Here I am in your life
Here you are in mine
Yes we have a suite life
Most of the time

>>213634923 (OP)
and then he grabs his son by the neck and tells him "you won't, but i did"
total alpha move

Why won't anyone hire him?

>>213634923 (OP)
Based momcest scenario.

>>213634923 (OP)
Kinda creepy if he’s still attracted to her from back then when she was young

>>213634975
Based psycho
>>213634986
He never has too work again unless it is amazing role.

Genuinely happy for both of them.

>>213635699
no it's not

>>213635699
You are a dorkasaurus rex.

>>213634923 (OP)
What a nice clean way to give your son an oedipus complex

>>213634923 (OP)
What did Macaulay mean by this?

>>213635699
When I was a kid, I was attracted to Brenda Song. I even saw that Chinese demon hunter Disney channel movie she did

You mean the PERVMOM?

>>213635699
Did my wife look better back when she was 17 than at 33? Hell yeah she did. Not that she looks bad now but come on.

>>213634923 (OP)
Have you ever watched pregnant porn? Can you imagine how confusing it would be to watching your mom get banged while you were inside of her? Don’t know why this story made me think about that but pregnant porn should be illegal.

>>213634986
He's living the NEET Life of Macauley Culkin with those residuals

>>213636142
Did she get fat or something

>>213636106
Schoolgirl outfit Brenda song for me.

>>213634923 (OP)
>>213635010
Seriously I wonder how many sons of actresses masturbated to their mom when based on her old appearances

>>213634923 (OP)
Is that Tia Tanaka?

To be fair, this is an extremely sus scene in a Disney show

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x2RqgmxlKM4

>>213636370
Mr chews was her apex film. Based pervert.

>>213634923 (OP)
Hey, it's Milwaukee Culkin.

https://youtu.be/8xFskkWLgW4?t=40
Relevant. Keeley Hawes had to stop her son playing Tomb Raider games due to him being attracted to a character that had her face and voice.

>>213634923 (OP)
>son wants to fuck his mom
I don't think that is a thing that has ever happened.

>>213637166
There's an Austrian guy who thinks otherwise

>>213637219
Hitler wanted to fuck his mom?

>>213635699
kill yourself shitty baitnigger

>>213637232
Hitler wanted to fuck little blonde boys.

>>213634923 (OP)
He would have been kino in a 90's era Harmony Korine film

>>213637166
You cannot be this naive anon.
Google Oedipus ffs. Theres a complex named after it, maybe you've heard of it?

>>213636261
im not an actress’s son but i have

>>213637067
What 15 year olds talks like he's 7?

>>213636387
Why? Everyone takes off their clothes. It's not like she did. Quit trying to make something out of nothing. You're like a prudish old churchlady trying to be offended.

>>213634923 (OP)
Just saw Jacob’s ladder for the first time and had no fucking idea he was gonna be in it

>>213637245
Hitler wanted to fuck valkyrie looking chicks. It was Rohm that wanted to fuck blonde boys.

This lil nigguh plays KOTOR and Mass effect2, so hes a real one in my book. He burns local

>>213634923 (OP)
arr rook same

>>213637850
Check out the song forsaken by vnv nation to cement the movie even further into your mind.

>>213634923 (OP)
Culkin is still out there laying traps

>>213638092
China chow does not look like min na or Lucy lui.

Thoughts on the Freeman footage?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5RtLm_knms

The vicious cycle continues...

>>213638417
>"pedo" jackson
Fuck off, jew

>>213636175
There worst. Taboo porn with pregnant women is just to fucked up, look at Sydney harwin and Mama Fiona.

There have to be limit, it feels like horror movie

>>213635010
This, based Macaula is grooming his son to be incest chad and he will watch them fuck on a cam

>>213638494
Being a nigger lover is still very much jewish.

>>213637875
Hitler didn't want to fuck anything. He wanted to pet animals and free us from the jews

>>213634986
he doesn't want to take shit jobs

>>213634986
Defends rapist Jackson

He won.

>>213635699
why? she was 17 within a week of the show debuting. she was probably 16 in the first season and 20 by the time it ended

Kids gonna need therapy after those first faps.

>>213638417
Does he have jacksons face mask on his crotch? Wtf

So hes prepping his son to fuck his own mom?

>>213639837
Yes it was just working on subway for 20 years

>>213636239
or something alright hahaha

>>213639857
ok who dressed her up as a fricking swashbuckler?

>>213638417
Hes holding jacksons facemask on his crotch... jacko loved huffing boy musk

>>213635699
Ok Brenda

is the kid mentally challenged? She doesn't look that different.

The farther a woman gets from being young, the more she will try to demonize you for being attracted to a younger female

>>213639881
um, being attracted to any woman under 35 is borderline pedophilia, sweaty. you need therapy.

>>213635699
>YOUR WIFE HAS VIDEO FOOTAGE OF HERSELF AT 17 YOU SICK FUCK

>>213635699
>YOUR WIFE YOU’RE MARRIED TO STILL FAINTLY RESEMBLES HERSELF FROM WHEN SHE WAS 17 YOU SICK FUCK

>>213640373
Anon does need therapy if he was attracted to a woman under 35 between 2022 and 2025

>>213635699
real question, I met my wife when we were both 16 and we’re now 34. Is it “weird” for me to still get worked up over her 16 year old self?? What are the implications of any risqué photos of her at 16/17? I mean I was the same age

>>213636068
yeah it’s not quirky it’s fucking weird. Also the son may be retarded because my 3 year old daughter saw a photo of my wife when she was 15 years younger and still said “mommy!”

>>213635699
Yeah can't believe he married someone who used to be 17 what a sick fuck

>>213641757
Nothing. Weirdos will try to make everything natural seem weird to fit their fucked up narrative

>>213634986
because he looks like a tuna sandwich that's been dropped on the floor

>>213641806
You can bet on it

Now why is anon white?

>>213639837
>>213639857
Beautiful family, he'll always be able to call a babysitter and just go off to a hotel with his wife to have Wendy Wu, Homecoming Warrior absolutely beat the shit out of his beanbag with some heels.

>She was 17 twenty years ago you SICK FUCK

>>213637875
Based Fucking Hitler

>>213641757
almost the exact same situation here, but 17 and 33. normal photos of my wife when she was a teen give me a "oh look, an annoying teenage girl" response now that i'm an adult, but i bet my tone would be a lot different if there were any nude pics or vids from when we were that age

>>213641757
No because you were both the same age when you met and those are core memories. Now if you exclusively fetishize the younger version of her thats different.

>>213634923 (OP)
Literally every boy wants to marry their mom

>>213634923 (OP)
Nice.gif
Funny show from what I remember. Can anyone confirm?

>>213635807
Stfu you freak

>>213638604
Those scenes are unbelieavably hot, shut up nerd.

>>213639746
Michael Jackson was whiter than any jew.

>>213641861
>almost the exact same situation here, but 17 and 33. normal photos of my wife when she was a teen give me a "oh look, an annoying teenage girl" response now that i'm an adult
I feel like this is just societal coping.

>>213641757
Dirty fucking pedo, i am going to hunt you down.

>>213634986
Isn't he gonna have a small role in Zootopia 2?

>>213634923 (OP)
my wife was looking through a scrap book and saw a photo of me when i was 14, she said "aww you were cute!". I literally slapped the shit out of her and divorced her the same time, can't believe i married a fucking pedo

>>213644671
based

I wanted 16 year olds when I was 16
I still want 16 year olds now that I'm 32
Why would it have changed? 16 year olds have everything 25 year olds do but fresher, tighter, smoother, higher.
What would have changed it? The influence of society? A society we all acknowledge to be poisoned and twisted? Please. Your hollow lives, this world in which we live, I HURL it back.

>>213644844
Just bag the shopping mate I've places to be.

>>213644883
No you don't

Imagine that school play you did at 10 years old setting you up for life.

>>213634986
He did some collabs with a fringe white nationalist group called RLM and the jews blacklisted him.

>>213636261
Probably less who haven’t. You can see it in their eyes in family photos

>>213644515
no, there's hot teens out there, my wife was a dumb bitch as a teen before i weaned her off that behaviour, and i've since learned to recognize and avoid dumb bitches

you can turn a woman into whatever you want if you scoop her up early enough

>>213636261
At least one

>>213635699
Learn to read idiots

>>213635699
>being attracted to a young version of your wife is creepy
>*says nothing about how creepy it is that HER SON is attracted to her*

So age gaps are worse than incest for zoomers?

>>213645283
The wall

>>213645283
Probably most of them. I'd be surprised if they won't fuck their mothers like rabbits, soon enough.

>>213638122
Will do man. Thanks

>>213647119
Bitch is 59 there. The Wall has timed matches that end at 40. He doesn't get to steal shine off The Reaper cleaning up what he couldn't finish off

>>213634986
hes got money and sitting comfy doing whatever he wants like chief keef leave the nigga alone

>>213645283
AI balenciaga-prompted creatures/10 (YIKES)

>>213635765
Uh.... I thought part of his whole deal was that his parents stole all his money

>>213636068
>>213641783
And Culkin is doing it deliberately. You just know it.

>>213641757
take it to it's logical conclusion, what if you met when you were 2 years old and you got turned on by pictures of her from back then?

>>213650985
That's the 'extreme' or the 'limit', not the 'logical conclusion'. Implicit in that anon's case is that he experienced non-pathological sexual attraction to 16-year-olds when he was 16. Do you think sexual attraction exists between 2-year-olds?

>You love that pretty girl on tv, son? I fuck her everyday with my fat cock.

>>213635699
This

>>213636175
Reminds me of someone posting about finding his mom as a pregnant pornstar and realizing the dates line up with when he was in utero. And he seems the motion of himself kicking inside of her and realizes he's watching himself.

>>213634986
Nobody is hiring him because he's choosing not to work. He said himself not long ago that he only prefers to take a job if it's something he's really interested in as a role or to help a friend out.

>>213634986
He gets Home Alone 1 and 2 syndication money, two of them the most replayed movies ever. He was also able to take his parents to court after they tried to steal the money and get them cut off. He's not Seinfeld rich but I'm sure he's extremely well off.

>>213636239
No just older

>>213635699

How old is his retarded kid?

>>213636261
why stop there

>>213641757
Real answer here. Nobody else but me can be trusted on this. Sexual orientation is supposed to be oriented toward a singular individual for the purpose of monogamous reproduction, that is the healthy expression of it. If your sexual orientation is instead toward a trait, like blonde, big tits, or even age, etc. Then you are disordered. You are talking to people trying to rationalize their disorder. It's evident that they are disordered, they think that a 16 years old who can conceive is a child, they think that by their own definition, this "child" need access to contraceptives, why would a child need contraceptives you sick fucks? They also think that sexual orientation toward the wrong sex, aka homosexuality is not even disordered, that's just like being sexually oriented toward animals, that's extremely disordered.

So in conclusion, let me use some generic animal world terms, if you are sexually oriented toward your mating partner, you are ordered. When people say things that don't make sense it's because they are coping about their own disordered psyche.

>>213645283
There it is. I've been waiting on that. A non-blurry non-doctored image of Elizabeth Hurley, caked in make-up, exposing her body because she's clinging to being desirable. It's her only MO. I hate this for her.

>>213652140
>Sexual orientation is supposed to be oriented toward a singular individual for the purpose of monogamous reproduction,
supposed by whom

I'm still mad that his brother got an oscar for playing a neurotic jewish guy who visits a holocaust museum over Jeremy Strong and Denzel Washington who both gave absolutely incredible performances.

>>213634923 (OP)
That kid has the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing.