Thread 213602309 - /tv/ [Archived: 28 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:23:52 AM No.213602309
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If Weapons happened in real life (assuming the occult powers in the film are also real):
>witch summons all of the children at 2:17
>the children run outside
>flood lights and motion detectors are going off all across the neighborhood since children are sprinting through people’s backyards and down the street
>since so many children are missing, it becomes a federal investigation and massive amounts of funding and manpower are assigned to it
>immediately the federal agents gather camera footage from citizen recordings and are able to deduce where the children are before lunch time
>a squad of elite tactical special forces breaches the house and kills the witch
The end
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:39:50 AM No.213602636
>>213602309 (OP)
yeah it's kind of a silly movie, dumb fun that you shouldn't really take seriously. pretty different from how the trailers sold it desu.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:40:51 AM No.213602661
I think at least one of the parents would have woken up and caught their kids leaving.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:41:32 AM No.213602676
upvoted. I'm starting to suspect that this witch movie isn't very realistic
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:45:30 AM No.213602775
Even if they didn't bring the feds in, how did the local police not figure out that all the kids were running in the general direction of the one kid who didn't go missing?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:46:10 AM No.213602787
Yeah we saw your fucking post in the other thread, Einstein.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:46:58 AM No.213602814
Is it true there was an alien in a Miami mall?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:47:24 AM No.213602824
>>213602309 (OP)
If occult powers in the film were real then the federal agents would be in the employ of the Evil One and never solve the crime because it's a mass trauma mind control event broadcast to everyone's homes.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:55:53 AM No.213603010
>>213602309 (OP)
>ring cameras in nearly every house showing the kids running out
>absolutely no ring cameras in the full neighborhood surrounding the house they ran to
completely took me out of the film, total fucking inconsistencies
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:00:52 AM No.213603113
This film is one big rip off of empty
Man
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:01:34 AM No.213603127
>>213602814
There's an alien under your bed right NOW
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:05:00 AM No.213603181
>>213603113
would you recommend Empty?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:06:03 AM No.213603209
>>213603181
Yes it’s way more intelligent than this slop.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:10:04 AM No.213603279
>>213603127
jokes on you, I sleep on the floor
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:51:36 AM No.213604077
>>213602309 (OP)
All they had to do to find all the kids was let a pitbull of its leash
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:54:50 AM No.213604144
>>213602309 (OP)
What was she even planning to do with the kids? Just keep them in the basement until they're adults? She's capable of catching adults already.
It wouldn't have been that hard to chuck in a scene where she's preparing to sacrifice them to extend her life and she's like 500 and has done this multiple times before
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:55:51 AM No.213604159
>>213602775
That one can be explained from them just not being that competant
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:08:11 AM No.213604392
>>213604159
Fair enough.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:10:34 AM No.213604430
>>213602775
it's not even on their radar. they just see kids running out of their houses and probably instead try to see if other cameras caught anything where they went. i'm sure it doesn't even occur to them that all of these kids are magically drawn to one house

would be funny if the neighbor next door's cam just caught them all showing up though
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:12:36 AM No.213604469
Those Kids Just Ran Up Witch Mountain:Somebody-and Somebody Better Stop Them.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:15:00 AM No.213604512
>>213602775
it's a recurring theme in cregger's movies that cops are useless and deliberately unhelpful at best and hostile at worst
in barbarian she had 2 cops after she escaped from the rape basement and they didn't give a shit about her and threatened to arrest her when she got agitated
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:15:54 AM No.213604540
Modern surveillance technology makes 99% of movie plots unviable. Even new films set in the current day almost never feature the level of technology that really exists, which is part of the reason why so many of them have an artificial quality.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:16:00 AM No.213604543
>all kids run out in straight lines
>follow straight line
>do it again
>it crosses the same house every time
>find nothing weird about it
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:31:11 AM No.213604832
poster looks stupid
shan't watch
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:37:20 AM No.213604931
>>213602309 (OP)
Nah it would be exactly like weapons, the us government is lazy. What would happen is
>Kids kidnapped enmasse
>Federal government gets involved
>Instant concern that mossad was involved
>Blame it on mexican gangs
If the kids got found they would have just sent them directly to Israel or murdered them.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:27:43 AM No.213606572
>>213604144
Came to ask this, what was she planning?