How would you respond without sounding like a mad misogynist incel in this situation?

>>213588073 (OP)
I would start crying and run away.

>>213588073 (OP)
Is Connie just “I’m ready to settle now: The Character” in the new season?

>>213588073 (OP)
>Cram it, ConE!

>>213588142
College girls are the height of their sexual value so they have no reason to settle down.

Why is he in a bathrobe?

>>213588184
That is Bobby-San's kimono.

>>213588142
She's 21, not 30.

>>213588177
There’s a time not so long ago when that was referred to as a slut, and instead of not being sluts, sluts invented the term “slut shaming” in an attempt to flip the script on people who noticed them being sluts.

>>213588214
They don't all wait until the wall looms near before hitting the settle down phase.

>>213588129
fpbp

>>213588267
The smart ones don’t at least.

>>213588267
>>213588295
My friend dumped his gf and kicked her out and she found some guy to let her live at his house for free (he made her pay bills) and she cheated on her new bf with my friend a few times until he got bored and told the new boyfriend. He forgave her for cheating and they have a kid together now.

>>213588334
many such cases

>>213588073 (OP)
Why does she look so much like John?

>>213588073 (OP)
>I am sorry, you’re right. Your sexual history does not matter to me in the slightest and should never be something a man takes into consideration when choosing a partner. I promise to do better next time.
That easy

>>213588073 (OP)
being a slut is shameful and you should be killed

>>213588615
I get bored of having sex with the same woman after a while. All normal men do.

>>213588615
Found the virgin.

>>213588390
>>213588615
>>213588142

>>213588844
Being a slut is not an achievement for women. Having lots of sex as a man requires a man to be charming and resourceful and so is a badge of honor.

>>213588615
That and it's just kinda, you know
gross

>>213588844
yes men and women are different

>>213588073 (OP)
A whole fraternity is a lot, though.

>>213588164
Ha-haa!

>>213588615
Fag.

>>213588844
Exactly. Did I stutter, you fucking cocksucker?

>>213588164
>>213588957
retard

>>213588844
Would you settle down with that OF whore who fucked 1000+ dudes in one day?

>>213589039
pooftard

>>213588073 (OP)
360 and walk away

>>213588073 (OP)
Why didnt he just get with that one goth bitch?

>>213588390
uhhhh yeah im like sorry i guess...so can we go ahead and do it?

>>213588629
lol... you have to actually have sex first champ.

>>213588073 (OP)
I'd call her a whore.

I dont buy into all this "women have zero accountability" shit. Dont be retarded, dont be a whore and everything will be fine. If you dont like it... I dont know, go suck some more dicks and think of your dad.

>>213588129
The only correct move. You might be upset that it isn't manly, because it isn't, but you retain your humanity which is far more important

>>213588142
the what character

>>213588073 (OP)
With the expression Bobby has in the 4th panel.

>>213588844
Yes, as the old saying goes, a key that can open any lock is much more valuable than a lock that can be opened by any key.

damn it bobby
lol!

>>213588844
3rd wave feminism has ruined an entire generation of womenfolk’s chance at happiness. Enjoy the SSRIs and inability to have a functional relationship because you fell for the memes

>>213588844
Lock vs key

>>213592044
Kinda falls apart when the guy is working on easymode with good looks and money.

>>213588073 (OP)
>You shouldn't be shamed for how many people you sleep with
Except if its a low number then you should be, especially if its zero.

>>213592196
The key is to not sound like a mad misogynist incel, whining about not getting pussy kind of immediately tells on yourself and your gripes are just sour grapes.

>>213592238
You could say the same thing about people whining about billionaires. Or any one complaining about people more successful.

>>213592266
Well the difference being that billionaires actually affect your life indirectly and usually got there by other's work and merit. No sex is purely a YOU problem.

>>213592238
strawman argument favored by normalfags. average r9k type of guy isn't running around dropping redpills about roasties irl.

>>213592152
>men
>easy mode
>Looks
Hope your parents had good genetics
>Money
Hope your parents had good financial decisions or you get lucky
>Women
>Just don't be fat
>And even then you can still get miles of dick
lol
lmao
LMFAO

>>213588073 (OP)
>without sounding like a mad misogynist incel in this situation?

why would you care what a whore thinks?

>>213592303
>It doesn't count because you're too scared to say it irl
>>213592323
Just fuck other guys then if all you want is sex with no regard for quality.

>>213590589
>I'd call her a whore.
You're only saying that because you don't know her. Pretty sure if someone you cared about told you she was pursuing an alternative lifestyle, you wouldn't call her a whore. You're just trying to talk tough on the internet.

>>213592387
>>It doesn't count because you're too scared to say it irl
>women are telepathic
Is this going to be another "i was only pretending to be retarded" situation?

>>213588844
Both make you unmarriageable

>>213592410
there is no alternative lifestyle she just wants to be a whore but not be labelled as one so shes making up some bullshit

if you wanna be a hoe own up to it and be a hoe

>>213588844
XX :)
XY :(

>>213592410
What makes you think no one has ever called a chick they knew personally a whore? Lack of lived experience?

>>213588073 (OP)
Politely continue the conversation and then mentally exclude her from ever being a potential girlfriend or wife, naturally

>>213588177
Lol retard, that's exactly when they should find the best man to settle down. Once they are past their prime their sexual marketplace value drop significantly and they struggle finding the man they want. She needs to use her Capital now

>>213592299
Whores directly affect peoples lives by telling them they aren't worthy of sex, enforcing sexual hierarchy and lowering the self esteem of countless people while raising it the already abundantly confident.
Also you are broke because you don't know how to hustle, there are more self made millionaires right now than any other period and you just want to blame the rich because you can't figure how to work the system.

>>213592533
This is the only human response itt, actual experience in the field

I hope if we get another season Bobby goes back to Willow. Any girl that takes a shit on Jerry’s desk is instawife material.

>>213592590
In theory you should be right, I want you to be right, but no. Even the biggest whores who are very ugly/old/terrible personality still get hundreds of men and yes some of them are Chad-lites (Brads), they won't get Chads true but they will settle down for the millions of men offering their entire bank account for a sniff of pussy

>>213592614
>That thud
That's a disciplined sphincter

>>213592044
>>213591823
A pencil sharpener that sharpens many pencils is a good sharpener, but a pencil that has been sharpened many times is a sad, useless nub.

>>213588073 (OP)
rape her and flay her and call her a slut

>>213588214
This is the show's biggest fuckup. Here's GH, who was pretty much just born and maybe a year old tops by the final episode in 2009 (about 15 years ago).
He's 15 in this new series and is the only character who aged 15 years. Hank is about 49 and retired and acts around mid to late 50s. Bobby's 21 and looks about 30.
What the fuck happened here? Obviously the series is meant to take place 15 years later, which lines up with real life, but something happened mid production to force the timeskip to be 8 years, and they forgot about GH.
Did Hulu do this shit?

>>213592703
This would work if women had meatgrinders for pussies, but they don't. My dick doesn't shrink every time I fuck your mom.

>>213592410
You're a literal Thai tranny who avatarfags with female capeshit characters
Shut the fuck up already

>>213592590
>retard, that's exactly when they should find the best man to settle down. Once they are past their prime their sexual marketplace value drop significantly and they struggle finding the man they want. She needs to use her Capital now

Logically, you’re not wrong but it rarely works out that well. I know two separate people that ruined their lives by marrying young/early. Only upside is you don’t have much at that point in your life so you’re not going to get screwed in the divorce (so long as you don’t have kids).

>>213592717
Probably just they wanted to do the specific "disaffected male youth/generational toxic masculinity" plot line with someone in that age range.

>>213588073 (OP)
You are supposed to empathize with Bobby in this scene, and by the end of the season, Connie realizes its all bullshit.

>>213592846
If anything that's even more retarded than the original plan being a 15 year gap that Hulu wanted to shorten to "appeal to younger audiences"

>>213592747
yeah and your dick is also not a key, and cunts aren't padlocks. it's almost like your sexist analogy falls apart when you think about it for more than 5 seconds

>>213592748
Whenever you see someone on 4channel simping for whores it's ALWAYS a brown turbomanlet who thinks he'll get pussy for whiteknighting

>>213592703
thing is the more you fuck the more it makes your dick stronger it's far more of a blade sharpener sex over time doesnt shrink mens dick retarded foid

>>213592910
>yeah and your dick is also not a key, and cunts aren't padlocks.
Actually the dick does physically unlock the functions of the vagina through fertilization. If you're going to be extremely literal, you have to admit the dick is closer to a key than a pencil.

>>213592910
I hope she sees this, bro
She won't
Not even if you screencap and show it to her lmao

>>213588073 (OP)
>How would you respond without sounding like a mad misogynist incel in this situation?
Say OK and start cutting her off, fucking and showing genuine interest in someone else.
Women who cuck men get absolutely furious when they're the ones getting cucked, in some cases even traumatized.
He shouldn't go for the nigger either. Bobby has to fuck a girl who Connie doesn't approve of in advance.

>>213592936
Or it's a white dude in idubbz and he's in desperate denial

>>213592410
>Apply for a job as a janitor
>Mad you get called a janitor
lol, don't do whorish things if you don't want the job title.

Statistically speaking he was molesting her.

>>213593074
he's BALD
he's GREASY

>>213592748
>>213592410
OH NONONONONO NONONO NONONONO NONONON NONONO MALE FEMINIST BROS NOT LIKE THIS

>>213592969
>the more you fuck the more it makes your dick stronger
not only is that untrue but it doesnt even fit with the key analogy, using a key over and over can only wear it out.

>>213593027
>>213592991
if fertilization is what we are talking about, then obviously fertile ground teeming with life from many seeds being planted in it is better than a barren empty plot of dirt

>>213593134
Damn, a single mom settled for you?
That's rough, buddy

>>213593134
>fertile ground teeming with life from many seeds being planted in it
Man, we've got a dumb one here. Seeds are the reason people farm in the first place.
Also, if you use the same ground too much it dries up and gets devoid of nutrients. Comparing pussies to soil is, if anything, even more insulting than the shitty lock analogy.
Soil that's sowed too often is objectively worse than virgin soil. In fact they even call fresh soil virgin as a positive.

>>213592847
I dont know if you're trolling. But this IS a Mike Judge show. And last I heard he was openly conservative. Unless they completely highjacked his show, this is very plausible.

>>213593223
wtf are you talking about, the fields and forests of the world have been continually re-sowing themselves for billions of years. you're talking about some recent capitalist industrial farming bullshit that is completely outside of the natural order

>>213588844
yes and the exact opposite is also true
being a virgin for a female and male is a different story

>>213593256
I feel like compromises were made throughout this show, crushing the 15 year timeskip to 8 is only part of that.

>Still associating with, let alone DATING your ex a second time

>>213593276
>b-but muh natural order
Don't change the subject. Nobody wants to sow their seed in a wasteland of a woman. Sluts should be ashamed.

>>213592500
>>213592532
>>213592748
>>213593085
>>213593115
If your mother or sister told you she was pursuing an alternative lifestyle, you would absolutely be supportive. You would not call her a "whore".

>>213593276
>nature fallacy
>to defend sluts
You're more right than you realize

>>213593308
you're literally posting a piece of soil with no seeds planted in it. your "ideal". here is well-used soil

>>213593326
>If your mother or sister told you she was pursuing an alternative lifestyle, you would absolutely be supportive.
No, nigger, if that lifestyle was going to fuck her life up, I wouldn't be supportive. You'd have to be a real sack of shit to approve of a woman in your family getting hurt, even if she's doing it to herself.

i bet you Tid Pao is less of a whore than connie

Lose weight

>>213593326
I would absolutely call my sister a whore. I probably wouldn't call my mom a whore to her face, but I'd be thinking it.

>>213593366
>you're literally posting a piece of soil with no seeds planted in it
And why doesn't it have any seeds in it I wonder?
Oh because nobody wants that dried up whore soil. That's just how it is.

>>213593376
But would you call her a whore? No, I think not.

>>213593326
I can't hear you over all that sexpat cock you're gargling on

>>213593326
i would literally tell my mom YOU ARE TO OLD TO BE A WHORE

>>213593326
I abso-fucking-lutely would not. Fucking liberal scumbag, fuck you.

>>213592748
Pffhahaha

>>213593326
If they decided to become a whore I would absolutely call them the fuck out for it.

>>213593407
But I would not be absolutely supportive.
You aren't smart, anon. You only just now considered there's a middle ground there, you stupid fucking retard.
I suggest you adopt a tripcode. You'll be getting one sooner or later since you enjoy getting BTFO constantly.

>>213592703
The lock and key and pencil shit is retarded. Just say it's hard for men to get pussy and absurdly easy for women to take dick. It's that simple

>>213593394
>>213593410
>>213593419
>>213593428
>>213593436
>>213593450
You would NOT call your mother a whore, don't even pretend you would. You silly boys are just trying to act like big strong men with big hard cocks but I know what you're really like.

Just scared little underaged boys with tiny boy cocks.

>>213593326
>>213593410
NONONONONO NONONO NONONONO NONONON NONONO MALE FEMINIST BROS NOT LIKE THIS

>>213593484
>You would NOT call your mother a whore, don't even pretend you would.
You don't know anybody ITT you mass-replying faggot.

>>213593484
Here's your (You) baitnigger.

>>213592591
>Whores directly affect peoples lives by telling them they aren't worthy of sex, enforcing sexual hierarchy and lowering the self esteem of countless people while raising it the already abundantly confident
LOL
O
L

>>213593484
you sound like a faggot

>>213593484
Played your hand, you aren't getting my bodily fluids gay boy.

>>213593484
This an important issue in Thailand?

>>213593484
So your mom trained you to take sexpat cock, got it

>>213593562
>these are the fags calling you an Amerimutt

>>213593326
>>213593410
>>213593484
>>213593562
Confirmed for thai ladyboy faggot

>>213593404
then explain why plants continually want to plant their seeds in my pic where a bunch of stuff is already has been seeded for millions of years

>>213593471
see pic

>>213593087
Grim and likely

>>213593490
>>213593502
>>213593508
>>213593516
>>213593530
>>213593553
>>213593562
>>213593595
You're just scared lil faggot boys with scared lil faggy cocks just looking for someone like me, named Elantra, to put you in your lil fuccboi places because you think you'd call your mum a whore to her face.

But you never would, not even to get your faggy lil boycocks sucked by Elantra.

>>213593562
>>213593410
>>213592748
Imagine getting absolutely blown the fuck out by a fucking phonefag lmao

>>213588073 (OP)
Either immediately take my shirt my shirt off and beg her to lay at least a single finger on me (almost certainly through tears) or say something along the lines of "Oh that's cool, whatever works for you" and then let our relationship naturally fizzle out

>>213593087
FINALLY an interesting plot line in this dogshit franchise.

>>213593619
>>213593638
Either this fag pays for 4chan or he does the gay "phoneposting while on desktop" shit.
Either way he is very gay and homosexual, and therefore can never speak for healthy minded men or women.

>>213593616
How dare you talk to Elantra that way?

>>213593638
>38 times

>>213593678
>>>213593619(You)
>>>213593638
dont drag me into whatever that retard is doing, i just want to point out how retarded it is to be an incel because of false analogies baked into your heads about keys and locks and other stupid shit

>>213593678
>>213593716
>>213593747
Why can't you just admit you'd never call your mother a whore? Not even for one night with Elantra?

>>213593638
No thanks bro

>Trannigger smug anime mass-reply
(You)

>>213593781
Suits me.... suits of armor, that is.

>>213593747
>ACK-shually I'm one of the good male feminists
Too bad, you made your bed so go lay in it along with the thai tranny

>>213593782
Can't wait till he figures out how to adopt a trip

>>213593833
ELANTRA!

>>213593716
>named Elantra
This faggot's a gay gooner who roleplays as his favorite anime girls, and is therefore an expert on sexual health.

>ELANTRA!
What's your deadname, faggot?

>>213593898
An anagram of ELANTRA. You'll never figure it out teeheehee!

>>213593875
He also thinks the US will come save his tranny shithole when China invades

>>213593923
Elantra's a really cool name. You should use it as a tripcode before somebody else steals it.

>>213593923
>Tranela

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>Anon tracing the posts associated with a picture
Oh no.

>>213593924
>implying based US of A won't save us from the homophobic CCPricks

>>213593950
kek

>>213588267
A woman that recognizes that she needs to settle down at 21 is a keeper.

>>213594001
>worsening your eyesight because of a fucking internet meme
Lmao look at this retard

What if the fat cook booby lifted weights?

>>213594057
Do me next

>>213592485
Incorrect from the female perspective. They dream of being "the one to tame the wild horse". Men who have that mindset are beta simps.

>>213594057
Kek.
>uses anonymous forum
>tracks down filenames because a post makes him SO MAD he has to hunt the dude down
Imagine being this upset on 4chan. What a fucking sped.

I didn't realize Hoe_Math was so popular in this board

>>213593949
>Elantra's a really cool name. You should use it as a tripcode before somebody else steals it.
This. Elantra is unironically a badass name when you really get down to brass taxes.

>>213594057
I thought I'd posted it more than one other time. Hmm.

>>213594125
You do not look like young Antonio Banderas
And you randomized that filename because you're afraid
Lmao pussy

>>213594178
Why did you ignore me?

>>213594192
I want to FUCK the Goth Na'vi.

>>213593326
Actions have consequences.

>>213594057
NO! ME NEXT! ME NEXT!!

>>213588177
>College girls are the height of their sexual value
>so they take that value and repeatedly invest it in the mate selection equivalent of penny stocks they only learned about from a cold call until there's nothing left
lol

>>213594237
>taunt
What a bunch of retards. I would've befriended him and then asked to hang out at his place while his mom was around.

I can't believe Bobby grew up to be an incel

>>213588844
For the record although i do think male promiscuity is based, its only in a funny way. Like how an unapologetically autistic sperg is based. In reality those men deserve no respect and are absolutely untrustworthy as friends business partners, etc.

>>213588073 (OP)
Connie has been bamboozled by her rich boyfriend into letting him fuck other women by framing it as a feminist issue. You really think KotH isn’t going to pull the rug out from under her?

>>213588073 (OP)
>White guy in Japanese garb
Bobby was already an incel

>Build Bobby up as an effeminate faggot all of the original series
>Goes absolutely NOWHERE

>>213588844
Both are sad. Hypersexuality is representative of a person broken in spirit and mind

>>213594368
She's fucking other men though so she's getting the better deal. Most women in relationships understand on some level their men will cheat, it should NOT go the other way around.

>>213588073 (OP)
I'd tell bobby to get it while he can and except the fact that you can't keep her.

>>213593326
Go back to sevicing your client's cock, you klutz

>>213588142
No she's just caught up in the new social trends in the worst way, she didn't actually slut out in college. The non-monogamous stuff is just Chang gaslighting her so he can fuck other girls and not be sly about it. Connie is just kind of a loser.

>>213594440
>Be person
>Be intelligent, allowing you to control your animal sexual urges, which in turn "separates you from animals" in your mind
>Be AI
>Be more intelligent than any person
>Suddenly "persons" are just animals again

>>213594508
You haven't seen the last of ELANTRA!

>>213594567
Jeet

>>213588334
classic american love story. thanks for sharing.

>>213588073 (OP)
>"I knew you were always going to grow up to be like this, I don't know why I am making this face honestly."

>>213594469
I remember my gf once said that she kinda expects me to cheat and not bring it home and I've been concerned ever since. Women who know you're a dog worries me because I can't tell if it's a woman just realizing the nature of men and accepting it or if it's a slippery slope of "please cheat on me so that I can slut out with no shame"

>>213588073 (OP)
My wife is asking why Bobby's voice hasn't changed even though he's supposed to be an adult. Has this been explained?

>>213594876
It comes down to how well you know your girl. Sometimes it means she's projecting but that usually comes in the form of them being paranoid and constantly suspecting you.

If she's just telling you not to bring it home then that means she's probably just on the level. But again, it boils down to how well you know her (and yourself).

>>213594317
>guys who gets lots of pussy are untrustworthy

Wat? I can understand if he was a scumbag in getting pussy but how does a natural player equal a bad friend/business partner? That just sounds like sour grapes my friend.

>>213593923
RAT LANE NIGGER

>>213594277
>befriending the OF kids' mom so that you can sneak wank in her used underwear

I like your style anon. I definitely would of pulled this in high school

>>213588073 (OP)
American SEAmokies are huge bpd sluts in my experience

>>213594932
That's the scary part anon bro. You never know a woman fully. I've seen guys in marriages get absolutely FUCKED cause this bitch played the long game. Hell my last ex switched up and that was after 2yrs with the bitch. Im all for getting my rocks off, but im not trying to speed run any fuckery with a woman.

>>213595025
Well no shit. You get raised by tiger parents, get set free in college, and you think they won't inhale dicks? Asian and Indians in college are the biggest sluts, followed by white, then hispanic, then black (cause who wants to deal with that?)

>>213588142
No, the memes really mislead you about what happens this season.

>>213595027
I'm fairly sure i know mine, been with her for over 10 years now, but I'm starting to believe people who say body count matters. I always thought I wanted a girl with sexual experience so I admit I was a bit let down when I decided to settle down with a virgin, but turns out she's been great. Low drama, doesn't stray, takes care of herself. Isn't a fatty either, not that I would minded too much.

What I'm saying is if you're still not sure whether you can trust her, that sounds like something you should work on. Because if you've been with someone for as long as I have and you still don't know if she'll cheat, it might be time to move on.

>>213588844
It's simply praised more for men because it's much harder to sleep around as man.
It's much easier for women to have multiple partners. (men have lower standards when it comes to sexual encounters.)

Also incels hate/envy chad so this image isn't 100% accurate.

>>213592717
They literally just made GH older so they could do a plotline about incels and MRA.

>>213595094

>>213594440
>Hypersexuality is representative of a person broken in spirit and mind
It's higher testosterone.
That's why women who are high T are far more likely to cheat or have multiple partners.

>>213594884
It did change though, he definitely sounds different.

>>213595219
Chads are a myth

>>213595230
>it was just a lazy fucking hackjob and they thought nobody would notice
Grim

I don't blame women for being whores, if you had access to 50235235 hot staceys how would you refuse them

>>213595158
Based advice. Thanks anon. Yeah im starting to lean on body count being a hard red flag as well. Virgins are their own problem but way the fuck easier than some bitch taking dick since she was 14.

>>213595319
"Chad" for me just means an attractive guy. And they definitely exist.

>>213594876
She is almost definitely the cheating type.

>>213595278
>gf has excessive chin hair growth sometimes

I'm fucked aren't I?

>>213595356
yes I would wife just one you sick fuck

>>213595356
>I don't blame women for being whores, if you had access to 50235235 hot staceys how would you refuse them
The thing is that women value long term relationships more than hook ups/casual sex. Incels tend to not understand this.
They are miserable if Chad doesn't actually get in a relationship with them instead of pumping and dumping.

>>213595386
Yeah she's the only woman I've dated that has told me this so my ears are perked up.

>>213595414
Women would rather hook up with Chad infrequently than settle for a non-Chad though.

>>213595444
The context of the convo when she said it matters to, but mostly like she is either already cheating, wants to cheat or she has been cheated on so often and been traumatized by it so that she thinks its inevitable she'll be cheated on. You should already know if its the last one, and the first one you could usually tell if she was projecting suspicion or guilty onto you.

>>213595414
Which is wild me cause women are often responsible for dead bedrooms. Why crave long term if you know your retarded female brain does not want that. Makes me admire the women who stay single and just fuck around. They know that aren't built for one relationship and one man and they straight up let you know

>>213588334
what causes a man to be this beta?

>>213588073 (OP)
women are way too comfortable being whores.

no wonder they show that even in fiction

>>213595484
only if you presume that they actually want to get eaten by their cats

>>213595491
I honestly can't even tell. She told me this at the beginning of us being serious and we were discussing ground rules in a relationship and she told me to never bring drama home, I asked her what she meant by that and she said that she's aware that men cheat in long term relationships and that she doesn't want to look stupid. I asked her why she expected me to cheat and the answer was that she's seen it before. She also jokes quite often that I entertain other women cause I'm not blowing up her phone or sending her instagram crap. Shit seems red flagish

>>213593256
Like 2 episodes later, Bobby's new hippie gf makes fun of Connie for it.

>>213595541
You'd be surprised man. My friends roommate I'd probably the most beta faggot I've ever met. Dude is straight up in love with a bitch he knew since high school. This woman does not care about him, doesnt give a fuck about his feelings, constantly uses him and makes it very known that she sleeps around often. And yet this faggot still wants to marry her some.

Saddest shit I've seen in my goddamn life.

>>213595643
That sounds like the best case scenario version of it to me. Should be fine if you aren't oblivious to the signs of cheating.

>>213595687
does he have a father? what makes a man this way?

If you are fucking them 5 times a day when exactly are they going to cheat?
If you're not then why do you even have them around?

Imagine being too fucking stupid to understand a plot line in King of the Hill. 200+ posts of retards.

>>213595746
He has a step dad but even he thinks he's just a limp wristed fag. I'm guessing he was coddled by his mom too much cause this dude is a Grade A fuck up. The kind that can't even pay rent on time. My friend is slowly going insane living with him.

>>213595484
>Women would rather hook up with Chad infrequently than settle for a non-Chad though
This is extremely wrong.
Women want long term relationships for social status. Being a single lonely cat lady also drives them miserable.

>>213591823
>Yes, as the old saying goes, a key that can open any lock is much more valuable than a lock that can be opened by any key.

>>213588073 (OP)
i'd break up with her and that's what no one did.
can't be cucked if you aren't in a relationship.

>>213595754
>If you're not then why do you even have them around?
Because men don't only get into relationships for sex only. Also it destroys their egos knowing their partner is attracted to other men.

>>213594534
That was my impression. It was her way to feel "free" while continuing the relationship with Chane that their parents forced them into, and for Chane, it was a way for him to fuck hotter girls without Connie breaking up with him. It probably also helped her feel like she was part of some trendy nuprogressive nonsense. Bobby calling her out on it probably upset her more because despite what she said, she herself wasn't really happy with the arrangement and was too ashamed to just admit it (at the time).

>>213588844
and you can’t even defend this position against all the reples. Good job anon, stay losing

>>213588073 (OP)
"I'm not playing this game, Connie. I'm disappointed in you. If you're ever feeling hungry, you'll know where to find me." And then I'd leave and let her yell at my back.

>>213595541
Men have been dying in wars and working dangerous jobs just to get a whiff of a pussy.

They have always been the pathetic simp gender.

>>213596132
>Bobby calling her out on it probably upset her more because despite what she said, she herself wasn't really happy with the arrangement and was too ashamed to just admit it (at the time)
In all honesty, having someone judge you for something you've already mentally ceded on is a surefire way to feel ashamed of yourself. Imagine having a friend like Bobby simp for you in the most pathetic way possible when you're both kids, only to grow up and have him look at you the same way?

>>213592717
Oh my god theres loose continuity in this show where nobody aged for twenty years

>>213595356
yeah, they just take the chances they're given. Blame men for being easy

>>213593366
Look up crop rotation dingus

>>213596770
If you're gonna introduce a timeskip, do it right. It's very easy not to be a retard about this shit.

>>213596816
Yeah hank and Peggy should be 80 and gh should be 16 and Luanne and Peggy should be in prison for manslaughter

>>213596898
Hank would be around 56 or 57, which makes a lot more sense for retirement age than fuckin 49, especially since Hank is a workaholic by nature. He even looks about that age in the show itself. Characters even say Bobby looks late 20s-early 30s, and then he bafflingly says he's 21, which fucked everything up instantly. GH should be 15 or 16. He's the only character whose age matches the timeskip.

>>213588629
>>213588642
>>213588958

Kys degenerate.

>>213593059
He does, and she gets jealous. His gf even calls her a slut. But if course he breaks up with her because she takes a dump in front of him and Hank on the Cowboys manager's desk. Connie gets btfo by her gay non relationship, and her and Bobby go on a few dates, ending in them reminiscing about the past.

>>213597264
Wait, so even I can write this shit now?
Fucking hell.

>>213588267
Men who accept these thousand cock stare whores have ruined dating for us non-chads. Not even chads can marry virgins nowadays.

>Bobby moved back to America without his parents
>somehow able to afford renting a place without any help from anyone
>and then owning his own restaurant
>while getting enough money to get down-payment for a new modern car
>in the span of under 3 year max
Is Bobby a Gary Stu? This feels like a fanfic.

>>213588334
how romantic.

>>213597341
Probably. It was predictable and formulaic but overall ok. Bad voice overs and shit animation aside.

>>213588073 (OP)
>you aren't allowed to judge me, a woman, on my extremely pertinent past behavior which indicates whether I'm suited for monogamy or not and how i view sex
Why though?

>>213588390
>just lie like a beta cuckhold and grovel
you're a loser, aren't you?

>>213592410
I'd absolutely be disgusted by her though and would never consider actually dating her.

>>213588073 (OP)
I cannot understand you. Your words are small and blurry. Learn English.

>>213592533
Is it really totally socially unacceptable to disagree with the feminist dogma? You can't ask why you shouldn't be able to take her past behavior into account?

>>213597444
>Is Bobby a Gary Stu?
He "partnered" with his childhood bully, only has a 15% stake, and is treated like garbage.

>>213596049
t.

>>213592533
This

>>213596978
>>213596978
Hank should be 66 because he's 38 in season 1. Literally who cares about a timeline compression in a fucking cartoon sitcom with 0 continuity.

>>213588334
>tfw no matter how much of a beta virgin you are you will never be as beta as this guy

>>213597929
Seems a lot more people care than you want, shill.

>>213595754
Women can have far more sex than men can.

>>213588129
She was your first love so this is a completely normal reaction

>>213593326
lmao are you insane. I would call my sister a stupid retard to her face if she told me that

Bobby had the exact perfect response- quiet disgust. He judges her for her stupid comment but knows that it isn't worth arguing with her.

>>213588073 (OP)

>>213595541
"Women don't come my way very often so I have to make THIS relationship work".

>>213596548
He’s right though. Just look at how the dude treated her when she tried to vent her frustrations with him like most girls due to their bfs under monogamy.

>>213598069
Woooahahah you got me im shilling this 10 years too late revival because im not being pedantic about characters ages or the fact that Bobby is the Buddha

>>213591823
>>213592703
>>213588844
It's natural selection you dumb fucks.
If a man fucks 1000 women he could have 1000 babies. If a women fucks 1000 men she'll still only have 1 baby. Therefore the former behavior has an advantage and the latter does not.

>>213588844
>leo is getting super old
>no kids
>will most likely be super autistic if he ever does have any
>will not be with a qualified mother, but just his most recent cum dump since he will no longer be able to get the tier of woman he used to get

In the long run, Leo loses. My kids are going to outcompete his. He is a bad example for this meme. Even a dumb nigger like Tate is a better example as he has like 8 kids. Someone like ozzy who has a wife and kids but was still allowed to fuck groupies is better. Bad meme

>>213597719
>only 15% stake
Out of nothing.