already better than ridley slop

It was fucking terrible and the cast is disgusting.

not watching

>smooth operataaaa

hnng

Plan on watching in a bit, gotta put this subscription to good use.

Let me guess:
White guy: Dead
Unit 2 White guy: Deceased
Operative 3? Killed by a xenomorph

huh that's weird, what about girlboss?
>SUCCEEDED WHERE ALL THE MEN FAILED
hmm ok, how about negro?
>Didn't take so much as a scratch

i think I'll pass, i don't even have to give a chance to know that they'll have this formulaic crap. If I'm always an expendable casualty why support?

Think I'll watch Starship Troopers instead
>Flawed underdog Johnny Rico
>Rises through the ranks for acts of heroism
>Succeeds against insurmountable odds
>Army of bugs barrel towards them in wide open spaces
>Take many bullets to kill, armored. Real comrades who avenge one another

None of this tight corridor scare junk where they die in one shot & close the door on crew

>>213635091
couldn't be more wrong. the only white people is a supergenius trillionarie and a rank 1 cyborg

>>213635138
AND a doctor with the hugest plot armor, but keep calculation

>>213635138
you're forgetting the most kino batty impersonator

>>213634940
The entire side plot with the hyvrids seems unnecessary

Whens olyphant gonna betray

>>213635377
I like how each alien instalment they never know about the aliens

Ridley may be retarded but in comparison this is pretty generic honestly.

>>213635384
towards the end of the show. He's obviously gonna have a 1v1 with wendy at the end and do a tears in rain monologue

>>213634928 (OP)
Do i get to watch the statue of liberty get impregnated by an alien gangbag?

>>213635428
yes

>>213635428
yeah and there TOOL playing in the background it rules

>>213635405
Nah I'm pretty sure Hawley didn't even think it

>>213634940
>the cast is disgusting
wow. it's all women, gay guys and black dudes

>>213634954
That looks like shit

>>213634954
that's a penis

>>213635487
Sydney is cute. Cute!

>>213635091
Johnny Rico was Filipino in the book

>>213635940
Hope she becomes more popular, I have Sweeney fatigue.

>>213634954
Was the Alien on a wheelchair or something?

>>213636085
Better than Zendaya at least
Sweeney is a big booba blonde not a mutt

>>213634928 (OP)
Is this worth watching? From what I hear it's just hours of filler with niggers and spics punctuated by the occasional reference to the Alien-franchise.

Why is everything about it so... amateurish?

>>213636448
Nah it has a lot of xenoporh scenes but they are forcing this new idea of hybrids, androids with human minds or something, like replicants
It feels very long at times, and sometimes it feels disconnected, like the technology is supposed to be retrofuturism from the 70s, but some technology looks very modern with a 2020s aesthetics which doesn't make senseand yes, there are a lot of niggers.

This is everything.

Boring, not scary and feels like its constantly being directed by someone who does music videos.

>>213636625
What year does this take place in?

>>213637331
21 something

>>213637331
2120

>>213634940
Fpbp relieved to see this /thread

>>213637344
>>213637353
They're a bit late then.

Is there a sci-fi franchise where humans AREN'T the villains?

>Planet of the Apes - Humans
>Alien - Humans
>Prometheus - Humans
>Avatar - Humans
>Star Wars - Humans
>Star Trek - Humans

>>213635428
>a giant statue of a facehugger impregnates statue of liberty
>later we see a xeno statue holding the torch in her place

they should have just gone full planet of the apes remake with this

>>213634954
Is that seam supposed to be visible?

>>213637445
Heston was the hero in the original

>>213635940
cute

generic usaids dei streamslop

>>213637445
>>Alien - Humans
When are the fucking xenos portrayed as the good guys?

>>213637523
Who created the xenos?

Was this edited by AI
Vibeediting?

>>213637499
And humans blew up the planet, made the apes super intelligent, and then antagonized them

>>213637445
Predator

>>213637550
We don't know.
>inb4 non canon theories

>>213637573
Til one of these prequels show that the humans are the ones who invited the predators to hunt here

facehugger would be dead in india haha

>>213637599
>non canon
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it isn't canon

>alien show but it's not even about aliens it's about... WHAT IF HUMAN CONCIOUSNESS WAS IN AN ANDROID THAT LOOKS 100% HUMAN?!?!?!

thank god they didn't make a show about the thing I wanted to see and instead made a show about the thing I see in literally every single sci fi franchise ever devised by man ever.

Why do the xenos have hulk strenght now?

>>213636327
yea, on rails

There is only 1 possible way this show can end and that's with the Alien being contained but the corporations know about it to lead into Alien 1
They will never break out en masse because then it makes no sense that no one knows about the Xenomorphs, so it absolutely has to maintain super small scall and end up contained
So what is even the fucking point at ALL to make it Alien EARTH. Who gives a FUCK?

>>213637573
Humans are literally the villain in the Predator franchise because of Global Warming and im not joking it's canonically in the 4th or 5th movie.

>>213637696
That's right. That's why they want our autism DNA so badly.

>>213635091
Alien has a woman lead. Dumb zoomer.

>>213637742
Movies in the past: my movie has a woman because I have a compelling idea for a character and she happens to be female
Movies now: Put a chick in it and make her lame and gay

>>213637696
jokes on you only the first two films are canon.

>>213637792
I raise you with a fishmouth retard.
cute

>>213637713
Fun fact: Wendy could be watching you right now

>>213637765
if the first two alien films were released today, you'd still be whining, you dumb nigger.
let me remind you:
in alien, ripley was at odds with the captain and the crew, she turned out to be in the right
in aliens, ripley was downplayed by the buff military honchos but ended up saving, commanding, and outright being better than them.

>>213634928 (OP)
Kek, this isn't better than Romulus let alone Ridley kino.

>>213637523
Retard.

Show is pretty good. Definitely better to an I expected. There’s some solid deaths and I like that there are new aliens. People will bitch about the cast but my main gripe is them all acting like children. I get that’s the point of the hybrids but it’s just a baffling choice.

>>213637519
USAID spent billions on food aid to Palestinians

>>213638228
trans ron weasley.... would

>>213639507
Is that still a thing?

>>213635487
LOL.
All DEI actors.
Would it have killed them to add a straight White man?

>>213639778
there are two white men on the list though?

>>213639801
Jewish fags are not straight White men.

>>213634954
That was so terribly shot I couldn't believe it made the cut.

>>213634928 (OP)
Looks like gay DEI slop, perfect for shit taste zoomers like you.

the people that are fans of Alien/Star Wars/Predator/Star Trek/LOTR/Marvel/DC are just cattle to these people.

THEY THROW OUT THE SLOP, EAT IT UP, U COW....THEY WANT TO MILK YOUR WALLET, THEY GONNA GRAB YOUR TEETS AND MILK YOU

>>213634954
This looks like a cheap cosplay. How did this get past editing?

>SEARCH AND RESCUE, OPEN UP

a bold and subtle metaphor for US interventionism post-9/11, where instead of bringing help and relief to civilians, the first responders kick down doors like they're raiding Saddam

bravo [checks notes] Noah

>>213635091
Why do you care? You're not even white yourself.

>>213639774
>Is that still a thing?
Palestinians?

For a few more months until they all starve.

>>213634928 (OP)
>better than ridley slop
embarrassing, hope you're trolling and your taste isn't actually this bad, but knowing this shithole of a board, you might actually be this retarded. You should be culled or at least sterilized if you sincerely believe this.

>>213640297
prometheus and covenant were worse than anything in the entire alien and predator franchise

>>213639981
why is McDonald's so powerful? They have their own PMC in the USA?

>>213640396
It's one of the largest suppliers of US Army.

>>213640414
wait, like coca-cola was in WW2? pls elaborate more I need to know all
going all in on McDonald's stocks

Man this guy is such a shitty actor, I hope he dies soon

>>213637550
In Alien:Covenant? An android who was expressly rejecting humanity.

>>213640637
Yautja have been breeding aliens on Earth for thousands of years.

>>213637445
>Star Trek
>Humans

Uh...?

By movies:
>Trek I: No real villain, but the antagonist is a machine
>Trek II: Khan is human, I guess
>Trek III: Klingons
>Trek IV: No real villain, but the antagonist is a machine
>Trek V: The villain is some weird eldritch entity manipulating a Vulcan
>Trek VI: A joint conspiracy between humans and Klingons, along with the Romulan ambassador, with the main antagonist being a Klingon
>Generations: An El-Aurian with Klingon backing
>First Contact: The Borg
>Insurrection: Son'a, with some humans backing up to a point before being eliminated
>Galaxy Quest: Sarris, some kind of lizard reptile thing
>Nemesis: A human clone with Reman backing created by Romulans
>Trek '09: Romulans
>Into Darkness: Humans
>Beyond: Mutated humans

By series:
>TOS: Klingons more often than not, but very episodic
>TNG: The Ferengi at first, but Romulans more often than not, but very episodic. The Borg are actually only in six episodes, and three of them involve non-Collective Borg.
>DS9: The Cardassians, then the Klingons and Dominion, then the Dominion with the Cardassians, then just the Dominion.
>VOY: A sequence of aliens, culminating in the Borg.
>ENT: The Suliban, then the Xindi and Sphere Builders, then the Romulans

I mean, it's sometimes humans, but it's pretty often something else as well.

>>213640702
Different continuity.

>>213640637
He can reject it all he wants he was still created by it

So is it decent or trash?

Saw a couple ads for it thought it might be ok

>>213634928 (OP)
That's a big facehugger...

>>213634928 (OP)

It is Ridley slop, you faggot.

>>213634928 (OP)
an AI generated pic would look better than that

>>213640887
Idk like 6/10

>>213635091
Alien Earth is white genocide anyways

>>213640887
Mid so far, might become decent.

>>213634928 (OP)
Wrong, I've just finished both episodes and they suck.
>Skips the ship massacre
>Too much shitty family drama
>Xenos just murder everything but conveniently don't when it comes to Hermit

>>213640887
It's the worst thing in the Alien Franchise. Right there with Resurrection but 10 hours long. 5/10

>>213640914

>>213640887
bretty good but the pacing is bad

>>213640887
5/10 at best.

>>213640930
>>213640939
>>213640954
>>213640977
>>213640992
Thanks. Will assume I can make this a low watch priority then for now

>>213636063
That's disgusting

>>213637445
The expanse, Battlestar Galactica, War of the Worlds.

>>213641088
>low watch priority then
it's still on the buildup stage, so it's kind of slow.
first two are more on exposition and character building.

>>213641126
>first two are more on exposition
you know that's bad, right?

>>213641126
>it's still on the buildup stage
they already blew their wad in the second episode with the alien massacre. It went from 0 to 100 real quick.

>>213641150
not really, if the later episodes make up for it.
i'm digging the world building.
the alien expanded universe made wey-yu some omnipotent company that controls most of humanity with no competitors.

this show will actually be good, idk why disney hires jeets to shit talk their projects on 4chan but don't listen to their incel posting

>>213640000
Just because you are brown dosent mean we want to see you in media, ugly jeet.
We want White talented people, this is their niche.
Pajeets chinks negroes are ugly and cant act, they dont belong to science fiction
Unless really talented (rare).

>Boy Kavalier

>>213641221
seethe

>>213640914
>>213640955
If I pull this facehugger off, would you die?

>>213635940
Look up her dad
Now you see him in a wig

>>213634940
real and true

>>213634954
>No alien saliva

>>213641285
Not until the chestburster is mature, which is extremely painful.

>>213640887
good production value, not boring, with a cute waifu. reminds me of campy 1990s sci-fi shows.

it's actually decent, but clearly aimed at a kid audience. the plot makes absolutely no sense, like it's offensively bad, but i would have loved it as a 12-14yo.

>>213634954
loogs lige benis :DDDD
benis monstrer :DDDDD

>>213634954
>see nig
Immediately dropped.
Thanks for saving me the time and trouble.

>>213635091
>WHY DID OUR SHOW FAIL YET AGAIN

>>213641664
>>see nig
>Immediately dropped.
>Thanks for saving me the time and trouble.

>>213635403
Generic is better then retarded

>>213634928 (OP)
>no tail

>>213640332
Again, at the very least they're much better than this TV slop, and they're better than Alien 4 too.

>>213641126
>it's still on the buildup stage, so it's kind of slow.
The buildup stage had a massacre on board a ship, that was skipped.
Fuck you, faggot.

>>213634954
That's some looney toons shit.
>alien about to pass by
>"it is just some human peon who cares we'll get him later"
>notices human is a nig
>LITERALLY WHEELCHAIRS BACK TO DOUBLE CHECK
>"on second thought..."
That alien came out of a KKK member I tell you what.

>>213641833
No, they are much worse than the TV series and Resurrection.

>>213641378
For you

>>213642024
Most plebeian post I've seen in maybe four weeks or longer. Well pleb'd anon.

>>213641983
actually, the nig was controlling his emotions to keep the alumin from noticing him but his palms got sweaty, mom's spaghetti

>>213641689
He was based though.
You can tell Donald Glover or whoever the new one is is a frothing at the moth BLM retard.

>>213641419
>he plot makes absolutely no sense
like in all alien-related media

>>213640887
It's the worst thing I've seen in a while.

>>213634954
KINO unironically

>>213634954
Wow, i honestly can't beleive how bad that looks in spite of them pretty faithfully copying the set of the original.
We really are in the midst of a competency crisis.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS

>>213643407
it seems like all the specimens collected are parasitic in some way

>>213634954
That's a fake dick.

>>213634928 (OP)
SAARS I'M HAVING BLAST WITH THIS SATURDEY MARNING CARTOON
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YOOU HAVE BLAST TOO?

>>213643407
Is this aliens vs the thing?

>>213643886
this is what i thought. when the fuck did the xenomorphs ever just turn into someone's body part? he got the thing confused with alien, kek.

>>213643920
who told you that there were only xenos on board? the black goo from ridley's slop can turn into anything

>>213643954
there wasn't any black goo on board.

>>213643989
that we know of
in romulus the scientists managed to reverse engineer black goo from a cocooned xeno and mass produce facehuggers

>>213643407
reminds me of this little fucker

>>213637499
Who did you think he was damning to hell anon

>>213640887
Pretty boring so far but I'd still rate it above Romulus for not being a complete rehash of previous movies

>>213635091
The black guy is an android he isn't even human.

>>213635398
WY clears knows about them and is keeping them a secret for corporate espionage reasons. That's pretty clearly laid out

>>213635138
Timothy oliphant isn't white you nigger

>>213640887
Hilariously trash. Alien is a cursed franchise.

>>213644078
romulus sucks

>>213644289
what the fuck are you smoking retard?

>>213635428
Yes it's real

>>213643819
Nice, better use of AE footage than the actual show itself

>>213643407
>>213643920
>>213643407
did you not watch anything before this scene? The ship is filled with a myriad of parasitic aliens and the xenomorph is one of them
theres even a fucking space tick that drains your blood until youre a desiccated corpse, are you retarded?

>>213640887
Just watch the alien clips on YouTube and you are done.

>>213643407
Kot :(

>>213638228
Nibs my sweet sweet retard child wife