You could have read the Complete Works of Shakespeare in the time that you've spent watching and talking about Star Wars. Do you feel ashamed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRL8iWerOSA

>>213516314 (OP)
Only reason why anyone gives a flying fuck about shake-spear is (rapidly eroding) anglo hegemony.

>>213516314 (OP)
Shakespeare was a naturalist hack.

Nothing matters ever since we replaced worshipping god with worshipping money.

>>213516609
Shakespeare was hailed as a genius in Germany before his popularity was revived in England.

I read his name was actually Shakspeare, the extra e was added by printers because putting a k and s together fucked the block letters, and it stuck

>>213516314 (OP)
What if I told you I astral projected into the past and watched the actual plays.

>>213516314 (OP)
I can't read

>>213516889
Shaqspeare

>>213516851
Whats that supposed to mean?

>>213518447
Hitler was inspired by Macbeth

>>213516851
He himself couldn't set on one spelling variant.

>>213516963
What if I told you I did this but while watching a play at the globe theatre in contemporary times?

>>213516314 (OP)
Alec Guinness was a closet fag, was fucking men all throughout the 60s even during filming Star Wars. Sad! He went up to that kid like a psychopath and told him to never watch Star Wars ever again. What a massive cunt.

>>213516314 (OP)

The Prequels unironically got me into reading Shakespeare though

>>213516314 (OP)
Applied knowledge is the only knowledge that matters. Reading shit that's supposed to be high brow or thinking about shit that supposedly isn't, doesn't matter if you do nothing with any of it. So howabout you stop being a pedantic, argument farming faggot and go take a fucking shower or something.

>>213516314 (OP)
Why would I waste my time reading the inane ramblings of a syphilitic drunk fronting for the fourteenth Earl of Oxford?

>>213516314 (OP)
>giving a shit about medieval soap operas