DADS GOOGLE HISTORY

>>213569838 (OP)
WHO IS THE WOMAN

>>213569838 (OP)
>You've now lived long enough that modern Nick Mullen is now unironically unfunnier than classic Demi Lardner.

>>213569838 (OP)
I want to be a soft and red meat boy

>>213569838 (OP)
DEMI LARDNER PUSSY PICS

>>213569904
looks like audience is typically racist and queer

>>213569858
>>213569930
>>213569995
Bots. Go ahead jannies, take em out.

>>213569970
still not convinced she has a pussy

>>213569838 (OP)
Fun fact: she blocks you if you bring this up to her.

>>213569838 (OP)
>>213569904
What is it with Australia producing some of the cringiest women on the entire planet

>>213569838 (OP)
Dad's google history is funny, every other joke she ever told was awful though.

>>213570369
Anglo women in general play life on tutorial mode and these specimens are the result.

>>213569838 (OP)
Goblin Aussie version of Julia Garner

>>213570093
Looks like audience is typically racist and queer

>>213570369
It sucks here. Our women are fucking retarded.

>>213570369
Raygun is a hero.

>>213570369
The "so random quirky chungus" phenomenon in women is an American creation though.

I don't get it.

>>213570544
Dad isn't tech savvy LOL XD

Makeup should be banned

>>213570369
>OI WAIS ROIPED

>>213570577
Who's this tranny?

>>213570369
Women are quirky but for the most part keep it secret. Anglo women seem to take the monty python route, thinking that omg random irony! Equals funny, like yeah I know it's shit that's the joke?

>>213570605
>MEEN DEED THEES EEN ME PRIME

>>213569904
That gave me second hand embaressment>>213569930

>>213569838 (OP)
Destroy that thing

>>213570700
She had a prime?

>>213570854
Allegedly. She’s what’s now as a ‘Shiela’ in Australia

Australian women are something else

>>213571171
They also made the “itty biddy bobs and a mini” video

>>213570577
>Strangers With Candy reboot, only now with sexy-era Demi taking up the role

do it, Comedy Central

>>213571171
Never trust a nose ring.

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>>213569904
I want to see this thing get attacked by a large carnivorous bird, like a Terror Bird.

>>213569904
THIGHS

>>213570369
Get in.
It’s time to cook.

>>213571477
Faggot
>>213572767
I follow her on Instagram, forgot her name

PeepShow made me afraid of Australian women

>>213572872
Katelynn Newberry. I became aware of her existence from her few seconds of screentime on Juror #2.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm6399460/

>>213569838 (OP)
"How to disown your dyke daughter"

>>213569904
why must she dishonor her father thus?

>>213570369
'm glad she made a mockery of the olympics even if she is an actual idiot

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>>213571171
Either there's something in our water or the lands have been cursed by the tens of thousands of years of savagery by the abos. Maybe both.
Back in 2020 I was sexting a single mum and she admitted she practices deepthroating on her dog. I want to leave this country so fucking much.

>>213574082
>she admitted she practices deepthroating on her dog
They all do that

>>213574082
I had a similar experience with a penpal in Canada

>>213570369
Australia fucking sucks

The funny thing about this routine is that it made me look at my dad's google history on his phone and I found out he had been seeing transsexual prostitutes.

>>213574204
worst pime minister ever

>>213574238
Based

>>213574082
>single mum
Go on snapchat and you'll get flooded with literally thousands of Australian single mums who are current or former meth addicts and are always asking for $20. It's scary.

>>213574154
Why are women like this?

>>213570369
>Do a lame breakdancing routine
>Get endless harassment and death threats
I actually felt bad for her when that whole thing was happening. In her interviews she comes off as a genuinely sweet lady who wanted to turn breaking into a "real sport" or some retarded woman-brained shit and was crushed when people didn't like it.

>>213574082
>and she admitted she practices deepthroating on her dog
Send it to the cops.

Australian women have a hyper-inflated sense of self worth, quite possibly the most inflated in the entire world. Every single one of them unironically think they're a 10/10 despite 99% of them not even coming close
>nanny state governments
>censorship laws
>marriage/dating inequality
>DEI/feminist bullshit turned up to 11 (we have fucking Victoria to thank for that)
>gender imbalance (there's easily like 3 blokes for every 1 chick)
>popular tourist spots (gold coast etc) so all the studs from Europe/U.S come and aussie sluts get to have their pick
They need a serious fucking reality check. They're also known for openly seething when they see a white guy with an asian chick and aren't afraid to publicly flip out about it

>>213574238

At least your dad is tech literate (more or less, but likely more).

My dad's search process is as follows:
> open browser to load his homepage which is a (local, country-specific) website that he has had as his homepage for years/decades
> there is a built-in search bar courtesy of the search engine, right there on the page
> in this search bar, he types "search engine name" and presses "search"
> first link is this search engine
> he clicks it
> the search engine's website loads
> he types there "WebsiteThatHeNeeds.com official web page" (sic) and presses "search"
> clicks on topmost result regardless of what's there, even if it's some exceptionally obvious SEO scam shit

And he's only 64.

Motherfucker you've been using computers - AND internet - since the late 90s. I remember you having a computer at your office job when I was a little kid. You've been visiting websites (not often, yes, but still) since like 97 or 98. How could you forget the concept of the address bar. How could you actively DEvolve as an end user. He doesn't have signs of dementia or assorted other retardation in daily life btw. He's just so absurdly inept at everything computer-related despite using a computer in this or that capacity for almost 30 years now. He never learned the concept of tabs in a browser, for example. They've existed in mainstream browsers for, what, 20 years by now?

>>213574469
My dad is the same with his phone. He has the font size set on the largest setting, so he can hardly see anything on the screen because words take up so much space. He struggles with everything and always needs me to help. But I don't blame him, a lot of websites and apps have incredibly shit UI or UX or whatever it's called.

>>213574354
Dogs > women

>>213574383
>>Get endless harassment and death threats
>I actually felt bad for her when that whole thing was happening.

I know that this is barely related, but:

> mainstream trance music scene (which at this end of mainstream is essentially EDM pop with vocals etc)
> circa 2010
> a large label releases a track by a female producer that is trance but also with some dubstep influences
> she was jumping on the dubstep train around that time anyway
> this label is also a large-scale event organizer and they were doing their annual festival thing
> oh guys you know what, we have like 6 female producers / musicians / DJs in the whole genre, wouldn't it be cool if we had a dedicated Female Stage at our festival? it would be so cool and feminist! let's call it... Pink stage! Because women love pink, right?
> one of the female producers and DJs that they thought of was this specific girl
> "ummm guys you do know that I make and play dubstep now, right? and you have a trance event"
> "no worries, we're very open-minded, we like all kinds of trance!"
> "I said I play dubstep"
> "yeah yeah yeah, whatever, you're invited to express yourself as an artist on our festival"
> festival happens
> the girl plays a set that is entirely dubstep
> everyone is shocked and angry
> retarded organizers are caught off guard by this too
> death threats and online harrassment out the ass

>>213574395
No, fuck the cops

>>213569838 (OP)
WOT IF DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY HAD A MIND OF IT'S OWN

>>213574469

In my line of work I have to deal with affluent corpo types. You'd be shocked to find out that most of them (in the 40-60 year range) don't know what a file or a folder are on a computer. They don't know what a usb stick is or how to use one. They don't know how to "copy a file" at all.

I have no clue how these guys do their jobs at all. I mean they must've been using PCs at their jobs most of their lives? How do they use one if they don't know about any of that?

>>213574459
>gender imbalance (there's easily like 3 blokes for every 1 chick)
That's only true if you're in a dead town, in general there are actually 51:49 women:men.

>>213574082
>I was sexting a single mum
>I want to leave this country so fucking much
You can stay.

>>213574618
>woman's a total fucking degenerate and is telling you she did something illegal
>doesn't tell the cops

>>213574704
No wonder they're saying how shit it is over there.

>>213574673
certainly doesn't fucking feel like it with the amount of pajeets i see roaming around

>>213574704
Take that shit somewhere else faggot, this is Australia. The only thing we're united on is that we fucking hate the police.

>>213574738
Because someone wants to dob a cunt in for bestiality? Fuck her, why would I defend someone who sucks off a dog? I'm not Canadian.

>>213570605
A DINGO ROIPED ME BAYBEE

>>213574672

My father does know what files and folders are (thankfully). Probably because it's such a core part of interacting with files, in an office job (he handles various sales at an extremely boomer B2B place), that it's an everyday thing and it's probably "impossible" to forget the concept.

But his problem is that he doesn't learn anything new - I fucking tried to teach him - and he doesn't appear to "think" even one bit when doing something. "Dad, how do you not see that this first link that you're clicking is not the government website that you want, but is instead some shitty ass lawyer's website that maliciously got into the first spot by using the right words? Does this not seem strange to you at all? No red flags? Why are you just clicking there?" And his response is some flabberghasted version of "What, I'm supposed to READ THAT? What am I, some kind of a computer programmer who understands this?"

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>>213574745
Actually I'm wrong about the reasoning, dead towns have a higher ratio of women.

2023 data
https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/people/population/regional-population-age-and-sex/latest-release

The areas with the lowest sex ratios, generally with older age profiles and reflecting the longer life expectancy of females, were:
>Woollahra (80.9 males per 100 females) in Sydney’s east, and Castle Hill - East (82.7) in Sydney’s north-west
>Robina - West (82.2 males per 100 females) on Queensland’s Gold Coast
>Mornington - West (82.4 males per 100 females) in Melbourne’s south
The areas with the highest sex ratios were:
>Wacol (278.1 males per 100 females) in Brisbane’s south-west and Chidlow (247.5) in Perth’s north-east, which both contained male correctional centres
>East Pilbara (274.2 males per 100 females), an area with significant mining activity in Western Australia’s outback
>Duntroon (227.0 males per 100 females) in the Australian Capital Territory, which contained the Royal Military College

Basically, stay away from the mines, the outback, prisons, and glownigger training camps.

>>213569838 (OP)
This used to be a green and prosperous land. But now a billion pajeets have swarmed in and turned everything to shit.

>>213574753
So punish her for being a whore with a visit from the police.
I'm not sure why you're defending a single mother who admitted to you that she regularly sucked off a dog.

>>213572851
ThighChads, we are here reunited once again, to be reminded of the inferiority of titfaggots, and asschimps. Let it be known.

>>213574864
It hasn't been green since abbos burned down forests to hunt.

>>213574864
>This used to be a green and prosperous land
>nation is 99% scorching desert

>>213574839

Also, I don't even know how to fucking begin breaching the concept of generative AI content to my boomer parents (mother is more or less the same way, even if with some differences). They are so extremely behind on everything tech that they genuinely need like a whole year's studying course, university-style, to get them up to speed to the current state of things and to make them modern-day surface-level normies to begin with. But good luck convincing 60+ year old people that they need to shut the fuck up and learn from someone.

Perhaps the worst part is that they naturally heard some random bits and pieces about stuff, from their similar coworkers and other shitty sources like this, and then they misapply what they heard in a way that's hilarious but also sad and concerning.

Last time I was visiting, I was showing to my mother - on my phone - a funny video of a cat sneezing many times in a row. Dad walks by and says, smugly: "You are so gullible, don't you know that someone probably looped that video and that's why the cat sneezes several times? I heard that there can be edited fake videos like this!" ... Oookay, that's valuable advice coming from someone who sees the laziest AI shit everywhere by now every day, including on TV, and has no clue and doesn't believe me about it because he has never heard of it being a thing.

>>213570605
I too was raped

>>213574864
I got on the train last month. Was coming home around 4 pm. Then a bunch of high schoolers got on. All of them were afghan. Every single one. Me and a construction worker were the only Australians on the train. Everyone else afghan, indian or black.
I HATE IT HERE

>>213574911
The post you're replying to wasn't me but I also hate cops. I'm not defending her I'm just not getting involved. Her kid doesn't deserve to have his life ruined over his mum being a filthy whore.

>>213574565
kek

>>213575046
I hate cops too, doesn't mean don't wish them upon people I don't like.

>>213574839
>t. computer genius

WHO LAFFED!! WHO BLOODY LAFFED!!!!

>>213574383
>I actually felt bad for her
You shouldn’t. She and her husband are some big players in Aussie breakdancing scene (believe it or not) and they rigged the national selection process for the olympics so she would get the spot. Just combination of ego and delusion.

>>213570369
Australia has
> dumb money
> dumb economy
> dumb success
This has resulted in
> dumb families with dumb investments
> dumb bitches from those dumb families who think their shit don't stink

>>213574966
>picture
Do you know what Mediterranean means? Not just the existing Mediterranean in the northern hemisphere, but the word itself?

>>213574618
are you suggesting they'll send the k9s after her?

>>213569838 (OP)
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>>213571171
>"I find it very hard to believe the injuries that were caused was from my doing."
Zero accountability

>>213574634
WOT IF GOOGLE SEARCHED FOR YER DAD

MENTAL INNIT?

>>213569838 (OP)
I see she started a Twitch. Hopefully she starts an OF and post her vintage young tomboy nudes.

>>213569904
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>>213569970

I finally get who she reminds me of. That fag Moriarty from the nu-Sherlock show.