Yep, Alien kino is back on the menu boys

I like how the one mid review is just a bitch getting triggered that Hawley used the "dumb little girl in a woman's body" trope.

i can intuitively tell its shit. no score needed. i have a particular set of skills

>>213586911 (OP)
How do xenomorphs know what a menu is?

>>213587433
they are a fan of anya taylor. she looks like an alien.

>>213586911 (OP)
leak this shit already

>>213587576
you cant wait a few hours?

>>213586911 (OP)
This is maybe the only show since 2020 I'm vaguely interested in but my expectations are on the bottom of the ocean and I will probably drop it after the first ep unless it's somehow amazing

>>213586911 (OP)
If journos love it so much it means its woke

>>213587999
I want my free slop NOW! I need to consoom as fast as possible then say how shit it was!

>>213587999
What do you mean a few hours? It's out on Tuesday night Muttmerican time, Wednesday morning for the civilized world.

>>213587315
I too hate everything made after 2013.

>>213588463
This. I'm looking forward to dragging this through the shit.

>>213588030
Noah Hawley is, without exaggeration, second to only Ryan Murphy in being a cucked, pozzed, shilled faggot on the TV landscape. Legion and Fargo are pozzed beyond imagination.,

>>213588708
haven't seen any of his stuff but all of his interviews about this show just scream midwit

>>213587315
if it's shit then why is it so good??

>>213587315
i have the same skills and i agree

Alright.. we will see what tomorrow brings. There’s two episodes.

>>213587576
>>213587999
i was making a FAQ alien: earth general thread to avoid this fuckery. i got 404 because image format and said fucked them
Ok, kids.
1st. Two episodes will be released tomorrow. Not one. TWO EPISODES. S01E01 (63 minutes) and S02E02 (55 minutes)
2nd. There will be a simultaneous release. So, if you live in Jewmerica, you can watch it on FX or HULU at the same time. If you leave in a non evil country, you would need a Disney+ subscription to watch it simultaneously (time zone adjusted) too.
3rd. US release time is on 2025-08-12 at 8PM EST. Anyone else adjust the time zone
4th. FX will be broadcasting Prometheus before Alien: Earth and tv (with ads) runtimes will be like 20 minutes longer
5th. Allegedly both episodes will be available on 2025-08-12 8PM EST. So you won't need to wait. You can go full retard and watch the second one first.
6th. About torrents availability. They won't let you down. Just don't be retard and wait till release time.
7th. Disney idea is to get the most audience they can in a short period. From next week, they will release one episode per weekly (8 episodes total)

hold on, there's chandler in the show, I love chandler
"Can I BE more scared?"

>>213589441
ha

almost forgot about this, holy shit i fucking need this right now, aliens is the only 'slop' franchise i willfully and shamelessly gobble up, and i dont care what any of you say

>>213589311
Two episodes? That's pretty good. I love a weekly show even if its pozzed and shit.

>>213589520
all alien movies are kino in some way, even romulus

>>213589520
>claim to love alien and gobble every piece of Alien media
>almost forgot about a new big budget Alien TV show on FX
fucking moron

>>213589520
That's disney's bet and I'm going to watch it too even if it is the shittiest alien product

>>213589544
Hey man, been busy irl is all

WHEN DOES IT FUCKING AIR??????
https://yourcountdown.to/alien-earth
This shit says two hours, is this accurate?

>>213586911 (OP)
You will try it to see if Raylan is any good and when he is barely present and seems tired and uninterested (as he should be), you will give up. I give it 45 minutes. (less if some dyke takes early center stage as usual) Small chance that they make a good 1st episode, then all interest evaporates into people talking about nonsense, then you will quit.

>>213586911 (OP)
gonna torrent it tomorrow

>>213589311
>FX will be broadcasting Prometheus before
They're just rubbing it in kek
>See this? WELL THIS DUMB SHIT AIN'T CANON ANYMORW! HAHAHA

>>213591414
Don't get your hopes up, Noah Hawley said the show exists outside of the movie timeline.

Last night i had a very tense nightmare about aliens running amok in earth. They didnt show in the dream at all but the paranoia was pretty heavy. it was night time, checking doors, Windows, constantIy fearing the worst was about to happen. Woke up really shaken.

>>213591414
it's actually a smart move to catch people vibe watching.
>What's on the telly? Let's see... Oi. Prometheus. Let's enjoy this one.
>*ads every five minutes*
>An alien show, seriously? I am watching that too.
You forgot your meds