>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!
CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST
TONIGHT'S MOVIE: Werewolf of London (1935)
Werewolf of London (1935)
IMDB: 6.3/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT: 45% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
Director: Stuart Walker
Stars: Henry Hull, Warner Oland, Valerie Hobson
Synopsis: After botanist Wilfred Glendon travels to Tibet in search of a rare flower, the Mariphasa, he returns to a London haunted by murders that can only be the work of bloodthirsty werewolves.
>>213538926>>213538926That's what I said to your mom after I got done banging her last night
You boys dont know how big im going tonite
>>213538864 (OP)my cable dropped MeTV and its also not broadcast over air anymore. SAD!
>>213538864 (OP)Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
>We're ahead of the times, our Doctor regenerates into a woman
>>213538873>Werewolf of LondonOh, the prequel to An American Werewolf in London.
>>213538883absolutely based my body is ready poster
>>213539939I got an internet tv service just to watch Sven
>>213541903It's always a pretty White woman. Why did Dracula, Wolfman, The Mummy, etc never attack black or Asian women? Weird, right?
>>213541984Mass migration only started in last few decades. Anything but white was hard to come by the west before then.
>>213542044>last few decadesLots of horror movies have been made in the last few decades lol
>>213541984>>213542044>>213542091It's like they put the white women on a pedestal and I'm sick of it
>>213542123writing for guys like you is not particularly profitable. unless you're a girl, but then pandering to you is hardly a profit center for horror, action, science fiction, you name it
>>213542091Just because they have been made, doesn't make them good or worth watching. The trash in the most recent two decades especially.
catwoman
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On a happier note, it's a Julie Newmar Catwoman episode
>>213542508She's so sensual and gorgeous.. garsh
One of these days we need a werewolf movie where the werewolf wins. They always seem to end the same lame way. It'd make for a better movie if the chief of Scotland Yard ended up watching a burning, spiraling London; powerless to stop the masses of werewolves that are now spreading an ever growing werewolf infection.
>>213542592There was a comic in Creepy magazine that had a werewolf "win" when he was being hunted. It was a pretty funny twist, don't want to spoil it just in case.
>>213542698So post the comic so the lack of spoiler at least means we can read it ourselves.
Hey, he changed his hat for this movie. I just noticed.
>>213542725Found it
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Creepy-1964/Issue-8?id=82438#43
>>213543067Thank you. Will read after I sober up.
>20,000dB
I think everything in that little room would be dead...
i remember this from when i was little i think, taught me how to maze
boing
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>>213543456Dracula and Wolfman would definitely kidnap *her*!
>trek
>kirk picks up a half-buried junked tricycle, hands it to spock
>spock looks at it, hands it to McCoy
>McCoy gently sets it down
>doctor is kind
yeah I'm weird, so be it
Is the Svenster a real cuckold?
>>213544342Yeah, this guy knows what's up.
>Superman dealing with pie thieves
Now surely there's a lesser superhero that could deal with this?
>>213543982He watches while i fuck Gwen :/
>>213545296Now I have a whole new appreciation as to why Lex Luthor wanted to steal so many cakes.
Finally, what we've all been waiting for, IMP.
Now would be a good time to take your werewolf for a walk, but remember to always curb your werewolf!
idk whats going on, i fell asleep a while
>>213547199Sven posts will never die
I've fallen asleep early the last few weeks, not this time.
voyage to the bottom of the sea is kino
>>213548211It's a sausage fest snoozer. Irvin Allen and all his CRAP SHOWS can fuck right off of Metv
>>213548438i have always hated lost in space and them but voyage is kino
>>213548438>>213548454I always enjoyed Time Tunnel and Land of the Giants when I got to see them, a bit campy.
Similarly, I just saw an upload of the 90s Land of the Lost series. Now I learned NetFlix is rebooting it.
Saturday night should be Tales from the Crypt, Tales from the Darkside, Monsters, etc. I hate this '60 trash. IT'S GARBAGE
>>213541984Because movies were pretty racist and only allowed minorities appear in very limited and marginal roles.
>>213548584yeah, land of the lost was fun but i vaguely remember it showing up on nick or something as a kid.
>>213548594tales from the crypt is too spicy for tv
>>213542592Monsters need to die in the end. That adds tragedy and/or works as a satisfying conclusion. You don’t see Dracula surviving to fight another day in most movies either
>>213548594>Tales from the Darkside, MonstersI'd love to see those, but I'll have to watch my DVD rips until then.
The 90s Outer Limits would be great too.
>>213541984>>213548623For how progressive people claim The Twilight Zone was, they only had one or two episodes with black characters.
I think Alfred Hitchcock Presents had more black actors.
>>213548702But most blacks on earth weren't civilized during those times. Big steps take time.
>>213547839Why would that stop us from posting about him?
>>213548732Most blacks STILL aren't civilized NOW
>>213548702It was progressive in certain ways, while not in other ways. Welcome to history, you must be new.
>>213548778Just like Americans in WW2 were fighting fascism, while they still had a segregated military and society back home. Can't forget American soldiers having their way with French and other women during occupation.
