Thread 213570291 - /tv/

Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:05:14 AM No.213570291
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>at least 200 years since the Earth flooded, probably more
>the smokers somehow have functioning jetskies and enough 1900s guns that work and have enough ammo they don't give a shit about wasting it
>somehow humans survived for 200 years without a good way to obtain fresh water
is the 3 hour Ulysses cut actually any better?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:06:51 AM No.213570329
>>213570291 (OP)
Watch your tone, /tv/ is a WaterWorld board.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:09:00 AM No.213570378
>>213570291 (OP)
the movie seems to imply they are still able to refine crude oil. In reality, most things would have to be converted over to propane as it is unlimited in its storage capability once condensed into a liquid. Gunpowder is carbon, saltpeter and sulfer. Most of that can be derived though human waste. The only tricky one without land is saltpeter.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:11:17 AM No.213570428
>>213570329
most of the action scenes make mad max look realistic based on the weird shit they have
>>213570378
>. Gunpowder is carbon, saltpeter and sulfer. Most of that can be derived though human waste. The only tricky one without land is saltpeter.
yes, you can make gunpowder from carbon, nitre in sulfur, but they aren't using gun powder in the film, they were using modern smokeless powder guns which use smokeless powder, not gun powder.
Also fueling the jet skies isn't my issue, my issue how the fuck do those things physically work 200+ years later when they are plastic shit
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:13:09 AM No.213570464
>>213570428
look at cuba... they kept 37 chevys running dispite having no parts whatsoever due to the embargo. Necessity is the mother of invention and whatnot.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:14:23 AM No.213570482
>>213570464
sorry, a fleet of 57 chevys.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:17:44 AM No.213570554
>>213570482
why would they have 57 chevys when its a waterworld? do they drive on water?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:19:07 AM No.213570590
>>213570554
I said for a real world example, look at cuba. They were under embargo for decades but kept their machines working.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:20:26 AM No.213570618
>>213570464
>>213570482
also I'd assume all the tobacco would have gone rancid
also somehow the guys on the Valdez know what rivers, trees and dams are even though the lore says that the film is happening multiple hundreds of years after the flood.
>>213570590
>57 chevies is the same as jet skies 200+ years from now
also are you one of those fags who thinks cuba is great and they can all read and that it's the evil west for not trading with them?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:20:50 AM No.213570630
>>213570378
Dey shoot de poo poo?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:22:41 AM No.213570674
>>213570618
Are you being purposely obtuse or do you just tism for no reason
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:24:00 AM No.213570697
>>213570428
what's unrealistic about mad max? You know it was all filmed on real vehicles right?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:25:17 AM No.213570730
>>213570618
you do not like my answers but they can be applied to explain things. Tobacco does not "go rancid".
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:28:46 AM No.213570794
It's a movie, anon. If every single bit of ice on earth melted, the sea level would only rise around 250 feet.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:29:38 AM No.213570814
>>213570291 (OP)
you just pulling some 200 year idea out of your ass huh?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:34:46 AM No.213570918
>>213570674
>>213570814
both the old guy in the beginning and the decon say the earth has been flooded for "hundreds and hundreds of years"
and none of the characters know they are sitting above the ruins of earth. you think a modern machine gun uses black powder instead of modern smokeless powders, and they are absolutely shooting smokeless because there aren't large plumes of smoke and there is no way you wouldn't rust a machine gun to inoperability shooting black powder on the ocean
>>213570730
>tobacco, a plant, can survive over 200 years with no mold
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:37:35 AM No.213570977
>>213570291 (OP)
>somehow humans survived for 200 years without a good way to obtain fresh water
what is rain for $500
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:38:48 AM No.213571001
>>213570918
it is dried and curred leaves. Sealed in packs... you are just a dick.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:39:59 AM No.213571031
>>213570977
they don't show anyone collecting rain the entire film. hell it never rains in the film
>>213571001
ok, go smoke 100+ year old cigarettes for me
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:40:13 AM No.213571037
>>213570291 (OP)
You know your disbelief? Well check this, you gotta suspend it. I donโ€™t enjoy this movie, but if these are your problems with it then youโ€™re thinking too hard. Unless youโ€™re really into waterworld, then I think it would be acceptable to pose these questions.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:45:07 AM No.213571134
>>213571031
you can watch steve mre do it on his youtube channel. I do not have access to 100 yearold smokes, but I would smoke one if I did.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:46:40 AM No.213571174
>>213571037
he is a stupid prick that thought he had a good argument, and is pissed it was picked appart instantly. He asked questions in bad faith.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:48:00 AM No.213571196
>>213570794
No, when that water all melts the drastically increased weight will compress the land, causing it to sink. The sinking land with push out the groundwater. The groundwater will add to the rising sea level. The Sea level will rise and continue to compress more land, releasing more groundwater, rasing the sea level more, and so on.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:51:12 AM No.213571258
>>213571174
you are a fucking yuro retard, you don't even know how guns work or that smokeless and black powder aren't the same thing
>>213571134
steve got sick from one of those old cigs once and has been worried about them going bad in the past
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:53:48 AM No.213571312
>>213571258
post the link because I have watched them all and he has never complained about the smokes. I am also born and raised in America, and I answered your dumb fucking hangups about this movie. It is not a godamn documentary your pedantic fuckwit.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:57:00 AM No.213571365
>fresh water

It is not that hard if they have access to salt water and some simple equipment

The issue is just having enough water to grow foods. And they don't have enough soil either.

And this isn't like pole region where you can get other nutrients from animals
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:57:18 AM No.213571370
>>213571196
This is the most retarded thing I've read these evening and I've been browsing /pol/.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:57:19 AM No.213571371
>>213571312
you aren't American you no gunz fucking retard. they are clearly shooting modern smokeless ammo with primers, that shit would rust out if it was black powder. you are clearly a pseudo intellectual no gunz tranny zoomzoom zoomer
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:58:21 AM No.213571394
>>213571365
they spend a lot of the film freaking out about no fresh water
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:58:22 AM No.213571396
>>213571365
he is shown to filter (desalinate) his own piss so they can do the same with seawater. You can simply distill it to remove the salt as well.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:59:46 AM No.213571427
Am I the only person who loves this fun movie?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:00:01 AM No.213571434
>>213571371
you are a guessing angry retard that asks bad questions and loses his shit when it is pointed out to you that you are stupid. Stupid. Born in Oregon. Fuck you, your whore mother, and the horse that rode in on your whore mother.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:01:33 AM No.213571468
>>213571434
you've never touched a gun and you've never been to the US in your life, you wear women's dresses, your uncle molested you and you are a retard. literally you arguments come from a place of being a retard who think's he is smart
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:01:55 AM No.213571473
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Reminder: everything didn't look like the conditions in the movie the entire time. The characters say there used to be Atolls all over, as far as the eye could see, lining the horizon. There used to be ships sailing around and they'd trade with each other. The smokers started raiding and destroying them all. The smokers religion is "never-ending, everlasting growth". It's why they despise the people on the Atolls that only have a certain amount of slots of residents and have to wait for deaths before having a new birth.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:02:56 AM No.213571488
>>213571468
You fucked a baby, and its first word was "meh". You sexually failed to impress a baby. Also, you were born in a lab funded by your two black dads.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:04:07 AM No.213571513
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>>213571427
I like it. It's Mad Max on the water.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:07:02 AM No.213571568
>>213570697
fury road is the only one that's kind of weird because they have ammo for days with the
>muh bullet farmer
after it was a pretty big plot point in the OT films that as the films went on there was no gas or ammo and max was using less advanced shit in the 2nd and 3rd film
>>213571488
you suck dicks and have never been to the US
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:07:13 AM No.213571570
Why did this movie bomb? It's pretty fun, maybe a ltittle long.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:08:25 AM No.213571592
>>213571568
Currently in Wisconsin. You are a dipshit dollar store professor X
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:08:55 AM No.213571601
>>213571570
It didn't bomb. It went overbudget because a hurricane destroyed the set and it had to be rebuilt
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:09:41 AM No.213571614
>>213571601
it bombed.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:11:08 AM No.213571637
>>213571473
it's still weird when all the guns should be out of ammo and rusted to shit. like the plane and car are way more shitted up than the jet skis
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:11:37 AM No.213571644
>>213571601
it was an absolute bomb on release and took years to break even, much less make a profit.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:12:37 AM No.213571666
How did the old guy in the oil survive for so long?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:13:13 AM No.213571675
>>213571666
checked. Deacon spit is very nutritious
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:13:31 AM No.213571682
>>213571666
he was italian.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:13:52 AM No.213571688
>>213571592
you've never been to the US in your life. you think autoloading rifles and handguns use black powder.
>>213571570
the issue was they spent more money on it than any other film ever made beforehand, it made likes 6.5 times as much as mad max 2
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:14:56 AM No.213571710
>>213571370
Filtered by groundwater displacement
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:15:28 AM No.213571717
>>213571614
>>213571644
it made more money than the first 3 mad max films combined at the box office
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:16:15 AM No.213571733
>>213571688
I do not give a shit about guns as I am not a short asshole looking for a replacement for my spine and balls. You fuck babies and have to black dads.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:17:21 AM No.213571749
>>213571717
and cost fifty times as much and took forever to break even. It was a bomb on release. You are an idiot.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:17:56 AM No.213571763
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>>213570291 (OP)
>>the smokers somehow have functioning jetskies and enough 1900s guns that work and have
I have loads of guns that are 200 years old that work OP. Pic related
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:18:19 AM No.213571769
>>213571733
>anti gun
yeah you aren't American, you got molested by your uncle and you aren't allowed within 500 feet of a school since you are a registered pedophile
>>213571749
he's acting like no one saw it. people saw it, it was just too expensive to make
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:19:08 AM No.213571784
>>213570291 (OP)
Conceptually this movie is such a braindead miss that I am surprised they haven't tried to erase it from existence. The gorgeous Jeanne Tripplehorn is the only reason to watch it.

Irredeemable trash/10
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:19:09 AM No.213571785
>>213571769
I am not aginst guns, but do not need one to feel strong enough to speak my mind like you, you ficking tiny coward.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:20:10 AM No.213571806
>>213571733
>I do not give a shit about guns as I am not a short asshole looking for a replacement for my spine and balls.
Good luck with that when you are 70 and trinng to have a wrestle with people hafe your age retard. You don't have a spine, or balls you don't even have a brain.

"God made some men tall and some men short. Sam Colt made all men equal."
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:21:40 AM No.213571840
>>213571763
that's a black powder single shot, you felon. in the film, other than the one shotgun, most of the guns they use are semi auto handguns or machine guns. those need smokeless powder and modern rounds or the guns would rust up and cease working. that's why there were no notable semi auto rifles or handguns or machineguns or even semi auto shotguns until the frogs made smokeless powder in the mid 1880s. hell, even the first .22 rimfire semi auto rifles had to use a weird proprietary round to stop people from loading black powder rounds into the gun and rusting it up
>>213571785
you are anti gun and you have a microcock and you are anti gun because you can't own guns as a felon pedophile and you've never been to the US.
also way to admit you are a fucking retard speaking from ignorance on guns. faggot
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:21:52 AM No.213571842
>>213571806
hehehe ... fucking midget.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:21:58 AM No.213571847
>>213571365
They can grow edible seaweed. It's also shown in the movie that some humans have already evolved gills. That implies that there are land plants evolved to grow in saltwater.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:22:55 AM No.213571871
>>213571785>>213571769

I'm not American and thinnk he's a retarded cunt. All freedom is based on the ability to resist slavers. You don't do that by flashing your balls and asking for a wrestle. He's peak urban first work thinking. They think they can turn into women too.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:23:05 AM No.213571877
>>213571840
"I need a gun cause my mouth is bigger than my dick and I got arms like a muppet"
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:23:35 AM No.213571889
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:24:28 AM No.213571901
>>213571871
You are not american and do not matter. What you think is not important.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:25:07 AM No.213571911
>>213571889
>There will be no apple eating!
At the end lol I love that scene
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:28:40 AM No.213571972
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:30:23 AM No.213572007
>>213571889
Did he deserve to die?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:31:30 AM No.213572029
>>213571877
you got no dick, you are a gay retard and not American
>>213571871
good post
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:32:13 AM No.213572038
>>213571371
calm down burgershart your clogged arteries can't take the strain
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:33:09 AM No.213572053
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Enola's all grown up
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:34:39 AM No.213572075
>>213572038
don't have a heat stroke, 175,000 of you yuros die each year due to being too poor to afford AC
>>213572053
yeah she was in napoleon dynamite
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:34:51 AM No.213572077
>>213572029
you are from a gay bar in poland, stand 3' 3", and learned to read and write english reading one of your dad's playgirl back issues. Your hobbies are guns, fucking yourself with guns, and pretending you are a gun, and knitting.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:35:36 AM No.213572091
>>213572075
thats almost half the number of americans shot to death each year by their gods (black people)
that's a LOT
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:35:40 AM No.213572094
>>213572077
you hobbies are watching illegal pornography and wearing women's clothing
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:35:43 AM No.213572096
>>213571840
>that's a black powder single shot, you felon. in the film, other than the one shotgun, most of the guns they use are semi auto handguns or machine guns. those need smokeless powder and modern rounds or the guns would rust up and cease working.
That's untrue actually, there are a numner of black powder designs such as the gatling gun and any smokeless cartridge can be loaded to capacity and fired with blackpowder. True the gun may cease up with fouling but the point stands meanwhile , revolvers, side by side shotguns and bolt action rifles all continue to function. Neither did rust destoy that Gub which is over 220 years old and will work just fine. YOU don;t know much about guns and are out of your depth, loads of brass cartridge guns loaded with black powder existed before smokeless powder arrived in 1886, neither is formulating smokeless powder from celulose and nitric acid an impossible task to a reasonably dedicated and large organisation with all the required informaton at their fingertips. Neither is casting bullets or making primers, all that has been discovered can be made again, that includes using lathes to create brass cartridges.

Some fantasictical neo apocalypse happeed now, people would have guns in 200 years anon, they are not that hard to make or munitions. Once something is invented its very hard to uninvent. I prefer to collect old ones it's one of my interests and I can hit a 12 inch plate at 1000M.

All that to one side, films like waterworld or any post apocalyse film, zombie film, supernatural film, fantasy film, sci fi film etc etc demands a suspension of disbelief but on the point
could a group of several hundred manufacture munitions, mainntain guns, refinnes fuels, smelt metals, etc. yeah sure given the range of resources. Its not actually some arcane lore unless you are some completey talenless branlet.

I did not thik waterworld was a great move when it came out though. Dances with wolves are brilliant though.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:36:47 AM No.213572117
>>213571901
> What you think is not important.
My gun disagrees jeet.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:37:54 AM No.213572134
>>213572077
>our hobbies are guns, fucking yourself with guns, and pretending you are a gun, and knitting.
nta but sounds pretty based
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:37:56 AM No.213572135
>>213572117
you are not american. Unless your gun is, it sucks just as much as you do you left behind hut person.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:40:04 AM No.213572177
>>213572135
Whyb are you talkinng abiut Americans jeet? We can tell what you are even in ascii.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:41:42 AM No.213572210
>>213572177
Cunt, I do not use auto correct and spell check like you weak ass slow children. I am on a UNIX device I built myself out of a smart tv. It is a 65" touch screen table and cooler than you are.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:44:58 AM No.213572277
>>213572096
>That's untrue actually,
you don't know what you are talking about
> there are a numner of black powder designs such as the gatling gun
name a second and a gatling gun isn't full auto, it's manual action with a crank
>and any smokeless cartridge can be loaded to capacity and fired with blackpowder.
which wouldn't have enough power to run the action and would rust the shit out of the gun over 200 years, especially with the salt water it would render it nonfunctional. go look up the earliest semi and full autos, they all show up after 1886 when the frogs made smokeless powder.
>True the gun may cease up with fouling but the point stands meanwhile , revolvers, side by side shotguns and bolt action rifles all continue to function.
they don't use those in the film, they use machine guns, AKs, and semi auto handguns
>YOU don;t know much about guns and are out of your depth, l
you are a fucking retard. winchester had to make a new .22 in 1903 because the black powder .22 wouldn't work with their semi auto rifle. you aren't American and you don't know what you are talking about
>, loads of brass cartridge guns loaded with black powder existed before smokeless powder arrived in 1886,
those were single shot or manual action, not AKs like they have in the film. machine guns don't show up until after 1886, retard
> neither is formulating smokeless powder from celulose and nitric acid an impossible task to a reasonably dedicated and large organisation with all the required informaton at their fingertips. Neither is casting bullets or making primers, all that has been discovered can be made again, that includes using lathes to create brass cartridges.
where are they getting the martials for all that shit on the Valdez?
> its very hard to uninvent. I prefer to collect old ones it's one of my interests and I can hit a 12 inch plate at 1000M.
you live in some retard no gunz country and you are talking out of your ass if you think an AK can function with black powder
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:45:40 AM No.213572290
>>213571637
no, youre severely autistic
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:46:08 AM No.213572309
>>213570918
>both the old guy in the beginning and the decon say the earth has been flooded for "hundreds and hundreds of years"
No they don't.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:46:54 AM No.213572328
>>213572210
sure thing there, midwit retard
>no you could totally use black powder to power AKs for 200 years out on the ocean and they would function (they wouldn't, pb doesn't have the energy) and they wouldn't rust to shit (they would
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:47:19 AM No.213572337
>>213572309
He is a retard. There are living people in the film that have memories of dry land.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:48:20 AM No.213572349
>>213572328
I never said that... I am the one that said it is a movie and not a godamn documentary.
Replies: >>213572379
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:49:33 AM No.213572363
>>213572309
>>213572337
I'm literally watching it now. both of them say that you gay retard.
https://www.scripts.com/script/waterworld_23124
there's literally a plot point where no one believes helen that there is dirt under the water
>>213572290
pointing out that mad max has a realistic change in tech over the series vs waterworld which is full of shit is autism
Replies: >>213572423
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:50:35 AM No.213572379
>>213572349
they could have used firearms and boats that made more sense, retard. like how max doesn't have any shotshells in road warrior or thunder dome
Replies: >>213572409
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:50:44 AM No.213572386
>>213571258
>steve got sick from one of those old cigs
Way more likely that he got sick from the 100 year old food that the ciggies were packed with and you know it
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:51:56 AM No.213572409
>>213572379
and if your aunt had nuts she would be your uncle. Thats not what they did. You are not smart for seeing through their movie trickery. You are dumb for thinking it matters to anyone other than you, you tiny piece of shit.
Replies: >>213572485
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:52:49 AM No.213572423
>>213572363
You're simply inventing statements that don't exist.
Replies: >>213572443 >>213572485
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:53:48 AM No.213572443
>>213572423
he is from water on the brain world.
Replies: >>213572485
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:55:49 AM No.213572485
>>213572409
it's a plothole, you fucking retarded cocksucker
>>213572423
>>213572443
open up the script and CTRL F "hundred"
they literally say it in the film you are a gay retard
Replies: >>213572518
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:57:07 AM No.213572515
>>213571513
I never get this part

So the submarine continues to function to a point hence it got to the level of the sunken city as the world got flooded?
Replies: >>213572574 >>213585425
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:57:13 AM No.213572518
>>213572485
then them saying that is just another "plothole" you retarded asshole tounge fucker.
Replies: >>213572574
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:59:43 AM No.213572574
>>213572515
could have just drifted. idk waterworld takes place way, way after anyone who would have been alive during the flooding
>>213572518
what do you think this thread is about, retard?
Replies: >>213572678
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:04:17 AM No.213572678
>>213572574
making fun of you for being so wrong and so into waterworld.
Replies: >>213572814
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:07:13 AM No.213572728
>>213570378
The big problem, as we see in TWD, is manufacturing and mounting the primers.

>>213571840
You're telling me these things are going to insta-rust immediately into unusability? Do they not have cleaning kits? While not as high a rate of fire, gatling guns managed nicely with black powder rounds, though not as commonly on water.
Replies: >>213572814 >>213572816
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:07:23 AM No.213572732
Reminder that the trimaran was functional and an engineering marvel.
A normal trimaran requires 4-5 crew members but the mechanical "automation" of the movie boat enabled Costner to pilot the boat by himself during filming.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:11:14 AM No.213572814
>>213572678
nah, you are a gay retard and you were proven to be a gay retard and not American
>>213572728
>You're telling me these things are going to insta-rust immediately into unusability?
it's at least 200 years into the future and they are surrounded by salt water. they would have to break down and thoroughly clean the guns, constantly. and the impulse from the black powder wouldn't be enough to cycle the action since black powder is so weak compared to smokeless
> While not as high a rate of fire, gatling guns managed nicely with black powder rounds, though not as commonly on water.
gatling guns aren't machine guns. they require a hand crank to use, so they are manual action. machineguns use the power of the spent round to power the loading of the next round
Replies: >>213572849 >>213573293
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:11:16 AM No.213572816
>>213572728
I do not know man... the population is greatly reduced and there is a lot of ammo sitting around in shelters and gun safes and whatnot. In waterworld, they have been scavenging what remains and a lot of the last surviving shit would be military ships and whatnot, but it is a very poorly concieved and written film. Fun, but as dumb as the OP
Replies: >>213573293
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:12:48 AM No.213572849
>>213572814
just because you have fantasies about me, that will never make me gay. Sorry to break your heart. I am American, and you are very short.
Replies: >>213572998
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:16:13 AM No.213572928
>>213570291 (OP)
>I will nitpick this work of fiction but not the man with the fish gills behind his ears
Replies: >>213572998
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:16:19 AM No.213572930
>>213570618
>also somehow the guys on the Valdez know what rivers, trees and dams are even though the lore says that the film is happening multiple hundreds of years after the flood.

Gregor had some old Nat Geo's laying around, in fact it's a plot point, so it's not a stretch they had some reading material of their own. And there's such a thing as oral tradition. The smokers still knew who captain hazelwood was and about his infamy.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:18:56 AM No.213572998
>>213572849
you are gay, nonAmerican, short and your uncle molested you
>>213572928
that's not a plothole
Replies: >>213573044
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:21:11 AM No.213573044
>>213572998
You are bad at guessing, have a pair of panties on right now, admitted you are short and need a gun to feel potent, and are ocd about the stupidest shit. The difference bettween you and I is at least a full foot, and I am right where you are wrong.
Replies: >>213573129
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:24:55 AM No.213573129
>>213573044
you are afraid of guns because you have a microcock, the anti gunners did a study about gun size vs penis size and the results were gun owners have big dicks and anti gunners like you have micrococks. your microcock, along with your uncle molesting you, turned you gay and you are also retarded due to being gay
Replies: >>213573160
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:26:32 AM No.213573160
>>213573129
you feel free to lie about whatever you like. Your transitioning doctor called me and asked me to go easy on you .Keep on readhing for that rainbow.
Replies: >>213573289
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:31:40 AM No.213573289
Screenshot 2025-08-10 233112
Screenshot 2025-08-10 233112
md5: 149e1c5135eed84c80c3ed1f6663405d๐Ÿ”
>>213573160
keep crying, microcock tranny
Replies: >>213573348
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:31:45 AM No.213573293
>>213572814
So how much of a problem is it to manufacture smokeless then?
And like >>213572816 says, they've stockpiled enough cigs to last all this time. it's conceivable they've actually got ammo to waste.
Replies: >>213573350
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:33:48 AM No.213573348
>>213573289
you are in panties right now. Stop asking about my dick. I am not interested in guys, and if I was I am pretty enough for tall one.
Replies: >>213573370
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:33:56 AM No.213573350
>>213573293
they would need a number of minerals and metals that would require mining and smelting and refining if they wanted to make AK ammo and obviously they don't have any mining capabilities. Like mad max addresses this with max literally having no ammo in 2 and 3
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:34:56 AM No.213573370
>>213573348
you wear your mom's clothes because your uncle molested you and you have a microcock and you've never been to the US
Replies: >>213573540
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:40:55 AM No.213573540
>>213573370
You have a tattoo written upside down on your shoulders which reads "DO NOT PULL MY EARS. I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING" You are also not allowed to own dogs because of your sexual history. When you move you have to inform all your neighbors.
Replies: >>213573759
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:41:10 AM No.213573547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_FHq_9O4q4
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:49:06 AM No.213573759
>>213573540
you got molested by your uncle because he is into fat kids and you have every form of hiv known to man and you're ugly
Replies: >>213573922
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:55:17 AM No.213573922
>>213573759
when your two gay black dads created you in that lab in poland, they ran out of money when it was time to give you a dick, so they just doubled up on your assholes. Now them and their likewise gay brothers quadrupal up on your two assholes. To sum up, you are very short, have no dick, two assholes, two gay dads, and were born in Poland.
Replies: >>213574013
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:56:08 AM No.213573948
1687466131360527
1687466131360527
md5: 41b92e88a9f1545fe86f95f6d1d4a84b๐Ÿ”
>>213570291 (OP)
I'm more confused about where all those cigarettes came from. The smokers were chain smoking constantly even though paper and dirt (for growing tobacco) were scarce. Where did they get the cigarettes?
Replies: >>213573969
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:57:10 AM No.213573969
>>213573948
he takes them out of a sealed pack. At some point they must have found a cargo ship full of smokes.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:58:13 AM No.213573993
>>213570291 (OP)
What do you actually get out of pointing inconsistencies in movies? Why not just try and have a good time?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:59:02 AM No.213574013
>>213573922
didn't read. you are so gay you illegally voted democrat and you are a justin beiber fan and you play overwatch and you are barred from schools and playgrounds
Replies: >>213574046
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:00:30 AM No.213574046
>>213574013
you are so gay your baby planket in poland was part of the aids quilt. You did not read because you were crying as you just head a Cher song on your transparent prison radio.
Replies: >>213574099
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:03:12 AM No.213574099
>>213574046
Idk why you are bringing up poland, I'm American, you gay retard. you are so gay and retarded you think the black guy from ironman 1 is good at math and has a big dick
Replies: >>213574159
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:03:36 AM No.213574107
this movie was absolutely fucking retared, you gotta be super autistic to try to poke holes in it. faggot niggers
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:05:42 AM No.213574159
>>213574099
You are so gay your Native American name is Dances with Guys. You are in prison because you were caught robbing a sperm bank because you left fingerprints on all the cocks.
Replies: >>213574378
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:06:36 AM No.213574188
>>213572053
Beautiful girl
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:14:26 AM No.213574378
>>213574159
you are so gay you got a staring role on in an oscar bait film about a gay indian child who sells crack and has aids
Replies: >>213574471
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:18:00 AM No.213574471
>>213574378
You are very popular in prison because you were born with no dick and two assholes... but also because you are small enough to move freely between the bars. Not even your dads visit you though.
Replies: >>213574650
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:18:38 AM No.213574487
>>213570291 (OP)
kevin costner is a terrible actor (waterworld) and terrible director (robin hood)
Replies: >>213574635
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:24:25 AM No.213574616
>>213572007
yes
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:25:26 AM No.213574635
>>213574487
shut up faggot, Waterworld is KINO
Replies: >>213574950
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:26:01 AM No.213574650
>>213574471
you are so gay, you enjoyed both fantastic four reboots
Replies: >>213574699
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:28:11 AM No.213574699
>>213574650
you are so gay your catch phrase is "its slobberin time!"
Replies: >>213574767
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:29:32 AM No.213574726
>>213570291 (OP)
>is the 3 hour Ulysses cut actually any better?
It has a really great ending at least. I dunno how much better it is; I haven't seen the theatrical cut.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:31:25 AM No.213574767
>>213574699
you are so gay you watch AEW and have a hangtranny paige shirt
Replies: >>213574807
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:32:48 AM No.213574807
>>213574767
you are so gay you know about wrestling, also , yur two gay black dads programed yout two assholes to self lubricate with jelly and syrup .
Replies: >>213574822
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:33:33 AM No.213574822
>>213574807
you are so gay you kneeled during the national anthem and you watch colbet's show and current year man's show
Replies: >>213574906
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:36:52 AM No.213574906
>>213574822
You are so gay you know what those things are, and you also know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a pride parade.
Replies: >>213575133 >>213587774
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:38:39 AM No.213574950
>>213574635
T. Kevin
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:40:26 AM No.213574982
>>213570291 (OP)
mods if you let this nigga besmirch water world for one more moment I swear to god. either pin this thread for us to have a watch along or ban this hothead
Replies: >>213575133
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:47:03 AM No.213575133
>>213574906
you are so gay, you played and enjoyed concord and dragon age
>>213574982
shalom
Replies: >>213575181 >>213575344 >>213575526
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:47:08 AM No.213575134
>>213570918
ahh yes the just making shit up argument against waterworld. Mods clean up my fucking board and make a waterworld is the only movie worth watching thread NOW!
Replies: >>213575497
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:49:01 AM No.213575181
>>213575133
You are so gay if you shit in a womans pussy she would have twins.
Replies: >>213575497 >>213587468
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:56:33 AM No.213575344
>>213575133
You are also so gay you had a rib removed hoping somehow this would enable you to blow the kid from the wonder years.
Replies: >>213575497
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:04:02 AM No.213575497
>>213575134
what is this schizo shit
>>213575181
>>213575344
you are so gay, you hate guns
Replies: >>213575554 >>213575610
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:05:11 AM No.213575526
>>213575133
You are so super gay you have a cape hanging out of one of your assholes with a picture of two guys fucking on it.
Replies: >>213575995
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:06:34 AM No.213575554
>>213575497
you are so gay you only like guns because of the word load.
Replies: >>213575995
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:09:36 AM No.213575610
>>213575497
You are so gay that when god was passing out brains you offered him a handjob.
Replies: >>213575995
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:28:17 AM No.213575995
>>213575526
>>213575554
>>213575610
you are so gay, you are now samefagging because you got btfo'd in a fucking waterworld thread
Replies: >>213581049
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:45:31 AM No.213576353
1725449059602716
1725449059602716
md5: f687c971ffb46c0463c73379c1efa638๐Ÿ”
>>213570378
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:48:42 AM No.213576421
This thread is gay.
They found a full oil tanker.
Even jetski engines are made of steel.
Water falls from the sky, it's just hard to store enough for droughts.
They found containers full of sealed cigarettes.
Replies: >>213576432
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:49:12 AM No.213576432
>>213576421
RUST
Replies: >>213576668
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:01:47 AM No.213576668
>>213576432
Needs moisture. A container full of jetskis and cigarettes may be surrounded by multiple layers of steel like a ship's hull that need to rust away before moisture reaches the container and at that point the container is in the sea, floating where mad max dudes can scavenge it.
The tanker must have been on land in dry conditions, maybe stranded. Recently the sea somehow reached it and it started floating again.
Replies: >>213576930 >>213582201
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:06:07 AM No.213576741
>>213570428
plastic doesn't degrade dipshit
Replies: >>213576930 >>213580230
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:16:55 AM No.213576930
>>213576741
>plastic doesn't degrade
leave your plastic shit outside for 200 years and see if none of it breaks, faggot
>>213576668
the only land was on top of mount Everest where the girl lived
Replies: >>213577238
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:35:34 AM No.213577238
>>213576930
>the only land was on top of mount Everest where the girl lived
That's retarded. Why would anyone think that?
Replies: >>213577335
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:41:19 AM No.213577335
>>213577238
did you not watch the movie, retard?
Replies: >>213577401
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:45:45 AM No.213577401
>>213577335
Nobody mentioned Everest and these people were not able to map the planet.
Replies: >>213577456
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:49:40 AM No.213577456
>>213577401
Ulysses cut
also again, everyone thought dryland was fake. if they got the boat from dryland, why would they be seeking dry land?
Replies: >>213578265
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:49:25 AM No.213578265
>>213577456
They found the boat floating. Somehow it didn't rust that much.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:23:42 AM No.213579601
>>213571468
You got bested in an argument and had no way to respond, so you just throw your toys out of the pram. Embarrassing
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:06:25 PM No.213580230
>>213576741
It doesn't rust
But it's degraded by UV light
Also it has wear but can't be repaired
Softeners also leech out, making it more brittle
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:23:25 PM No.213580447
1724754547271487 punkinsfinished
1724754547271487 punkinsfinished
md5: 46ce4b4d40947042cadfd5bce9090856๐Ÿ”
>>213570291 (OP)
You're overthinking it it's a good movie if you just turn off your brain and enjoy it not every movie needs to be super cerebral and deep.

That being said where they smoking 200-year-old cigarettes?
Replies: >>213585999
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:36:11 PM No.213580633
>>213571031
>they don't show anyone collecting rain the entire film. hell it never rains in the film
How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:39:49 PM No.213580685
>>213570291 (OP)
We used to be able to enjoy silly action movies without feeling the need to dissect it endlessly to appear smart to strangers on the internet.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 12:42:32 PM No.213580719
Waterword kids should have their fun because soon it will be mens turn to enjoy The Postman.
Replies: >>213583780
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:05:38 PM No.213581049
>>213575995
i had to make several posts because that is just how fucking gay you are. Also, I pushed your shit in in the thread becasue it is your gay birthday and I knew you would love it.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 2:26:48 PM No.213582201
>>213576668
>Needs moisture
Yeah there's none of that in Waterworld (1995) you fucking idiot. Two hundred years of salt water would turn a mountain of stell into dust.
>the carrier may have been on land
Maybe it was floating around in space?
Replies: >>213586179 >>213586225
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:05:09 PM No.213583780
>>213580719
It would be funny if the Mariner were delivering the mail in Waterworld
Replies: >>213584719
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:28:56 PM No.213584187
>>213570291 (OP)
>paper is the most valuable substance in the world
>more valuable than potable water
>more valuable than dirt
>smokers hand out cigarettes rolled in
...PAPER to their underlines like candy
>they then proceed to SMOKE the PAPER wrapped cigarettes

It's your world. It's your lore. At least try to make it consistent
Replies: >>213584589
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:33:31 PM No.213584276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHi7JyG5t4s
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:50:34 PM No.213584586
foTZTUGNj-zgL8UCCD-u9wkTzavB3VqESM8VUpwk7xk-2804384478
>>213570291 (OP)
>>213570329
This is an Atoll board

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A9OS1vaSffs&pp=ygUTd2F0ZXJ3b3JsZCBjcmVhdHVyZQ%3D%3D
Replies: >>213584813 >>213585964
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:50:56 PM No.213584589
>>213584187
It was consistent. Things change value depending on who it is. People in the Atoll value paper. Smokers value magazines with pretty pictures, not just paper. They don't care about selling shit to Atollers, they care about raiding them and taking their shit. So they don't need stuff to trade.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:58:11 PM No.213584719
>>213583780
Kevin should do a whole dystopian government employee extended universe.
A DMV employee tries to register the remnants of humanity for drivers licenses.
A wandering code enforcer notifies the forest dwellers that the branches of their tree house are too close to the old power lines.
A mysterious figure with an EM locator and spray paint wanders the wasteland marking buried power lines so that the future generations can rebuild safely.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:01:38 PM No.213584785
I... I don't think your gonna drop that torch my friend......
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:02:33 PM No.213584813
>>213584586
Based water world loving autist
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:24:49 PM No.213585257
water world and mad max should smash into each other that way it'll be a normal world
Replies: >>213585509
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:33:00 PM No.213585425
>>213572515
Given that it's based on 90s climate science, the caps probably all melted in five seconds as Al Gore left Earth in a rocket ship.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:33:14 PM No.213585434
>>213571488
Kek
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:36:48 PM No.213585509
>>213585257
What if they spent all those years searching for dry land then found Australia? Then ran into Mel Gibson
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:42:11 PM No.213585636
>>213571889
Take that you sea kike!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:43:11 PM No.213585657
>>213572007
He violated the law of the briny deep
Replies: >>213585915
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:43:18 PM No.213585663
>>213571031
I've smoked cigarettes that are 20 years old. They don't really spoil, they just dry out and lose their flavor.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:55:21 PM No.213585915
>>213585657
Incredibly brown and third world thread
Replies: >>213586557
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:58:03 PM No.213585964
two drifters meet something needs to be exchanged
two drifters meet something needs to be exchanged
md5: 904ecbfcb69a71a4c3932e094a23aa23๐Ÿ”
>>213584586
>This is an Atoll board
based and waterpilled
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:00:02 PM No.213585996
>>213570291 (OP)
Very simple really. The people who wrote and directed the film don't understand how any of those things work and they don't care.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:00:13 PM No.213585999
>>213580447
If those cigars were vacuumsealed in containers and refrigerated it could be done. We don't know where they got their smokes.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:01:39 PM No.213586021
>>213572007
If you stole from me, death is the least of what I would feel you deserved.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:04:43 PM No.213586074
This OP is genuinely insufferable. I hope he's alone and miserable, because boy does he deserve it. What a shit show if a thread.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:09:37 PM No.213586176
Imagine how chafed your nuts would be from constantly getting dunked in salt water and then drying out... pure hell. The bad guys should have had little boy slaves who constantly wet their salty chapped balls with their mouths. It would have made sense and added a lot of depth.
Replies: >>213586375 >>213587578
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:09:56 PM No.213586179
>>213582201
>Maybe it was floating around in space?
That's unreasonable. That some ships out of a huge global fleet survived by a series of coincidences is not.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:12:32 PM No.213586225
look at the part connecting with the water
look at the part connecting with the water
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>>213582201
Were you blind when you were watching the movie?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:20:10 PM No.213586375
>>213586176
Get this man to Hollywood
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:30:01 PM No.213586557
>>213585915
>Third World
There's only one world...
WATER WORLD!
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:14:07 PM No.213587468
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>>213575181
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:20:39 PM No.213587578
>>213586176
I do this irl
Replies: >>213588929
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:26:25 PM No.213587702
>dive down to the bottom of Water World
>there's glowing habitats
>enter inside
>they're full of Gungans
>Jar Jar Binks says hello
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:29:43 PM No.213587774
>>213574906
fuckin kek
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:31:07 PM No.213587802
>>213570291 (OP)
OP is a faggot
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:08:47 PM No.213588592
>>213570291 (OP)
I still haven't seen this film.
I likely never will.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:24:16 PM No.213588929
>>213587578
Keep your composure when there's a stern knock on your door.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:34:39 PM No.213589166
>>213570291 (OP)
I saw this film a dozen times.
I likely will see it a dozen more.