female Pete Davidson

but I don't know what Pete Davidson looks like. I've heard the name but beyond that I have no idea who that is

>>213561374 (OP)
She shouldn't be attractive but somehow is.

>makes an abortion "comedy"
>first scene is a long joke about vaginal discharge

>>213561421
google it retard

>>213561439
she looks like a total midwestern wife and I mean that in a good way

>>213561439
Funny chicks give me boners

>>213561374 (OP)
She looks like Ted Cruz as a woman lol

Also my Jewdar just went off bigly holy shit look at the size of that witch nose

>>213561374 (OP)
>ruins the fun of voice acting for white voice artists forever
NOTHING PERSONAL, KID!

If you’ll remember, she’s the one who started the trend of white actors STEPPING ASIDE IN THIS TIME OF HEALING after the Floyd riots because PoC CHARACTERS SHOULD BE VOICED BY PoC ACTORS! And every other cucked faggot in the industry followed suit (whether they wanted to or not)

>>213562533
Did you mean to type mideastern? Because midwestern women don’t usually have hooked noses

>>213561439
she looks like shed rock your body

>>213562870
Idgaf about her politics, I want to ravage her

>>213561374 (OP)
I always got major “only got a career because she has mega rich and powerful Jewish parents” vibes from this one. No wonder she’s such good buddies with Nick “Nepofundie Jewish Connections” Kroll

>>213562870
Even if she didn’t do it, that gay shit was gonna happen either way. If she didn’t do it some other virtue signaling faggot would’ve been next in line to be the brave and courageous face of “yeah no more whites voicing non white characters!! We did it guys!” Now he have shit like a unfunny Kahn voiced by a real chinaman in Woke of the Hill reboot and it’s no longer funny without the white doing offensively stereotypical chinaman accent

>>213561439
She has an attractive face, solid features and nice skin. Plus her voice is so annoying it somehow makes her even hotter.

>>213561374 (OP)
I dislike Jewish Comedy very much. She’s in like every comedy thing the Reddit soi crowd loves (kroll show, bobs burgers, parks and Reddit, everything everywhere all at once) it’s shocking she hasn’t been in that Reddit sketch show I think you should Reddit

>>213561374 (OP)
>fucked all the gigachads in hollywood
how?

>>213563037
the beak is way too menacing, the eyes too soulless. the beak is an objective dealbreaker for men that actually have enough value to pick.
the eyes are just subjective... i suppose. i have to cope and say this because im surrounded by so many brown eyed "people" and i dont want to be overtly insulting

>>213563153
>Jewish Comedy
He doesn’t know….

>>213563153
>Jewish Comedy
the correct term is "Alternative Comedy", chuddo!

>>213564447
the beak is the best part. If you have a tiny nose your children will have based aquiline noses, they will be the envy of plebs.

>>213561374 (OP)
how does she do it?

>>213566110
that pussy must be made of diamonds

>>213562775
O.o

>>213563037
God, you're pathetic.

>>213561374 (OP)
Why do I find girls with big noses so fuckable? Explain to me because is not just jews, anything with a big nose makes me instant hard.

>>213566600
you are italian

>>213566419
Imagine not stiffing up at the sight of anything slightly middle eastern. low test individual.

>>213566110
>>213566136
>>213561374 (OP)
shes a beard

>>213566600
Big nose:high test
Ur compensating for ur own low test

>>213566110
>>213566136
she has a dick

Looks similar to my jewfu

I love schnozzes.

>>213568187
Jenny is a gobliness while Ilana is more an ogress. Would both.

>>213568287
Ilana has some hawk in her but I do see some of the troll phenotype

>>213568251
Based. Big noses are kino. Hate that nose jobs are becoming more common place

>>213568187
>>213568341
what do you call this race of woman?

>>213568187
objectively not attractive but i still would glaze her

This bitch is horrid even for a jewess

>>213561374 (OP)
EWWWW!!! BITTER BEER FACE!

>>213561374 (OP)

>>213568424
>objectively not attractive
WRONG

>>213568448
>notice file name im sawwy cawib
lmao she do be kinda lookin like him

>>213561374 (OP)
>such a big nose

>>213568187

>>213561374 (OP)
How dare you compare her to Pete you bloody bastard bloody bitch. She's actually funny and attractive. I've had a crush on her for far too long. Think it started when I saw Obvious Child 10 years ago.

Don't find her funny at all but I've watched everything she's ever done because her body of work is incredible.

>>213568581
>reverse image search
>"fun"

>>213568600
I dunno I used to be anti-Pete, but at least he kinda does bro-comedy in the style of 90s sandler a bit. this bitch is part of that LA faggy alt-comedy scene of today is just does gay ass woke shit for the soi crowd, its either that or that artsy fartsy pretentious twee hipster shit like that gay ass snail movie she made god that shit was lame i wanted to put my foot through the tv screen and stop that stupid snail

>>213568822
I hear you. I used to listen and watch a lot of shit from the LA scene like CBB and Kroll show. Many years ago they used to not be woke. Kroll was dropping N bombs and saying faggot on CBB and no one gave a shit but they got super woke. When she stopped doing the voice of that half black jewish girl on Big Mouth because of muh cultural appropriation, I was like wtf cmon.

>>213568822
Pete is a faggot industry plant aint nobody ever gonna convince that dude funny

>>213568731
boing

>>213561374 (OP)
her transition to porn was weird but fun!

>>213569090

You can tell she absolutely hated Norm MacDonald
https://youtu.be/A848xpsDJbw?si=Wisp1LAOhwOpC2gl

>>213568424
>but i still would glaze her
So she's attractive. Your dick knows better than your brain.

>>213563153
>>213564447
>>213564645
>jews genocides a trillion goys with films
>gets away with it 100%, never suffers any consequences
>lives to a tender old age before passing peacefully in bed surrounded by wealth and power like Kissinger and co.
>meanwhile, thousands of Palestinians die screaming daily
Where is Allah?

>>213568472
yar

>>213561374 (OP)
I like how she looks, I'd have a house and three babies with her in north-east Texas.

>>213561374 (OP)
>Slate was born in 1982 in Milton, Massachusetts[2][3] and has two sisters.[4][5] She and her family are Jewish.[6][7][8]

>>213568472
Thought it was Bashar Al-Asad first.

>>213568473

>>213561439
It's the Jewish temptress phenotype. We poor goy boys can't resist it.

Is that Mona Lisa?

>>213561374 (OP)
I'd turn that Anne Frank style pussy into the hall of costs.

>>213561374 (OP)
she looks like she would smell of moldy bagels and matzoball soup

>>213571054
damn dude, i think you should work as a detective...

>>213566110
Jewish women are sex freaks.

>>213561439
Yeah she was hot as balls. Especially when she had her hair frizzy. Now she's turning into a Rhea Perlman/Susie Essman

>>213566110
>>213566136

jewish women are different enough to trigger your brain into thinking it's an interracial event. it's like fucking an asian or a latina...the novelty factor is compelling. not to mention she absolutely knows she is not a 10/10 stacy and is trying to compensate by absolutely glucking the shit out of your cock. do you think she is lazy in bed? fuck no. she will slop your cock, eat your ass, swallow cum, beg to be fucked in the ass. she is definitely a huge slut. it's honestly the best dynamic for a relationship when you have a girl who is somewhat less hot than you but super into you and absolutely goes nuts in bed. much better than a super hot girl who doesn't try or is a dead fish. enthusiasm and effort can make a women go up a couple points. slate is slightly above average and looks like she could suck a mean cock. just look at her jaw and her eyes lmao. absolute semen demon

>>213572424
Tit mogged

>>213572722
all the super jewy looking women age into Fran Lebowitz sooner or later

she looks fine

>>213561374 (OP)
We posting all our favorite Jewish hags in this thread? My turn!

>>213575060
jesus, anon...

>>213575607
for him, it's her?

>>213575060
wtf happened there? Gaby Hoffmann was supposed to age into looking like Demi Moore!

>Air dries.
https://youtu.be/v9ICnmB1YTA

>>213561374 (OP)
Nah. Pete Davidson has zero talent whatsoever. Jenny Slate isn't very talented but she has been funny once or twice. Her voice is annoying and her books are shit. But she's been funny.

>>213575060
>trim the eyebrows
>fix that old grandma hair
>get some better makeup and better clothes
She's ofc free to look however she wants, but this isn't godawful, she could improve herself.

>>213572830
>it's honestly the best dynamic for a relationship when you have a girl who is somewhat less hot than you but super into you and absolutely goes nuts in bed
Truer words have never been spoken

>>213576162
Yeah with Gaby Hoffmann I get the sense she’s one of those woke feminist cunts looking as ugly as possible as a statement. Probably something about the patriarchy or the male gaze or some such retardation. She was legit cute as hell up until her late 20s or so when she suddenly decided to look like that

>>213575956
I think OP is referring to ugly comedy person who somehow sleeps with all those A-list hotties

>>213561374 (OP)
did her dad die in 9/11 too?

>>213561374 (OP)
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

I got the ick seeing her awkwardly failing to spar with norm comedically. She was so outclassed, just got completely mogged. And she’s supposed to be a comedian? It was pathetic

i very nearly got with this jewish chick from miami, but i fumbled it.

>>213566110
You can tell from the ab muscle on her stomach that she is in really good shape. She probably squat rides for a fucking hour.

>>213568187
This must be similar to girls who loves gross fat guys.

>>213561439
being fit goes a long way

>>213577949
She wasn't trying to spar with him at all. Someone in her ear was screaming at her to put a lid on all the contentious jokes and she didn't have the power to do that. Hence awkward.