Thread 213608200 - /tv/ [Archived: 13 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:44:15 AM No.213608200
chicken man
chicken man
md5: 02ebad9168fad13db948b9c0b3b6ac87🔍
he literally did nothing wrong
took good care of some historic toys and was gonna put them in a museum that would be a good place for them
imagine you think you hit a jackpot and shit and you think you're set
you quit your minimum wage job and everything just to find out the toys magically disappeared
i'd be so pissed at the luggage people
at least he could sue but it's not like he insured the collection or anything
Replies: >>213608248 >>213608593 >>213608640 >>213608994 >>213609433 >>213609697 >>213609932 >>213611242 >>213611729
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:47:29 AM No.213608248
>>213608200 (OP)
He stole from a little kid

Bad enough that he got away without being jailed
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:49:38 AM No.213608273
I met a guy like that, that literally collected toys. He was such a strange and odd person. I cool with shit like that but total heebie jeebies
Replies: >>213608763
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:52:35 AM No.213608297
He passed out with cheezy dust on his hands; definitely not someone you want to pass the controller to or even handle delicate toys.
Replies: >>213608438
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:53:17 AM No.213608307
Bpyha_fIcAAlP1Q
Bpyha_fIcAAlP1Q
md5: e8d15a6e6b9394b9ab2923b8a8a528e7🔍
one of the most mentally ill guys i've ever met online had this guy as his icon for the years i knew him and it made me seethe beet red looking at it every time i had to interact with him
Replies: >>213608347 >>213608362 >>213608438 >>213608812
Bing Chan
8/12/2025, 11:56:31 AM No.213608347
>>213608307
You just know the guy who most looked like that at Pixar was seething during the entire production of Toy Story 2. Every frame taking hours to render his near doppelganger's face on a giant preview monitor simulcast onto every screen in the work campus as your hawaiian shirt ripples in the breeze of your bladeless dyson fan
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:57:42 AM No.213608362
>>213608307
absolute legend making norms seethe
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:04:22 PM No.213608438
>>213608297
bro was probably abusing substances staying up late thinking about that paycheck and how he was gonna finally pay off that sweet condo right next to work
>>213608307
kek how dobsonian
Replies: >>213608481 >>213608718
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:07:10 PM No.213608475
Woody wasn't even gem mint, the repair man heavily modified and altered him. stinky pete removed himself from the packaging which would have left a noticeable break on the sealing
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:07:27 PM No.213608481
>>213608438
Which substances do you think? He could afford vintage toys and pay people to repair them, which is a niche art. Didn't seem quite like a coke or a heroin guy.
Replies: >>213608624
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:15:33 PM No.213608593
>>213608200 (OP)
Theft is illegal retard
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:18:36 PM No.213608624
>>213608481
bro seems like an odd fella
maybe glue or ketamine
Replies: >>213608682
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:19:41 PM No.213608640
>>213608200 (OP)
Okay Indy
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:22:34 PM No.213608682
>>213608624
DEFINITELY food.
That whole scene of him being asleep could just a diabetic coma.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:24:39 PM No.213608718
>>213608438
>bro was
oh shut the fuck up. Shouldn’t you be watching logan paul tiktoks or racking up 50000 tweets on your verified account that was made in the last two years?
Replies: >>213608873
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:27:24 PM No.213608763
>>213608273
he didn't collect them just for fun, he sold the toys entire collection to japan's museum, to make money, the guy had a good plan
Replies: >>213608828
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:31:41 PM No.213608812
>>213608307
based internet user causing basedjak whiplash
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:32:50 PM No.213608828
>>213608763
Yeah, but it still wasn't his and he procurred it by underhanded means He's a scoundrel at heart.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:37:02 PM No.213608873
>>213608718
lol ok bro
i wish i had a little youtube short money farm running
now that'd be a clean retirement plan
Replies: >>213608894
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:38:57 PM No.213608894
>>213608873
I bet you do. Fuckin faggot
Replies: >>213608930
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:39:17 PM No.213608897
Someone should check his HDD. His phenotype deserves ti be imprisoned regardless
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:41:45 PM No.213608930
>>213608894
you got me
i post dexter and breaking bad clips where all the comments have a skull emoji or are just copy pasted variations of "this is the moment"
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:47:30 PM No.213608994
>>213608200 (OP)
What’s his opinion on James Gunn and Zack Snyder’s takes on Superman?
Replies: >>213609010
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:48:40 PM No.213609010
>>213608994
he'd probably like that the newer one is more colorful which means moar tuoys
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:32:42 PM No.213609433
>>213608200 (OP)
yeah but he's fat bald and ugly
Replies: >>213609673
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:52:44 PM No.213609673
>>213609433
Hello? Human resources?!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:54:49 PM No.213609697
>>213608200 (OP)
I always picture 70% of the anons here probably look just like this dude
Replies: >>213609748 >>213610716
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:59:21 PM No.213609748
>>213609697
He is me except he:
>Grooms his beard
>Wears glasses
>Has a job
>Goes to garage sales
>Doesn't live with his mother

other than that he is me
Replies: >>213610177
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:13:11 PM No.213609932
>>213608200 (OP)
minimum wage? he owned the entire store
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:29:15 PM No.213610177
>>213609748
Going to garage sales seems pretty low maintenance, you've never wanted to buy your neighbors old junk?
Replies: >>213610527
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:56:14 PM No.213610527
>>213610177
It's usually some vague sign i might see when driving, also i don't ever carry cash.
We have a big shed market i haven't been to in like 20 years, people sell their belongings out their car boots with some more professional stalls. Those seem better

Nowdays everyone is going to price match what it's listed for on eBay though so you can never score a deal & end up paying top dollar for second hand junk
Replies: >>213610786
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:10:01 PM No.213610716
>>213609697
20 years ago maybe
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:14:12 PM No.213610786
>>213610527
Fucking retard
Replies: >>213611206
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:40:38 PM No.213611206
1726579117545027
1726579117545027
md5: 8246151053f2af4b9b448d9984f55a32🔍
>>213610786
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:43:11 PM No.213611242
>>213608200 (OP)
He caused global warming by driving to work every day.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:08:42 PM No.213611729
>>213608200 (OP)
>Steals a toy from a kid
>Mom mentioned that the toy was not supposed to be there and he steals it anyway
>The "original packaging" pete doll was out of its original packaging so hes lying about the quality
Adults who scalp toys and children's hobbies like pokemon deserve to be shot. Newman should have grown out of his bullshit little hobby and focused on an honorable profession. Thats why he lost in the end.
Toy Story 3 was Pixar at their peak.
Toy Story 4 was slop written by millenials for zoomers.
Replies: >>213611826
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:13:18 PM No.213611826
>>213611729
I've never had a movie piss me off more than Toy Story 4.