yikes.
YIKES.

>>213563376 (OP)
>Tyler Perry is the only kino on the list
Grim.

>>213563376 (OP)
You bathe less than 4 times a month.

>>213563376 (OP)
never beating the goycattle charges

>>213563376 (OP)
Holy fuck, people will just watch whatever's on netslop or streamslop.

>>213563419
you bathe more than weekly and you're stripping your body of its essential oils and dehydrating it

looks like you're the fool here buddy

>>213563376 (OP)
i haven’t seen any of these, am i out of touch or is it the kids who are wrong?

>>213563376 (OP)
>kpop demon hunters
manmade horrors beyond your wildest imagination
Billions muyst truly die

>only that much over a fucking Madea movie
LMFAO I fucking knew that shitty Kpop movie was being astroturfed to absolute hell.

>>213563376 (OP)
People only start watching these movies. They don't really see all the way til the end or just use it as white noise while they browse tiktok.

>>213563458
if I'm draining it of oils, why is it so oily? checkmate, atheist

>>213563458
This. I bathe only thrice a month, and women literally throw themselves at me.

>>213563376 (OP)
This has to be the worst year for movies of all time

>>213563419
Conserve water, nibba.

>>213563458
nigger you stink

>>213563759
How do you know this?

>>213563376 (OP)
haha all trash

>>213564488
We're more than halfway through the year and I haven't seen a single movie from this year yet. I have some on my watchlist that I'll get to eventually, but nothing I'm really excited about. Ten years ago, I would have probably seen 20 movies from that year by August.

>>213564488
I actually have been having a great year. The Monkey, 28 Years Later, Sinners, Weapons, Horror in the High Desert IV is coming out.

>>213563376 (OP)
Why the fuck is there a Happy Gilmore sequel

I'd like to see the numbers on who actually FINISHED watching War of the Worlds. No shot most people lasted more than 20 minutes.

>>213563419
that's because your mama's tongue does a better job

Utterly dire

War of the Worlds top five.
Ice Cube won.

>>213563458
>so terminally online he fell for a MAHA meme and doesn't have anybody to tell him he smells
nigga you stink

>>213564993
I love hearing people say this about shit I've watched to completion because it makes me feel like my willpower is unmatched

>>213563674
>more than double
>only that much
Is this niggernometry?

>>213565079
how come nobody complains when I go Walmart?

>>213565103
Putting it on the second monitor while you grinded a gacha game doesn't count.

>>213565140
he was looking at the bar and not the number but still doing only 3x as good as nogslop is pretty embarrassing for something so heavily astroturfed

>>213565103
Is it really this bad? I thought it would just be mediocre, but it's rare you see something rated this low all across the board.

>>213563376 (OP)
We made the top 5! Hell yeah!

>>213565289
damn dude no need to be jealous

>>213563376 (OP)
Jesus wept. Dark ages

i havent seen a modern movie in 15 years

>>213563376 (OP)
why does /tv/ seethe so much at anime when the west puts out slop like this?

>>213565880
what unimaginative fotm harem slop is this

>>213565880
What's this? Looks hot.

>>213566009
>>213565952
umamusume: cinderella grey. watch the first 5-10 min of https://animekai.to/watch/uma-musume-cinderella-gray-le4v#ep=8

the internet really was a mistake

>>213563376 (OP)
it's because the movies are "free". it can't be understated how fucking broke the average person is, double so if they're a nigger
when I was still using TikTok there was a huge meme about how low-quality the movies on Tubi were, memes like that only start if there's a huge audience who understands them which means a massive amount of people were using the shit-tier streaming service purely because it was free with ads

>>213564488
https://www.imdb.com/list/ls042180419/
made more depressing when you look at lists like this

>>213563376 (OP)
film really is a dying medium

for me it's gotta be tyler perry's "she puts t he fun in funeral" a madea family funeral

>>213563376 (OP)
I’ll give it to Sandler. Not many people can put out rancid garbage for 30 years and still have an audience. Even Seth Rogen realized he couldn’t play DUDE WEED characters forever and moved on to producing.

>>213563455
Yep. Your average normie will quite literally press play on the default home screen movie of whatever app without even looking at it or using their prefrontal cortex for a second.

I understand Adam Sandler being popular but it is insane just how popular he is

>>213567405
>BIPOC and LGBTIQSUV+
Stunning

>>213567505
It’s lowest common denominator. Slop before slop was a buzzword for low effort.
Few people will laugh at a dense joke or allusion to classic art. But everyone will laugh at a guy belching or getting hit in the nuts.

>>213563376 (OP)
Half the world watched the new Sandler kino, he can't stop winning

Grim.

>>213563376 (OP)
Gilmore 2 is the only one I saw but that was because of the funny Subway commercial cut.
>Gilmore, with his OWN meal deal?
>SHOOTA

Black man in a dress > this nigga reading

>>213563376 (OP)
>boomer nostalgia flick
>good animation flick
>black flick
>action flick
>so bad it's good flick
Nothing surprising here

why is everything so shit now?