>ladies and gentlemen, we've found our "Joe Rogan of the left".

Seriously though, it's right there for him to seize. Why doesn't he?

>>213588396 (OP)
Only retirees watch him

>>213588396 (OP)
a listening audience of 3 doesnt attract advertisers.

>>213588396 (OP)
who?

His viewers are on the farm already and will never leave
The establishment has decided instead to reach the hip youth through fresh new IPs such as South Park.

>>213588396 (OP)
>Joe Rogan of the left
>pussy nerd
?

>joe rogan was the joe rogan of the left until the left couldn't stop being so fucking retarded
really activates one's almonds

OP here, I posted the wrong picture.

Joe Rogan doesn't need 20 writers telling him what to say.

he will indeed make his own podcast, the lefties will intentionally watch it just to
>stick it to Trump
First episode will do great, they will celebrate online how many views first episode got proving them right, and then stop watching it after 3 episodes.

>>213588492
he should go to canada, dogfucking is legal there

>>213588396 (OP)
He isn't remotely believable as a normal guy

>>213588535
why? he's not a white woman

>>213588492
How is he wrong?

>>213588535
you mean wolffucking
>>213588550
he's turkish

>>213588492
This guy hates Israel way too much to ever be made an anointed voice of the left.

>>213588550
worse, he's t*rkish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlqHZxpSxUw

>>213588504
he just needs a couple of cia and mossad agents to do it

>>213588572
What do Turks have to do with dogfucking?
I thought they're more into buttfucking blond English prisoners.

>>213588593
They figured it out?

Yep this is what the services we never trusted were doing

>>213588602
>What do Turks have to do with dogfucking?
youre right I shouldve said goatfucking, my bad

>>213588396 (OP)
Joe Rogan WAS the Joe Rogan of the left.

>>213588577
lefties hate Israel (or flat Jews) a lot in 2025.

2 fuckin scoops.

Joe Rogan is a retarded shill and I hope he gets cooked over a hobo grill made out of cinderblocks and eaten

>>213588396 (OP)
is he the one that did the parade of guys dressed as vaccines

>>213588480
>fresh new IPs such as South Park.

>>213589072
>American humor

>>213588396 (OP)
>Seriously though
only baitposters use this phrase

>>213589072
based. I came here to see this

>>213588396 (OP)
>Why doesn't he?
Joe Rogan invites people onto his show to have an unscripted, unedited discussion.
Think about it for 10 seconds. Do you think anyone like Colbert is even remotely capable of defending any of his positions on any subject at all? He'd get fucking torn apart. His entire thing is making non sequiturs and insults. It'd be more humiliating than the time Joe Rogan invited Adam Conover to try and defend his stance on tranny athletes.

>>213589242
The only thing that Joe Rogan proves is that in the comedy industry, consistently, the shittiest standups get the biggest pay day because retards like you will guffaw at it

>>213589242
remember when Jon Stewart tried to make jokes about COVID being a lab leak on Colbert and Colbert tried to shut down and step on his bits

>>213589600
He is the boogeyman that Colbert fancies himself, Jon does so much organizing it actually shocked me when I first looked into it.

>>213589105
No that’s libtard humor.

>>213589636
Zesty ass nigga

>>213588396 (OP)
That show probably has 20 writers writing his shit for him. Doing off the cuff 3 hour interviews doesn't seem likely.

>>213589444
What the hell are you even talking about, schizo
Rogan's show is literally just him and some other person talking, that's why it's popular
Try to stay on topic

>>213588722
And yet Jews still overwhelmingly support, donate, and vote for the left

Imagine being on the left and thinking that hating Israel does anything

>>213589715
Jews finance libs, not leftists, they picked Hillary over Bernie. Not that most Americans even know the difference between libs and leftists.

>>213589715
Jewish donors are both sides you retard.
Israel Chabad kikes are Republican while money Jews are democrat

>>213589715
Yeah... the right has the same problem. You think Trump's base want's antisemitism laws passed and building up Gaza?

The only way a "Joe Rogan of the left" would work would be making it an attack show with clippable moments, which is way out of Colbert's wheelhouse as a broadcaster used to pre-planned sketches and bits. That spindly dweeb Dean Withers is already doing that

He's too effeminate and smug, on top of that he is always wearing a suit and tie no matter what. Not saying Joe isn't bought and paid for but I'm definitely not listening to this nigga. He glows too hard, and I just don't see the average dude really taking him seriously.

>>213588396 (OP)
Because he is under contract to CBS until better part of next year and he has to produce and host a five days a week show. What are you, stupid?

>>213588396 (OP)
A "Joe Rogan of the Left" would need to be charming, masculine, and have a blue collar, non-establishment vibe. Colbert's the opposite of that.

>>213588396 (OP)
How do people not get fired and sued for bashing their employer on air?

>>213588396 (OP)
>Le trump amirite???
Boring. Joe atleast talks about different topics and interests

>>213588504
Jon Stewart used to be smarter than Colbert and akshually funny. Trevor Noah bombed with the same writers.

>>213590377
The politics grift ruined him. The Jon Stewart Show was unironic kino, if short lived.

>>213589826
i agree. make a film about helping saudi oil fight yemen pirates. while saving cargo ships le internationale. while bombing the hell out of iran for looking at u funny.

or go back to >>>/pol/lefty

>>213588396 (OP)
>smarter than Joe Rogan
>taller than Joe Rogan
>could beat up Joe Rogan

We already have a Joe Rogan of the left

>>213589139
And only underage newfags care about b8

>>213588396 (OP)
The only thing Colbert and Rogan have in common is they’re both awful at comedy.

>>213590596
What is blud babbling about

>>213590623
Only one of those statements is true.

>>213590564
>The Jon Stewart Show was unironic kino
Right. Jon skewered the left too when they made egregious mistakes with CNN as his favourite target. Stewart had a funny and honest report on the Biden-Trump presidential debate in 2024.
I don't remember Colbert criticizing the left/Democrats once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SJr44m-w1Y

>>213589715
> Imagine being on the left and thinking that hating Israel does anything
It’s mostly about shitting on Zionism and humanitarian concerns than it is anything though. The left doesn’t want to kill Jews, a good chunk of jewish leftists dislike Israel. Younger Jews especially hate it too. Fundamentally speaking, Israel is more afraid of anti zionists than they are of anti semites.

>>213590623
i thought twitch celebs are banned here?

>>213590951
The right doesn't want to kill them either. That childish accusation is as absurd as mentioning Gaza being antisemitic.

>>213589780
Bernie still sucks up to them for some reason

>>213590623
>smarter than joe rogan

not much of an accomplishment.

>>213588396 (OP)
Hes an awkward interviewer and "casual person". He fits perfectly as an exaggerated caricature though; unrivaled.

>>213588396 (OP)
Because he is boring and woke and artificial as fuck

>>213588487
Joe Rogan is an ugly fuck and tiny as shit. He is closer to a pussy nerd.

If you think Rogan is masculine then you are gay.

>>213588396 (OP)
I could see him doing a shorter length podcast interviewing people and maybe doing a small bit with them, but he's never going to get the following that joe rogan has

>>213589831
>attack show with clippable moments
do Zoomer Podcast Conservatives really have no memory of the Colbert Report?

>>213592284
This. If me and Rogan ever fought I’d just pick him up like a toddler and toss him away from me.

>>213592284
curious about what you consider an archtypical 'masculine' man to be, since it's definitely a concept you're in favour of and you're not just seething and trying to own the chuds right now

>>213590951
The notion that there's dissent amongst the jews is complete fiction. They're the perfect master race, they have perfect ethnic unity. Everything else is subterfuge.

>>213592561
Someone like your Dad, a normal man and not a tiny bald loser who does drugs and has sex with transgirls? which Rogan does

>>213590951
no idea on the context but surely this image is saying 'people that hate jews will be happiest to see us go, countries that hate jews will be happiest we've got somewhere to be', rather than an indication of some nefarious scheme where they're actually going to make people hate them because it's in their interest

>>213589953
this sounds like a job for beta o'dorke lol

>>213592682
i don't like rogan, i just get the strong impression that you don't like him for political reasons and are aware you're talking to people that don't share your political views, so you're trying to convince them by appealing to 'their values'
transgirls gave it away, thanks for the ego boost from confirming
chud awayyyy!

LUFT?!!?
ROIGHT?!?!?
LIBRULS?!?!?!
CONSURVATIVES!?!?!!?

>>213589072
>this made americans shit and piss their pants in laughter

>>213592711
> rather than an indication of some nefarious scheme where they're actually going to make people hate them because it's in their interest
Sure, but in practice and years later on it’s come to have a different meaning. Whether neos like >>213592626 to admit or not, they’re ultimately “goodest goy” imaginable because they directly play into the narrative Israel has unintentionally or otherwise. It’s a symbiotic relationship where Zionism and anti semitism need the other.

>>213588396 (OP)
And take a pay cut? NO

>>213592284
>>213592459
I’m sure both of you kick the asses of Machado black belts all the time. I’m in awe of how strong and cool you guys are.

>>213588396 (OP)
Nobody on the left gives a shit about Stephen Colbert, his audience is exclusively 50+ boomer neocons

>>213588490
What left wing policies does Joe Rogan disagree with?

>>213588881
>mcbain.jpg

>>213588564
>one candidate wanted to apply tariffs
>the other one didn't

It took me about .05ms to think of an example of how the Republicans and Democrats do not agree on "economic issues". What kind of retarded loops do you have to jump through to pretend they're the same?

>>213588396 (OP)
Joe Rogan is more a leftist than Stephen Colbert unironically

>>213588577
Nigger what the left loathes srael, it's boomer evangelical conservatives that give Israel all its political power in America

>>213588396 (OP)
Because he's not funny, he's not intuitive, he's just a mouthpiece for whoever pays him.