the moral of the story is that if two smoking hot, tight-bodied latinas knock on my door and proceed throw themselves at me over and over that i'm meant to decline? they're allowed to make the offer an infinite amount of times but if i give-in just once then i'm an immoral person that deserves to have their life ruined? what the fuck is eli roth smoking?

they didn't even look underage so this whole "pedophiles deserve death" angle doesn't even make any sense.

>>213621296 (OP)
The moral of the story was dead bodies can't fuck with you or your house or bury you in the back yard.

just open the door slap them both in the face and close the door

>>213621296 (OP)
>Le moral of the story
It's not a kids movie dawg why would it need to have morals

The moral of the story is that southerners are right and any strangers on your property should be asked to get off while holding a shotgun.

>>213622511
I'll do em one better, invite them in for drinks then call ICE.

why did they simply not suck his cock?

>>213621296 (OP)
Have your way with them, then feed them to the pigs.

>>213622598
the last one-third of the movie is literally just the one latina preaching to the camera about how pedos are bad while the other revisits her trauma as a child. the latinas also win in the end. obviously the point of the story was to deliver a moral message, the intended delivery is just nonsensical.

What if they messed up and the house they knocked on was the guys teenage son alone meaning any relations would be above board?

this whole thing is just eli roth's wild fantasy. nothing remotely close to this has ever or will ever happen

https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

>>213622981
They'd get shot!!! Who opens their door to strangers?

>>213622981
it happened to me once

>>213621296 (OP)
It's a lesson in recognizing when something is too good to be true. Another example is when governments say they're just trying to do the right thing while injecting themselves in your life for even more control. Same with feminists. Inevitably, irrevocably. You're supposed to shut the door and not let the devils get their foot in before they eat your whole dinner.

>>213621370
I came to this thread to say the same thing.

>>213623740
100%

>>213622981
name a movie that has literally happened to someone (based on true events doesn't count)

>>213622981
Keanu is Ed Gein without the craftsman skillz

If something seems too good to be true it almost always is, simple as

>>213621296 (OP)
the moral of the story is install hidden home cameras

>>213621296 (OP)
It would literally never happen anyway. The plot is beyond ludicrous.