Hey wait a second, Alfred was the one trying to bribe local officials. The bandit wasn't stealing for fun, he was fighting imperial corruption in his homeland. The "bandit" was the good guy.
yes someone posted this retarded tweet before
>A long time ago, I was in Burma, pulling black ops for MI6, instilling civil war between the local natives to destabilize the democratically elected government and install a puppet régime to control the region because oil price in the Middle East had gone up 0.003 dollars
A long time ago, I saw a ruby playing with a child the size of a tangerine.
Mastah Woiyne, put a camera in every single room in Gotham. We've go'a stop tha Joker
The bandit is a metaphor for the Joker. If you never think for yourself and only believe what people tell you, then you think he's the bad guy. If you think about it for yourself, you realize he's the good guy.
>>213540018 (OP)Colonialism was a good thing and colonial officers were the good guys. Before they showed up ethnic violence and barbarism was the norm, and after they left ethnic violence and barbarism became the norm again.
>There's a black hole out there the size of a tangerine.
Nolan ripped off Year One but forgot that Alfred was ex military with medical training not a british colonizer.
>>213540018 (OP)It's literally just a colonial re-telling of the Judgment of Solomon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_az3eNb0fI
>>213540018 (OP)>The "bandit" was the good guy.From a certain point of view
>>213540491British ex-military of Alfred's age when Batman was first written meant he was fucking around in Africa or India
>>213540460The room looks like a movie playing in the background of the characters. Also, what a depressing movie.
>>213540075anglo scum will defend this btw
>And now, I'm going to tell a sob story about my time killing locals while in my overseas, blackops job.
>>213541792I wish, those cucks will say they were helping the natives build roads or aqueducts or some gay shit
>>213541878Oh boo hoo theys only brown people masta wayne
>>213540075>>213541792It’s based. Browns are triggered (also based)
>>213540075You don’t instill war, esl. You incite it.
>régimeOf course it’s a fucking frog. You benefit from the American enforced liberal rule based order and you have the gall to talk about interventionism. Have fun fighting off Russia on your own. Have fun surviving without our LNG.
>"Master Wayne, the Joker, much like the browns that I encountered, are savages who have no understanding of the value of money and civilization"
>this revelation was critical to Batman beating Joker, since he no longer treats the latter as a white man
> >"Master Wayne, the Joker, much like the browns that I encountered, are savages who have no understanding of the value of money and civilization"
>>this revelation was critical to Batman beating Joker, since he no longer treats the latter as a white man
It must be a hell of a reality check for brown tribes to spend millennia in turf wars with other tribes because one is slightly browner than the other, only for some white people to come out of nowhere and not only whoop their asses in every metric of civilization, but hold their hand through the advances they couldn't accomplish on their own. I understand the resentment.
>>213542482The french seethe because no one gives a fuck about France and hasn't for 100 years. They're pissed at the sub deal with australia, mad they got caught selling Russia weapons under the table after sanctions, and are really pissed they've only managed to drag the west into six wars in as many decades. The real burn is them bitching about the middle east like they never dragged the US into a war in a shit country.
was the point of this thread besides recapping something OP read on a leftroon twitter screencap 10 years ago
