Thread 213534101 - /tv/ [Archived: 16 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:26:37 PM No.213534101
hp
hp
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>Universe of magic spanning 7 books
>Possible prequels, sequels, origin stories, filling some plotholes
>Best we can do is a literal remake

They couldn't pay someone to write... something?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:29:39 PM No.213534166
>already done prequels
>already done sequel
>JKR has moved on and won't approve anything else
It was the only option if they want to keep cashing in
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:29:43 PM No.213534173
why take the risk? lol
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:29:57 PM No.213534178
>>213534101 (OP)
Rowling has it so anything like that is written by her. She wrote the Fantastic Beasts and those failed.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:30:45 PM No.213534194
>>213534101 (OP)
The studio only cares about the name "Harry Potter" because that's the preexisting IP that's been proven to make money. Good luck pitching anything in that same universe without that in the title, especially after the Fantastic Beasts trilogy ended up not amounting to anything.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:31:22 PM No.213534206
>>213534101 (OP)
Even the scar is halfassed ahaha
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:33:38 PM No.213534256
>>213534101 (OP)
>>213534166
>>213534178

>>Possible prequels, sequels, origin stories, filling some plotholes

Fantastic beasts failed. a lot of video games underperformed. not talking about the latest one, talking about the majority of.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:33:42 PM No.213534258
>>213534101 (OP)
Name brand vs store brand
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:34:10 PM No.213534270
>>213534101 (OP)
They made a prequel game like 2 years ago that refuses to stop selling well
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:35:15 PM No.213534294
>>213534101 (OP)
>Possible prequels, sequels, origin stories, filling some plotholes
Wrong, their world really isn't meant to make sense past kids go to school but school is a halloween themed setting.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:35:16 PM No.213534295
>>213534256
Speaking of, why the fuck don't they rerelease the old games on consoles or PC?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:35:43 PM No.213534303
>>213534295
More than likely a licensing issue.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:39:14 PM No.213534382
they already tried an expanded universe where dumbledore sucks dick. they made like 4 movies that no one watched.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:39:23 PM No.213534388
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necromancer
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Nonetheless, Harry had fucking zero character development outside of being a glorified plot device to spoon-feed us Voldemort’s backstory. I was banking on at least another trilogy with Radcliffe—grown-up Harry, an Auror, finally on an adventure that isn’t handed to him by “fate” but by his own damn drive to hunt down some new threat. Give me a necromancer, a demon, gods, whatever. There’s endless kino just waiting to be made. But no, Rowling handed the franchise over to some nerd to churn out the The Cursed Child, which ended up being time-travel fanfiction that barely even features Harry. Real producers would’ve done it right, probably with Columbus back in directors chair.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:40:43 PM No.213534422
>>213534101 (OP)
Will they film the seasons one fater the other, or will they have to replace the child actors every season because they are growing up too much in the 3-5 years between seasons?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:41:30 PM No.213534443
>>213534101 (OP)
Have you ever looked up the left dude's early life section?
t. nooticer
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:43:10 PM No.213534475
>>213534101 (OP)
"No!"
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:46:55 PM No.213534562
VT_Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Inspired Battle Part #1 (2)_thumb.jpg
>>213534101 (OP)
>>213534166
>>213534178
>>213534256
Fantastic Beasts failed because it didn't have kino moments like this.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:47:00 PM No.213534565
>>213534388
I might be completely wrong, but I remember seeing something about HBO having plans for a sequel movie or series with the OG cast, but most of them refused to work on anything that Rowling was going to be a producer of.
And since the only way to make anything on the Harry Potter world is by having her as a producer, they went with the reboot.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:56:38 PM No.213534863
>>213534388
>Give me a necromancer, a demon, gods, whatever. There’s endless kino just waiting to be made. But no, Rowling handed the franchise over to some nerd to churn out the The Cursed Child
Move on to another franchise anon, you are never getting anything like that from HP, also, you are asking way too fucking much to a writer like JK, all that shit you are saying is way beyond her capabilities, she's a talentless hack unable to handle anything outside of writing for younger kids.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:58:44 PM No.213534919
>>213534101 (OP)
that kid is going to grow up so ugly
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:05:51 PM No.213535119
>>213534863
True, but honestly, out of everything she ever wrote, the Horcrux was the hardest concept, it made me imagine how many other insane, cursed relics and magical abominations are lurking out there in that world that we will never get to see
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:06:58 PM No.213535142
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FVUrNhiXEAAqx8f
md5: 18226597ee8c8796cf783ecae0d89e9f🔍
>Harry has his first kiss at 15
>Loses his virginity at 16
>Rowling calls him a "late bloomer"
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:11:28 PM No.213535265
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>Universe of magic spanning 7 books
>Possible prequels, sequels, origin stories, filling some plotholes
>Best we can do is a literal remake

>They couldn't pay someone to write... something?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:12:43 PM No.213535299
>>213534863
>she's a talentless hack
First four books are great. Rowling’s clearly a skilled storyteller who built a vivid world full of memorable characters and that sense of wonder that sticks with you. She’s got a real knack for coming up with words that just click (Muggles, Dumbledore, Quidditch) stuff that sounds like it’s always been part of the language. And the magical items like the Marauder’s Map, Sorting Hat, Mirror of Erised, they’re instantly cool, clever ideas that make you want to mess around with them yourself. That’s not “talentless hack” work, that’s a sharp fantasy imagination at play.
Ask ChatGPT
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:15:03 PM No.213535363
>>213534101 (OP)
At least they waited for like half the cast to die off
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:17:04 PM No.213535411
>>213534166
>already done sequel

What?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:21:59 PM No.213535541
>>213535299
She's extremely unskilled. Her books suck ass.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:22:16 PM No.213535546
>>213535363
The rest will die off during the show's runtime, alongside the new cast.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:36:19 PM No.213535926
>>213534101 (OP)
fucking hell anyone get the feeling that this kid gonna end up getting bullied doing drugs into their teen years?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:39:44 PM No.213536016
>>213535926
By the time that happens, I think he's going to be a she.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:41:36 PM No.213536060
>>213535411
Cursed Child
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:43:14 PM No.213536103
>>213536016
If this happens and they have to retool the show as Harriet Potter or some shit, I will never stop laughing.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:44:24 PM No.213536127
Bro, that kid looks so fucking weird. Like the original harry potter looks like a normal kid. He looks good on screen. But the new kid looks like some kind of weird grandma or a lesbian middle age woman. Jesuschrist.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:46:30 PM No.213536174
>>213535142
It used to be like that, zoomer bro. I had sex for the first time at 17 and I was like one of the last ones. We were all in the same neighborhood. No dating apps. Everybody had to make do with what they had around. No flirting with some chad that lives hours away from you. We lived in a society.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:46:41 PM No.213536179
Who will they recast John Lithgow with when he makes like Richard Harris and dies 1/4 of the way through the show?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:47:11 PM No.213536191
>>213534101 (OP)
By the second reboot, the scar will be on the side of his head, over his ear. Good thing the kids shave the sides of their head or we would never even see it.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:47:17 PM No.213536195
>>213534101 (OP)
Jk rowling is still the author, this isnt like star wars or marvel right now
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:47:48 PM No.213536206
>>213535926
They’re building a school for all the child actors to attend.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:48:14 PM No.213536222
>>213534166
They are doing remakes of the audiobooks as well.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:48:33 PM No.213536234
>>213534562
Saaars
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:48:37 PM No.213536237
>>213534295
>>213534303
Zaslav is an idiot

>>213534562
cringe webm
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:48:37 PM No.213536239
>>213534101 (OP)
new kid looks like moaning myrtle
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:49:54 PM No.213536271
Do zoomerinas love harry potter as much as millennial women?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:51:08 PM No.213536300
>>213536174
same, lost my v plate in 2009 and i was 17. i was second to last in my group of friends.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:52:30 PM No.213536327
>>213536195
Rowling wrote the second fantastic beasts screenplay where Voldemort’s pet snake befriends Dumbledore’s nephew and they attend a Grindelwald rally together where he predicts WW2, it’s kind of like Star Wars and Marvel.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:53:18 PM No.213536341
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>>213534562
didn't realise there's a whole "scene" of Harry Potter fan films like Star Wars.

you know what, they're having fun. teenagers just fucking around in the school gym with cameras and After Effects, good for them.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:57:08 PM No.213536426
>>213536271
They do but they pretend they don't because Rowling is a problematic troon hater now
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:59:49 PM No.213536488
>>213534101 (OP)
The Prince of Slytherin fanfic was RIGHT THERE.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:06:30 AM No.213536641
>>213534101 (OP)
The actors for Harry and Ron seem like nepobaby rich kid shitheads. Something about their faces make them seem really unlikable compared to the OG cast
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:12:43 AM No.213536813
>>213536641
noooo they went through tens of thousands of auditions, including kids from council estates! so what if the kids who actually got the roles just happened to be mummy and daddy's precious little prince/princess? they're the right type of family, they deserve it.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:16:46 AM No.213536927
>>213536426
What's really funny is Rowling doesn't even hate troons, she just understands there's a difference between males & females and that troons are not actually women. Trannies themselves used to understand that too until the past decade or so, now they're so delusional they believe themselves to literally be the opposite sex and anyone who states otherwise is worse than Hitler.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:20:06 AM No.213537006
>>213534863
>mogged tolkien
>she's a talentless hack
meanwhile you a fat virgin who will kill himself one day
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:20:24 AM No.213537017
>>213534388
are you really so illiterate and braindead that you need chat to help formulate your opinions into text? please fuck off forever
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:21:41 AM No.213537058
>>213536488
Is this actually good or does the author just come here to shill it
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:25:31 AM No.213537179
>>213534101 (OP)
the gringotts heist. since the game introduced portkeys within the vaults, can easily introduce a secret portkey inside and out of the vaults.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:25:46 AM No.213537190
>movies are called fantastic beasts
>i cant remember a single fucking memorable "fantastic beast" from those shit movies
dire. then it just became 1920s voldermort plot line again
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:28:46 AM No.213537280
>>213535299
I said talentless hack outside of writing for younger kids. The series gets progresively worst as it goes on, as demonstrated by people latching onto the early books.
>>213535541
Very much, reading these as an adult is a completely diferent experience. A rather frustrating one.
>>213537006
>mogged tolkien
not even retards believe this.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:29:50 AM No.213537317
>>213534101 (OP)
JK Rowling did 0 coherent world building
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:30:51 AM No.213537351
>>213534101 (OP)
They should starve the kid for a while. Harry Potter is supposed to be really skinny
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:34:39 AM No.213537455
>first 5-6 films
>nobody in the Muggle world has a mobile phone
>last 1-2 films
>running around London
>clearly late 2000s London (signs, cars, logos, etc)

???? I just assumed they took place in the early 90s.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:34:54 AM No.213537457
>>213536300
>>213536174
>had my first gf and kiss when i was 12~
>'broke up' (lol) with her same year for something retarded surprise surprise
>if I had just been with her a little less than a year later when I turned into horny giga chimp I probably woulda lost it around that time
didn't even have a bed my broke ass was sleeping on the floor with blankets lol
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:35:47 AM No.213537476
>>213534101 (OP)
this fits because harry is written like a girl
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:36:56 AM No.213537516
>>213534101 (OP)
>JKR has moved on and won't approve anything else


Pretty much this. JKR won't let any retards do anything with it.

And if it's trash like Cursed Child and Fantastic Beasts you can keep it.

Remake the whole show book accurate.

Maybe we'll finally get a GOOD adaptation of Goblet of Fire
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:37:16 AM No.213537527
what is that, scar?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:38:04 AM No.213537542
>>213534562
Flashes of coloured lights is such a boring way to do magic battles. They could fling objects, summon monsters, turn the ground to quicksand, teleport around, create fake copies of themselves, etc. Magic battles are always shit in movies
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:38:28 AM No.213537552
>>213537516
its going to be trash since nobody gives a shit about source material nowadays, or anything else really except themselves
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:40:35 AM No.213537606
>>213534562
Might as well just throw away their wands and punch each other in the face
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:41:28 AM No.213537631
>>213537455
I think they are meant to take place around the time the books themselves were being released. People wanting like specific dates in this kiddy franchise is just pure autism.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:41:34 AM No.213537635
>>213537516
JK being involved makes me think this isn’t actually going to be more accurate, but changed to fit her political views and tie into the prequels/sequel
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:44:43 AM No.213537721
>>213536174
>>213535142

Yeah, I was 16, on the cusp of 17 when I lost the v-card. I was comically late by my friend group's standard and we were the nerds. Millennial generation.

Most were 14 or so when they lost it. In retrospect that seems nuts, I've got kids myself now who are 10 or less years away from that age and I just cannot accept the thought of them doing that so young.

I guess that means I'm an old man now.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:51:11 AM No.213537876
>>213534166
>already done prequels
>already done sequel
The problem was that these sucked.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:53:42 AM No.213537935
>year 9
>all the slag lasses have fucked already
>cool sporty/chav guys are the ones fucking them
>doing GCSEs in year 10/11
>STILL haven't lost my virginity
>finally lost virginity at 16 in college

i felt like a freak. think the average age for boys at the time was 14-15. damn right was i a 'late bloomer'.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:54:38 AM No.213537960
>>213536174
>>213537721
Get a load of these fucking guys,
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:56:00 AM No.213537997
>>213537280
>not even retards believe this.
Yet here you are
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:57:47 AM No.213538037
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Grow up you fucking /lit/ rejected reddit plebs
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:04:50 AM No.213538209
>>213537542
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dJijL3R5OU
Granted, it's all shapeshifting, but it's still a fair sight more clever than pew pew pew.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:11:53 AM No.213538391
>>213538037
bit sick of this screenshot. i like the books, i still have them, i've reread them as an adult. i honestly think they're well-written, just charming kids' books.

i can like artiste French cinema and popcorn nonsense like Breaking Bad, it's not as though as you have to be high-brow and grown-up, and that's it. this is a pure early-20s "i've outgrown being a teenager" mindset.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:34:14 AM No.213538961
>>213534101 (OP)
This little nigga on the left got molested by Helena Bonham-Carter, Miranda Richardson AND Mommy JK, imagine that.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:56:17 AM No.213539477
Dubsplease
Dubsplease
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>>213537017
Oh, here comes the seething part.from the Rowlingjeets.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:58:19 AM No.213539524
>>213537635
her politics seem to just be more nogs and no troons
I can agree with 50% of that, and will tolerate the other 50% if we can actually get full book adaptations
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:58:53 AM No.213539538
>>213534101 (OP)
The author has been completely obsessed with trannies the past 5 years and refuses to write anything except twitter shitposts
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:59:10 AM No.213539543
>>213534101 (OP)
Yikes bro
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 2:51:04 AM No.213540735
that kid has literal 0 charisma
i dont see how he can make a good harry potter
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 2:59:26 AM No.213540925
>>213539538
Recognizing the difference between males and females doesn't make her obsessed, the only obsessed ones are the trannies who hate her for being vocal about it instead of immediately capitulating to their insanity like most libs do
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:29:53 AM No.213541621
>>213535119
horcrux is pretty much only a phylactery from d&d, it's extremely derivative.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:23:13 AM No.213542778
>>213534101 (OP)
This kid looks like AI. At least Dan looked like a real boy.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:27:58 AM No.213542908
>>213537190
I was expecting stories about Newt going all over the world finding new beasts while Grindelwald winning power was a side story that Newt was seeing develop through his journey.
Instead, Newt was a secondary character in his own story.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:29:20 AM No.213542945
>>213539538
She doesn't have to write anything, she already finished her stories, she's not GRRM.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:30:19 AM No.213542981
>>213534562
this is the most autistic shit I have ever seen
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:41:57 AM No.213543269
>>213534166
They're only option was to make Hermione a nigger
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:42:53 AM No.213543293
>>213534101 (OP)
bro he's too cute to player harry potter. idk. maybe wait for him to be 2-3 years older.

anyone else know what im saying
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:43:16 AM No.213543304
>>213537516
>Remake the whole show book accurate.
>>213537552
>nobody gives a shit about source material nowadays
I remember "the books suck but the movies are okay" being a common sentiment even back in the day.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:19:49 AM No.213544158
>>213543304
i have a hard time believing anyone who read books would call 4th and forward movies okay
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:24:43 AM No.213544246
>>213535926
Nah children and parents are smarter than that now day anyway his career is ruined he'll be trapped in this lame project fro ten years and after it his imagen will be to tied to Harry Potter than he won't be called for anything else . Hope they pay him well at least.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:26:55 AM No.213544280
>>213540735
You literally haven't seen him in motion yet only pictures
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:29:26 AM No.213544319
>>213537542
They fucked up by introducing a killing spell and generic protection spell
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:32:36 AM No.213544390
>>213534178
Unlike Fantastic Beasts, Harry Potter has a beloved book series to fall back on, and this show can be a lot closer to the books than the movies were.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:33:10 AM No.213544399
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>>213534101 (OP)
Harry is about to get mogged the fuck out by Chad Malfoy for a second time YIKES
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:07:40 AM No.213545036
>>213534562
Do whitepeople really?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:34:22 AM No.213545534
muggles
muggles
md5: 7ea2827c7b6fe50d545b99ae8163a4c1🔍
>>213537006
>shit mogs piss
One was the death knell of fantasy as a serious literary movement, and the other did nothing but rip off silents who were trying to resuscitate its corpse.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:36:21 AM No.213545572
This show will not last unless they recast that kid. He is unsettling to look at and does not have a single drop of masculinity in his entire being.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:39:55 AM No.213545652
>>213545572
Just wait for puberty to hit him he'll become a Chad
Replies: >>213545690
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:41:42 AM No.213545683
he literally looks like a lesbian. wow...
i'm sorry but that side by side picture really highlights it.
Replies: >>213548874
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:41:53 AM No.213545690
>>213545652
Not a chance in hell. That kid is gonna be pear shaped and unathletic.
Replies: >>213545937 >>213546082
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:48:50 AM No.213545831
Untitled
Untitled
md5: 1f8b9cb35e94db0710881b6a08c2542f🔍
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:51:14 AM No.213545882
>>213534101 (OP)
That kid is UGLY
Replies: >>213546002 >>213546082
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:54:39 AM No.213545937
>>213545690
Good handlers and enough money can fix almost anyone.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:57:50 AM No.213546002
>>213545882
it's not a kid, it's a lesbian office worker
Replies: >>213548874
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:02:10 AM No.213546082
>>213545690
>>213544399
>>213545882
>>213545572

Generally ugly kids ends up looking better than pretty kids once puberty does it's job
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:03:02 AM No.213546099
>>213534178
She only wrote those to canonize Dumbledore being a fag in writing.
Replies: >>213546227
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:07:48 AM No.213546177
>>213536271
Zoomers are the most racist and anti-zionist generation yet, and will again be surpassed by Alphoomers soon
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:08:27 AM No.213546185
>>213546082
this kid is not ugly per se, he just looks like a middle-aged lesbian. his skin is already sagging (compare his skin to danial redcliff), he is balding (where is his hairline and they styled his hair to compensate for his five-head probably).
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:08:39 AM No.213546192
>>213539538
Her hating trannies is her one good quality
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:10:35 AM No.213546227
>>213546099
That and Voldemort’s snake actually being an asian woman.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:13:06 AM No.213546268
>>213544158
I think most people were like "The first 2 or 3 movies are fine, the rest are lame, don't read the books they all suck". There was one guy that was like "You only don't like it because you've only seen the movies, they all suck Dan can't act for shit... you should read the books though" guy was like a proto-redditor, wonder if he's changed his tune on the Potter books.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:14:06 AM No.213546299
>>213546185
even though he's a kid I guarantee you he's probably fully vaccinated so he can work in Hollyjew, and that shit ages you
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:16:40 AM No.213546347
Fire
Fire
md5: d33b396bf99af012cc15fa30450905ad🔍
>>213534562
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:22:56 AM No.213546487
>>213543304
It's complicated. The books suck as books and the movies are okay as far as movies go, but the books are definitely better than the movies if that makes any sense to you.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:34:56 AM No.213546711
1744112657086632
1744112657086632
md5: 3e6300d46047c027d25ab33306d1ba8a🔍
>>213534101 (OP)
>They couldn't pay someone to write... something?
People don't care about the new stuff. People just want nostalgia.

But Rowling is a controversial figure now, so I doubt it will come anywhere near the success of the original movies.

It's not like the original movies suffer from bad CGI or anything like that to warrant an upgrade.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:03:16 AM No.213547170
>>213546185
Are you really saying a 11 years old is balding?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:05:56 AM No.213547223
>>213534562
pretty sure there were a lot of fags acting faggy in those movies
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:07:39 AM No.213547257
>>213534101 (OP)
That little shit on the right looks like a lesbian.
Dropped.
Replies: >>213548874
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:07:43 AM No.213547259
1899821646
1899821646
md5: d331ed9fc8bfc0f4b21cab3f07718e35🔍
>>213536488
I don't read a lot of fan fiction, buy my favorite HP fanfic is the Seventh Horcrux, which is a retelling of the seven books except that Harry Potter's consciousness is literally that of Voldemort due to the failed Killing Curse and the transfer of his soul. Voldemort now has to live out Harry's life, while still retaining all of his past memories and knowledge, and nobody realizes that he is the reincarnation of the Dark Lord. Hilarity ensues.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:10:25 AM No.213547305
>>213536341
That stuff is harmless. The chick on the left there looks convincingly enough like young Bellatrix (good makeup/wardrobe). Probably more watchable than fantastic retards or whatever they shit out next.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:05:55 AM No.213548244
>>213536927
I think she does hate them now, after so many of them engaged in an extensive harassment campaign in response to mild disagreement.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:07:26 AM No.213548280
>>213534101 (OP)
the new guy has weird lesbian energy
I don't like it
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:11:07 AM No.213548331
>>213534101 (OP)
I just can't believe they're going to make snape a nog and Hermione a poo.
People will still watch it.
At least harry and ron look the part
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:11:27 AM No.213548334
>>213534166
The sequel should’ve been an original story (not the cursed child) starring the original 3 actors with as much returning legacy actors as possible. It would’ve been a billion-2 billion dollar movie if done right. The story is that Warner bros tried to do this but Daniel and Emma said no so the idea was scrapped and they resorted to a tv show reboot
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:13:05 AM No.213548359
>>213534101 (OP)
It's the dullest franchise with terrible world building that falls apart the second you take a deeper look beyond just following 'arry 'orrer around as a protag blank slate. There's not much else you can do without starting from scratch.
Replies: >>213548418
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:16:55 AM No.213548418
>>213548359
it's just comfysetting core. Hogwarts is the highlight. The boarding school, the fantasy, the houses, the preteen romance. All the rest is just dressing and people obsessing over it miss the point
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:17:52 AM No.213548429
>>213534101 (OP)
This has to be something on the water to do that to the right one.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:20:31 AM No.213548461
>>213537017
Zoomers are so braindead they think any instance of a double hyphen in any text is evidence of AI generation. Absolutely fucking braindead, we are so fucked when these morons are expected to maintain society.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:22:23 AM No.213548487
>>213534562
Ah yes, the Bourne Identity camera method, I hate knowing what the fuck is going on
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:33:41 AM No.213548630
>>213536127
he's clearly a little kike
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:39:23 AM No.213548705
>>213537190
there was a cute chink in there
i thought about her giving me a bj and said "fantastic" out loud
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:40:48 AM No.213548721
NEVER FORGET :Harry Potter is a book for children.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:41:49 AM No.213548735
>>213548418
Harry Potter a book for children , children !
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:43:01 AM No.213548749
Author Joanne Rowling wrote a book about a wizard for her children, yes children.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:50:43 AM No.213548874
>>213536127
>>213545683
>>213546002
>>213546185
>>213547257
>>213548280
Why do all lesbians eventually end up looking like that? What's the actual phenotypical reason?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:52:04 AM No.213548894
>haha look at how quirky and wholesome the wizards are aren't they just the funniest!
>oh and also they have a slave race but it's ok because that race mostly wants to be slaves
>and don't commit the wizard equivalent of jaywalking or worse or you'll get sent to hell island where evil ghosts make you relive all your bad memories while they eat your soul
>oh but look mr weasly doesn't understand what a rubber duck is aren't wizards just so wholesome?!
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:01:32 AM No.213549044
IMG_20250810_045517-COLLAGE
IMG_20250810_045517-COLLAGE
md5: f6537fa621874e9714a6914d3f16631b🔍
Perhaps is just a that picture that makes him look weird . These are from the set.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:04:37 AM No.213549099
British paratroopers from 2 PARA on patrol in Northern Ireland, 1975
>we could have gotten a prequel about Harry's parents and Snape going to Hogwarts together
>instead we get nigger Snape and Gypsy Hermione

Pity too, seeing as Harry's parents attended Hogwarts in the early 1970s in the books' timeline so it could have been part-Wizardshit, part-period piece about The Troubles, Harold Wilson's prime ministership, British industrial and imperial decline
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:22:22 AM No.213549322
>>213534562
For a high school project this is well made, pretty impressive.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:24:43 AM No.213549357
>>213534295
Licensed tie-in stuff almost never gets rereleased. Just pirate it.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:01:21 AM No.213549869
>>213549044
why did they cut his hair so shaggy? this is what makes this boy look like someone's mom. that hairstyle is very distictly a mom's haircut. and what is up with that volume situation.
Replies: >>213551120
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:02:44 AM No.213549891
>>213534101 (OP)
new guy looks like a lesbian
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:10:38 AM No.213550013
>>213534101 (OP)
The entire universe of Harry Potter falls apart once you start to seriously explore it outside the original stories
Most of the major plotholes are also "why didn't they just do the thing they did that other time?" and there's no good way to answer that
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:01:36 PM No.213550717
>>213534101 (OP)
One day a Harry potter tranny wizard will happen. Just gotta be patient
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:03:01 PM No.213550739
>>213534101 (OP)
cute boys
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:30:26 PM No.213551120
>>213549869
Because his cut his hair in the books and she does it badly