Holy fucking cringe - /tv/ (#213564652) [Archived: 41 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:24:49 PM No.213564652
hackers-poster-joshua-williams-2516099400
hackers-poster-joshua-williams-2516099400
md5: cee1361429da509a967bece6db57d775๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:25:23 PM No.213564665
>>213564652 (OP)
It's good cringe though.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:25:53 PM No.213564679
>>213564652 (OP)
OP is a faggot
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:26:14 PM No.213564686
>>213564652 (OP)
filtered (I haven't seen it but I know it's kino from the cast)
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:28:00 PM No.213564731
>>213564652 (OP)
Its kino.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:28:49 PM No.213564753
takes its own silly little world seriously. i read up on the real hackers they consulted and really, it's just fucking boring. the heroin addict guy's personal life, maybe, but the actual hacking/phreaking would be a dull film.

8/10 aesthetics, 10/10 soundtrack.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:30:15 PM No.213564801
it was awkward at the time but became retroactively kino
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:31:57 PM No.213564857
1351933342911
1351933342911
md5: 8e8778987fb5fa9d199fa7e19e7edc34๐Ÿ”
>dat soundtrack
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:32:15 PM No.213564867
If you watch this for any other reason than to stare at how hot Angelina Jolie used to be then you've got a problem

Sneakers is by far the better movie about hacking
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:34:50 PM No.213564944
how come when Angelina Jolie is a BDSM freak who wants to eat people, it's hot, but when Armie Hammer does it, he's a dangerous creep?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:35:47 PM No.213564971
Zoom Zoom
Zoom Zoom
md5: 8a549f1c0c57f83f3bdaf581901cf34a๐Ÿ”
>>213564652 (OP)
>Holy fucking cringe
>Hackers
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:37:52 PM No.213565039
pirates
pirates
md5: 8244f76370d48f2353840ab2138a8461๐Ÿ”
more 90s /g/ kino, please.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:37:56 PM No.213565044
>>213564652 (OP)
>>213564665
Cringekino
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:39:41 PM No.213565097
>>213564857
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpCTMddpQNs
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:41:42 PM No.213565163
strange-days
strange-days
md5: ce7e9ad6e25b344f5dc644c33bfbcdb7๐Ÿ”
>>213565039
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:50:16 PM No.213565399
611DQvRxsyL._UF894,1000_QL80_
611DQvRxsyL._UF894,1000_QL80_
md5: 189b552cca793f4e466157752620d22a๐Ÿ”
>>213565039
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:50:55 PM No.213565422
>>213565039
Paranoia 1.0 (One Point O) (2004) - IMDb: 6.0/10
Antitrust (2001) - IMDb: 6.1/10
Takedown (Track Down) (2000) - IMDb: 6.2/10
The Net (1995) - IMDb: 6.0/10
TRON (1982) - IMDb: 6.7/10
eXistenZ (1999) - IMDb: 6.8/10
The Thirteenth Floor (1999) - IMDb: 7.0/10
Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970) - IMDb: 7.1/10
Rollerball (1975) - IMDb: 6.5/10
Pirates of Silicon Valley (1999) - IMDb: 7.2/10
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:52:22 PM No.213565462
>>213565422
how tf did the ai miss that one >>213565399
guess my prompt was shit
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:00:46 AM No.213565679
Lawnmower_Man
Lawnmower_Man
md5: b00d4471ba9d1e287fde1cfd07223638๐Ÿ”
>>213565039
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:05:42 AM No.213565805
>>213565399
>very interesting premise
>totally wasted at every square centimeter of film
what went wrong?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:08:41 AM No.213565890
>>213565805
I felt it was very good until all the "musicians" started showing up, Ice-T, Henry Rollins.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:17:43 AM No.213566113
>>213564867
Sneakers is a good movie but Hackers is far more interesting in terms of style and originality. Sneakers is ultimately just a typical heist picture with some hacking in it. Never understood why anyone compares the two
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:32:22 AM No.213566436
you can see jolie's tits in this :)
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:33:13 AM No.213566450
>>213564652 (OP)
HACK THE PLANET
OP IS A FAGGOT
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:33:19 AM No.213566453
>>213564652 (OP)
Yea your thread is cringe
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:37:16 AM No.213566524
I went into this knowing it will be garbage because this board likes it.
Based OP.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:38:37 AM No.213566554
1741480482827837
1741480482827837
md5: 67b462c05e7b9898caa41c0263070138๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:40:50 AM No.213566591
>he's not elite
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:40:54 AM No.213566594
>>213564857

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33WuGp6fs3s
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:58:27 AM No.213567032
>>213566554
This fucking thing was awesome, such a great b movie with two huge stars...
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:58:45 AM No.213567043
>>213564652 (OP)
fucking kys
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:01:16 AM No.213567102
1995 was a fucking insane year for 90s kinos.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:05:23 AM No.213567200
For all the nerd praise in here the movie is s 5/10 at best
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:07:31 AM No.213567254
>>213567102
one of the best years in the history of film
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:09:24 AM No.213567318
175464244448425533
175464244448425533
md5: 95cce41c9a9f11204818fad614b3d5f2๐Ÿ”
>>213565039
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:10:26 AM No.213567346
OUTTA MY WAY PISSANT FUCKING SHITS
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:18:53 AM No.213567525
lawnmower man
lawnmower man
md5: 1c8ef1da51940503576527e46cd86e2e๐Ÿ”
>>213565679
>I AM COB HERE
I still dont get it
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:22:33 AM No.213567630
>>213564652 (OP)
it is cringe but its a wonderful relic of hollowood retards who can barely out batteries i a vibrator trying to get a grip on what autists had created and failing hilariously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVo9_h3-zwQ
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:22:52 AM No.213567638
wildside
wildside
md5: 41a6c63b9faba0f7b4107f4cad6e4f43๐Ÿ”
>>213567318
Not quite hackerkino but another 90s thriller with unhinged Walken is Wild Side. The director shot his brains out shortly after it came out over studio cuts + depression, but they reassembled a director's cut after based on the final shooting script. Joan Chen from Twin Peaks has hot lesbian sex and it's scored by Ryuichi Sakamoto, so you know it's fuckin kino
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:23:29 AM No.213567657
>>213565679
SNES soundtrack is the best SNES sountrack.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:24:02 AM No.213567671
>>213566554
>>213567032
https://youtu.be/Fs1k0EMYydY
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:25:42 AM No.213567718
>>213564652 (OP)
My boy Mattie Lil makes nothing but kino
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:30:43 AM No.213567868
>>213564679
/thread. Did faggot OP expected a realistic hackerman movie? This is a "2cool4school" kinda movie but with some basic computer knowledge underneath it
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:47:16 AM No.213568314
Ironically it was The Net that aged the best
People can in fact ruin your life worse than that now that we have deepfakes
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:49:11 AM No.213568365
1726757356590329
1726757356590329
md5: a2f364f3646268220be7628521a4025c๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:50:28 AM No.213568395
People who complain about the hacking being "unrealistic" in this movie are retarded. The hacking was intentionally abstract and heightened to give the viewer a sense of what a super hacker might feel. Like everything else in the movie, it was a stylistic decision.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:50:45 AM No.213568409
>>213566554
It was fantastic to see this in theaters back then. Fun times.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:51:22 AM No.213568426
>>213565039
>I GOT THE LOOT STEVE!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:52:27 AM No.213568449
Best Hax0r kino
From when it happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnTbXjb9pG4
(Note Freedom hosting was DESTROYED)


This although sadly it has been edited and shit stuck on the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u_4FTVg5fs

On this one I know, I know but it is still fairly peak love or hate what it became
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCbKv9yiLiQ

Late but good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77avYP2vg4Y


2001: A Space Odyssey
2010: The Year We Make Contact
Blackhat
The Matrix
Inception, you can't kill an idea...
Westworld 1973
Sneakers
Wargames
Ferris Buelers Day off
Colossus: The Forbin Project
Forbidden Planet
Three Days of the Condor
Strange Days
Tron
Ralph Breaks the Internet
South Park Over Logging
The imitation game
Swordfish

The
Worst
Hackers
Lawnmower Man
Homer3 The Simpsons
Any Matrix sequel
Snowden
Any dicumentary about anonymous
The fifth estate
The Net
Jumping jack flash
All other anonymous material
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:11:58 AM No.213569017
hghjgh
hghjgh
md5: bbcb2f94a4c2afdbd5f9caaf4c176761๐Ÿ”
>>213568449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8HdOHrc3OQ
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:13:55 AM No.213569080
>>213568449
>>The
>Worst
>the net
thats retarded as fuck released the same time as hackers but its actually grounded and focused entirely on realistic conspiracies. it was was ahead of its time in the realm of datamining and everything becoming computerized. actually amazing in that regard, and sandra bullock being a nerd is hot.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:14:53 AM No.213569103
Youโ€™re gay if you donโ€™t like this movie.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:15:17 AM No.213569114
1741763701195032
1741763701195032
md5: f57d9bffc1c6500b2a3e7f5a47599df6๐Ÿ”
>>213569080
>and sandra bullock being a nerd is hot.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:18:53 AM No.213569209
1729979765493960
1729979765493960
md5: 3d3a92de1060556959b9b5a2872120fd๐Ÿ”
>>213569114
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:21:15 AM No.213569281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn2g9qGbH_k

Probably the best actual hacking movie.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:22:01 AM No.213569305
1748194125567348
1748194125567348
md5: 58dea56e05cb618a44a624d77475cdb8๐Ÿ”
>>213569209
kek i wanted to see if shes jewish and look at what the kikes have got for every celebrity im assuming, pathetic sniveling dweebs
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:28:06 AM No.213569455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skiybqany2E

The End
by
A. A. Milne


Next

When I was One,
I had just begun.

When I was Two,
I was nearly new.

When I was Three,
I was hardly me.

When I was Four,
I was not much more.

When I was Five,
I was just alive.

But now I am six,
I'm as clever as clever

So I think I'll be six now
Forever and ever.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:49:59 AM No.213569924
>>213569080
>it was was ahead of its time in the realm of datamining and everything becoming computerized. actually amazing in that regard,
By 1996 AOL had become massive and stuff like carding and indentity and account theft was aready a mundane thing. It predicted nothing. Amateur hour scipt kids were using shit like AOL or Compuserv to pretend to be tech support to get accounts and trading bundles of other peoples files including credit card info in chat rooms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Mitnick

Mitnick gained unauthorized access to a computer network in 1979, at 16, when a friend gave him the telephone number for the Ark, the computer system that Digital Equipment Corporation (DEC) used for developing its RSTS/E operating system software. He broke into DEC's computer network and copied the company's software, a crime for which he was charged and convicted in 1988. He was sentenced to 12 months in prison followed by three years of supervised release. Near the end of his supervised release, Mitnick hacked into Pacific Bell voicemail computers. After a warrant was issued for his arrest, Mitnick fled, becoming a fugitive for two-and-a-half years.

According to the United States Department of Justice, Mitnick gained unauthorized access to dozens of computer networks while he was a fugitive. He used cloned cellular phones to hide his location and, among other things, copied valuable proprietary software from some of the country's largest cellular telephone and computer companies. Mitnick also intercepted and stole computer passwords, altered computer networks, and broke into and read private emails

F
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:52:36 AM No.213569992
This was my first DVD as a teen

I think Freeway 2 was the second
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:53:33 AM No.213570015
>>213569992
My first DVD was The Matrix...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:53:51 AM No.213570020
90s movies about the internet are pure soul. Just like the internet was back then before it was ruined by social media.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:53:58 AM No.213570022
>>213564652 (OP)
kill yourself faggot, its kino
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:59:55 AM No.213570171
>>213569924
>By 1996 AOL had become massive and stuff like carding and indentity and account theft was aready a mundane thing.
autists like you are so dull trying to be contrarian like this
>i read a wikipedia page about it
>????
>everyone else knew about it too
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:09:26 AM No.213570389
>>213565039
Enemy of the State (Hackman's character mostly)
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:11:08 AM No.213570423
>>213570171
You are projecting very hard there kiddo
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:12:22 AM No.213570455
>>213569281
Trust Mann to go full autist in its depiction. The only thing not realistic about it is Hemsworth. Great film though and underappreciated Mann - people need to see the director's cut
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:12:25 AM No.213570457
X5O! P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$ H+H*
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:14:50 AM No.213570489
1634213599181
1634213599181
md5: f96220a37d10a71c1ddeafcd72a35584๐Ÿ”
>>213567638
Great rape scene...
for those creeps out there like me
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:15:40 AM No.213570509
https://www.eicar.org/download/eicar-com/?wpdmdl=8840&refresh=689943bc437361754874812
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:25:19 AM No.213570732
>>213564679
>>213567868
>t. sensitive low-T genXers
you're 50 and getting trolled by children online STILL
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:36:10 AM No.213570954
>>213570732
>o-only pretending
A retard is a retard.