Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:21:50 PM No.213636724
Finally had the time to torrent pic related. After checking the ratings I was expecting zombie kino but what I got was a movie I was close to turn off half way through. It's been ages since I felt that urge to just alt+f4, del a movie while watching. Holy fuck. It's not even just imdb who grossly overrated it, rotten is also mostly praising it. So many things about it sucked ass:
Random flashbacks so middle ages, blurry shots, over saturated, the story, acting, iodine, pile of bones, zombie pregnancy, alphas, fat zombies, the clowns in the end.
What was good?
Nothing, not even the music. I get it tho, it is clearly an old franchise revived for zoomers and Gen alpha. Hence the high rating. I'm just glad I didn't spend money on that garbage.
Random flashbacks so middle ages, blurry shots, over saturated, the story, acting, iodine, pile of bones, zombie pregnancy, alphas, fat zombies, the clowns in the end.
What was good?
Nothing, not even the music. I get it tho, it is clearly an old franchise revived for zoomers and Gen alpha. Hence the high rating. I'm just glad I didn't spend money on that garbage.
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