stop my invincible son

CEASE MY INDESTRUCTIBLE OFFSPRING

>>213609042 (OP)

>They don't want to pay my quote for the sequel, son. Please let me die horribly

+5000 aura

>capeslop
grow up

>>213609115
his character famously dies, anon... not needlessly in a tornado mind you but still

>Stop the fucking tornado my above average strong son

All niggers must hang, kal-el

>>213609042 (OP)
Can someone explain why Man of Steel is supposed to be a good movie without using the words "cool", "based", or "kino"?

>>213609596
I didn’t watch new superman, what happened here

>>213609605
Sorry, can't do that, the movie is based because it has really cool scenes which make it kino.

>>213609612

>>213609042 (OP)
>don't save me, don't save anyone in the surrounding area who might be killed by this intense tornado, don't prevent any damage or loss of life associated with this natural disaster because people might think you're weird or something, literally stand there in a safe area while you let me and an unknown number of other innocent people die right now because you don't have an alter ego yet, my invincible son.

>>213609612
Jor-El is a bad guy cause Gunn hates biological fathers

>>213609605
Words "theme", "motive", "story" do anything for you?

Stop, my troon son