What was the worst thing they did?

>>213638347 (OP)
Gerard?

>>213638347 (OP)
The gym trainer. They completely ruined that guy’s life, possibly beyond repair, for no reason.

>>213638358
Gerard died of flu. He was using his cystic fibrosis to fuck with Mark, so Mark’s feelings in the matter aren’t even that unreasonable.

>>213638347 (OP)
Are they both faggots?

>>213638347 (OP)
>run over the dog
>cook the dog
>consume the dog

>>213638480
No, they're El Dude Brothers.

>>213638347 (OP)
Killing, burning then eating that dog was pretty awful.

>>213638439
>The gym trainer
Is that the guy they accused of sexual harassment or something?

>>213638518
Yes, they accused him of sexual assault and shitting in one of the gym’s pools.

>>213638512
god, life's relentless

>>213638347 (OP)
I watched a milenial review on this show who described Daryl as "objectively evil," kek.
Daryl was probably one of the few stand up guys in the entire show. He had some pretty wrong opinions, though, like believing Mark was an alright lad./

Jeremy and Hans competed against each other to get a BJ from sophie's cousin lmao

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>>213638564
The reviewer obviously didn't catch the joke. Daryl was an abundant racist and yet one of the most well behaved and civilized people Mark ever came across. The contrast makes it funny. This was back when you could make actual jokes about everything.

>>213638564
If only Daryl could see the actual state of the UK

>>213638564
How in the fuck is Daryl "objectively evil"? He's a genuinely nice guy. The irony of ignoring the horrendous things Mark and Jez do and calling some average guy evil because he wants to keep England white.

>>213638614
He'd despair.

>>213638622
>How in the fuck is Daryl "objectively evil"?
He's a Nazi. There is no moral system that's reconcilable with Nazism.

Getting the gym trainer fired by claiming he shit in the pool and touched Mark inappropriately just so Jez could make his move with Nancy.

The plot to get April to cheat on her husband was diabolical too lol

>>213638622
Didn't you get the memo? It's not not ugly behavior or physical assault or verbal abuse that makes one evil anymore, but rather thinking evil thoughts like "Britain is for Brits".

>>213638690
>le evil supervillains we, the good side, were fighting
Fuck off.

>>213638738
>Britain is for Brits".
Oi, you gotta a loicense for that opinion? Bit problematic innit?

>>213638585
>>213638515
I know this is one of their inside jokes that is never explained. But is the joke to the viewer basically that Jez likes the nickname and Mark just goes along with it?

>>213638614
He'd save us in our hour of need.

>>213638816
It's their old nickname from their university days. The joke is that Jez still hangs on to it even in adulthood, reinforcing the bond while Mark despises it and wants to be free of Jez.

>>213638540
its a dog eat dog world

>>213638690
Is it really worse than the hordes of gang rapists? Your kids are constantly targeted by these filth. What do you feel when you see another news of a kid getting gang raped by a dozen Pakistani men?

I wanna dick the DOB

>>213638977
You've had your dick in the Dob? Fucking hell!

>>213639034
There's something about a goofy face and some big ol tidies that activates my neurons.

>>213638952
>What do you feel when you see another news of a kid getting gang raped by a dozen Pakistani men?
He's probably jewish and feels aroused.

the dog thing was fair bad but he didn't kill it on purpose and they basically forced him to eat it with their relentless obsession with barbecued turkey.
their takedown of the poolpooer was pretty bad, but mark's complete systematic psychological fuckery of angus & his mrs. to break them up and then jez kidnapping him and making him drink piss while tied up under threat of castration was the worst of all.

>>213638480
Jeremy sure is.

>>213638774
You bloody! Erase this immediately!
You bloody!

Jeremy should have just yeeted the dog parts overboard and “accidentally” trip so it looked realistic

>>213639139
You must fucking love Rosie Jones then

>>213638347 (OP)
I dunno about worst in a moral sense, but Mark stalking an 18 year old girl across the country to her university, lie to her about being a student and then planned to just fuck her and leave forever is definitely one of the creepiest things he ever did

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>>213639518
Yeah, the last season really demonstrates their sociopathy. Mark humiliating Sophie in front of her family and friends, driving an already dim and unstable woman into full on alcoholic despair was wicked, but that wasn't like, his explicit plan, whereas he was intentionally trying to drive Angus mad again, then had Jez and Super Hans torture him. I think thats the same season they tie up his new roommate, waterboard him, and toss him out of the building in the middle of the night

>>213641504
the last season really demonstrates that they had run out of material and had to pinch out shite like all of that

4 naan was insane

>>213641690
yeah but that bit where he gives hans his stolen plastic bag bag was still really funny

>>213638606
>well behaved and civilized person
>racist
i don't see the contradiction

>>213638606
he did brick a window. still the most likable character.

>>213638774
I'm brown but because I'm from America and my girlfriend lives in the UK, is it okay if I move there?

>>213642112
honestly i think you should kys

>>213638347 (OP)
Honestly people say them eating the dog but there’s a bit where mark kicks a dog to death offscreen in season 1 that’s fucked up, at least the others got closure

>>213638690
>There is no moral system that's reconcilable with Nazism
I challenge you to actually name your moral hang ups about Nazism. No, seriously. Name at least 5. I bet you can't.

Was Mark responsible, yes or no?

>>213642686
Even if Sophie wasn’t a cheating cunt, what Mark did was fucked and would probably damage someone a fair bit, he’s definitely partially responsible even if she was a grown ass woman

>>213638924
You're right up until the last part. He doesn't want to be free of Jez, he wants to continue believing he does, while getting the satisfaction of comparing his boring life to Jez's failure to launch forever.

>>213642760
What did he "do" exactly? Sophie supporters can never actually come up with an answer to this. Both were stringing each other along, it was only natural for it to end the way it did.

>>213638690
Most o the moral systems in the world currently have no real problem with naziism, you just don't know and don't care to know about such moral systems. It's literally mostly just Christianity that is opposed.

this bully ended up raising mark's son kek

>>213642613
>its "moral" to let a meth head lead your country into an unwinnable war, destroying their economy and killing thousands of young men, for the second time in 40 years, to own the libs
losers in WW1, losers in WW2, LARPing edgelord faggots today

>>213643310
retard shabbos goy

>>213638952
are you comparing industrial genocide to a couple of dozen of rapes?

>>213643632
>are you comparing thing that literally didn't happen to industrial state sponsored rapes?

>>213642812
He didn't "do" anything, thats entirely the problem, he chose the middle ground in every opportunity of the relationship rather than just saying no when she found the ring or actually giving the relationship his full commitment.
Instead he actively spent every waking moment avoiding her by gyming or trying to cheat or not engaging with her because he wanted to simply have the respect that a normal married person would get while being a complete coward by not investing any of his time into it.
S4 is amazing and i wouldn't change it but if you watch that season and think Mark isn't the worse person (which is saying a lot because sophie is a shit), i don't know what to say

>>213643632
>industrial genocide
May I see it?
The bomes.
May I see them?
May I see the bomes?

>>213638347 (OP)
sexually molest a teenage boy and force him to suck their dick while he cried

>>213643958
That was Super Hands

>>213643958
that was just bants. mad bants.

>>213640175
This didn't seem that bad because the actress looked middle aged.

Jeremy letting Elena get away was the worst.

>>213643577
>look ma! I posted it again!

>>213638347 (OP)
Sucking Super Hans's smegma covered dick, nothing even comnes close to that.

>>213638480
Yes they're British

>>213642865
> You could have your cock in her but you won't fuck
Literally zero recovery after that Mark should have just ended it

>>213638347 (OP)
Kicked a dog to death

>>213644741
I now remember the bad thing

Can you believe this nerdy, fat limey got to ejaculate into Victoria Coren's big fat soft warm vagina?

>>213645249
Bazinga

>>213645249
Mitchell was definitely banging drama chicks at Cambridge. But probably got his heart broken and hit the bottle

speaking of which, do you think they ever did it?

>>213645249
Can I belive this obese, pastey, milquetoast man impregnated an equally obese, pastey, milquetoast woman?
Yes, yes I can believe it.

>>213645815
U r low test

>>213640133
He said goofy, not fully retarded.

>>213639139
There's something about her physiognomy specifically. I've wanked to that cupboard scene many times.

>>213639139
>>213646445
She’s Jewish

>>213645249
No idea who that is but looks like an average britbong woman