>he doesn't want to match my show
why anon? why??

>>213641044 (OP)
Your show is not the problem threads that start with talk about my boobs go to obscure places

>>213641044 (OP)
I'm going to do some baaaad things to you Wendy

The actress refused to do a Variety cover/game with Hawley and Olyphant because she didn't feel comfortable playing a game with "older men." She's 29, btw.

>>213641114
Hawley looks like a pedophile.

>>213641044 (OP)
It's nothing personal.

But for starters
>I am so fucking tired of sequels to movies from the 80's, especially bad sequels
Huge irony in people joking about these fans of these 80's classics being manchildren with "Peter Pan Syndrome" when corporate dickheads are the ones pushing sequels to media from their childhoods on the mass public
(Fuck You)
>bad, cynical references to Peter Pan, which miss the point of the J.M. Barrie novel
>it's Disney trying to do Alien - which is like the worst combo imaginable
>obvious "eat the rich" Marxism, which has never really resonated with me
>as visually bad as a modern Marvel film - while being a sequel to one of the best looking movies ever made
It's not that you're not cute, it's that I've moved on mentally from movies like Alien a long time ago.
And I'm dying, waiting for everyone to catch up.

It's already over for her. She could've been on the front cover of Variety but refused to turn up to do an interview with Hawley and Oliphant.

>>213641962
She didn't want to be asked Alien trivia questions and be outed as a poser. just like me fr

>>213641652
>>as visually bad as a modern Marvel film - while being a sequel to one of the best looking movies ever made
This is something I need to say more on.
I've never really wanted more Alien.
But I do want more movies with craftsmanship of the caliber of Alien.

Also, I am a child of the 00's.
All these 80's movies were never really "mine" to begin with, they were handed to my by my parents.
There is a part of me, it's always been a small voice, but it is growing very loud, that DESPISES these pieces of culture looming over and dominating it all. Never allowing any new generation of ideas. Saturn eating his children out of fear.
I fucking hate your media.

>>213641044 (OP)
With the first two episodes out of the way, it's about to turn into a wheel-spinning, flashback extravaganza... and ain't nobody got time for that!

>>213641044 (OP)
Earth is sacred. It doesn't even get fucked in fiction.

>>213641114
>>213641962
Female-facing franchise that as of the last movie has an overwhelming 70% male audience. I've said it before but these male franchises have a serious actress problem. A lot of them have no business being cast in the first place. Nothing personal, just not good fits

>>213641114
I had to google her because she looked really old in some shots. Made me feel old as fuck at 32 seeing that she's 29.

>>213641962
She was too busy having sex with me. Sorry.

>>213641962
>At first, one of Chandler’s reps voiced the actor’s concern about playing a game with “two older men” (in other words, her co-star and showrunner, who are, respectively, 57 and 58). The game, the comic test “How Well Do They Know Each Other?,” seemed innocuous to us — everyone from Ariana Grande to Ryan Reynolds to Daniel Craig has done it in the past. But to demonstrate good faith, we offered to show Chandler sample questions. Then, she sent a list of ones we’d never ask. (We don’t ever offer question approval, and there’s good reason why: “How many ‘Alien’ films are there?” was high on Chandler’s list.) After that, she changed her mind and decided a game on video wasn’t something she felt comfortable doing at all. Now, on the morning of the shoot, after some convincing from her agent, we hear she will come. Then Chandler decides, after all that — never mind, she can’t make it.
Fucking kek what the fuck is this article. I thought you were shitposting but it's actually real.

>>213642410
I fast forward all flashbacks.

>>213641962
>She's not gonna be in Alien: Earth Season 2!

>>213643869
So you'll just be watching the OP/ED credits?

If they do episodes reminiscent of Alien where it's a single xenomorph then mix in some episodes like Aliens where it's zerg rush war then it can be kino. not too much fan of the synth sides EVIL CORPORATIONS of these stories but atleast the mind jump thing is different

>>213641114
If you read up on how it went, it actually sounds like she was high off her gourd and completely paranoid

>>213644605
It's just a young little cumpig afraid of toxic fanbases as a woman, ignorant of how every single film in the franchise had a female lead before (even if it was more for marketing in Covenant). I don't really blame her, but she's off-mark here.

This variety article SLAMMED her lmao
>Chandler, at 29, is just emerging, having grown up adjacent to the industry, but not in it — her father, with whom she recorded her audition tape for “Alien: Earth,” is Emmy winner Kyle Chandler

>>213644833
They know they opened a can of worms with this concept, right?

>>213641044 (OP)
thats a dude

>>213644833
cute

>>213644833
CUTE!! CUUUUUTEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://gofile.io/d/tVfnvw

>>213644891
>>>/lgbt/ is that way you troon freak

>>213644833
they couldnt find someone who didnt look 40s and teens simultaneously?

>>213644945
unironically and literally: she's pure sexo

>>213643777
What a stupid bitch.

>>213644862
I hope anyone who heavily references Peter Pan knows they're entering pedo territory

>>213644945
>she'd do this but not a photoshoot with 58 year old men to promote the $300m budget tv show
I love the patriarchy

>>213644862
correct, I want to have sexo with the old hag in that video

>>213644945
uhhhh guys, he has Wendy in the breeding press? he knows they can't make babies right?

>>213645117
>he doesn't know

>>213644833

Does wendy know how to shave?

>>213644945
These titties are so fine

>>213641044 (OP)
Reminds me of Marina Mazepa

>>213645411
no, she has a full bush down there

I like the scene where she's showing off her armpits and talking about wanting to have her eggs fertilized with thick heavy sperm

>>213645648

So, is it okay to fuck her if she has the mind of a 12 year old girl in an adult synthetic body? Any anime experts care to chime in? Is it incest for her brother to fuck her, if she is in a synthetic body? What makes incest incest: biological blood relation, or the mind?

>>213645680
does a synthetic body even have sex organs? for what purpose?

>>213645702
>for what purpose?
to have sex?

>>213645702
they gave her tits for some reason

>>213645680
it's likely she wouldn't consent.

>>213645702
ash didn't confirmed by ridley. it's why he penetrated ripley with a porno mag in the mouth

>>213641044 (OP)
Ridley loves android sex and reproducing. watch Raised by wolves.

>>213645702
She has her mouth.

>>213645792
I hate to say this, I don't like to say cruel things or compare actresses. It's not polite.
But Niamh Algar's character Sue is the vastly superior Ridley's-taste-inspired Brunette of current year sci-fi
she brought a maturity and sensitivity to the screen that were a joy to watch

>>213645466
Is she as flexible?

Program Wendy to lay on her side and lift the top cheek up.

I have a ddlg/agere fetish, so i loev her. The orange hair chick is also cute.

Give me a reason.

>>213641044 (OP)
Manic pixie autistic pedo coded character is beyond obnoxious.
Went from cute looking actress to get this retard off my screen.

>>213647614
>Manic pixie
You don't know what this term means

sex education courses for Wendy when?

>>213647633
You don't know what sex is because you're a virgin. Your father stuck a rod up your ass, and then ripped your spine out. Your mom got glassed.
Spectrum tards do not belong on tv.

>>213644756
>>213644945
Do you think her dad recorded an audition tape with her for this one too?

>>213645680
>So, is it okay to fuck her if she has the mind of a 12 year old girl in an adult synthetic body? Is it incest for her brother to fuck her

>>213644945
tits

>show is called Alien: Earth
>you barely see Alien
>heres human drama instead
What a fucking scam, kill yourself

>actual pajeet character talks about india
I really fucking dont like where this shit is going, are pajeets going to become new niggers? And every show will have to revolve around pajeets? And suddenly historic documentaries will paint European kings as pajeets.

>>213648099
yes, it's inevitable simply by sheer population, like how chinese became everywhere.
should've locked your borders when you had the chance.

>>213641044 (OP)
>>213641114
wow i can't believe every single 29yo actor is black or female, there must have been a holocaust entirely limited to one age cohort

>>213647971
>the only paedophile he knows is this guy
is this your first day on 4chan, zoomie?

>>213648236
The joke is that is also the actor who plays her brother.

The bonus situation? I'll tell you what the bonus situation is. Nothing. There is no bonus. Understand?

Because it’s sloppy shit.

This is some damn fine bonus! Thanks Weyland-Yutani!

>>213641044 (OP)
>Captain fucking hook
>A literal ticking crocodile
muh deep literary (cartoon) references

>>213641044 (OP)
Too many shitskins

>>213648260
oh

>>213648442
Jcon didn't fuck him, faggot.

>>213644945
Huh they're nicer than I thought

BLEASE MATCH SHOW SAR

>>213644945
Nice tits

>>213641044 (OP)
>match
HELLO SAR HOW R U TODAY

>>213648514
There will be very few whites in 2100, anon.

>>213649715
so any TV show set in the future where space travel is common is fundamentally implausible for that reason

>>213649715
And, for good and for ill, the the ones that remain will be Pharoahs once again.

>>213643777
ah. so she wasn't acting weird in the show, they hired he because she's just naturally weird

>>213641044 (OP)
SEX

>Alien franchise was built by Tom Skerritt, Lance Henriksen, Michael Biehn, and Bill Paxton
>"HURR RIPLEY WAS THE ONLY CHARACTER!"

>>213644945
uhh, acting?

>>213643777
>get handed the opportunity of a lifetime to lead a TV series for a household name IP
>can't even handle something as basic as press junkets
Isn't functioning in social situations and being able to pretend to be human your sole job as an actress?

So, who's she related to? IE, how did she actually get the role in the first place if she's an utter fucking denthead?

>>213643777
Wow what a baby

>>213642214
Holy mother of based…

>>213644945
This is just porn.

>>213641044 (OP)
She's adorable. I like watching her. Very eye friendly. Decent acting too.

>>213644603
I wonder if it's intentional on some level that mainstream media has been so thematically waterlogged with row row fight the powah rebellious anticorpo shit for years that it's now boring and gay to be a freedom fighter toppling the man

>>213645988
>current year sci-fi

Raised by Wolves was cancelled three years ago.
:(

>>213645988
>The first season was met with generally positive reviews from critics, while the second season has received critical acclaim. In June 2022, the series was cancelled after two seasons.[8]

>>213644833
My wife

>>213644833
Aliens???

>>213648099
He talked about burning his father.

black dude and homelander's assistant are the best "child" actors and are underutilized so far imo

>>213648099
if anything it shouldn't worry you at all because the pajeet is still portrayed as comic relief and is a side character who will likely die to feed the MC's arc/make the audience feel bad, he's a lamb to slaughter and inconsequential. you would be right to be worried if he were the lead or one of the corps was indian or something, it's pretty on-brand for the setting and current year

>>213650096
>three people who were not in the first film
>and one who died before the halfway point of the first

>>213650096
funny you would greentext this cause nobody can tell you the names of their characters. thats how important they are to your imaginary male chud franchise

>>213641044 (OP)
Ugly muppet with a small chin