Thread 213583967 - /tv/ [Archived: 8 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:17:31 PM No.213583967
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Looking back on it, this is a really dumb design for a weapon.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:22:18 PM No.213584052
>>213583967 (OP)
Kenobi simply bisecting the Sabre was quite cathartic.4nmd8
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:22:28 PM No.213584055
>>213583967 (OP)
this but crossguard lightsaber
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:23:24 PM No.213584076
>>213583967 (OP)
why the fuck would a laser block another laser?
they both ARE FUCKING LIGHT
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:33:55 PM No.213584286
>>213584076
It's not light, it's plasma
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:33:58 PM No.213584287
>>213584076
it's the intentions of the wielders that collide
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:37:05 PM No.213584350
>>213584076
magnetic light.
that's how it holds together like that.
the sabers bouncing off of each other are like very strong magnets repelling exponentially more as you get them closer.
the flash of light is the concentrated light around the edges of the clashing sabers smacking together and has nothing to do with the magnetic repulsion. If the repulsion was stronger and the sabers 'bounced' off one another BEFORE the light could connect, there would be no flash but a similar feeling of swordplay.

This is my headcanon and i don't give a fuck what wookiepedia or george lucas says about it
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:40:45 PM No.213584423
>>213584350
this is why there are no extremely long lightsabers (i have only seen eps 1-8, rogue one, and played a bunch of the video games so if really long sabers exist outside of that list, i don't care)
the longer the saber, the weaker it's magnetic strength, and that's when a saber will pass through yours, fucking up it's integrity briefly and allowing them to strike you while your weapon is useless.
there is a 'sweet spot' when it comes to the length vs repulsion ability and that's where most sabers hover around.

hire me disney. stop doing whatever shit it is that gets posted in webms here
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:52:11 PM No.213584612
>>213584350
>light
>magnetic
Jesus Christ I knew star wars fans were retarded but this is a new low.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:56:44 PM No.213584693
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>>213583967 (OP)
RLM was right about the sith needing some other kind of weapon. Lightsabers should have been a Jedi technology. Imagine this reveal but with some kind of bitching ricochet projectile or portal gun or something.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:57:53 PM No.213584713
>>213584612
obviously it's not real, dumb fuck
the same magic space bullshit that lets their ships casually lift off the ground was used to create a form of magnetism that basically makes photons ferrous

pull your head out of your cum-filled ass
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:00:18 PM No.213584754
>>213583967 (OP)
Twice the blades, double the cutting
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:01:40 PM No.213584786
>>213584693
could've be neat if they had leaned heavier into the mind power stuff.
a whole squad of armed soldiers turning tail and running from maul would make sense if he was shown to be capable of bursting a brain artery in three dozen people instantly.

..of course this is my buckbroken modern mind conjuring up scenes for hollywood where the flashy FX and good acting in a pivotal scene is just a group of people pretending to collapse to the ground. what the fuck? lets go back to your portal gun or bouncy bullet shit, actually, it's better
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:01:58 PM No.213584792
>>213584076
bro the movie has literal magic like telepathy, reading minds and psyoping and magical space wizards but you have a problem with technology? retard
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:02:46 PM No.213584819
>>213584754
the only ones who even try to get it right are general grievous and razor manufacturers
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:03:26 PM No.213584830
>>213584612
Light is magnetic though
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:17:45 PM No.213585106
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>>213584786
Yeah it's a Plinkett opinion but they should've gone deeper on the mysticism. I actually like what Lucas did with the Jedi but he should have made the sith a whole different thing. He based them on Vader (corrupted knight) when they should've been more like OT Palps (evil wizard).

Just look at Maul's badass design. He should have been fighting with thaumaturgy or illusion magic, not hopping around with a double saber.

>>213584830
>>213584612
Check the wookiepedia entries for light (there are two)
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:20:06 PM No.213585151
>>213583967 (OP)
it's a weapon for someone with maxed out skill, it would get a scrub killed quickly but if you know what you're doing then it becomes useful.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:28:13 PM No.213585328
>>213583967 (OP)
It's a movie for kids so who cares
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:29:14 PM No.213585352
>>213584693
RLM have far more shit opinions that I first thought. Why and how would one group maintain autonomy over a single weapon type, especially one that is so devastating in skilled hands?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:13:56 PM No.213586249
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>>213585352
Because it's useless without the specific set of acrobatic/predictive force powers that PT jedi like to train. A powerful force user who isn't a Jedi should be using some other shit like picrel.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:18:20 PM No.213586334
>>213584693
Sith have the flying helicopter light sabres
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:20:29 PM No.213586383
>>213583967 (OP)
shut up bitch
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:20:56 PM No.213586391
>>213584693
Sith and Jedi are the same fucking thing. Why would they have completely different technology and weaponry?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:22:12 PM No.213586419
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>>213583967 (OP)
Nah, double edged lightsabers are kino.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:23:02 PM No.213586435
>>213584612
Replace magnets with gravity and it works
โ€ฆalso positive and negative gravity>>213584693
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:23:08 PM No.213586439
>>213586334
yeah and they're fucking stupid
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:24:16 PM No.213586461
>>213584076
Because its cool, retard.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:26:59 PM No.213586504
>>213586439
If it looks stupid and it works then itโ€™s not stupid
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:27:11 PM No.213586506
star wars is and always was retarded and was ruled entirely by what kind of rule of cool schizophrenia ravaged georges brain that day. probably some of the worst worldbuilding out of any piece of media
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Stewjon
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:30:51 PM No.213586575
>>213584713
>obviously it's not real, dumb fuck
if this is your thinking, then why even make a headcanon based on some fake science at all? the whole point of magic is that it exists despite not applying to our understanding of reality and physics. the force is magic, lightsabers are magic, the end. no need for a wookiepedia explanation
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:40:13 PM No.213586748
stick very good
stick very good
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>>213583967 (OP)
Everyone thinks it's a "double bladed lightsaber", but it's actually just a quarterstaff or whatever.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:43:13 PM No.213586820
Spin2win
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:43:32 PM No.213586828
>>213584076
lightsabers are a plasma beam with a maintained size based on a magnetic field.
>>213585352
Lightsabers aren't simple weapons in the first place. To do most of what the force users do with them you need to be forcer sensitive. They obviously don't share how they're made or work. We know the internal crystals react to force powers to a certain extent. Then there's how force wielders actually battle with them be it with another force user or blocking blaster bolts - it involved precognition. Not extensive precognition some users are only seeing a second or two into the future. The stronger a force user is the better they can see what's coming next in a battle. One of the reasons saber battles look like they do is they're battles between two people that are constantly seeing their opponent's next move ahead of time. The more powerful one is able to see more and thus make a move their opponent can't but it shifts as they have to maintain focus so part of the battle is also unseen as they try to emotionally manipulate each other. This is why sith OVER emphasize emotion and why Jedi control emotion. Different paths to manipulating the outcome. A controlled mind is harder to rattle but a mind that's always been controlled and rarely subjected to intense emotions can be overwhelming by the emotional chaos a sith purposefully inflicts and radiates.

There's more to it, internal and external.

Simply put it's not as simple as swinging a lightsaber. Without the powers to let you deflect blaster bolts by seeing them coming ahead of time the saber is drastically less useful compared to a blaster or a vibro blade or detonator and so on.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:44:15 PM No.213586844
>>213583967 (OP)
rule of cool
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:44:33 PM No.213586845
KORAH MATAH
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:46:26 PM No.213586883
>>213583967 (OP)
God the prequels designs are so good, tha frame alone tops anything from the sequels