Thread 213515073 - /tv/ [Archived: 24 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:10:30 AM No.213515073
Thulsa_doom
Thulsa_doom
md5: f837671adf64c55097198cfb9b5b6195๐Ÿ”
Most philosophical villain in /tv/ history. Prove me wrong. Name one.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:12:20 AM No.213515126
>>213515073 (OP)
Been reading the Conan stories, so much better than the movie version. Movie Conan is a fucking retard, Story Conan is smart and slick
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:13:16 AM No.213515157
>>213515073 (OP)
>Black man with straight hair villain

Absolute kino.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:16:38 AM No.213515237
>>213515073 (OP)
what was his philosophy?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:19:48 AM No.213515319
>>213515237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2EQ0FlVks4
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:34:41 AM No.213515665
What is a penis compared to the mouth that sucks it?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:36:12 AM No.213515699
>>213515073 (OP)
"Muh philosophy" and yet he still gets decapitated, guess he wasn't that smart after all
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:39:16 AM No.213515765
>>213515319
that isn't philosophy, that's just an explanation of why he stopped riding around the wilderness cutting people's heads off and became a cult leader instead.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:42:13 AM No.213515833
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
md5: ea1253847e936787cdd9b9a43b83d87c๐Ÿ”
Only one I think comes close is Ozy
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:43:27 AM No.213515855
>>213515765
heโ€™s wrestling with metaphysical questions about the nature of strength
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:44:11 AM No.213515867
>>213515833
>Le blonde bad guy

Too obvious.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:45:06 AM No.213515892
>>213515237
Same as Charley Manson's: Turn on, tune in, drop out.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:45:52 AM No.213515911
>>213515665
underrated
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:47:23 AM No.213515939
>>213515892
Pretty sure it was Alan Ginsberg who said that.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:48:13 AM No.213515957
image_2025-08-08_224812365
image_2025-08-08_224812365
md5: e03c2c2931fa3cab133a611a9780b88e๐Ÿ”
>Well, it's not difficult to surmise how Nathan here feels about killing guards. And my own proclivities are, uh... well-known and, uh, often-lamented facts of penal lore.
>What I'm wonderin' is why you have any opinion about it at all.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:51:11 AM No.213516023
When you are immature, you think steel is strong. Then your father teaches you that the steel is only as strong as the person holding it. Then, when you grow up, you see that control over a person is strong. Then, when you persevere, you see that refusing to be controlled is strong.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:54:08 AM No.213516086
>>213516023
but could refusing to be controlled beat son goku?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:56:52 AM No.213516140
>>213515073 (OP)
>contemplate this on "the tree of woe (tm)"
>*hard cut to a flat shot of arnie glued to a tree*

That was one of the most unintentionally funny scenes i've ever seen.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:58:26 AM No.213516169
>>213516086
Stop watching Dragonball, Toei stops producing them, Goku dies.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:59:19 AM No.213516194
>>213515073 (OP)
lol
lmao
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:16:16 AM No.213516537
>>213515073 (OP)
for me it's Hannibal Lector and Colonel Kurtz
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:39:33 AM No.213517011
>>213516537
I don't know if Lecter is. Kurtz def is though
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:47:20 AM No.213517156
>>213515833
How tf did the greeks get Ozymandias from Ramses
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:02:32 AM No.213517424
>>213515867
hes not really the "bad guy" in the story
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:08:43 AM No.213517537
>>213516086
dbz is about becoming a God through chakras/ki you cant actually do it irl so its pointless on the plane of ideas. Sure saiyans represent maybe the primal form of your spirit, whatever, but you cant acctually power up and punch your way out of most problems, start a family and ignore them and then they love you because you keep saving the world. Its just a power fantasy.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:11:30 AM No.213517585
>>213517424
He killed the Comedian, and half of New York
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:11:55 AM No.213517591
arch
arch
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:15:22 AM No.213517641
>>213515073 (OP)
HAL 9000
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:33:06 AM No.213517969
>>213515699
Conan made a Wisdom check to resist the Charm Person spell and on account of his low AC and hit points from being a wizard or priest, Thulsa Doom was killed in one blow by Conan.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:33:38 AM No.213517982
py26xdaq
py26xdaq
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:54:16 AM No.213518413
walter-sobchak-fishing-vest-e1561572524285
walter-sobchak-fishing-vest-e1561572524285
md5: 4c1cbdd7f9bab585620eead4cd4618e4๐Ÿ”
>>213515157
that was the idea. hes some weird Atlantis guy whos not white or black or anything
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:30:40 AM No.213519704
>>213518413
Best Conan adaptation
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:49:58 AM No.213519992
>>213515073 (OP)
In hindsight this guy was just a glorified slick pimp trope.
>runs basically a criminal empire that exists within a declining kingdom
>despite all the smooth talk he deals with flesh and drugs
>pretense of civility but resorts to violence quickly and for petty reasons
>has a group of musclehead enforcers that don't do much talking on thinking
>white upper class girls throw themselves at him

just typical exploitation sleeze of the era really
Millius was lucky James Earl Jones was around to sell this kind of pimp character.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:05:51 AM No.213520177
>>213516169
This. And Akira Toriyama didn't kno or acknowledge Jesus Christ. Why would I entertain the brain child of a man who wanted nothing to do with God? It's stupid. Toriyama insisted Goku was never a hero. He actively despised how Goku was portrayed in the anime. In particular it's the western dub that gives Goku virtue and morals and altruism. Goku on his own when Akira's sole influence? We get Super Goku. As less refined, less intelligent Goku.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:21:56 AM No.213521152
>>213515892
Thulsa Doom led a hippie sex cult