https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDjpRyzP03s

Looks very direct to streaming

>>213640784 (OP)
pajeet CGI has destroyed cinema

Ok, i WILL now watch your movie!

>>213640784 (OP)
Ugly.
Shan't be watching.

>>213640784 (OP)
Videogamey cgi, terrible acting /dialogue and poorly cast main character with a cringe humongous bikini. Schlock without nudity and sensuality is pointless

>>213640784 (OP)
woman
physical
warrior
OH FUCKING PLEASE

It looks crap but have some ennio morricone musica
https://youtu.be/91ye_YUNJVI?list=RD91ye_YUNJVI

>>213640843
she fucks niggers

>>213640784 (OP)
>thong song

Could use more muscle.

>>213640784 (OP)

I really don't have very high standards for women's bodies but that actress really looks rough. If you met her in real life it's fine. But for a movie it's weak. She's a total fridge

>>213640784 (OP)
>no tits
>no rape
>no sex
>no Conan
>absolutely dog shit costumes
>pajeet CGI
>shit soundtrack
>shit performances
I can't believe the dude from The Umbrella Academy got roped into this abortion. He is so much better than this shit, it's not even funny.

>>213640784 (OP)
>manjaw

>>213640784 (OP)
>Rhona Mitra is in it
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>213640980
Yeah and/or curves. Figures that a movie of this just has another bland skinny woman. Syd Sweeney in the upcoming dumb boxing movie looks a lot bigger and stronger than this.

>>213640784 (OP)
what ps3 game is this?

>>213641606
Heavenly Swords

>>213640784 (OP)
It boggles the mind, but it seems they actually managed to do a movie that is WORSE than the Arnold/Nielsen Red Sonja.

Uwe Boll would have done it more entertaining.

>>213640784 (OP)
>Red sonja was a hot babe warrior girl made by a nerdy white dude in the 70s for other other harmless nerdy dudes into trpg during the 70s & 80s
>get co opted by modern day liberal white woman who the character was never intended to appeal to just so they can hire a mid looking actress to demoralize the original male fan base, trash bikini armor, and ultimately re-imagine the character as a modern day feminist hero.
Serious question, why do women love corrupting male media? Like what do they get out of it?

>>213640981
LMAOAOA

Go on then... Someone post the Red Sonja cosplay whores

>>213640784 (OP)
Shes flatchested, whats the fucking point? I hate modern movies so much man.
>look we did le iconic thing
they know what theyre doing. Fuck off.

>>213640784 (OP)
i love smooth bellys need to kiss and love all night

>>213640841
the jews destroyed cinema. they go with the fastest, lowest bidder. it will only get worse once they actually start to use jeets.

>>213641896
They don't understand that the reason they're unhappy is because society is structured to prevent them from being homemakers, but they receive constant media reinforcement that wanting to be a homemaker is wrong, so they lash out at the group that the media tells them is responsible for making them feel confused.

>>213641896
They did the same to Lara croft. She was a sexy big breasted action chick made by a dude for dudes who many women also happen to like because she was sexy and cool, and all the guys wanted her.

>>213640784 (OP)
Now that I looked up the director, I'm surprised how bad this looks. She did that James Purefoy Solomon Kane movie, which was pretty decent.

>>213640912
So like your mom then

>>213642115
UUUHM YOU CAN'T ENJOY SOMTHEING UNLESS THERE OUR UNREALISTIC WOMEN IN THEM????? FASCIST INCEL!!!!

>made by a troon
>its shit

lmao

>>213640784 (OP)
Meh.

>>213640784 (OP)
Why do movies look like shit now

>>213642536
because even with shitty b-movies, there was tons of skill with camera and lighting. people made careers out of it and wanted to do well.

now no one cares.

also money laundering.

>>213642536
>Why do movies look like shit now
Filmstock is expensive, so the director would get yelled at if he wasted too much. This meant he had to make sure everything looked perfect before the cameras started recording.

Now everything is recorded digitally, which doesn't incur any cost.

>>213640784 (OP)
>bare midriff

I will now watch your D-movie

>>213640784 (OP)
Sign me up.

>>213640784 (OP)
Red Sonja without nudity and tentacle. Who is this made for?

>>213640784 (OP)
That outfit looks like shit does it not? Literally cosplay tier

>>213642817
She should have been red Sonja. God I would have loved to see her in a metal bikini

>>213642536
Everyone with real talent is dead, retired or metoo'd. The new gen is made of cali artists, nepobabies and indians.

>>213642817
>>213643144
She was super cute in Krypton, shame her career went nowhere. Also that show was great.

>>213640784 (OP)
There's a building with neon lights on the left, first seconds in video. Does that fit in the Red Sonia universe? I don't know anything about this character.

>>213643171
>or metoo'd
This is the real issue.
There could be new talent
but it's not allowed to grow.
If you're a young man you're expected to kiss the ass, kiss the ring, and town the line.
No upsets or challenges to the status quo. Don't prove your talent with new art, that's rebellious.

>>213643279
That's true, they don't give a chance for new talent, real talent. Pedowood is still running the woke train and that's is making them no favours, it's just ridiculous when Netflix did those Marvel shows and the ones made by women only (Jessica Jones) and blacks only (Luke Cage) was the worst of the bunch. Then they did again with She-Hulk and Black Panther and again it was the worst shit Marvel ever did. You got hire people because of their talent, not their color if you want good results.

the Digital Cinema Package has been on torrent sites for weeks now

you can just watch the film, in full theatrical quality. go nuts

>>213640784 (OP)
They couldn't find a girl with muscles?

>>213643406
no, same way they didn't hire an actress who was obese, or 50 years old.

you can figure this one out, anon!

>LET'S GET IT ON!!!

So is it like A Knight's Tale?

If slotslights vignette came on it would vastly improve cgi of this kino

>>213643364
Has it? I'm not seeing it on private nor on public trackers.

>>213644398
search BT Digg for "mxf" (as in, the filetype)

searching for "dcp" redirects you to the FBI website, i guess because it contains "cp". those silly pirates.

>>213643364
no one cares about red sonja.

We have Red Sonja at home.

Why does everything suck so bad?

>>213644574
this is just another run-of-the-mill bad fantasy flick, anon.
could have been some 80s B-movie (and the same types of people have computers now) or it could have been some forgettable Hollywood thing.
e.g. you now remember there was a Clash of the Titans remake.

>>213644504
Found it. Thanks, king.

>>213644574
It's slop today and it was slop back then.

>>213641896
>>213642536
>>213644574
Can you fucking chuds stop with the antisemitism???

>>213641759
It would even have Skittles advertising.

>>213641996
This. Every media really. Look at Bethesda. Founded Zenimax, WIth who? a jew. Made each game progressively known with the only intent of getting more money. When they could, they outsourced work to jeets, making every character look like horrifying chimps. It wasn't racist to hate on the npcs, they are not hated because of their skin but because the are fucking ugly.

>>213643263
No, it was originally an ancient world/ Iron Age setting but the new movie has more of a He-Man aesthetic where there are robots and such.

>>213644808
so we're already fucking over the source material.

>>213640784 (OP)
The funniest part is they were at Comic Con a couple weeks ago and had a bunch of Red Sonja cosplayers on stage who all mogged this actress. Just way too fucking skinny and flat to play Sonja. I like her tummy though I guess.

>>213640912
Okay, now -I- will be watching your movie.

>>213641996
They Jews are responsible for every Hollywood hit you've ever loved.

>>213640784 (OP)
If not for that icecube movie this would be getting made fun of by lame youtubers.

>>213642536
The time is up and the final solution grows ever closer.

>>213644552
She doesn't have a lot going in in the T&A department either, yet for some reason she looks so much better.

>>213644948
for me it's

>>213643279
>>213643347
All the talent went and started a youtube channel or does the filming and editing for other big youtube channels.
They actually function like tv studios now which makes me sick. Youtube took off because it was an escape from judaism and now these nutubers have made youtube into jewtube with their scripts and high budgets.

WHY CANT ANYTHING STAY UNJEWED??????

>>213645163
It's the white facial features.

>>213644948
But can they act?

>>213640784 (OP)
Absolutely atrocious acting.

>>213645287
act?

>>213644948
Left is literally the only remotely decently one, the other two have never exercised in their lives and are 5/10 faces at best but your judgement is impaired because you can see their tits.

>>213640784 (OP)
why does the main character have an American accent when buying things then British when she is out in the coliseum?

>>213645506
One on the right is sexo.

>>213645506
I only want to fuck the right one.

>>213641253
>Rhona Mitra
That is her? Damn, I understand women age but she looks nothing like she did in Hollow Man

>>213645287
This literal super model they cast can't act either so who cares.

>>213645506
SAAR NO I FUCK RAPE THEM ALL BENCHOD

>>213645506
The only purpose of this character is titilation and they couldn't even do that.

>>213640912
You don't have to sell me even harder on it bro, my hair is blonde and my eyes are blue.

>>213645163
It’s because she’s a Teutonic danish aryan, whereas the new actress is a mystery meat Sicilian-American