Thread 213623592 - /tv/ [Archived: 34 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:12:51 AM No.213623592
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Go ahead, rank 'em anons
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:13:30 AM No.213623615
Alien
Aliens
Everything else sucks
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:14:57 AM No.213623661
Alien
Prometheus
Alien^3 = Aliens
Resurrection
Romulus
Covenant
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:15:10 AM No.213623666
Objectively?
>Aliens
>Alien
>Prometheus
>Alien: Romulus
>Alien: Covenant
>Alien3
>Alien: Resurrection

Earth comes out in like an hour, but my expectations are for it to duke it out with Alien3 and Resurrection
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:17:17 AM No.213623725
>>213623592 (OP)
Alien > Aliens > Alien Isolation > Prometheus > Alien Romulus > Alien 3 > Alien Covenant > Alien Ressurection
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:19:39 AM No.213623784
>>213623592 (OP)
Aliens Director's cut, Alien (don't watch the director's cut, it's crap), and then whatever order you want to watch the others – they're not worth it.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:19:42 AM No.213623787
>Alien
Clearly the best one since it relies more on tension and doesn't go too far into the lore which makes everything more interesting

>Aliens
Kino for an 80s action movie.

>Alien 3
Beyond fucking Boring and just a huge middle finger to the franchise (Fincher disowned it so don't defend it)

>Alien Resurrections
Mediocre slop that has no rewatch value

>Prometheus
Decent

>Covenant
I barely even remember that one

>Romulus
DUDE REMEMBER THAT THING FROM ALIEN.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:22:08 AM No.213623844
Alien > Aliens > Isolation > Romulus > Prometheus > Alien 3 > Covenant > Resurrection
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:23:24 AM No.213623878
>>213623592 (OP)
LIENEART is the goat
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:24:04 AM No.213623894
>>213623844
This is close, but trips beat dubs I guess
>>213623666
This is closer.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:24:25 AM No.213623902
>>213623784
>Alien (don't watch the director's cut, it's crap),
Why's that?
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:25:21 AM No.213623934
>>213623592 (OP)
Alien
Alien Earth
Aliens
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:26:36 AM No.213623972
>>213623902
The director's cut is more like an alternate cut. It has the egg-morphing scene, giving the xeno a different life-cycle that is not part of sequel continuity. I think it's fine.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:28:34 AM No.213624033
>>213623902
>>213623972
Doesn't the directors cut have redesigned shots of the ship traveling through space that look newer? And you get to see what happens to Dallas.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:46:12 AM No.213624504
>>213623592 (OP)
1) Alien: Covenant
2) Prometheus
3) Alien

rest are not cannon. They are fan fiction tier slop.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:54:16 AM No.213624715
>>213623592 (OP)
Alien
Aliens
Prometheus
Alien: Resurrection
Alien: Romulus
Alien: Covenant
Alien 3

Alien 3 was a disgrace to the franchise.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:54:52 AM No.213624733
>>213623592 (OP)
Alien > Alien Isolation > Prometheus > Alien 3 > Covenant > Aliens > Romulus > Resurrection
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:06:58 AM No.213625018
>>213624504
What is even the point of this post?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:11:33 AM No.213625144
Alien > Aliens > Alien Romulus = Alien 3 > Alien Resurrection
Didn’t watch the senile Scott movies.