Thread 213618001 - /tv/ [Archived: 3 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:56:39 PM No.213618001
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>deconstructs your favorite show
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:58:33 PM No.213618035
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>>213618001 (OP)
>deconstructs
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:59:34 PM No.213618056
>lol, Achilles and Patroclus were gay
Why is every female classicist like this?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:02:09 PM No.213618111
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>>213618001 (OP)
If recent history has taught us anything, it's that media deconstruction is a mistake.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:33:39 PM No.213618788
>>213618056
Anon...
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:36:47 PM No.213618881
she owes me sex
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:37:12 PM No.213618891
>>213618056
>Cancels the war because one of his dozens of female war trophies was taken by his boss
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:10:54 PM No.213619604
>>213618788
Madeline Miller books are not an authentic source for greek mythology Anon
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:20:05 PM No.213619796
>>213618056
It's a problem of modern people being unable to understand how the past, or other cultures, viewed friendship.
Because they can't personally view being that close to another friend, they must be gay.

We can already see this happening with Sam and Frodo from LotR, zoomies can't understand that friendship between men can be tender without literally being homosexual
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:23:00 PM No.213619870
i tried listening to their podcast and both hosts were talking about how asexual they were
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:27:48 PM No.213619977
>>213619796
Another thing I can't stand about these people is their logic about modern day mythology adaptations
>Making half the Olympic gods black isn't Greek erasure
>Making a story about the illiad or the Trojan war where Achilles and Patroclus aren't explicitly homosexual butt buddies is gay erasure
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:30:58 PM No.213620039
>>213619870
Aren't they siblings? Not everyone lives in Alabama
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:32:11 PM No.213620059
>Cartoon avatar
I'm not watching that shit.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:32:21 PM No.213620064
>>213619796
>We can already see this happening with Sam and Frodo from LotR
lol in the early 2010s a female dungeon master kicked me out of a dnd sesh cuz i said they werent gay
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:51:19 PM No.213620468
>>213618001 (OP)
>find new "content creator" who makes okayish content behind a cartoon avatar
>fall in love with her
>dox her
>learn she's fat and/or ugly
>hate her and her content
>repeat
I have problems
I bet this is how vtuber fans live jesus christ
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:05:48 PM No.213620763
>>213620468
Leaflit is a vtuber who I liked but then found out she's fat and also in her late 30s or so and then lost interest. Still entertaining to just watch her talk on random shit sometimes as white noise but I no longer have any sort of romantic or sexual interest in her.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:08:04 PM No.213620808
>>213618035
>>213618001 (OP)
Deconstruction requires building something from the materials. If all you do is tear down stories you canโ€™t connect with than all youโ€™re left are โ€œtropes.โ€
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:11:53 PM No.213620890
>>213618056
Its hard to say, the Ancient Greeks thought they were gay, but the issue is that the Ancient Greeks were actually still hundreds of years after the Iliad's period and culture had changed a lot since the time period the Iliad is set in and beyond that from the time that 'Homer' first started telling it. The story was passed around for centuries with changing perceptions around throughout.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:14:05 PM No.213620943
>>213619796
>Sam and Frodo from LotR
Not the best choice, because Tolkien was an elderly classicist that spent more time reading stuff like ancient Greco-Roman plays or myths than most people have done anything.
Many of the models of companionship he would have been working from for Sam and Frodo would have come from societies where male homosexual relationships were common.
Now, obviously Sam and Frodo aren't gay. But them being modeled on pairings in ancient myth that did involve gays, is very plausible.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:14:51 PM No.213620962
>>213618001 (OP)
she's got delicious armpits
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:16:45 PM No.213621006
>>213620943
homosexuality was never legitimized in greece
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:18:13 PM No.213621042
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>destroys your fragile ego
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:21:07 PM No.213621107
>>213621006
It was institutionalized as a kind of aristocratic big brother system where the 'big brother' didn't just teach the 'younger brother' how to act properly or point out who to talk to when he had problems or help train with him for war, but also fucked the younger man.
This is pretty well established. It was part of a mentorship tradition in Greek society. One that even the Romans (who didn't hate gays like Abrahamic religion followers did/do, but considered them weird), thought was fucked up.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:21:54 PM No.213621126
>>213620064
Sounds like you dodged a gay bullet
>>213620943
Stop spreading this lie. Greeks weren't gay.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:24:30 PM No.213621187
>>213618001 (OP)
>is that a woman in a classic acting like a woman?!?!?!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:27:38 PM No.213621252
>>213620468
Nigga that's literally /vt/
Their no doxxing rule is purely performative
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:30:02 PM No.213621309
>>213621126
Male sexual contact with other men was very much common in Greek society.
The Greeks said it happened, the Romans said it happened, Christians said it happened. It is depicted in a substantial amount of artwork, whether visually or in text.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:32:16 PM No.213621359
>>213621309
I watched a YouTube video that said it didnโ€™t happen
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:32:27 PM No.213621365
>simping for a mid youtuber with retarded takes purely because she has a vagina
>a bunch of /his/ faggotry
Yup, this is the worst thread in the entire catalog
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:41:26 PM No.213621580
>>213621309
Cool story bro
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:43:21 PM No.213621614
>>213621309
>the Greeks said it happened, the Romans said it happened, Christians said it happened
you mean historians said they said it happened?
>It is depicted in a substantial amount of artwork, whether visually or in text.
yet it's always the same examples
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:43:55 PM No.213621630
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deconstruct this
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:47:06 PM No.213621695
>>213621614
Please provide some examples for the opposite then
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:48:44 PM No.213621728
>>213618001 (OP)
I would like to fuck the cartoon avatar
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:48:50 PM No.213621731
>>213620468
its not actually
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:54:40 PM No.213621884
>>213621614
Are you implying that historians in the Middle Ages were inventing concepts like the Sacred Band of Thebes or inventing characters like Ganymede?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:56:50 PM No.213621940
>>213621614
Rather than defend a bunch of dudes we know were fucking little boysโ€™ oiled up thighs, why not just idolize guys who werenโ€™t homos? The Greeks were not the only civilization
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:02:17 AM No.213622057
>>213621107
Younger man. Tell it like it is. They were pubescent boys.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:06:01 AM No.213622126
>>213620890
>the Ancient Greeks thought they were gay
The ancient Greeks were already fighting about it. Xenophon was one of the most influential writers of his time and was violently opposed to the idea of them being lovers.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:06:40 AM No.213622140
>>213621884
>Sacred Band of Thebes
The Greeks had many different words and meanings for love and lovers, anon
>Ganymede
"The Most Famous Fairy in History": Antinous and Homosexual Fantasy".
oh yes, totally unbiased historicalizing here
>>213621940
Cool story, bro
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:16:43 AM No.213622334
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>>213618001 (OP)
I can't take her seriously after I found out she was dating this fucking faggot.
Now instead of enjoying Welsh mythology videos from her, I'm forced to imagine her unenthusiastically pegging him again after he threatened to cry and mcfucking kill himself for real for real this time if she didn't bust out the bad dragon and play with his prostate. He stamps his feet like a disgusting man child while wearing a filthy unwashed anime girl costume dress and knee socks, something he bought for her years ago, but has since taken for himself, much to her disgust. I imagine her resentfully pulled into the role of dominating the complete prancing faggot homoman, to her own eternal disappointment. Indulging in stories of heroes from mythology and indulging in fantasies of Thor and Beowulf while jocat leaves her pussy completely unattended to. She lets her mythology research arrive at it's erotic apex and reaches for her vibrator in wanting desperation, only to remember it's in JoCat's ass right now so he can "edgey wedgy" while he plays some stupid fucking hero shooter slop, babbling like an iPad tiktok baby the next room over.
She balls her frustration up inside, and lets the arousal in her die again. Same as always. She surrenders to the pathetic scenario that her relationship has become and goes back to her book, waiting for JoCat to inevitably make his next childish demand of her.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:17:37 AM No.213622351
>>213618056
The real problem is that we're anachronistically projecting our own concepts of hetero and homosexual on a period and society that would not have recognised either. People have a real hard time understanding that different cultures can look at the world in vastly different ways and what might seem as something obvious to us might be totally incomprehensible to them.
Modern concepts of sexuality would be alien to an ancient Greek. They would likely not at all consider themselves homosexual, even if they did practice pedastry. And they definitely would not associate themselves with modern gay identity.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:19:05 AM No.213622380
>>213622334
qrd?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:20:44 AM No.213622416
>>213622334
So do you get off on this scenario or what is the purpose of posting this?
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:22:09 AM No.213622448
>>213622140
Everyone knows they had different names for love. But the Band is described with romantic love as the version.
Xenophon opposed the practice, but still maintained that it was romantic love, referencing the term, "แผฯฮฑฯƒฯ„ฮฎฯ‚".
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:24:40 AM No.213622512
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>>213622416
Passes the time nigga
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:28:19 AM No.213622594
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>>213620039
>asexual is just an antonym for incestous
ESL nigger or regular nigger? Call it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:29:26 AM No.213622621
>>213618001 (OP)
She has the hottest, most soothing voice I've ever heard from a woman. She would make a killing doing audiobooks and asmr.
Unfortunately, she's asexual (I don't know if its true or just a typical female quirky label) and a 5/10 at best.
The worst part is that she isn't even a redhead.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:30:28 AM No.213622656
>>213621042
lmao
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:32:53 AM No.213622706
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>>213622621
She also continues to mask in public
But she linked up with my nigga Tasting History so thats dope
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:33:35 AM No.213622727
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>>213622621
Her asexuality is completely symptomatic of her dating an immaculated faggot. If you threw some good dick in her she be cured of her asexual proclivities in a single thrust and immediately become straight again.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:35:37 AM No.213622764
>>213622706
Tasting History is da GOAT
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:39:42 AM No.213622846
>>213622706
I'd still plap that. After we have steamy slampig sex I'll tell her to sing sweetly in my ear while brushing my hair softly to soothe my post nut regret.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:41:47 AM No.213622887
>>213620763
>Leaflit
post her face
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:52:13 AM No.213623089
>>213622334
Holy fuck, if this faggot can get a semi cute girl, than maybe it's not over
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:52:49 AM No.213623107
>>213621309
https://youtu.be/BNAT4ybsz_E
>Doubles down on the lie
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:00:48 AM No.213623266
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>>213622351
Modern hellenists fail to comprehend this
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:00:56 AM No.213623271
>>213618001 (OP)
She sounds fat
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:03:56 AM No.213623364
>>213618001 (OP)
no