn't the own you think it is. Most people here are freaks that don't really use social media. They may have accounts but they're not using them like normal people.

>>213513151
This. I'm in my 30s and deleted my Facebook years ago, but I have a few friends on their early 20s and they're all on Facebook.

>>213513422
tiktok

crying about all your problems on there will get you tons of views.

>>213513639
I’m not sure anon. I have difficulty relating to them and don’t really care whatever current thing they happen to have their shit twisted over
>>213513654
Dystopic af

>>213513608
Grim

>>213512414
>only use the messenger part to keep in touch with some friends.
Wait, doesnt everyone use facebook messenger? What the fuck do zoomers/alphas use as messaging?

>>213512053 (OP)
Why are those two dressed like 6 year old twins

i saw a businessman saying he primarily advertises on facebook because it has older demographic and older people have more money. advertising to young people is a bad investment because young people are poor.

>>213512053 (OP)
>yoooo they must be like SUPER old, Grandparents, wrinkly, grey hair, I'm talking like 28 or even ancient like a 30 year old! fr fr no cap!

>>213513580
You can be openly racist on Facebook and Instagram, you can't insult faggots or tell people to kill themselves.

>>213513667
this post glows

>>213512053 (OP)
fake. zoomers call it meta.

kek I'm a millennial, was on the internet since '94, and never touched facebook.
all social media is gay.
all these alphas talking shit about facebook not knowing that all social media platforms are the same
doesn't matter if they use tiktok, insta, or snapchat they're all just as 'cap' as facebook.

>>213512337
I haven't posted more than once in 6 years but I'm probably gonna put my baby on there when she's born this year. Some people will probably appreciate the update

>>213513906
Warms my heart these kids will be in there's 30s in 5 to 10 years. Fun to see them become the uncs

>>213512337
Only worth it for marketplace, everyone moved off craigslist to sell their junk

>>213512337
it's the only dating app I get matches on and the girls are actually attractive

>>213514155
Kek the first girl I asked out was on Facebook like 2010 toward end of school year
>only 2 freshman in biology a sophomore class
>do all our group projects together constantly laughs at me
>makes me a paper swan (she was chinkish but not full)
>don't have balls so I message her on Facebook
>my mom says I can't date
Mhmmm yeeeeahp a year later she was still really cool to me but that was after a long break. Dumb bitch totally would've had a blast with my psycho nerd ass. Girl after that was more of a pothead sophomore year and I had 2 awesome dates with her before I missed out on new years hang and kiss to get wasted with bros. She really telegraphed that mistake even via Facebook ironically

>>213514332
i used craigslist a few years ago because i didn't have a facebook account, it's full of scammers.

>>213512337
I used the facebook marketplace to find a couple of used vinyl records earlier this year

>>213512910
unc really just said "when" lmaooo

>people how use facebook are grandparents
>all my teenage friends use it
Compentency crisis can't come soon enough. I want electricity to be a campfire story so all the retards die off.

>>213512053 (OP)
Who started these faggy street interviews anyway?

>>213515144
I want to say David Letterman

Social media in general is for fucking faggots. Lmao anyone thinking they're better than boomers because they use Tiktok is equally as retarded.

>>213512337
I use. Im in fb groups

>>213512053 (OP)
why's that bitch in the second group have no neck
what the fuck

>>213516032
She's just autistically hunched over drinking her slop.

>>213514025
Am I wrong? Do you actually post wedding photos online? Nights out with your friends? You don't.

>>213514458
>Mhmmm yeeeeahp
>Dumb bitch totally would've had a blast with my psycho nerd ass
Hardcore incel vibes

>>213514436
Wait wtf? What old fucks are dating on facebook?

>>213515064
yeah bro its all just going to shit, everything is getting worse, the youths dont understand anything, its all over, etc. etc. im sure its not just that you're getting old and upset about everything because you're bitter about your own problems

stop being such a little faggot bitch like aristotle who was ass-blasted from decades of fucking bussy:

"They [Young People] have exalted notions, because they have not been humbled by life or learned its necessary limitations; moreover, their hopeful disposition makes them think themselves equal to great things -- and that means having exalted notions. They would always rather do noble deeds than useful ones: Their lives are regulated more by moral feeling than by reasoning -- all their mistakes are in the direction of doing things excessively and vehemently. They overdo everything -- they love too much, hate too much, and the same with everything else."

>>213515703
Is this comic actually funny or is it the weed edible I took?

>>213512053 (OP)
They're right though

>>213512337
I do. I check two local news radios for content and then close the tab.

>>213512053 (OP)
>If a biological male wears a pink hoodie, what do you assume about them?

>>213512053 (OP)
I don't even use Facebook but the way zoomers talk like braindead retards pisses me off.

>>213512053 (OP)
>used to be on fb all the time when I was in high school 15 years ago
>spend lots of time arguing about politics because I am a sperg
>get in arguments with completely random people like classmates' parents and former teachers
>I thankfully grow out of it
>log onto Facebook again recently
>all the same people are having all the same old arguments
>profound sense of sadness washes over me
It's an abstract kinda feel

>never cared for social media
>made a fb account because i wanted to go on a high school skiing trip
>next moved to an apartment complex where all communication was through fb
glad i haven't been forced to make more
but can see gubberments making it mandatory by law
make at least three posts a day or you're a criminal

why do white boys want curly hair now?

>>213513608
Last time I logged on I found out my local scene girl had become a pinball machine reviewer with a respectable following. Very pleasant surprise

>>213512337
I never did,
mainly because the last thing I need is staying in contact with the other dumbfuck boomers

>>213512910
tiktok already hit its peak years ago

>>213516840
because you need african frizzy hair to fit in now ever since everybody is mixed. you get bullied for not being a mutt

>>213516840
>knee gar hair
>jew fro
pick one

>>213516574
These are the young women who hold up the "Refugees Welcome" signs.

>>213512053 (OP)
>shaved head
>died blonde

Is there anything these kids won’t steal from us?

>>213513575
No social media = no friends = you are a zero status male in their eyes

>>213513707
disc nigga

>>213516574
what was it again this dumb cunts actually sperged out for?

>>213512053 (OP)
For me its the two guys at the end literally wearing the same clothes

Friendsterbros...

>>213513707
they either text each other, use snapchat or use discord. or telegram if they're not american.

>>213516574
post the real one, dummy

>>213513327
Ferdinand Braun

>>213516840
you emulate the culture you idolize

>>213516545
Yessir I'm pretty dang cool

>>213512337
Most in my third world country still use it.

Very old boomers and out of touch people - facebook

Zoom zoom soulless- Tik tok

Want to be fashionable but getting old now - Instagram

Based and redpilled - no social media and deleted old social media


Original and full of soul back in 2004 - MySpace

>>213513639
Not really. Terminally online lefties are anti-Twitter because of Musk and nazis and whatever other bullshit they're screaming about now, but that sentiment is not shared by the majority of actual normalfags

>>213512337
Only for messenger. And that's only to talk to my mom. Who I live in the same house with. I truly don't need Facebook and the only reason I don't delete it is because they make you jump through hoops to do it. I can't even find the option there's just some stupid "suspend for 30 days" nonsense. Should be instanteous.

>>213519434
Baseder-youtube and nothing else.

>>213512053 (OP)
I still use it and just get a bunch of spam notifications about stuff I don't care about. Like some person I haven't thought about in years is going to an art exhibit next Thursday. Stuff like that. If someone could tell me how to divorce the messenger app, which I do use for communicating with like 5-6 people, from Facebook I would probably do that at some point.