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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:48:02 AM No.213517165
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The movies are good but they're way too long. I don't know how boomers could have watched any part of the trilogy in a single sitting.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:48:56 AM No.213517177
>>213517165 (OP)
>The movies are good but they're way too long.
PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN ZOOMIE
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:49:36 AM No.213517190
>>213517165 (OP)
I watched the entire trilogy back to back in a theater stoned off my ass. 10/10 experience.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:52:13 AM No.213517238
The movies are disappointing like every normie classic.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:58:39 AM No.213517347
>>213517165 (OP)
>way too long

Did you watch the extended editions? I wouldn't recommend those on a first viewing.

I have some problems with the films when I watch them today. Orlando Bloom is cheesy. The decision to make Gimli, Merry and Pippin a bunch of clowns is annoying. The Enya music is shit, and is only there because Titanic created a trend for faux-Celtic nonsense. Gandalf is too emotional. Some of the stuff in Moria looks like videogame footage, especially that scene with the troll. The outside world looks like New Zealand, because it is, and that's not how I imagined Middle-Earth when I read the books. Rivendell seems like something from the MCU.

But despite all this, I still like them.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:06:12 AM No.213517488
>>213517165 (OP)
>rainrotted zoomer
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:23:38 AM No.213517799
>>213517165 (OP)
zoomers can't even sit through a half hour of television without checking their phone
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:28:45 AM No.213517900
>>213517165 (OP)
I'm just going to say it.
LOTR is good flick, but it is overrated.
I really hate Legolas.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:29:38 AM No.213517911
>>213517900
Fellowship vhs theatrical cut is magical
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:44:11 AM No.213518234
>>213517165 (OP)
Genuinely the best film trilogy ever made

I donโ€™t know anything that enraptures the Aryan soul more perfectly than LOTR
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 9:59:29 AM No.213520098
>>213518234
Sorry frind, Back to the Future would like a word with you
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:02:33 AM No.213520139
>>213517911

I prefer the realmedia cut split into 45 separate 320x240 clips.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:20:13 AM No.213520370
>>213517900
I hated pippen and Mary
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:21:20 AM No.213520386
>>213517165 (OP)
It's cozy.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:35:17 AM No.213520582
>>213517165 (OP)
>I don't know how boomers could have watched any part of the trilogy in a single sitting.
They didn't have Tiktok, so their attention span wasn't reduced to that of a bird brain.