ITT: Bizarre vidya ads

>>213605265 (OP)
THIS IS LITERALLY PEDOPHILIA, GROOMER

>>213605265 (OP)
That's from an episode of "Picket Fences", and were it not for that scene someone found, none of you faggots would ever know it existed.

>>213605265 (OP)
wrong board lol

>>213605328
>The series follows the lives of the residents of the small town of Rome, Wisconsin, where weird things happen, including cows' udders exploding and people turning up dead in freezers. The show dealt with unusual topics for the primetime television of the period, such as abortion, incest, homophobia and LGBT adoption, transsexuality, racism, belief in God, ethics in medicine, polygamy, polyamory, adolescent sexuality, date rape, cryonics, the Holocaust, shoe fetishism, masturbation, animal sacrifice, spontaneous human combustion, and constitutional rights.

I think we're better off not knowing.

>>213605299
Game Boy thought that made good promo.

>>213605328
And Nintendo would have had to have given permission for them to use Game Boy like that.

>>213605475
Yeah, you wouldn't want to learn anything, chud.

>>213606466
Kinooooo

>>213606466

I can't believe the kid focuses on the baseball card for a moment. How can anything distract you from the woman? Sex is the only thing in the world that matters.

>>213605765
Please enlighten us as to your experiences re incest, cyronics and animal sacrifice.

>>213607555
>Ted Williams rookie card

>Mint

>>213607555
>>213608790
>mint condition
>unwrapped, pulled from her buttcrack

The Pokémon commercial with me and you song is stuck in my mind.

>>213605265 (OP)
90s kids were so innocent this ad came off more like "ill snuggle next to you and you might see my beautiful boobies" not immediately thinking of penetrative full on sex. Porn wasn't everywhere and sex was still a mystic mysterious thing no one really understood until like middle school or older.

>>213609918
Well, she does remove her top at the end. Also, the show was not actually marketed towards younger children. It wasn't a sitcom, like Malcolm in the Middle or some shit, it was a straight drama. There was even an attempt to do a crossover episode with X-Files, because the show is very close in tone and atmosphere to that.
So yeah, the audience who were viewing it understood what was going on, which I guess alleviates some of the awkwardness, since adults know this is what kids fantasize about.
What's weird is that Nintendo agreed to it. I guess any exposure (heh) is good exposure, but did they really expect to generate sales from this audience, in this context? Weird shit.
>The show dealt with unusual topics for the primetime television of the period, such as abortion, incest, homophobia and LGBT adoption, transsexuality, racism, belief in God, ethics in medicine, polygamy, polyamory, adolescent sexuality, date rape, cryonics, the Holocaust, shoe fetishism, masturbation, animal sacrifice, spontaneous human combustion, and constitutional rights
Brought to you by Nintendo™!

>>213609918
It was about full on penetrative sex

>>213610363
Lucky kid

>>213606466
There was quite a bit of this type of shit in the 90s. That coupled with my abusive mother gave me mommy issues for life and now I’m saying someone 12 years older than me.

>>213611665
*dating

>>213605265 (OP)
>Takes her bra and panties off

AI needs to hurry up, man.