>be on train
>minding your own business, your head in a book
>suddenly hear a gentle, familiar voice ask what you're reading
>look to your right
>see this
wat do?
explain why I'm reading Mein Kampf I guess
>>213514116 (OP)I tell her how I wish all these turdworlders would actually discuss the show instead of posting countless low effort waifubait threads.
>>213514204Who's an edgy boy?? You're an edgy boy! Such a good edgy boy!
Lolita. Well, not so much reading as re-reading; it's my favourite book and I've probably mast- er read it a hundred times. This is actually my third copy, after the prized first edition which I keep under lock and key (my niece is safeguarding it) and a travel-size edition in my inside pocket. That one's seen better days though, half the pages are stuck together. Say, how old are you? That's a very mature question you just asked.
>>213514116 (OP)This picture gives me heavy 2000's Tatu vibes
>>213514116 (OP)Ask which Dr Seuss character she's cosplaying as and how she managed to hide her chin?
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>213514116 (OP)gently place my hand on the back of her head and guide it downward
>>213514500You'd still be facing toward her you fucking retard. It's 180 degrees to face the opposite way because there are 360 degrees in a circle dipshit.
>>213514116 (OP)Ask her if she has Evie's number.
>>213514116 (OP)Stutter like a retard which freaks her out. She'll then whisper nevermind and either go back to what she was doing or move to a new seat. Why did God make me like this?
>>213514116 (OP)Say 'It's a book, silly'.
(Pronouncing book to rhyme with kook).
>>213514116 (OP)Ask where is her chiny chin chin?
>>213514116 (OP)Tell her to mind her own business because I have no interest in walled women.
>>213514116 (OP)errr... it's called "on the jews and their lies"
>>213514116 (OP)Tell her what I'm reading, I suppose.
>oh i'm just reading this thick cock
>turn book to her
>my dick is hard covered by the book
Get a cute selfie with her & post it for self validation, obviously
>I'm reading your biography
>I'm just on the chapter where you suck off a guy on a train
>unzip dick
>>213515791Perfect breast size for a cutie like her desu
>>213514116 (OP)Where's this little boy's chin?
>>213514116 (OP)You're Indian. Fuck off my site, street shitter.
>>213517152>"Liking a cute white girl is INDIAN, goy!"Don't you have Gazans to be starving rn?
>rode subway every day for a decade to work
>never spoke to another person on it
>even seeing the same people getting on and off at my home station, meaning we all live in the same vicinity, never spoke to any of them
microcosm of my life really
>>213517250that's just how it is in packed urban eras where people take transit like the subway. the closer they live together in higher numbers, the less neighborly they are. nobody looks at each other.
Immediately look down, give an awkward laugh, tell her what I'm reading and then pretend to fall asleep
>whisper I love snood and have a wet dream about her while man spreading
>>213515791> anon looks like a tasteless faggotI guess it makes sense that you're on /tv/
>>213517616>If you read Mein Kampf you are brownWhat did he mean by this?
>>213514116 (OP)I go into a 30 minute tangent about the current webnovel I'm reading which ends up scaring her off.
European trains are so comfy bros. I feel like it's the high seats that make people behave well. My only bad experience on one was when a gypsy woman came and handed out cards to everyone saying she was poor and had no job and kids and to leave some money. She then came and collected all the cards she left in front of people. Unbelievable, fuck off back to India you cunt.
What are our options for off topic threads like these?
>>213514204Why do they REALLY not want you to read it? Just what's in that damn book? Even if you don't agree with it, shouldn't one interested in history read it to understand Hitler? But no, they want to burn it on sight like they're medieval barbarians. Like it's dangerous. Makes me think.
>>213515525that's basically puberty vs adult, everyone changes quite a bit in those "college years"
but also it's in character vs not in character, pretty much all actresses look better in character because the makeup artists are pros and they're usually aiming for a natural look
>>213514116 (OP)Probably be really weirded out, and wondering how I got there. I was just in my room about to play some forza
Did she get paid a lot for the minecraft movie?
>>213519521She got paid well
, jack just had more star power
>>213514116 (OP)Explain to her how I murdered my parents with an axe and raped my mother afterwards when I was 16 because I was simply bored
>>213517865Ignore him. He's some schizo who thinks anyone disagreeing with him is brown
>>213514116 (OP)What SHITHOLE COUNTRY are they filming in that Snood has to ride ON A TRAIN? With all the foreign gibberish speaking riffraff armed with dull kitchen knives?
GET.
HER.
OUTTATHERE!
>>213519521>only making $80k on a movie that made a billionpoor kid, hollywood really is a cesspool
