New Red Sonja releases August 13 2025 which is in a few days.

Predictions ?

BO failure guaranteed

>>213544286
i think its going direct to streaming

>>213544270 (OP)
even direct to video movies back in the day were better than this

>directed by a tranny
lmao

>>213544350

I wonder if it will become a tranny cult film

>>213544286
I imagine that the short of person to see a red sonja film has pretty bad BO.

>>213544350
Basset is based cause (s)he isn't making some pretentious tranny shit but is just producing B-movie slop for lulz and money.

Has there been any ANY any (any) promotion for this film? I thought these threads were a joke for a long time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0AQ3bVkDF0

>>213544402
It's B-movie slop that's like barely above being Asylum tier. What promotion did you expect for this? At best this could end up being re-evaluated down the line as some vulgar auterism thing like Paul W.S. Anderson shite. Although unlikely cause M.J. Bassett didn't even get the final cut rights and it was stitched up by three editors.

>>213544270 (OP)
Disaster. The trans director already distance himself from the movie. The poster looks amateurish and the production was messy, apparently Basset wanted a sexier movie but producers were too chickenshit. Also the main actress seems nondescript and tepid with clearly dyed hair

>>213544270 (OP)
I caught the first half on some Russian streaming site last night, and it wasn't that bad. Kind of a by the numbers Xena episode with a slight bump in budget. It's too bad it's only in theaters for one night, because I would love to go for a bad movie night, but I have work.

>red sonja
>the brownest shitalian ever

Could you make a better movie?

>>213544350
Still shocked he trooned out, he didn't seem the type.

>>213544775
I wouldn't be able to tell if not for the apple, no joke.

I guess the arms are kinda big too.
But compared to some gigahon like the director of I Saw The TV Glow it's night and day. I'd say it's even more impressive than Hunter cause that fag is under tons of makeup, got obvious facial surgery and is generally trying very hard to present femenine while this is a more casual look.

>thread about a movie
>faggots cant helpo themselves but devolve into talking about lgbt

>>213544892
this is /tv/ - Tranny Obsession

I expect comic accuracy

>>213544724
yeah, it's called red sonja (1985)

>>213544981
That flick was horrendous, this revisionist shit won't work.

>>213544981
I like the film but it's more of a Conan movie than Red Sonja.

>>213544981
It looks so organic and full of sense of place compared to contemporary sterile garbage

>>213544270 (OP)
The actual chainmail bikini, which you will recall we were promised, is in the film for 3 nanoseconds.

>>213544286
It's basically a B movie

>>213545004
being a mediocre movie from 40 years ago is enough to mog modern productions

>>213544270 (OP)
its shit