What kind of kinos does he watch?

>>213634705 (OP)
David Lynch

>>213634705 (OP)
Name one thing women do that isnt performative.

i don't understand this picture at all

>>213634732
Finding you unattractive

>>213634732
be preggo

>>213634745
LOL me neither and i'm grateful to be a gnorant of this 'world'

>>213634705 (OP)
I know dudes like this and they exclusively watch chick flicks

>guy likes guy stuff
>Bad
>guy tries to get into girl stuff
>Also bad
Yeah

>>213634705 (OP)
grade A trash ass music

>>213634780
>guy likes guy stuff
>good
>girl likes guy stuff
>good
girl shit is objectively fucking garbage

>>213634745
>>213634763
It's the guy version of a pick-me-girl. A boy signaling that his interests are female approved, essentially shaping your personality around the objective of getting coochie
>>213634705 (OP)
Greta Gerwig movies, especially Barbie and Ladybird

>>213634745
same lol

>>213634705 (OP)
You'll never stop me from using reusable grocery bags.

>>213634732
>waah waah muh wymmen

>>213634705 (OP)
Probably some retarded nigger shit or some gay ass indie shit.

>>213634780
You can like guy stuff that is attractive to women, like carpentry or blacksmithing
In general hobbies and interests that revolve around consuming media are a no-no unless it's reading

Matcha is fucking DISGUSTING how is anyone able to drink that stuff?

>>213635176
It's a performative thing. You wouldn't get it

>>213635223
The fuck does that even mean? Perform your mouth on my dick fuckwad

>>213634705 (OP)
Okay but who cares about the opinion of women though? I'll glaze my labuburinos whenever I want.

>>213635223
I'm too offline for this shit I would never waste money on it

Catcher in the rye is great and has nothing to do with trying to seem appealing and sensitive to woman the fuck
These sorts of guys would hate it for centring white male self-obsession

>>213634705 (OP)
Imagine willing having no autonomy over your life and you just follow the current trends in hopes of getting pussy.

>>213635486
Getting pussy is literally your biological imperative. To not seek pussy is to exist against nature

>>213634763
What the fuck is a Gnorant? Is it some way related to a Gnome or a Gnoll? Actually forget this post I'm going to use it as a fantasy race in my novella.

>>213635516
I agree, but being true to yourself seems like a enlightened state of mind

>>213635442
Yea I thought women would hate that book.

>>213634862
>that his interests are female approved
What about "catcher in the rye" is female approved?

>>213634745
2 minutes of hate

>>213634862
What's a pick me girl? Like a whore or something

>>213635842
E-girls
Attention starved. They even get off on creepy old men cooming to them

>>213635842
Remember gurl gamerz?

>>213635861
That's actually not what it means. It means a girl that is so desperate for attention she will adjust her behavior to what she thinks men want and try to please them

>>213635675
Dunno but it exploded in popularity on booktok recently, so perhaps it indeed women do not get the appeal of it and therefore are lead to think that a boy being fond of it is actually just chasing a trend emerging on female dominated spaces

>>213634705 (OP)
He can't shut up about David Lynch but he's one of those people who thinks every surreal thing that happens has to be some kind of analogy or something very literal so he ends up with the most dogshit uninteresting takes like "it was all a dream" or "actually it's all about electricity bro"

>>213635894
That makes more sense, thanks

>>213634705 (OP)
>Gucci loafers
>Beanie hat
>Dungarees

>the haircut
What's up with guys having that look + plus a mullet and shitty mustache?

>>213634732
>>213634745
It's making fun of posers desperate for a crumb of pussy, it's a normalfag meme but the message is sound.

>>213634705 (OP)

I dunno but I hate that hairstyle. It's the new broccoli cut.

>>213636598
Sleezecore but for guys who have 'good politics'.

>>213637083
I know people what have that look but have 'bad politics'. I don't think the looks discriminates.

Tf is a "performative male"?

>>213637208
This year version of the male manipulator meme

>>213634862
Women really like new balance shoes??? Didnt those become nazi at some point or am I hallucinating.

>>213637339
>The Alt-Right and the Mobilization of Brand Affect: New Balance and Neo-Nazis’ Athleisure Affiliations
No i was right this did indeed happen

>>213637354
Turns out the culture war grifters telling you what brands are ok to consume are very vocal and militant but actually carry little to no influence on actual culture
Case in point, taylor swift is in the op pic and not one of the dykes they tried to push this decade through usaid, because girls still want songs about being sad about a boy

>>213635169
>carpentry or blacksmithing

>>213634705 (OP)
>Performative male
>Anal boss

Buck Breaking

>>213634745
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pm7FQQ9Lhzo

>>213634705 (OP)
Is this just a new word for hipster?

>>213634705 (OP)
That Joan Didion book is great. The part of the titular essay about meeting a 5 year-old on LSD at a hippy commune...

>>213634705 (OP)
I accidentally got a hair cut like that due to a miscommunication with a black barber and got it shaved off the next morning lol

>>213635169
>blacksmithing
Holy fucking reddit

>>213634705 (OP)
Top rated movies on Letterboxd.

>>213635169
>blacksmithing and carpentry are attractive to women
lmao

>>213635169
>blacksmithing
lmao, no woman gives a shit about blacksmithing you cringelord

>>213642496
>normie korean thriller slop
>gone with the wind, ignores southern revisionism and just praises Liz Taylor's attractiveness with twitter nuspeak
>some crap with Mia Goth or Anya Taylor-Joy
>either mulholland drive or twin peaks fire walk with me
That's a bingo

>>213635169
How would you describe your beard?

>>213634705 (OP)
I like Clairo

>>213643559
You want to fuck clairo. Those are 2 different things.

>>213642255
Ok I lol'd

>>213635176
It's cooler it's smoother its matcha nigga
xioahongshuuuuu

>>213634862
no chick is banging a dude wearing overalls.

>>213634745
Passing women's shit tests: the lifestyle.

>>213635043
imagine being triggered by that holy shit >>213635894
>>213636038
that doesn't mean she's desperate it means she's agreeable which modern women are trained to hate because they cant compete with it
calling a woman a pick me is like when a beta incel calls a chad a douche bag

>>213634780
fpbp
>>213635169
>you are only allowed to like x
kys

>>213635486
you just described all white guys who get pussy
white guys who don't get laid are like black guys in the early 20th century america
we are demonized and women want to fuck us but aren't allowed so they fetishize us as dangerous school shooters online as they schlick to anime

I don't recognize a single one of those singers

>>213635176
It's like whiskey or any of its derivatives, it's more about demonstrating fealty to an in-group. You're not supposed to like it.

>>213646730

>>213635169
Or underwater welding

>>213635037
Picrel has nothing to do with reusable grocery bags. Those trader joes bags specifically had retarded holes lining up by the hundreds outside the store to get. Were being resold online for outrageous prices. Kinda similar to the "stanley cup" craze from a year or two ago.

When will we see a widely used 'jak variation of him? If I recall, basedboy threads like this were spammed in 2017 and we had Basedjak by the end of that year

>>213646630
this goes hard

>>213646630
Touch grass kek

>>213647766
seething incel

>>213647785
You meant to reply to this guy >>213646630

>>213635842
Basically a girl that aligns with male opinions on whatever subject about females, but doesn't have a husband
It's the female version of a "how you do, fellow kids" but it's a girl trying to fit into a male worldview, at least in presentation.
It's a "words tomboy"

>>213635894
Oh no that's terrible?

>>213647846
>>213647851
woman detected
if you're here you're ugly

>>213634745
i doubt anyone can produce an image of a guy in public who fits even half of this stereotype, i assume it's a bait pic

>>213646810
O don't like alcohol but I drink beer from time to time because there's very tasty beer. Author probably drinks piss like corona and never bothered exploring if there are any other options because he's a whiny faggot who's not familiar with solving issues

>>213635842
Pickme is a term that women use for other women who are nice to men, or even just not extremely hostile and malicious towards men, because "pick me"s basically create market undercutting problem

>>213635951
do I need to have a lububu to be a booktoker?

>here are all the books we read
>oh boy
>we sure read these books
>I sure do like reading
Never let zoomers trick you into thinking they read a book. It’s a lie every time.
>>213634745
It’s zoomers swallowing whole any meme they see. Pure and complete confusion.

>>213634705 (OP)
Back in the day we called those hipsters.

>>213642255
lmao is this what zoomie "men" are like?

>>213635516
you can get pussy without becoming a pussy
its just a skill issue for most of modern men

>>213642255
lol this chick is actually funny

>>213634705 (OP)
Catcher in the Rye, Lana and the mixtapes are out of place here, the real performative male would be sending Spotify playlists, not bring up Lana in case the women thought they were a republican or something and reading books with female protagonists. It doesn't work.

>>213634745
Women finally figured out that male feminists are just looking for a way to get pussy.

>>213636036
most women would be grossed out by anything of his that isn't Twin Peaks s1 and 2.

>>213646069
But this is the exact opposite of someone who would pass them.

>>213634745
It's things that zoomers do not because they personally like it, but because they want others to see them doing/listening/wearing/reading/watching and think they like it. They do this because they believe it will grant them greater social acceptance.
In a simpler example, it's like the guy who doesn't really give a rat's ass about football, but will still display team memorabilia or apparel and force himself to watch the games so that he will fit in better at the office

I can fit a hundred grand in my Hokas

>>213637339
new balance are made in usa which means they aren't child labor or slave labor which chicks the woman box. also the chunky shoe look is/was(?) popular

>>213634705 (OP)
Wtf, Matcha lattes are a girl thing?

>>213650414
lmao at you barely realizing you are the gay best friend.

>>213647864
how in the seven hells explaining what's a "pickme" is somehow evidence of me being a women

>>213650545
the feminist way u did it
see>>213646556

What's the red&white drink?

>>213634705 (OP)
The only thing I recognize in this pic is the haircut but AFAIK it's only worn by spics. Then again, plenty of young beans who give off the feeling of "gay best friend" in a group of 3 or more.

>>213646630

This was me in 2012 and I listened to shit like Lady Gaga and Lana Del Ray, watched shit like Orange is the New Black or New Girl and guess what I did all of it because I genuinely liked those things, plus they did also help me get laid

>>213635169
>blacksmithing
BY ODIN'S BEARD, A REAL MVN

>>213647940
I assume you don’t live in a city, people like this are extremely common.

>>213635169
>the absolute state of soillennials

>>213634705 (OP)
I unironically like Matcha, I drink it at home if I’m not in the mood for a coffee. But I make it myself and you’d sooner have me throwing rancid shit at my own mother than buying overpriced slop from a coffee shop or signaling how good it is.