Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:32:48 AM No.213546667
>hello, /tv/
>for years you’ve hidden behind layers of irony, calling everything ‘based’ or ‘cringe’ as if that shields you from reality. You’ve watched Taxi Driver fifteen times but haven’t spoken to a woman since the Obama presidency
>you’ve wasted the most productive years of your life posting capeshit and pedophilia on a ephemeral image board, your OC lost like tears in the rain
>you sit in the shadows and tear down the work of others, you call yourself a seeker of kino
>but you live in fear of discomfort, of challenge, of change
>that ends tonight
>right now, a clock is ticking. the chair you’re strapped to is bolted to the floor. In front of you is a fresh unopened copy of The Marvels, and a copy of the hit Sony Pictures film Morbius.
>to leave this room alive, you must do one thing: watch either of these films in its entirety. No skipping. No irony. No commentary. When it ends, you will stand, look directly into the camera above the door, and say the words:
>’this is cinema.’
>if I detect sarcasm… the doors will not open. your IP will be rangebanned and you’ll be sent to post on Reddit, forever
>live or die, the choice is yours
>it’s Morbin’ time
https://youtu.be/vhSHXGM7kgE?si=coOKIbLVGIrDDGvE
>for years you’ve hidden behind layers of irony, calling everything ‘based’ or ‘cringe’ as if that shields you from reality. You’ve watched Taxi Driver fifteen times but haven’t spoken to a woman since the Obama presidency
>you’ve wasted the most productive years of your life posting capeshit and pedophilia on a ephemeral image board, your OC lost like tears in the rain
>you sit in the shadows and tear down the work of others, you call yourself a seeker of kino
>but you live in fear of discomfort, of challenge, of change
>that ends tonight
>right now, a clock is ticking. the chair you’re strapped to is bolted to the floor. In front of you is a fresh unopened copy of The Marvels, and a copy of the hit Sony Pictures film Morbius.
>to leave this room alive, you must do one thing: watch either of these films in its entirety. No skipping. No irony. No commentary. When it ends, you will stand, look directly into the camera above the door, and say the words:
>’this is cinema.’
>if I detect sarcasm… the doors will not open. your IP will be rangebanned and you’ll be sent to post on Reddit, forever
>live or die, the choice is yours
>it’s Morbin’ time
https://youtu.be/vhSHXGM7kgE?si=coOKIbLVGIrDDGvE
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