https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcEOKJm_aLY

>In 1941, 11-year-old Sarah Rector (Naya Desir-Johnson) is granted a barren plot of land in Oklahoma where she strikes oil, becoming the wealthiest girl in the world. She then relies on her family and a group of wildcatters led by Bertie Smith (Zachary Levi) to protect her land from corrupt oil shark J.T. Porter (Garret Dillahunt).

>>213595751 (OP)
More like Sarah’s covered in oil. Yuck.

niggers are genuinely unpleasant to look at

So blacks are entitled to the redskins property now because they also suffered?

>>213595849
agreed. It takes a lot of reason to watch a movie with them. Its a total chore otherwise

>>213595861
yes

>>213595751 (OP)
Drilling in a dark hole

Is that nganou's daughter?

>>213595751 (OP)
>White man
>Black girl
>Drill for oil

>>213595751 (OP)
so much for le based hollywood actor!!!

Shazambros...?

>>213595751 (OP)
Wasn’t this faggot going on about how Hollywood is woke and starting his own non-woke studio? Now he’s starring in a movie with a negress? Chuds really don’t even know wtf woke means, do they?

>>213595751 (OP)
Oh. From the picture I just assumed it was going to be a movie about him raping her over and over again with impunity.

>>213595849
Misty stone, bitch.

>>213596364
It's literally a movie about drilling oil

>>213595974
>White
>Levi

>>213595751 (OP)
>a black girl existing is woke
Seek mental help.

>>213595751 (OP)
The movie should end with a native chief kidnapping the black girl and making her a slave for exploiting his tribal land

>>213595751 (OP)
Of course it's a jewish guy protecting a black girl against a white guy.

>>213597110
it's a traditional welsh name

>>213597110
>>213597262
>Levi grew up as a Christian. In a 2003 interview with Relevant Magazine, he said that he gets his "peace, comfort, love and talents" from his faith in Jesus Christ.[72] Due to his name and physical appearance, Levi is often incorrectly perceived to be Jewish.[73] Early in his career, a Hollywood agent persuaded him to change his name saying, "A guy named Zach Pugh would not be going far in Hollywood," which led him to drop his last name.[74] In a 2013 interview with New York Post, Levi said he has no Jewish ancestry.

>>213595751 (OP)
Didn't this nigger came out as a racist?

>>213597285
>uses Levi as his last name because he knows Jews control Hollywood
BASED white man gaming the system!

>>213597366
Fun fact, the director of Fiddler on the Roof, Norm Jewison, is in fact not Jewish.

>>213597357
Against who

>>213597285
Zachary Levi was in Alias Grace with Sarah Gadon

>>213595751 (OP)
Are we at the peak yet? I feel like this is close.

>>213597357
Niggers don't come out as racist, it's just assumed.

>>213597285
I love it when Jewish nepotism backfires.

>>213597690
I think I remember something about how Woody Allen assumed Biggs was Jewish and publicly expressed his disappointment when he found out Biggs wasn't in fact Jewish. It was hilarious.

>>213596364
Woke is the public face of critical race theory, which asserts everything ever valued by civilization is just a result of Whitt supremacy. That civilization isn’t a hard won battle against our lesser natures, but a given, and a civilization ruled by rude, dishonest, ugly, selfish, murdering thieves would translate to those values being held in high regard, despite the fact such a civilization couldn’t exist.

This is based on a true story, Chuds need to calm down

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>>213597761
Many such cases

>>213597205
>Incels are pretending they wouldn't smash this ebony hebe

>>213597987
beautiful milky titties

>>213596364
It’s a great white savior movie bro.

>>213597285
Damn, I like the guy now whereas before I was Indifferent or even disliked him

>>213597080
That's not helping your case.

>>213595751 (OP)
Not watching anything with this racist zionist piece of shit christcuck.

>>213597978
>"corrupt oil shark J.T. Porter"
>in reality, Porter was a family acquaintance and chosen by her parents to be her guardian, and far from swindling her, appears to have handled her financial affairs very well, in return for only a 2% cut of the girl's income
>"This is based on a true story"
Every single time.

>>213597987
Jews are basically Italians ethnically due to the Romans raping their ancestors to near extinction

>Based in real life events
how much real are we talking here, real real or Hidden Figures "real"?

>>213598646
6888 real

>>213597366
Tim Roth’s dad did something similar, lol

>>213598711
Based on a bit of googling, it doesn't sound like there is much of a story:
>black girl receives land
>land turns out to contain lots of oil
>her parents appoint a white guardian to handle her finances, as required by law
>he does so competently, and she becomes a millionaire by 18
>she buys some expensive shit and hosts some parties, but doesn't go in for philanthropy or do anything else interesting with the money
>she loses most of her money during the Great Depression, but still has enough to live comfortably for the rest of her life
There's no actual struggle or hardship or antagonist worth mentioning. But of course, have to do a film about the rich black girl, so there has to be *conflict*, so evil white man! So, yeah, Hidden Figures "real".

>>213598519
Dillahunt isn't playing Porter, though. I don't know where OP got that from. He's playing "Devnam", who appears to be a fictional composite character of numerous oil sharks Sarah Rector encountered in her life.

They do appear to have given Porter's role as Rector's custodian to Levi's character, who also seems to be an OC, though.

>>213597205
her hair is much cuter like this
braids on blacks look ugly

>>213599942
OK, but that doesn't materially change anything. They're making up a fake white-guy antagonist. And did Rector have to contend with "numerous oil sharks" during her life? I don't think she did.

>>213599455
>she buys some expensive shit and hosts some parties, but doesn't go in for philanthropy or do anything else interesting with the money
kek typical negro behave

>>213595974
>>213595751 (OP)
JFC this isn’t even clever about implying he fucks the girl.

>>213600333
Basically, yeah. But even there, it doesn't seem like she did anything *spectacularly* dumb that would make for a good film. Porter clearly invested a lot of the money for her, and she also invested in her first and second husbands' businesses.

>>213595875
>Be a Communist
>Found a commune on the fucking tundra of Colorado
>It is impossible to grow anything or even dig into the soil
>They blow the money they were supposed to use to buy the land and get evicted by force
Ah, classic. Almost as good as the tranny llama ranch that caused a llamacaust

>>213596364
"Woke"haters like Dailywire and Pureflix post the occasional white guy is friends with a black character to deny any claims of racism.

>>213601457
After the George Floyd riots, these communist parasites saw how much money BLM was making and came up with their own schemes. There were a bunch of scams where people could donate to black-only cities. Nothing was actually built, they spend the money on camping trips.

>>213595751 (OP)
>Zack Levi helps a little black girl drill for oil

Uh...

>>213595751 (OP)
Fuck this shit!!!!
I will be watching
LORENZO'S OIL

>>213599455
At least it sounds like there's a moral there, if they care to bring it out.

>>213595751 (OP)
Why did I read this thread title as... actually never mind, I shouldn't say what I read it as.

>>213597661
Gadon posters get the cross.

Someone actually thought this was a good idea, I hope they get fired

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>>213597987
you know what's even more funny? That thousands of palestinians die screaming daily and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

>>213595751 (OP)
Alternate title: There Will Be Braid

>>213597080
can't stand her voice

>>213595751 (OP)
What do they mean by "granted"?

>>213597987
I will never forgive this dumb bitch for permanently ruining her beautiful happy trail.

>>213597366
whoopie goldberg did the same thing

Rector? Damn near killed er!

>>213596364
He's a conservative Christfag they literally worship Blacks as much as they worship Jews

>>213597205
I'd drill her oil.

>>213599455
You forgot the part where her father tried to give the land back to the government because they couldn't afford the taxes on it, only to let Standard Oil company use it.
But yes the magic black girl could hear oil in the ground.

>>213596364
Gotta love how depending on the hour of the day the definition of woke swings wildly from something simply having any black characters to people insisting just because there are black characters doesn’t mean it’s woke because achtually woke means blah blah blah

>>213597102
Woah it can't be anti white if the propaganda has oil fields in it
Mike Rowe is my God

>>213605055
How about: I don't want to see black characters unless they're female and completely natural - afro hair, saggy never wore a bra banana tits, extremely hairy brillo pad armpits, ass, legs, forearms, belly, and nipples, and never dumb Instagram whore looking plastic dolls.

>>213605153
>how about this is my sexual fetish I need to be forced onto all media

>>213605240
>liking normal natural looking black women
>sexual fetish

>>213605253

You list a long and detailed physical description of how all black women have to look like in media and you claim you don’t have a specific fetish? M’kay.

>>213605311
Yes, they have to look like normal women, not blow up dolls caked in makeup with a hundred cosmetic procedures and surgeries. Sorry if this triggers you gay jew.

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>>213595751 (OP)
I am having nigger fatigue.

>>213595751 (OP)
You basically never see normal family dynamics. Its always some commentary on race that centers around a black character and how all the white characters react to her. This could never be a movie with a little white girl because without that strained racial element (which has been beaten to death and back) because it would be such an incredible boring concept for a movie, and it is, because it's sole purpose is to be a deliver the same old tired racial message over and over and over again.

>>213605253
>normal natural looking black women
I doubt you'd want that.

>>213606079
This one has waxed forearm hair but yeah I would.

>>213597987
100% tits

>>213606065
>You basically never see normal family dynamics

What is “normal family dynamics”?

>1941

Why are they all dressed like it's the 1890s?

>hey POC

>you need to trust white guys and jews if you ever make money

regime propaganda

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>>213604914
Lenny Kravitz is a rape baby but he also did the same to game the name