>GROND!
>GROND!
>GROND!
>GROND!
>>213603361That wasn't a line from the films
>>213603361How did the orcs know what faggots are?
>>213602821 (OP)how does a gigantic siege ram acquire a cult-following among the soldiers when this is the first time it has been seen in battle? it doesn't make any sense.
>>213603422>when this is the first time it has been seen in battle?Grond was their secret weapon that had been built in the forges of Mordor in long preparation for the siege booklet.
>BRING OUT THE WOLF'S DICK
>>213603422It was made from the hammer of satan you nigger.
>>213602821 (OP)WE HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING BUT FAGGOTY BREAD FOR 3 STINKING DAY!
>>213603417have you ever seen a female orc?
>>213603381What about second faggot?
>>213604748Their synderverse is gone forever. So they're in the 2nd stage of grief - anger
>>213603417Faggots in gravy were, in fact, on that day's menu
>>213605624in the films they just spawn out of the mud fully grown
>>213602821 (OP)why didnt the fellowship simply drop a jdam from Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II on it?
>ISRAEL
>ISRAEL
>ISRAEL
>ISRAEL
>>213602821 (OP)Why Gandalf didnt make bombs before the siege like Saruman did?
>>213608509The orcs weren't Americans
>>213608464Same reason they didn't fly the F-15 eagles to More Doors, orcish AA was state of the art
TROONS
THE CITY IS RANK WITH THEM
LET US EASE THEIR SUFFERING
*loads dickapults*
>>213608464it was election year in minas tirith