Thread 213546763 - /tv/ [Archived: 62 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:37:46 AM No.213546763
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new fake movie genre just dropped
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:40:20 AM No.213546795
>>213546763 (OP)
that's peak millennialcore
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:40:57 AM No.213546810
>>213546763 (OP)
Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as screenlife.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:41:40 AM No.213546825
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what the fuck were they thinking
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:42:26 AM No.213546836
>>213546763 (OP)
I now want a De Palma screenlife film.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:43:06 AM No.213546846
>>213546825
i thought people were over exaggerating what he could do with his l33t hacking powers.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:44:12 AM No.213546866
>>213546825
Chat is this real
Replies: >>213547203
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:49:04 AM No.213546944
>>213546763 (OP)
>It's just Ice Cube sitting in front of an ipad for 1 hour and 48 minutes. It cost $65 million dollars
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:53:10 AM No.213547010
>>213546825
>Being able to use Sony Vegas Pro in 2025 is now the zoomer equivalent of being a genius superhacker
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:53:47 AM No.213547020
>>213546763 (OP)
>new
It's been done already, Kojima.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:55:35 AM No.213547052
>>213546763 (OP)
>screenlife
Hollywood's going to be making Unregistered Bandicam horror movies now?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:59:08 AM No.213547105
>>213546944
> It cost $65 million dollars
That's just what Amazon paid for their #ad

I bet the film cost a fraction of that to make and the producers walked off with bank.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:04:49 AM No.213547203
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>>213546866
Christ Almighty, thanks for the sensible chuckle anon
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:06:20 AM No.213547232
Right before this came out I was posting in the threads for it about how I hoped the whole movie was just ice cube over zoom calls and man was I impressed
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:16:46 AM No.213548416
this movie is an indicator of societal collapse. they're stooping so low now
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:22:06 AM No.213548482
wasn't too bad movie actually. watched it last night. kinda interesting but ending was a bit rushed. then again it definitely benefitted from being fairly short movie because the screen gimmick wouldn't have stood for 3 hour runtime but for slightly under 1h30minutes it was perfectly fine
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:25:16 AM No.213548528
>>213548482
shut the fuck up
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:25:31 AM No.213548532
Been around a while
Unfriended
Searching
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:26:04 AM No.213548539
>>213546825

when hes giving the breakdown of the situation to the president of the United States, i fucking lost it.

forget all the ridiculous graphics and scenarios, the fact that he can't enunciate words would have stopped him from reaching anywhere close to whatever fake level he was supposed to have
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:45:31 AM No.213548789
searching missing
searching missing
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>>213546763 (OP)
They are supercheap to make.
Searching i liked even though it looked like an Apple commercial. cost 900k and made 75m
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:49:12 AM No.213548852
>>213546825
>"scientists say heckin spaceship object heading toward earth"
>this comes out right after
Is this some psyop
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:44:44 AM No.213549645
>>213548852
Always has been.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:01:50 AM No.213549877
>>213546763 (OP)
>Poster is just his face looking mildly upset
Accurate
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:06:55 AM No.213549957
>>213548789
Searching is the only good one I've seen, the rest have been slop.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:26:46 AM No.213550209
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Woah
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:28:33 AM No.213550230
>>213546825
This definitely underflows from pure trash to kino
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:32:19 AM No.213550291
Film adaptation of hypnospace outlaw soon
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:32:24 AM No.213550293
>>213550209
awwww shit, the damn aliens done stole facebook!
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:38:02 AM No.213550360
>>213546825
hollywood slop, he didnt have to right click twice to access basic functions that used to only take a single click
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:39:57 AM No.213550395
>>213550209
Kinda sad
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:45:16 AM No.213550480
>>213550209
the only thing unrealistic about this is the 404 being some default page instead of the facebook.com branded 404 page, that's what took me out of the movie
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:47:11 AM No.213550514
honest trailer
honest trailer
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:47:14 AM No.213550515
>>213546763 (OP)
I don't know that it's big enough to be classified as its own genre. As far as I know the only other movie that was like this was the one with John Cho with the story of his daughter being kidnapped or something.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:48:40 AM No.213550534
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>>213550480
>the only thing unrealistic about this is the 404 being some default page instead of the facebook.com branded 404 page
>Not the facebook notification saying your memories are being deleted
>Not the photos disappearing with a glitching effect one by one in real time
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:03:59 PM No.213550756
Did you know when War of the Worlds (2025) came out, it was broadcast on Facebook like a real world zoom meeting, so tons of people thought it was real and there was mass panic
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:21:19 PM No.213550990
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>>213546763 (OP)
I imagine it's as bad as this one. The idea of a found footage Kappa film is cool but holy fuck, this may actually be the worst film I've ever seen.
No shit, the special effects were AI.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:22:20 PM No.213551006
>>213550990
And by that I mean it's the same genre of "90% of the budget went into paying the lead actor to sit in front of his computer for 3 hours and read the script"
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:22:50 PM No.213551015
>>213546825
*downloads your metadata*

hmmm... 5'8" and 450 lbs interesting
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:39:30 PM No.213551259
it's not new and there are legitimately interesting movies in this format

Good - Unfriended and Unfriended Dark Web, The Den
Very good - Missing, Dashcam, Host
Kino - Profile, Language Lessons
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:47:27 PM No.213551366
>>213550209
>this is a normalfags worst nightmare
lmao
needs an edit of him trying to reply to a 4chan thread and expand the images after it's been pruned
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:53:27 PM No.213551461
>>213551259
>good
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:09:43 PM No.213551703
>>213546763 (OP)
It's screentime and there are at least 10 or so precursors (Host, Searching etc)
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:11:02 PM No.213551724
>>213546825
"let's make the best movie ever"
and they succeeded
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:13:35 PM No.213551762
>>213546846
given enough time, im being honest with you, i could make shit like that. it's just, i don't have the time to meticulously make such an intricate technical solution for such a niche tool like that
i dont care to either, just saying. its possible.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 2:26:13 PM No.213552788
>>213548852
>scientists say
You mean journ*lists.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 2:50:27 PM No.213553103
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>>213550534
>implying that zuckerberg didn't work with aliens
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 2:52:34 PM No.213553133
>>213546763 (OP)
>fake movie genre
Rightoids are fucking retarded
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 2:55:15 PM No.213553172
>>213546763 (OP)
Ice Cube looks like a black wojack
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:06:26 PM No.213553358
>>213551259
Language Lessons is legit one of the best movies ever
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:14:09 PM No.213553472
>>213547203
what's wrong with you
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:15:19 PM No.213553496
>>213546825
This what boomers and zoomers actually believe thanks to the iPad
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:21:46 PM No.213553591
>>213551366
seconding this
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:22:22 PM No.213553601
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>>213546825
Holy shit '80s computer illiteracy is back
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:25:13 PM No.213553638
>>213546810
Donโ€™t worry I got your blur joke :)
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:43:32 PM No.213553901
I thought this was an Asylum movie when I first started hearing about it
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:46:35 PM No.213553952
>>213550990
>Kappa movie

Please tell me it sticks its hand up that girl's ass and pulls her soul out.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:49:37 PM No.213553998
>>213550990
does it acknowledge the way kappas pull souls out of peoples asses?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:53:27 PM No.213554081
>>213546825
Wtf
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:58:48 PM No.213554192
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we had a good thing going, could've been the next gotti, but some reviewers decided to ruin the 0% for some reason
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:13:36 PM No.213554447
>>213546825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:18:05 PM No.213554517
>>213551366
lmao
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:32:47 PM No.213554763
I STARTED THIS SCIFI SHIT
AND THIS THE MUTHAFUCKIN THANKS I GET?!
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:36:18 PM No.213554815
>>213546944
How much of it was them sneaking in AI shots do you think? Because its a screen watching a screen you can hide a lot.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:36:22 PM No.213554816
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>>213551366
>google reverse image search something
>only result is the thread
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:38:51 PM No.213554857
>>213546825
>hurr durr science fiction isn't identical to real life
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:43:50 PM No.213554936
>>213546763 (OP)
Clearly it was done by feeding the AI a prompt "write a script where Amazon saves the world".
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:58:17 PM No.213555201
screenlife
screenlife
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>>213546763 (OP)
Looks like 3 movies in my watchlist belong to that genre. Now I'm not sure if I should watch them.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:57:37 PM No.213556450
so why are the aliens eating his dead wife's facebook page?