Thread 213595464 - /tv/ [Archived: 10 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:48:35 AM No.213595464
Ara
Ara
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>yes Hagrid is my friend and he saved my life and he also directed you (his friends) to come here for answers but muh keedz is hungray n shit

What was his fucking problem?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:49:43 AM No.213595496
Spiders gonna spide
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:53:39 AM No.213595599
Keep in mind an 11 year old child can easily wander into their lair (or pretty much anything dangerous in the forest) yet Dumbledore did nothing to stop it
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:59:33 AM No.213595735
>>213595464 (OP)
He was just telling it like it is, family has to eat and you Harry are retarded food.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:00:34 AM No.213595768
>>213595464 (OP)
Cool it with the racism. Black Lives Matter.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:02:08 AM No.213595803
>>213595464 (OP)
Hagrid would torch these cocksuckers the next day with a dragon flamethrower if they harmed Harry, was the spider retarded?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:03:00 AM No.213595818
He was a fucking nigger itโ€™s as simple as that
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:04:39 AM No.213595853
>>213595464 (OP)
What the fuck does he eat other than hogwarts students?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:05:58 AM No.213595891
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Idk, but once again Iโ€™m wondering why they donโ€™t just use practical effects when they always look way better.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:07:16 AM No.213595924
>>213595891
This scene still scares the shit out of me but if you remade it in 2025 with CGI I would feel nothing
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:07:23 AM No.213595928
>>213595464 (OP)
If you've ever played the KOTN ad on for Oblivion you get a blessing that makes animals(except mudcrabs) non hostile to you but it doesn't apply to your companions. So yeah I like The Adoring Fan but Mountain Lions have got to eat and I can't deny him a fat juicy Bosmer that wouldn't be right
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:07:41 AM No.213595935
>>213595891
Ask a team of expensive engineers and sculptors to spend several months to craft a bunch of lifelike figures with complex robotics inside
vs
Ask rajesh (works for 0.25 rupees an hour) to draw spider on computer
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:08:09 AM No.213595943
>>213595464 (OP)
>friends of my friend are my enemies
Zoomers are so fucking ignorant.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:08:51 AM No.213595967
>>213595891
Requires talented people to pull off
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:13:38 AM No.213596077
Hagrid should have been fired long ago
Like imagine if you found out the janitor at your kids school was keeping bears or leopards in the bush behind the school, only checking on them every few days and doing very little to ensure they are in an enclosed space.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:14:22 AM No.213596098
>>213595924
same
cgi spiders do nothing for me but this fucking thing haunts me
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:24:11 AM No.213596385
>>213595464 (OP)
He's a fucking spider. Stop expecting human reactions from him just because he can speak.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:24:44 AM No.213596400
>>213595853
Ass
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:25:21 AM No.213596424
>>213595464 (OP)
Spiders are the niggers of the magic world
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:27:10 AM No.213596476
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>>213595891
>Idk, but once again Iโ€™m wondering why they donโ€™t just use practical effects when they always look way better.
What the fuck is with this meme? Practical effects look good for static stills, but in video it looks like ass because its clearly a stiff puppet.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:28:25 AM No.213596513
>>213595599
>forest literally is forbidden for students
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:29:39 AM No.213596543
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>>213596476
How broad is your brush?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:29:55 AM No.213596550
>>213595464 (OP)
NEVER trust a spider.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:29:59 AM No.213596553
>>213596424
hearty smile
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:30:11 AM No.213596560
>>213595599
>Easily
>nest is extremely deep in the forest and the entire forest is off-limits for the student body
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:30:23 AM No.213596566
>>213596476
HELLO SAAR
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:32:07 AM No.213596615
>>213595464 (OP)
He has hundreds of children and they take priority, he can't let a free buffet show up and just leave. Hagrid is a special case and the only exception.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:32:44 AM No.213596627
>>213595464 (OP)
A literal fucking spider.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:33:00 AM No.213596636
>>213596476
Boomers love puppets for some reason
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:33:49 AM No.213596657
>>213596476
Nah motherfucker, the animatronics in JP3 are noticeably worse than those in 1 and 2, don't try to pull that shit
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:34:20 AM No.213596673
>Hagrid obtained Aragog as an egg and raised him in secret
>After he escaped to the Forest, single
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:39:50 AM No.213596833
>>213596673
oops
>handedly caused the creation of entire giant spider colony by finding Aragog a wife as well
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:43:20 AM No.213596928
>>213596476
>posts hybrid example
That tongue is clearly CGI
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:48:21 AM No.213597056
>>213595464 (OP)
Didn't he say that his kids would eat Hagrid and he wouldn't be able to stop them?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:49:21 AM No.213597082
>>213595464 (OP)
>Hagrid was accused of using his pet giant spider to petrified and kill multiple students
>They found him guilty and he was expelled
>But Dumbledore gave him the job as groundskeeper so he could still stay at the school
>The giant killer spider was released right in the woods outside the school
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:49:52 AM No.213597094
>>213595464 (OP)
EBT
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:51:30 AM No.213597140
>>213596636
Boomers are known for their love of puppets. Every Boomer I've seen has been carrying a puppet
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:51:59 AM No.213597156
>>213596513
>>213596560
why isnt there some magic barrier keeping students out?

Harry and ron legit just walk there
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:52:11 AM No.213597163
>>213597082
hagrid was a maverick but he got results god damn it, need more badges like him in this precinct
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:52:57 AM No.213597185
>>213596657
>the animatronics in JP3 are noticeably worse than those in 1 and 2
Everybody knows this
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:55:03 AM No.213597246
I like the chapter in 6 where Harry is basically drunk off his ass after drinking the luck potion, and he goes to Aragog's funeral and delivers a speech for this psycho monster that tried to kill him as a kid.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:55:12 AM No.213597254
>>213597082
They never found the giant spider, it escaped deep into the forest. Hagrid was expelled for his apparently accidental involvement in trying to raise the creature. It's not clear when exactly he got the groundskeeper job anyway, given Dumbledore wasn't headmaster at that time, it may have happened a few years later.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:55:22 AM No.213597256
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>>213596636
Based boomers
Luv me puppets
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:55:51 AM No.213597272
>>213597246
Radcliffe does funny stuff well.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:56:59 AM No.213597308
>>213597156
The ones that wander in and get eaten weren't going to make it anyway
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:58:07 AM No.213597347
>>213595935
only one of them gets my box office
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:00:43 AM No.213597414
>>213595891
>>213595464 (OP)
>Aragog is in his 50s or 60s at this stage, and still lives another five years, albeit frail and blind
So these things live for quite a while.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:04:24 AM No.213597516
its magic
its magic
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>>213597414
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:05:16 AM No.213597537
>>213597254
Plus, Dumbledore knew full well the creature Hagrid was raising was not responsible for the attacks, I imagine he would have concluded the best way to handle the acromantula, in the forest is to just steer clear, whatever capacity they existed in. Given how long they follow the spiders for, their nest is very deep in the forest and no one is just going to stumble across it if they go into the outskirts of the forest (which is entirely forbidden anyway).
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:05:48 AM No.213597550
>>213597516
I more mean all those children of his will be around for decades as well.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:07:00 AM No.213597580
>>213595464 (OP)
It's a fucking spider, what did you expect?

The whole "don't judge a book by its cover" nonsense has done irreparable damage to the human race. Your brain has evolved over eons to perceive danger based on a glimpse, but movies and tv try to convince us to not listen to this visceral highly accurate reaction. FUCKIN NONSENS
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:07:25 AM No.213597588
>>213597272
He was also literally drunk when they filmed it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:07:48 AM No.213597594
>>213597550
The ones who didn't get smooshed in the battle of hogfarts anyway.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:12:51 AM No.213597737
At least with the spiders you know where things stand. You're meat and they gotta eat. So stay out of their way and there'll be no trouble.

It's the centaurs that are irksome to deal with, obtuse motherfuckers. And they don't even stay deep in the forest, they wander all over, spouting their cocky bullshit.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:18:11 AM No.213597869
>>213597256
>manchildren love puppets
>based
Cringe
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:21:12 AM No.213597944
>>213595599
The forest is forbidden, also if you think dumbledore is the good guy you haven't paid attention
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:21:50 AM No.213597960
>>213595599
No one was stupid enough to wander into the forbidden forest at night except for harry and ron, and they only did it because they were following a trail of spiders, because apparently these deadly deadly spiders are just hanging out in closets and under dressers in hogwarts all the time.
The wizards really need to get a health and safety board for their society, for their own sakes.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:26:38 AM No.213598076
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>>213597414
Spiders live pretty long. I remember I had a few orb weavers living on my porch for a couple months. I even named them. Then the winds came :,(
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:29:33 AM No.213598134
JPIII_Ptera
JPIII_Ptera
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>>213596657
>>213597185
uhhh ok

>>213597580
This really only applies to snakes, and even then people who are phyiscally and emotionally afraid of snakes are weird.
Arachnophobes are actual pussies enabled by society.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:32:24 AM No.213598204
>>213598134
>still limited movements
>still looks like a giant puppet instead of a breathing living animal
ok unc
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:36:13 AM No.213598280
>>213598204
How do you know what a real pterodactyl looked like broccoli ahh head?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:36:18 AM No.213598283
>>213597960
It was ALL spiders in Hogwarts that were fleeing, not just Aragog's offspring.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:39:44 AM No.213598359
>>213598134
I was talking about niggers, though.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:40:45 AM No.213598392
>>213598280
>animals look like giant stiff puppets
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:41:49 AM No.213598417
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>>213598204
And is that the capacity in which it is seen in the film?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:45:59 AM No.213598497
>>213598417
>gm saaaaar!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:46:40 AM No.213598515
Atrax_robustus
Atrax_robustus
md5: 4b57c66055ab2cd0613e484eb6b45e00๐Ÿ”
>>213598359
Arachnophobes are still objectively pussies and you can never use the argument of danger to justify it. Sydney-funnel webs are probably the only spider you can actually regard as a dangerous animal and their 'total' recorded kill count (13, none since 1981), is still much smaller than the yearly kill count of honeybees.
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femanon !M6R0eWkIpk
8/12/2025, 2:47:36 AM No.213598535
>>213595599
"If a little spoiled shit, especially a mudblood, goes that far into the forest they deserve what comes to them" Dumbledore said calmly
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:47:40 AM No.213598537
>>213596476
Here's your (you), Sukhdeep.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:48:42 AM No.213598558
>>213598283
But why would those spiders run straight to aragog and not just into the four winds?
I don't really remember the book too well, but I think they found aragog differently in it, and it was just streamlined for the movie.
But it still begs the question. If it was a big dead Hagrid had one as a pet, and they thought it was enough of a threat what when Riddle frames him everyone just goes "Well yeah, its a deadly deadly spider, innit!" And Harry and Ron constantly roll their eyes whenever Hagrid says its "harmless" or "wouldn't hurt a fly" because he says that about dragons and blast ended skroots and all kinds of horrible shit.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:49:38 AM No.213598582
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>>213598515
has it ever occured to you that maybe the reason more people don't get killed by spiders is BECAUSE they're terrified of them? like maybe the fear causes them to AVOID spiders and therefore more people aren't killed by them? dumbass

it's like when people say this shit about sharks acting all fucking smart assed and shit 'oh sharks don't even kill that many people!' well if people weren't scared of them and swam with the sharks more often i bet more people would be fucking killed by sharks
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:51:13 AM No.213598619
>>213596543
I love galaxy quest, and I think a big part of the charm is that all of the production design is just way too good to for a dipshit schlocky star trek meta-parody/spoof.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:52:54 AM No.213598656
>snakes known to petrify
>blame spider
no-leg jews strike again
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:56:49 AM No.213598744
>>213598582
Anon, you don't typically get bitten by the spiders you can see.
I've probably had a half dozen black widow bites over my life. Usually because my dad (a notorious arachnophobe) would make me clean out the garage and crawlspace, and I always got bit because I shoved my hand between some old cardboard boxes without checking and just feeling that nasty sting and getting a welt, to which my father had zero sympathy despite the mere sight of a house spider would send him into a shrieking girly fit.
Protip for spider bites as soon as you notice it, run some hot water in the tap, not scalding hot, don't burn yourself, but as hot as you can stand, and just let that run over the bite for a while.
The proteins in the venom break down under high heat, and it will help reduce the damage it does.
It will also soften the skin and clean the site so its less likely to fester.
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femanon !M6R0eWkIpk
8/12/2025, 2:57:21 AM No.213598757
>>213598656
this. spiders are cool.
based spider momma behind the lightbulb in my bedroom has caught and devoured mosquitoes for me throughout summer
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:57:32 AM No.213598761
>>213595599
That pederast was probably into the spider cocooning and vore fetish. I bet he took little boys there that were never seen again.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:58:13 AM No.213598773
>>213598744
>arachnophobia dad makes his son clean shit
damn no wonder you think they're all pussies
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:59:46 AM No.213598804
>>213595853
centaurs
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:00:26 AM No.213598817
>>213595599
Dumbledore's greatest teachings were natural selection.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:02:08 AM No.213598850
>>213598656
No one got petrified the first time it opened. Moaning Myrtle just got killed straight up and then when the school was under threat of being shut down tom cooled his jets and framed hagrid.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:02:19 AM No.213598856
>>213598761
stop projecting, bro
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk
8/12/2025, 3:02:42 AM No.213598865
>>213598744
wtf your dad was a gay piece of shit and a terrible parent
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:05:34 AM No.213598923
>>213598582
>like maybe the fear causes them to AVOID spiders and therefore more people aren't killed by them?
Ancient humans faced off against american lions that weighed as much as a horse. You really think they would've folded in fear against an arthropod you could kill in one step?
Keep in mind that several cultures around the world did revere spiders, it is a learned fear and not an ingrained one. (This is why even the absolute most extreme cases of arachnophobia have been cured https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co7BWWoF-5I )
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:08:48 AM No.213598998
>>213595599
Duble โ€œschool of hard knocksโ€ dore
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:09:20 AM No.213599012
>>213598850
If she was killed by the spider there would have been marks, but she died instantly with no signs of physical damage cause Basilisk just instakills people when they look in it's eyes. They should have noticed that there are no marks.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:09:52 AM No.213599023
>>213598773
It was always funny, otherwise he's a pretty macho boomer dad, but he just has legitimate arachnophobia.
He told me once that one of his earliest memories was being in a crib while a spider crawled across his face and it just traumatized him.
Funniest thing will always be one morning I'm barely out of bed for school and he just bursts through my door screaming and prancing around in his tightie whities screaming about ASPIDERZZZONMEGEDDITOFFFF!!!!
I'm trying to figure out whats going on, and then assure him there's no spider on him, he immediately runs back into his room, and I follow, and in the corner of the closet is this little fucking baby wolf spider, and he grabs a can of hairspray, and a cigarette lighter, and begins blowtorching the corner of his closet. The fucking carpet got singed. And he's just screaming AAHMGUNNAGIIITYOUUUUUUUU!
I'm just glad that there is plenty of shit that makes me squeamish, but there is very little that really terrifies me like that.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:10:53 AM No.213599051
>>213595464 (OP)
literally "lol said the scorpion, lmao" what are we doing here guys? Come on.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:11:18 AM No.213599060
>>213599012
>They should have noticed
You're forgetting that most wizards are actually, unironically, quite literally inbred morons who just shit on the floor until the 40's when someone realized the muggles were onto something with the whole plumbing thing, magic be damned.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:11:50 AM No.213599070
>>213599012
Maybe they thought Hagrid extracted poison and was careless with it resulting in her death.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:16:32 AM No.213599184
>>213598076
Naming and caring for wild creatures or strays just seems like you're setting yourself up for heartbreak.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:20:49 AM No.213599280
>>213595464 (OP)
Seeing how stupid this spider looked and how awesome Shelob looked in their respective movies that were made at the same time helped me realize what hackwork Harry Potter is and always has been.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:23:00 AM No.213599329
>>213595464 (OP)
How'd he have so many kids? Where was Mrs. Aragog?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:23:54 AM No.213599351
>>213599329
Mentioned in the book, Hagrid found his wife for him.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:28:03 AM No.213599469
>>213599351
Top lad that Hagrid, making sure his friend gets some spider pussy.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:29:15 AM No.213599497
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>>213599469
the correct term is spussy
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:31:38 AM No.213599547
>>213599184
Not that anon, but at my old place when I went out back to smoke there was this potted plant, and every year a preying mantis would move in, and it was always there, and they're kind of cool to watch, so eventually I just named it Marty. Obviously year after year it wasn't the same mantis, but I just pretended like it was. And I looked at it as the plants protector for the season.
Was always bummed I never got an ootheca (that I could find) when it came time to bring the plants inside.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:39:19 AM No.213599761
>>213595464 (OP)
The only human he cared for was Hagrid.
Hagrid was kind and well meaning but he was kind of a terrible judge of character.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:44:20 AM No.213599907
>>213599184
There was a wild rabbit that I saw almost every morning for maybe half a year, very easy to tell apart because it had a hole ripped in one ear.
I haven't seen him in months :(
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:46:20 AM No.213599957
>bunch of black insects jumping on two white kids
what did J.K Rowling meant by this?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:51:09 AM No.213600086
be honest with me, are spiders inherently evil, yes or not?
Replies: >>213600197 >>213600419 >>213600573 >>213600711 >>213608224 >>213608375
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:56:49 AM No.213600197
>>213600086
No. Spiders are bros for the most part.
Used to be this big spider web in my back yard, between the bush, and the railing of the porch, and the side of the house, and when the lights were on at night I'd just swat a couple moths out of the air and straight into the web. Sometimes you could catch it running out to get them, sometimes I'd just see them cocooned the next morning.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:02:15 AM No.213600318
1754561225335214
1754561225335214
md5: 6289b2c8f9996e8a19c693d3b190797f๐Ÿ”
>>213597185
>>213596657
>the animatronics in JP3 are noticeably worse
MABYE in terms of movement but no in terms of design, detail, texture and authenticity.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:03:22 AM No.213600351
>>213596560
plus the centaur whp is friend of Dumbledore would jave found the kid first
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:06:17 AM No.213600419
>>213600086
no, they're animals
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:08:18 AM No.213600472
>>213595599
just because magic is real doesnt mean dumbledore cant be a darwinist
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:08:30 AM No.213600478
so the syllabus for those 11 year old kids has a book on magic creatures which describes a giant snake that petrifies people, the founder of one of the houses spoke with snakes and they had to rely on a 11 year old girl because the genius headmaster couldnt figure that one out?
Replies: >>213606154
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:12:41 AM No.213600573
cocaine-love[1]
cocaine-love[1]
md5: bbbde924976db91968bb36ec449084db๐Ÿ”
>>213600086
yes on top of being a degenerate drug dealer this one can kill you with a single touch
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:18:23 AM No.213600711
>>213600086
No, because they kill mosquitoes.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:27:15 AM No.213600962
>>213597254
>>213597082
>>213597537
The more you learn about Dumbledore, the more retarded he becomes. Why wouldn't he absolve Hagrid and let him study magic again?
Replies: >>213601093 >>213606233 >>213606419
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:32:26 AM No.213601093
>>213600962
The more and more I think about it and rewatch, it just becomes painfully obvious to me that almost all of the faults of the series are derived from the fact that J.K. Rowling doesn't understand what role a government is meant to play in governing for its people, which actually makes a lot of sense, because J.K. Rowling is:
1. A woman.
2. British.

A very quick example of this from the most picked-on example from Book 1: The plot is that Dumbledore, a headmaster at a school, is entrusted with a magical stone that can prolong and restore life to half-dead things. This only makes sense because Rowling doesn't understand a government:
1. Should have keen interest in guarding or destroying a rare artifact from an enemy to the nation/world with utmost security.
2. Should have the public funding to afford all amounts of protection and overprotection necessary to stop anything short of a full-scale successful invasion.
3. Would have interest in weaponizing the artifact for themselves.
4. Would, assuming that for some reason they HAD to keep it at Hogwarts, invest a shitton of money and attention to increasing the security to #2 levels, as opposed to several riddles that literal school children could beat.

To continue beating the horse, another great example is the fact that any time any laws are broken or judgement must be carried out, a high-ranking political figure shows up themselves to take care of it. When Harry accidentally inflates his aunt Marge, instead of a low-ranking officer, or a district police detective showing up, Harry is met by Cornelius Fudge personally to discuss the matter. In the same book, Fudge showed up personally to oversee execution of a freaking Hippogriff.

It's no wonder how Voldemort was winning the war. His entire plan was just to organize people into a military presence and then just pick off a seemingly demilitarized and defenseless wizard population.
Replies: >>213603732 >>213603952
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:33:25 AM No.213601119
>>213595599
>yet Dumbledore did nothing to stop it
its a retard filter
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:34:51 AM No.213601167
>>213597156
>actually we should foster and support the retards i the wizarding world oh and also give them wands and teach them powerful spells and potion making
or just let natural selection do its thing.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:27:04 AM No.213602363
>>213597580
yeah
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:44:06 AM No.213602735
>>213598134
>Arachnophobes are actual pussies enabled by society.
this. Spiders will leave you alone and feed on mosquitos and flies which can harm you, yet most of the population secretes high amounts of estrogen when encountering one. Pathetic.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:47:05 AM No.213602817
>>213595464 (OP)
I HATE SPIDERNIGGERS!!!!!!!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:50:13 AM No.213602878
464
464
md5: 8a17bbc93e21bc44642e4b18083b3956๐Ÿ”
>>213596476
>>213596636
it's not just that boomers live puppets

actors react to puppets better. the lighting is more real. the light hits the puppet more realistically.

puppets are something on the stage that has real texture and real weight.
cgi can look plastic and weightless.
cgi can look shiny and lack texture.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:53:45 AM No.213602954
>>213597580
>hollywood kikes brainwash the goyim into letting themselves get fucked over
imagine my shock
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:55:20 AM No.213602993
true
true
md5: f38cc525bc1c06f4e7c017e3b93722bf๐Ÿ”
>>213597737
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:57:15 AM No.213603037
>>213597580
Singles of truth!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:57:51 AM No.213603052
>>213595464 (OP)
never trust never relax
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:01:36 AM No.213603128
>>213595464 (OP)
J.K. Rowling becoming a literal fucking billionaire by plagiarizing other people's work and everyone eating up her ABOMINABLY TERRIBLE writing is reason #290,181 that mankind is slated for eradication.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:05:50 AM No.213603205
>>213598744
your dad is a pussy ass faggot and you are a retard for not using gloves
Replies: >>213603349
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:13:23 AM No.213603349
>>213603205
Its a spider bite. Literally nothing.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:32:19 AM No.213603732
>>213601093
This.. this feels like copypasta.

This is wonderful.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:43:54 AM No.213603952
>>213601093
The stone is entrusted to Dumbledore by a private citizen that's lived for over 600 years, not the government. The ministry of magic has no involvement in the plot at all of the first book. Most of the security measures, done by the teachers, are just there to test Harry and his friends capabilities because Dumbledore was sure that Voldemort, nor any of his minions would ever stand a chance at getting the stone out of the mirror of erised. If you are going to criticize the plot or the mechanics of the story, you should actually pay attention to it.
Replies: >>213605017
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:55:16 AM No.213604150
>>213599012
You are assuming Tom Riddle or Hagrid would have reason to tell anyone exactly what kind of monster Hagrid was keeping and raising in secret. We see the night that Tom frames Hagrid from Tom's PoV, but as the one that is actually guilty of setting the basilisk free on students, why would Tom tell the ministry what kind of monster Hagrid was raising since it interfere with the frame job?
His version told to them could simply be he knew Hagrid was raising some kind of monster, but when he confronted Hagrid the monster overpowered him or slipped past him before he could identify it. And Hagrid, being the giant monster lover that he is, would never betray his 'friend' Aragog by telling the ministry it was a giant spider because then they would obviously want to go hunt it down and kill it for it's crimes. Just like how the Hippogriff in book 3 gets sentenced for execution for having simply injured a student.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:19:04 AM No.213604598
1742429735301571
1742429735301571
md5: 321fee7dce193954cbea88b70cad7133๐Ÿ”
>yes Hagrid is my friend and he saved my life and he also directed you (his friends) to come here for answers but muh keedz is hungray n shit

>What was his fucking problem
Replies: >>213604685
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:23:24 AM No.213604685
>>213604598
this is funny when you imagine a jeet saying that to Harry and Ron in the middle of a dark forest
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:41:47 AM No.213605017
>>213603952
>The stone is entrusted to Dumbledore by a private citizen that's lived for over 600 years, not the government
The government, regardless of who made the transaction, would have extreme and significant interest in this stone and would insert themselves into that scenario. This is like saying "Oh yeah this guy was just entrusted a nuclear missile by a private entity. The government would have no interest in that or reason to show up in the plot."

>Most of the security measures, done by the teachers, are just there to test Harry and his friends
"Hey, Steve"
>"Yeah Bob?"
"You know that nuclear missile that was entrusted to this school?"
>"...unfortunately."
"Well, I was thinking, I know we have that missile inside the vault, and that the one student stumbled on it in the middle of the night, right?"
>"Yeah, and we had to move it."
"Why don't we put a bunch of deadly traps in front of it that could legitimately kill a person, but are all easily solved by the children we are warden to."
>". . . . . .wwwwhy?"
"Oh, just in case that one kid shows up again. I think he'll have fun almost dying."
>"...fuck it, we're already going to get sued to hell and back. Why not add attempted murder of 10 year-olds onto it. Surely we need them for protecting the missile."

Do you listen to yourself?
Replies: >>213606881 >>213609191
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:00:12 AM No.213605319
230220101022-01-jk-rowling
230220101022-01-jk-rowling
md5: 4b6ba6c333ea59f7952f01cc9d339de8๐Ÿ”
>>213599060
I'm actually amazed there's not more Harry Potter scat erotica in light of that particular bit of worldbuilding JKR dropped on us.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:10:01 AM No.213605457
>>213599012
Was Tom Voldemort or not? The series is shit and I only watched the movies due to my mother being in love with both, so I never payed much attention.
Replies: >>213605744
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:28:25 AM No.213605744
>>213605457
Yes, that's his actual name, Tom Riddle.
Replies: >>213605941 >>213605990
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:31:59 AM No.213605787
>>213595599
did you forget they have a fucking cerberus creature in the school ready to kill any child that stumbles across it
also a tree that tried to murder anything that moves near it
dumbledore really didnt give a fuck
Replies: >>213606175
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:41:23 AM No.213605941
>>213605744
So why did he go from basically proto-Harry to magic Hitler?
Replies: >>213606015
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:44:46 AM No.213605990
>>213605744
I think Dumbledore never calls him Voldmort and always addresses him as Tom to his face but I don't remember.
Replies: >>213606573
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:46:35 AM No.213606015
>>213605941
That was always a false persona he put on to charm others, he was always a sociopath.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:55:43 AM No.213606154
>>213600478
> they had to rely on a 11 year old girl
Hermione didnโ€™t actually do anything useful
Replies: >>213609906
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:57:08 AM No.213606175
>>213605787
Ron brothers sell rape drugs in school and everyone is cool with that.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:01:10 AM No.213606233
>>213600962
English politics
Look at the UK parliament. So you think autistic Dumbledore wants to deal with that?
No. He's an elderly nick Fuentes.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:04:09 AM No.213606266
>>213595599
It is a lesson on wisdom. Wise men learn from the deaths of others.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:15:45 AM No.213606419
>>213600962
>Why wouldn't he absolve Hagrid and let him study magic again?
Whenever this issue comes up in the books it's because his powers as headmaster are arbitrarily limited by a board of governors or the ministry.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:27:52 AM No.213606573
>>213605990
Correct, he only calls him Tom, even when Voldemort specifically says it's what he goes by now in one of the flashbacks in Book 6.
Replies: >>213606685 >>213606719
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:37:20 AM No.213606685
>>213606573
>Dumbledore is transphobic
Based
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:39:31 AM No.213606719
>>213606573
>Hello, Thomas Riddle.
>Uh...I'm actually going by uh, Voldemort now, Lord Volde-
>So, Thomas Riddle, for what reason have you entered my Headmaster's Office?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:45:59 AM No.213606808
bravo rowling
bravo rowling
md5: 382e7a77fc3efd1b3a45348f8b546dfe๐Ÿ”
>>213595599
>LGBT school official
>turns a blind eye to predator ensnaring children under his care
Replies: >>213606856 >>213606905
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:50:05 AM No.213606856
>>213606808
>government is useless bunch of retards and women will turn it into tyrannical nanny state unless they get good centaur rape
>turns a blind eye to predator ensnaring children under his care
>you should use peopleโ€™s true name
I wonder why it took left so long to turn on that book
Replies: >>213610027
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:52:08 AM No.213606881
>>213605017
Perhaps Dumbledore is not a fucking bootlicker and simply didn't tell the government?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:53:03 AM No.213606893
>>213595599
It's pretty obvious that wizards don't have the same ideas about ensuring child safety as muggles do. If they die, they die.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:54:02 AM No.213606905
>>213606808
>LGBT school official
>keeps deadnaming Voldermort for shits and giggles
Replies: >>213607003
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:59:34 AM No.213606954
>>213595464 (OP)
the fucking school has subsidized infinite free food they could have fed those spiders for years
Replies: >>213607063
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:03:52 AM No.213607003
>>213606905
Maybe heโ€™s LGB without T school officials, which is why imagining Snape in womanโ€™s clothes is considered hilarious in Hogwarts
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:08:29 AM No.213607063
>>213606954
They have slaves prepare their infinite food for no clear reason and one of the four houses is magic Hitlerjugend, what makes you believe they would feed some subhuman spiders living in a cave?
Replies: >>213607096
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:11:35 AM No.213607096
>>213607063
no but with some very basic entrepreneurial spirit from a young student you could have your own spider army
Replies: >>213607160
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:15:48 AM No.213607160
>>213607096
It's basically what Hagrid did, he just lacked the will to power. If he wasn't such a retard he could have been the king of the wizard world. Probably why Dumbledore kept him around as his goon.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:16:55 AM No.213607178
>>213595464 (OP)
>What was his fucking problem?
Hagrid is a half-giant and doesn't perceive threats on the same level as everyone else because he's far too strong to be in any real danger from them.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:34:26 AM No.213607378
This always bothered me ever since I first saw the film as a 7 year old at the cinemas
Replies: >>213607435
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:39:00 AM No.213607435
>>213607378
Why? He's a spider. He has lingering attachment to Hagrid specifically for raising him and helping him start his family but otherwise it's all just food, and his children gotta eat.
Replies: >>213607825
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:00:13 AM No.213607687
>>213598744
>Anon, you don't typically get bitten by the spiders you can see.
Gee I wonder why, maybe for the exact same reason this guy explained? >>213598582
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:05:53 AM No.213607758
>>213596673
he later found him Mosag waifu
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:12:33 AM No.213607825
>>213607435
If he has lingering attachment to Hagrid, he should have enough empathy to comprehend that maybe, just maybe, Hagrid considers the non-Slytherin students to be like his own kids.

Really though the problem couldโ€™ve been solved by just sacrificing a few Slytherin children to the forest every year or so. Pretty sure spider metabolisms can make a few human child meals stretch.
Replies: >>213607864 >>213607934
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:14:22 AM No.213607840
>>213595891
Doing the Studio tour and seeing all the practical stuff they did is kino

Even stuff you'd assume was CGI was practical, like the Gringotts vault door or the Chamber of secrets door. They actually function too. Shame the later films went massively CG.

Half expect the HBO series to use lots of practical stuff so they can put it in the tour afterwards.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:16:23 AM No.213607864
>>213607825
The point of their relationship was that Hagrid is a retard who had way more love than he should have for dangerous monsters.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:22:42 AM No.213607934
>>213607825
>he should have enough empathy
It doesn't, that's the point. It's a monster, even if it's capable of human speech and converse with as such, it'll still a monster. The Fantastic Beasts book even spell this out with regards to classifications on some of the magical animals: just because a particular creature is seemingly intelligent and/or capable of speech doesn't mean they aren't beasts that will fuck you up.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:40:07 AM No.213608145
>>213595768
Has anyone ever complained about white spiders?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:42:05 AM No.213608170
>>213596385
>spider dindu nothin
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:42:22 AM No.213608173
its a whimsical childrens book
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:45:35 AM No.213608224
>>213600086
they're oppressed
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:56:48 AM No.213608354
>>213595803
this is true I think. Hagrid would fucking snap and Dumbledore would be so pissed he would probably help
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:58:50 AM No.213608375
>>213600086
I think wasps are evil to be honest, the niggers of the animal kingdom
Replies: >>213608642
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:12:54 PM No.213608554
Remember when Hermione wanted to free the house elves but they actually liked their slavery?
Replies: >>213609093
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:19:44 PM No.213608642
>>213608375
they at least eat some flies or something, killer slugs are the ultimate niggers
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:23:02 PM No.213608690
>>213598076
>have bright celling light in gamer-room
>it attracts all kinds of flying little shits
>spider takes up residence on the light-fixture
>takes care of all the flying retards
>lives there all summer
I don't know where it goes, but there's a new(?) spider on the light again. This is the 3rd year in a row now.
I luv' me spider.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:41:20 PM No.213608926
>>213595464 (OP)
>be spider
>enter your house
>expect to live there for free
>expect to be fed flies
what is going on here
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:55:54 PM No.213609093
>>213608554
It's not that they like slavery, it's that they stay as slaves out of a sense of honour (they're shown to be incredibly powerful magical beings and could easily escape if they wanted to). If some stupid human child forces or tricks them into giving up their oaths they're going to be angry.

It's why Dobby's movement is better and the way to go. He is trying to show them that there is no shame in freedom and at the very least, you don't have to put up with being treated badly and not being respected.

People just like bad faith takes on the book (like people inventing stupid issues with literally every non-english name in the series)
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:06:57 PM No.213609191
>>213605017
The stone is not a weapon retard, and since the wizarding world lives in secrecy there is no reason why the ministry would operate like a traditional government. They are not separate nations with their own borders, the primary role of the ministry is keeping muggles from knowing about wizards, it wouldn't operate like a government does.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:36:38 PM No.213609475
>>213595464 (OP)
Reminder that these spiders are rated to be as dangerous to wizards as dragons are, and Hagrid found a mate for his pet that was released into the wild to freely mass breed in the hundreds, possibly thousands, and in the last book some of them help attack Hogwarts with Voldemort's forces and probably jumped, dragged off, and ate some students (though it's said they're only helping Voldemort because he's holding Hagrid hostage, I wouldn't put it past a spider to do it anyways)
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:41:16 PM No.213609533
>Tom Marvolo Riddle= I Am Lord Voldemort
How did this even work in foreign language translations of the book that gave him a different name?
Replies: >>213609538 >>213609586 >>213609610 >>213609741 >>213609894
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:42:02 PM No.213609538
>>213609533
They gave him a different name that preserved the acronym.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:46:21 PM No.213609586
>>213609533
Lmao in French his name is Tom Elvis Jedusor
Replies: >>213609799
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:48:03 PM No.213609610
>>213609533
>Spanish: S(0)y-Lord Voldemort
Kek what a fag
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:58:44 PM No.213609741
>>213609533
I think most just gave him different middle names since the scene luckily happened in the second book and it's also the same book where his full name is revealed so it's not an overly difficult problem to solve.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:03:45 PM No.213609799
>>213609586
>Elvis
based that makes him better
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:08:43 PM No.213609867
IMG_6086
IMG_6086
md5: 0506d8b0f271516dd2f2423a12c01d32๐Ÿ”
An animal's nature is intrinsic and cannot be changed
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:10:36 PM No.213609894
>>213609533
test of translator skill
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:11:12 PM No.213609906
>>213606154
She literally discovered that the monster was a Basilisk and even ripped out the page from the book.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:19:37 PM No.213610027
>>213606856
Unfortunately the corrective rape never took hold for Umbridge considering her role in the last book