>Greta Gerwig directing
>Meryl Street as Aslan
>set in Modern Day
Get in losers, my girl Susan is getting redeemed. Chrustcucks btfo

>>213611589 (OP)
Shan't.

>>213611589 (OP)
>BarbinHeimer with girlfriend
>Barbie was phenomenal
>Oppenheimer is 3 hours of Mutts mumbling to eachother set to a shit soundtrack
>Le ebic explosion filmed in Imax looked like a typical day in Detroit.

It's like this script was written in a thread titled "ITT: We write a Narnia script. Bad ideas only."

I would've said I believe in Gerwig but she betrayed Sersh, so.

>change everything about a story people like to make it progressive and feminist and a flop
Many such cases.

>>213611589 (OP)
>set in Modern Day
should be palestian boys getting isekai'd into meeting lion jesus.

>>213611589 (OP)
>feminist Narnia
And Aslan said “being gay is cool with me let’s punch some right wing conservatives and then piss on a Bible”.
A brave and bold new vision for this stale material.

>>213611589 (OP)
>my girl Susan is getting redeemed
That already happened, Lewis said later on that he believed she would find her own way back to Narnia (or the new world anyway) in her own time.

>>213611589 (OP)
Isn't this supposed to be a movie of The Magician's Nephew?
Somehow I think /tv/ is full of shit YET AGAIN.